Just spotted a post on a popular social media site, on a page specifically about camping, advising people that displaying flamingos of any type does not mean they are swingers.
I almost mentioned the swinging pineapple but decided to hold back incase I was questioned about my knowledge. 
Yet I have been told by a fab friend of mine, you know who you are, that while in PDI flamingos are worn to identify swingers.
I’d like to hear peoples knowledge and stories of swinging flamingos, please? |
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Yes pink flamingos in the garden is a sign as is a picture outside a room.
Pineapple outside let's neighbours know there is a swingers party happening and a pineapple turned upside down is a swinger looking for a party. There's lots different indications |
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"Yes pink flamingos in the garden is a sign as is a picture outside a room.
Pineapple outside let's neighbours know there is a swingers party happening and a pineapple turned upside down is a swinger looking for a party. There's lots different indications"
Bloody hell, who takes you aside and tells you all this?  |
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"Yes pink flamingos in the garden is a sign as is a picture outside a room.
Pineapple outside let's neighbours know there is a swingers party happening and a pineapple turned upside down is a swinger looking for a party. There's lots different indications
Bloody hell, who takes you aside and tells you all this? "
I done some research when I started swinging and heard the term unicorn and the rest followed  |
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"Tying your shopping bag to the front of your trolley in Morrisons is always a sign  
Is that just not common sense? works for me, that's how I get my date's lol"
Do you mean dates as in, the fruit?
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"Tying your shopping bag to the front of your trolley in Morrisons is always a sign
Is that just not common sense? works for me, that's how I get my date's lol
Do you mean dates as in, the fruit?
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oohh that hurt lol
Im quite the catch im ma local supermarket |
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"Tying your shopping bag to the front of your trolley in Morrisons is always a sign
Is that just not common sense? works for me, that's how I get my date's lol
Do you mean dates as in, the fruit?
oohh that hurt lol
Im quite the catch im ma local supermarket "
Fish of the day? |
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"Yes pink flamingos in the garden is a sign as is a picture outside a room.
Pineapple outside let's neighbours know there is a swingers party happening and a pineapple turned upside down is a swinger looking for a party. There's lots different indications"
I thought an upside down pineapple was like an upside down flag. Dire distress! Send help immediately! |
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I thought the big fluffy grass stuff was a sign of swingers as well??
I have no idea what it’s called. But a few of my neighbours have it.
Question is, did they plant it? Or just move into a house with it? |
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"Yes pink flamingos in the garden is a sign as is a picture outside a room.
Pineapple outside let's neighbours know there is a swingers party happening and a pineapple turned upside down is a swinger looking for a party. There's lots different indications
I thought an upside down pineapple was like an upside down flag. Dire distress! Send help immediately!"
Swings and roundabouts |
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"I thought the big fluffy grass stuff was a sign of swingers as well??
I have no idea what it’s called. But a few of my neighbours have it.
Question is, did they plant it? Or just move into a house with it?"
Pampass grass. I have it in a vase in my livingroom  |
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Pampass grass. I have it in a vase in my livingroom "
So does it matter if it’s inside or out?
Again I could assume anyone could simply move into a house with pampgrass and not be swingers…
So would outside grass simply just be a decoration?
So many questions. I’m probably way overthinking something very simple |
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Pampass grass. I have it in a vase in my livingroom
So does it matter if it’s inside or out?
Again I could assume anyone could simply move into a house with pampgrass and not be swingers…
So would outside grass simply just be a decoration?
So many questions. I’m probably way overthinking something very simple "
definitely over thinking it lol |
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Pampass grass. I have it in a vase in my livingroom
So does it matter if it’s inside or out?
Again I could assume anyone could simply move into a house with pampgrass and not be swingers…
So would outside grass simply just be a decoration?
So many questions. I’m probably way overthinking something very simple definitely over thinking it lol "
I can do that from time to time  |
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"Hahaha randomly enough my next door neighbour put a vase of pampas grass in their front window.
Dilemma.
She is lovely.
He is a prick. Lmao
What's the dilemma?"
He’s such a prick the thought of seeing him naked makes me feel ill. Haha |
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"So basically you wanna create a garden display of pampas grass flamingos pineapples and unicorns
Whilst wearing an anklet and thumb ring "
is that why you bought that, this morning? You’re so obvious!!! |
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"So basically you wanna create a garden display of pampas grass flamingos pineapples and unicorns
Whilst wearing an anklet and thumb ring
is that why you bought that, this morning? You’re so obvious!!! "
I’m nothing but discreet or is that discrete  |
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"So basically you wanna create a garden display of pampas grass flamingos pineapples and unicorns
Whilst wearing an anklet and thumb ring
is that why you bought that, this morning? You’re so obvious!!!
I’m nothing but discreet or is that discrete "
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