In High School someone tried the doorhandle of the staff toilet just as I was leaving. An MP and his "researcher/ assistant" were stood there when I pulled open the door. I said "I'd give it five minutes if I were you".

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By *ert999400Man over a year ago

Glasgow

My boss is a tosser, does that count

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I did in an old job.. perks of being a housekeeper in a hotel and shagging a chef lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No.

Your taking your life in your hands going for a shite in our toilets never mind flicking the bean.

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By *ighlander81Man over a year ago

Hamilton

I work from home so kinda all the time

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By *oyeur 777Man over a year ago

glasgow

I wonder if anyone has ever visited someone elses workplace to masturbate?

The wee delivery guy using the loo before he heads on for the rest of his round maybe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Absolutely yes!

Had fun there a few times too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No! Just…..no!"

I'm with the right honourable lady on this one.

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By *raigyboy1974Man over a year ago

Grangemouth

Defo, especially on a nightshift. Used to cover the mirror at work in spunk lol!

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By *atureman2000Man over a year ago

barrhead

Absolutely ! I go into disability toilet , usually quiet , and pull up fab videos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Defo, especially on a nightshift. Used to cover the mirror at work in spunk lol! "

I hope it wasn't a changing room mirror.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Absolutely ! I go into disability toilet , usually quiet , and pull up fab videos "

Meanwhile a person in a wheelchair has just pissed themselves.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Absolutely ! I go into disability toilet , usually quiet , and pull up fab videos "

Meanwhile some poor cnut in a wheelchair is waiting outside with their back teeth floating!

And I get lambasted for being thoughtless...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Absolutely ! I go into disability toilet , usually quiet , and pull up fab videos

Meanwhile a person in a wheelchair has just pissed themselves.

Ffs...even Shabba agreed with me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just no! I would have someone come looking for me wondering why I was taking so long

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had a few wanks at work in previous jobs must admit

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By *undeegent80Man over a year ago

Dundee

To be fair I’ve I’m stuck out in the North Sea for 3 weeks at a time, can I call my cabin my home away from home even though I’m still at work

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By *scobar67Man over a year ago

glasgow

I'm usually on a building site so thosr toilets are the least place I want to be cracking one off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I did.

On Friday.

On a break so having a browse here. Watching videos got the wee fella perky, so I thought why not.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That has to be the single mist unsexual thing and no just absolutely no.

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By *D67Man over a year ago

glasgow

Have done yes....but I'm a truck driver

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used to bang a woman in the disabled toilet in work lol so yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I used to bang a woman in the disabled toilet in work lol so yes "

How did you get her out of the wheelchair?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Working on building sites I try to avoid urinating in them so it's a definite no here lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want in every place a work it’s a thing a have been doing for years

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By *amierebelMan over a year ago

nae danger.

Seems slightly odd behaviour there's a time and place to have a shuffle

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS over a year ago

Edinburgh

Used to work with a guy that boasted about doing it in the Execs toilets.

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple over a year ago

HereAndThere

Yes and send the video clips to Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

More than that I had my office cleaner over the desk giving it a right good seeing to for over two years. Dam she was good at cleaning up. Almost got found out a few times. But never did. Best way to start the day. I used to go in early just for that. Mind you. I was so happy my work rate went up. It eventually got me a promotion and moved. So that was that. Dam looking back I should have just taken her with me. But she would never go. Unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No, why would you, have some control.

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By *ald EagleMan over a year ago

Alloa

Got sucked off in my work loading bay by a female colleague. Does that count?

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By *uffolkJohnMan over a year ago

Newmarket

"Got sucked off in my work loading bay by a female colleague. Does that count?"

Is that why I had to wait so long for my Big Mac?