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over a year ago
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When you look for a recipe and the page takes 8 years of your life away as you scroll through some assholes story about how sticky toffee pudding saved his grand mothers reputation at a family bbq.
Shut up and give me the goods  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dishwashers and washing machines that beep continually to let you know the cycle is done. Like mate, I know, I heard you the first 6 times but I am comfy!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I'm playing poker online and people keep going all in before seeing the flop on EVERY turn. Piss off to a higher stake table if you wanna gamble that big and leave me to play sensibly with my fake money  |
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"When you look for a recipe and the page takes 8 years of your life away as you scroll through some assholes story about how sticky toffee pudding saved his grand mothers reputation at a family bbq.
Shut up and give me the goods "
This is one that annoys me too - I don't need to know the history of beans being used for human consumption, just tell me specifically which ones I need for the recipe. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People parking in the street when they have a perfectly good driveway. Yeah, I know they can park where they like as they pay road tax....yadda, yadda.
This particular guy could fit about 4 cars in his drive. His wife is out cleaning it most days.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women who talk loud in public to their young kids to let others know that’s her kids.
Why?"
I have to agree this infuriates me, especially when the conversation is for the benefit of everyone within earshot and not the wean. |
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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago
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"Women who talk loud in public to their young kids to let others know that’s her kids.
Why?
I have to agree this infuriates me, especially when the conversation is for the benefit of everyone within earshot and not the wean."
Exactly x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sticking to a driving theme.
When you are turning left. The light is green. It’s totally your road.
And pedestrians walk out to cross the road, usually either looking at their phone, or talking on it. Not paying attention.
So you hit the breaks and give a warning honk. Then they have the nerve to give you shit, like you’re the one who was being a dick.
Asshole. Next time I’ll hit the gas |
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People who load millions of items onto the checkout look back and see that you have 1-3 things and won't let you jump in front.. trick I'd be finished and to my car by the time you unloaded your trolley!! Boils my piss |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As a painter having random people walk past and saying. You've missed a bit. It wasn't funny the first time I heard it and still isn't funny now.
On a more serious note, Opening the monthly letter from my bank letting me know that my mortgage payments have went up once again. 
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"Oh and middle lane drivers…please please please, if you are one of these pricks, go and learn how to drive on a motorway, you are doing it wrong!!!!"
Oh my God, yes!! Move to the left as soon as possible.
Or people who can't drive to the speed limit, and stick at 40 on a national limit and then have the audacity to speed in a 30!! Whit?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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At a petrol station someone drives into pump behind you when there is plenty empty pumps on other sides. And they then look impatient waiting on you coming out. |
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"Sticking to a driving theme.
When you are turning left. The light is green. It’s totally your road.
And pedestrians walk out to cross the road, usually either looking at their phone, or talking on it. Not paying attention.
So you hit the breaks and give a warning honk. Then they have the nerve to give you shit, like you’re the one who was being a dick.
Asshole. Next time I’ll hit the gas "
New highway code rules state that pedestrians have the right of way at a junction whither or not they have started to cross or are waiting to cross . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Folk who take dishes in to the kitchen and sit them ABOVE the dishwasher and not just put them IN it 
That has kids (of any age) written all over it. "
Hahaha yes you’re correct there  |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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"Folk who take dishes in to the kitchen and sit them ABOVE the dishwasher and not just put them IN it
That has kids (of any age) written all over it.
Hahaha yes you’re correct there "
What about those gits that can't put the cutlery in the right way. Spoons handle down, knifes and forks handle up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Folk who take dishes in to the kitchen and sit them ABOVE the dishwasher and not just put them IN it
That has kids (of any age) written all over it.
Hahaha yes you’re correct there
What about those gits that can't put the cutlery in the right way. Spoons handle down, knifes and forks handle up. "
YES!!!! Bloody dangerous the other way  |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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"Folk who take dishes in to the kitchen and sit them ABOVE the dishwasher and not just put them IN it
That has kids (of any age) written all over it.
Hahaha yes you’re correct there
What about those gits that can't put the cutlery in the right way. Spoons handle down, knifes and forks handle up.
YES!!!! Bloody dangerous the other way "
Yes it is. They will find that out the hard way. |
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By *ohncraMan
over a year ago
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"People who load millions of items onto the checkout look back and see that you have 1-3 things and won't let you jump in front.. trick I'd be finished and to my car by the time you unloaded your trolley!! Boils my piss"
Lol me too I look for the belts with less food on them and run to them then after they finish have a long chat to the till woman |
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"When you go out for food and the staff bloody wait till your mouth is full before suddenly appearing with the ‘is everything ok’ line. "
We do this deliberately so you canny moan if everything isn't ok
K |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Waiters who come to your table two nano seconds after they have put down your food with an enormous, phalic symbol of a pepper grinder……
“ would you like pepper , Sir? “
“I don’t know I haven’t tasted my food yet. Just leave it on the table..”
“ Sorry Sir, I can’t do that - just call if you need pepper..”
WTF…. I’ll do without. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People parking in the street when they have a perfectly good driveway. Yeah, I know they can park where they like as they pay road tax....yadda, yadda.
This particular guy could fit about 4 cars in his drive. His wife is out cleaning it most days.
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Neighbours decided to make their drive decorative and park their car on street, which is fine. But then they bought another car. And a fucking campervan, which doesn't start. So that's 3 vehicles taking up space outside everyone's houses. Add in the fact her dad is over at the house multiple times every day (4 cars), her brother comes over twice a week and stays for a few hours (5 cars), a carer comes over daily for her son and is sometimes there a while (6 cars). Plus they get JustEat deliveries up to 3 times a day and they park over people's driveways (7 cars)! I wish I was exaggerating this... the whole street hate them |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh and middle lane drivers…please please please, if you are one of these pricks, go and learn how to drive on a motorway, you are doing it wrong!!!!"
People who overtake you on the motorway even though you're going 70, then pull in in front of you and drive at 69mph!  |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"People parking in the street when they have a perfectly good driveway. Yeah, I know they can park where they like as they pay road tax....yadda, yadda.
This particular guy could fit about 4 cars in his drive. His wife is out cleaning it most days.
Neighbours decided to make their drive decorative and park their car on street, which is fine. But then they bought another car. And a fucking campervan, which doesn't start. So that's 3 vehicles taking up space outside everyone's houses. Add in the fact her dad is over at the house multiple times every day (4 cars), her brother comes over twice a week and stays for a few hours (5 cars), a carer comes over daily for her son and is sometimes there a while (6 cars). Plus they get JustEat deliveries up to 3 times a day and they park over people's driveways (7 cars)! I wish I was exaggerating this... the whole street hate them"
I thought the parking wars in my street were bad. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People parking in the street when they have a perfectly good driveway. Yeah, I know they can park where they like as they pay road tax....yadda, yadda.
This particular guy could fit about 4 cars in his drive. His wife is out cleaning it most days.
Neighbours decided to make their drive decorative and park their car on street, which is fine. But then they bought another car. And a fucking campervan, which doesn't start. So that's 3 vehicles taking up space outside everyone's houses. Add in the fact her dad is over at the house multiple times every day (4 cars), her brother comes over twice a week and stays for a few hours (5 cars), a carer comes over daily for her son and is sometimes there a while (6 cars). Plus they get JustEat deliveries up to 3 times a day and they park over people's driveways (7 cars)! I wish I was exaggerating this... the whole street hate them
I thought the parking wars in my street were bad. "
It's brutal. Luckily we have one car and occasionally a work van which both fit in our drive. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you go out for food and the staff bloody wait till your mouth is full before suddenly appearing with the ‘is everything ok’ line.
We do this deliberately so you canny moan if everything isn't ok
K"
Ohhh that’s clever |
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1 - middle lane drivers
2 - people who don't indicate
3 - People who block junctions and don't leave the gap
4 - people who buy shopping in the fuckin petrol station!!! Theres a huge supermarket beside it ya fud!!!
5 - people with no feckin sense of humour on here and take everything so serious
6 - Women who judge because a guy is bald and dont reply lol  |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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People who sit down in a busy coffeeshop and put their bags on the seats & coat over the back of it then go and order their coffee.
The elderly, disabled and folk with weans are exempt from this. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Packaging with "peel here" tabs that don't peel.
Restaurants who put your food on chopping boards or split it up like wee baskets for your chips. Just put it on a fucking plate!! |
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"People who sit down in a busy coffeeshop and put their bags on the seats & coat over the back of it then go and order their coffee.
The elderly, disabled and folk with weans are exempt from this. "
At least the put their jackets over the back eh !?  |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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"People who sit down in a busy coffeeshop and put their bags on the seats & coat over the back of it then go and order their coffee.
The elderly, disabled and folk with weans are exempt from this. At least the put their jackets over the back eh !? "
Yes, it saves them from getting all creased. |
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"People who sit down in a busy coffeeshop and put their bags on the seats & coat over the back of it then go and order their coffee.
The elderly, disabled and folk with weans are exempt from this. At least the put their jackets over the back eh !?
Yes, it saves them from getting all creased. "
thats the point lol |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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"People who sit down in a busy coffeeshop and put their bags on the seats & coat over the back of it then go and order their coffee.
The elderly, disabled and folk with weans are exempt from this. At least the put their jackets over the back eh !?
Yes, it saves them from getting all creased. thats the point lol "
Doh. |
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"At a petrol station someone drives into pump behind you when there is plenty empty pumps on other sides. And they then look impatient waiting on you coming out."
I can’t for the life of me pull the hose to the other side. I tried before and could get it round the car so gave up and was too embarrassed to try it again lol. I’d happily wait behind a massive queue of cars to get their fuel as longs I don’t need to use the opposite side! Partner opinion same as yours though. |
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