"I've got tickets for a celebrity "It's A Knockout" Special. Jimmy Savile, Rolf Harris AND Gary Glitter will be there. Savile has a new endurance game called 'Milk A Cow Blindfolded'.You wanna come?"

https://youtu.be/t5bdo2xwpto?t=6

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where’s my hair straighteners, my hairs too frizzy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll add you on Facebook, twitter, WhatsApp etc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll just Google it

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By *unnycunnylinguistMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Where’s the doofer?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll watch it on Blu-Ray. I thought Blue Ray was a porn star

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Incorrect password.

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

I can't imagine never having a wooly toilet seat cover.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vodka and Diet Coke.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Skinny jeans

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm watching the game on sky sports

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let's rent a dvd

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Anyone fancy making a tik tok video

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

You should join fab .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

CVD19 Monkeypox

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What is this non binary vs cis white male shenanigans all about.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Does anyone want to invest in my cryptocurrency

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

What do you mean you only have Gordon's gin?

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By *utdooryoneMan over a year ago

Over there

I think I'll hang the telly on this wall.

Pop it in the microwave for a minute.

I do like minimalist design.

(In the car) bong!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I won with a lucky dip

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fancy anal?

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By *alcon43Woman over a year ago

Paisley

What’s your email address?

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By *lunder WomanWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

Do you have a pound coin

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By *unkydunkyCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

My iCloud storage is full

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"What’s your email address?

Boabie.bigknob@pornhub.com

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I identify as a "potato" !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I so fed up of this Tory government telling lies all the time

Emmmmm hang on a minute

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

I love flying with Ryanair.

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By *orge71Man over a year ago

Glasgow

Google it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m going to put my wireless Headphones / earpods on and listen to all my songs on my phone

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By *itznBobz2018Couple over a year ago

edinburgh

Alexa what times it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *inylloveCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

Seat belts on please.

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By *itznBobz2018Couple over a year ago

edinburgh

Aw poor we Brian's lost his job again let's set up a go fund me page for him

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