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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I could have a field day with this thread but the world has gone PC mad so I won't make any jokes and pave the way for yet another lynch mob to go after me.  |
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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago
Whistle Dixie |
"I could have a field day with this thread but the world has gone PC mad so I won't make any jokes and pave the way for yet another lynch mob to go after me. "
Ya ain't gonna knock me off the top shelf..
Go for it McFLy ..ya chicken |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I could have a field day with this thread but the world has gone PC mad so I won't make any jokes and pave the way for yet another lynch mob to go after me. "
Go on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I could have a field day with this thread but the world has gone PC mad so I won't make any jokes and pave the way for yet another lynch mob to go after me.
Go on. "
Hey if you think shitting is to far your confirming my thoughts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She whipped out her boabie
Carlos thinks there is a big demand for this kind of thing. 
Carlos shoukd keep his Vaseline handy then  "
Carlos is prepared for every eventuality. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fandangos turned up and started commenting on the action, referring to everyone in the bed in the third person."
Carlos is sorry for ruining the atmosphere. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have had the joy of this twice. It was the confusion about where all the blood came from and then the pain/realisation. "
Haha, Danger mouse - the man that puts the danger into a seemingly innocuous bedroom scenario, then doesnt learn from his mistakes.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My legs were attacked by an angry dog I had no idea was in the room. "
Carlos was with a lady and her dog came in and licked his arsehole.
Carlos is sorry to report the poor dog had to be put down. True story.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My legs were attacked by an angry dog I had no idea was in the room.
Carlos was with a lady and her dog came in and licked his arsehole.
Carlos is sorry to report the poor dog had to be put down. True story. "
Stay away from the rimming threads then please. Until you showed up all we had to worry about was a brown tongue. Now we need to get our affairs in order before tickling your durt box. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My legs were attacked by an angry dog I had no idea was in the room.
Carlos was with a lady and her dog came in and licked his arsehole.
Carlos is sorry to report the poor dog had to be put down. True story.
Stay away from the rimming threads then please. Until you showed up all we had to worry about was a brown tongue. Now we need to get our affairs in order before tickling your durt box."
Clean ass, tick! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My legs were attacked by an angry dog I had no idea was in the room.
Carlos was with a lady and her dog came in and licked his arsehole.
Carlos is sorry to report the poor dog had to be put down. True story.
Stay away from the rimming threads then please. Until you showed up all we had to worry about was a brown tongue. Now we need to get our affairs in order before tickling your durt box.
Clean ass, tick! "
See ..we knew he was too good to be true. King Carlos has got a shitey ring piece!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My legs were attacked by an angry dog I had no idea was in the room.
Carlos was with a lady and her dog came in and licked his arsehole.
Carlos is sorry to report the poor dog had to be put down. True story.
Stay away from the rimming threads then please. Until you showed up all we had to worry about was a brown tongue. Now we need to get our affairs in order before tickling your durt box.
Clean ass, tick!
See ..we knew he was too good to be true. King Carlos has got a shitey ring piece!!! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My legs were attacked by an angry dog I had no idea was in the room.
Carlos was with a lady and her dog came in and licked his arsehole.
Carlos is sorry to report the poor dog had to be put down. True story.
Stay away from the rimming threads then please. Until you showed up all we had to worry about was a brown tongue. Now we need to get our affairs in order before tickling your durt box."
Carlos would like to inform you the dog had a bad heart.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Until you farted Straight to the barn
Eek! Am I in for a spanking? only if Carlos is there "
Whimpers, I'm sorry! Carlos if you're reading this, I'm ready |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Until you farted Straight to the barn
Eek! Am I in for a spanking? only if Carlos is there
Whimpers, I'm sorry! Carlos if you're reading this, I'm ready "
I can hear the barn door rattling from here...he's champing at the bit waiting to get at you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Until you farted Straight to the barn
Eek! Am I in for a spanking? only if Carlos is there
Whimpers, I'm sorry! Carlos if you're reading this, I'm ready
I can hear the barn door rattling from here...he's champing at the bit waiting to get at you "
Unlocking that padlock...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Until you farted Straight to the barn
Eek! Am I in for a spanking? only if Carlos is there
Whimpers, I'm sorry! Carlos if you're reading this, I'm ready
I can hear the barn door rattling from here...he's champing at the bit waiting to get at you
Unlocking that padlock... "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Until you farted Straight to the barn
Eek! Am I in for a spanking? only if Carlos is there
Whimpers, I'm sorry! Carlos if you're reading this, I'm ready
I can hear the barn door rattling from here...he's champing at the bit waiting to get at you
Unlocking that padlock... "
Carlos forgot about you, he hopes you were comfy in the barn. |
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By *aseMan
over a year ago
Gourock |
"Until you farted Straight to the barn
Eek! Am I in for a spanking? only if Carlos is there
Whimpers, I'm sorry! Carlos if you're reading this, I'm ready
I can hear the barn door rattling from here...he's champing at the bit waiting to get at you
Unlocking that padlock...
Carlos forgot about you, he hopes you were comfy in the barn. "
Your a god send Carlos lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Until you farted Straight to the barn
Eek! Am I in for a spanking? only if Carlos is there
Whimpers, I'm sorry! Carlos if you're reading this, I'm ready
I can hear the barn door rattling from here...he's champing at the bit waiting to get at you
Unlocking that padlock...
Carlos forgot about you, he hopes you were comfy in the barn. "
You're bales of hay made for a comfy bed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..I felt a condom sliding out her…but mine was still on..
Christ...did that actually happen?! 
Woah woah, you told me never to actually reveal that! "
Oops.
Did you find your missing sock up there too? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..I felt a condom sliding out her…but mine was still on..
Christ...did that actually happen?!
Woah woah, you told me never to actually reveal that!
Oops.
Did you find your missing sock up there too? "
Sadly I had to bin it, too crispy |
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