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By *byeguys OP   Couple (MM)  over a year ago

Paisley

We’ve been arranging a meet with a girl down in England for the end of March and she really likes Scottish terms and slang.

Anyone got any interesting of fun scottishisms that we can share with her?

We’ve covered obvious ones like “taps aff” and “hod yer wheesht” so any more unusual ones would be great

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Peely wally

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By *eaSlutsCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow

A bit more Dundonian than general Scots but this has got to be one of my favourite sentences in the world:

"twa pehs, a plehn bridie an' an inyin in an' a'"

Phonetic bliss haha

C

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I believe "tumshy" is a word. I'm not born and bred Glasgow so I'm not big on the words lol x

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By *atureGent58Man  over a year ago

funland

Kwaliti man

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By *atureGent58Man  over a year ago

funland

Stauner

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By *atureGent58Man  over a year ago

funland

Geez a gobble

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By *byeguys OP   Couple (MM)  over a year ago

Paisley

Haha! These are all good ones. Thanks folks.

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By *omethingDifferent4FunWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh-ish


"I believe "tumshy" is a word. I'm not born and bred Glasgow so I'm not big on the words lol x"

Yup, means turnip!

A Scottishism that seems to baffle folk (I didn't even realise it was a Scottish thing until recently! ) is "back of" when used to describe a time.

Eg "I'll meet you at the back of 3"... to me fairly obvious I mean "just after" but others don't seem to have a clue!

Also up in Aberdeen the word "fine" is used to describe something tasty- "ah that was a fine burger I just had" or "fancy a fine piece?"

They also have bosies!

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By *byeguys OP   Couple (MM)  over a year ago

Paisley


"A bit more Dundonian than general Scots but this has got to be one of my favourite sentences in the world:

"twa pehs, a plehn bridie an' an inyin in an' a'"

Phonetic bliss haha

C "

I can’t figure this one out at all, haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A bit more Dundonian than general Scots but this has got to be one of my favourite sentences in the world:

"twa pehs, a plehn bridie an' an inyin in an' a'"

Phonetic bliss haha

C

I can’t figure this one out at all, haha"

At the bakers: 2 pies, a plain bridie and an onion one as well

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By *byeguys OP   Couple (MM)  over a year ago

Paisley


"A bit more Dundonian than general Scots but this has got to be one of my favourite sentences in the world:

"twa pehs, a plehn bridie an' an inyin in an' a'"

Phonetic bliss haha

C

I can’t figure this one out at all, haha

At the bakers: 2 pies, a plain bridie and an onion one as well

"

And just like magic I can suddenly see it, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I know it's not a funny one but I recently found that only Scots use the word "outwith".

My favourite Scottish term is Baw-heid.

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By *uietbloke67Man  over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Fur fuckin fuck sake

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By *ysyphusMan  over a year ago

Star_ase K-7


"Fur fuckin fuck sake "

That sounds like a Malcolm Tuckerism as well!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/01/22 20:39:38]

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By *ane DTV/TS  over a year ago

London - till 25th

Just add a baw hair an it wull be braw.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bawheid is brilliant.

For tap water....council juice.

Whalloper.

Aye right then.

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By *ane DTV/TS  over a year ago

London - till 25th

Cooncil telly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not widely used or uniquely Scottish but often heard leaving my lips as I peruse the forum.

"Are you on fuckin glue pal?"

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By *ane DTV/TS  over a year ago

London - till 25th

Smell ma fingers - smell yer maw!

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By *ane DTV/TS  over a year ago

London - till 25th

Or the classic, "Yer da sells avon".

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Peely wally "

This is one of my favourite expressions to really throw folk off, as even some folk close to my age, don't know what it means.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Peely wally "

Love this one haha x

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By *ane DTV/TS  over a year ago

London - till 25th

Wally close

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Glaikit

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By *ane DTV/TS  over a year ago

London - till 25th

Absolute roaster

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Weesht ya bawbag.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Glesga Kiss

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Away and take yer face for a shite.

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By *ilf and old fartCouple  over a year ago

Between Ely and Mildenhall

It's fair baltic oot (it's bloody cold out)

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Keep yir haun oan yir ha’p’nny!

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By *4Fun11Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

Haud yer wheesht

Wind yer neck in

Gonnae no dae that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fan Dan!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Haud yer wheesht

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By *ysyphusMan  over a year ago

Star_ase K-7


"It's fair baltic oot (it's bloody cold out)"

This one has always confused me. Sure the Artic is caulder than the Baltic?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ken who's Ben the hoose

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Scunnered is a great word.

As is shoogle.

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By *4Fun11Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Ken who's Ben the hoose"

I say Ben the hoose all the time

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By *ouplefor funCouple  over a year ago

near kilmarnock

Wally dug (Barrhead)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Whits up wae your coupon

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Ken who's Ben the hoose

I say Ben the hoose all the time "

Aye, you do talk weird

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By *4Fun11Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Ken who's Ben the hoose

I say Ben the hoose all the time

Aye, you do talk weird "

Haha yer no wrong there ya young whipper snapper!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Away and throw stones at yirself

Your arse and parsley

Did ye ! Aye

my personal Fav.. I haven't so much since ma granny caught her tits in the wringer

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By *assy LassieWoman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Ken who's Ben the hoose

I say Ben the hoose all the time "

Ben the lobby

Ben the scullery

Ben the pantry

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By *hatsmynameagainCouple  over a year ago

Ayrshire

My very fav is the way we use the word "How"

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS  over a year ago

Edinburgh

One I only ever heard when on holiday in the borders was;

"Where do you byde?"

I had no idea what it meant till someone who was an outsider from the area explained.

Mandy

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By *ueen CatWoman  over a year ago

fife

I'm Scottish and so many iv never heard of, think Fife has its own other language

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By *edGlasgowMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

Well an English girl in work this morning was making an iced coffee and proceeded to tell us how she intended to chug it...

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By *ibobbiMan  over a year ago

north lanarkshire

droopin coupin (some one that doesnt smile)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Eejit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do the English say "fanny" the same way we do as an insult?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Help ma boab, that's braw.

Lang mae yer lumb reek.

Crivvens.

Whit's fur ye won't go by ye.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm Scottish and so many iv never heard of, think Fife has its own other language

"

Aye, ah ken.

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By *lexixCDTV/TS  over a year ago

Travellin aroon

The Aberdonian one

"Fit fit fit fit fit"

"which shoe fits which foot"

in poash english

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By *ueen CatWoman  over a year ago

fife


"I'm Scottish and so many iv never heard of, think Fife has its own other language

Aye, ah ken."

Exactly!

I dae even Ken what half these are, Ken?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Knocked off yer stot!

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By *ane DTV/TS  over a year ago

London - till 25th

Aye, they've got a face like a well skelpt arse...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oxters, for arm pits.

Sellin' matches, for your spaver (zip) being down.

Dreich, there's not an English word that describes our weather in the way that dreich sums it up!

Fiar foonert, for being full after having eaten too much.

Hud yer wheesht, for shut it!

Better than a steen ahin the lug, for better than nothing.

Yokey dokey, for an itchy arse.

I could gang on aah day we these!!

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Oxters, for arm pits.

Sellin' matches, for your spaver (zip) being down.

Dreich, there's not an English word that describes our weather in the way that dreich sums it up!

Fiar foonert, for being full after having eaten too much.

Hud yer wheesht, for shut it!

Better than a steen ahin the lug, for better than nothing.

Yokey dokey, for an itchy arse.

I could gang on aah day we these!!"

Wit the fuck!!!! Dreich….aye, but are you making the rest of these up?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oxters, for arm pits.

Sellin' matches, for your spaver (zip) being down.

Dreich, there's not an English word that describes our weather in the way that dreich sums it up!

Fiar foonert, for being full after having eaten too much.

Hud yer wheesht, for shut it!

Better than a steen ahin the lug, for better than nothing.

Yokey dokey, for an itchy arse.

I could gang on aah day we these!!

Wit the fuck!!!! Dreich….aye, but are you making the rest of these up? "

Whoa there Gina, are e sayin' I'm spikin' shite???

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By *wiftieeMan  over a year ago

near Glasgow

tumshie.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Oxters, for arm pits.

Sellin' matches, for your spaver (zip) being down.

Dreich, there's not an English word that describes our weather in the way that dreich sums it up!

Fiar foonert, for being full after having eaten too much.

Hud yer wheesht, for shut it!

Better than a steen ahin the lug, for better than nothing.

Yokey dokey, for an itchy arse.

I could gang on aah day we these!!

Wit the fuck!!!! Dreich….aye, but are you making the rest of these up?

Whoa there Gina, are e sayin' I'm spikin' shite??? "

I just don’t know what you are saying!

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By *4Fun11Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

Am gan oot for a wee dauner

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By *o and peepCouple  over a year ago

falkirk


"A bit more Dundonian than general Scots but this has got to be one of my favourite sentences in the world:

"twa pehs, a plehn bridie an' an inyin in an' a'"

Phonetic bliss haha

C two something a plain birdie and an onion one as well

I can’t figure this one out at all, haha"

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By *assy LassieWoman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Am gan oot for a wee dauner "

Careful where you dauner. Ye might ru into a stauner!

Autocorrect also brought up a classic --- dauber!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Torn faced

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Absolute keek

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By *wingkingMan  over a year ago

Montrose & Glasgow

Stappit fu’ = full up

Puckle,pucklie, tickie = units of measurement

Also in North East Scotland, some of the older folk used to say ‘half five’ meaning half an hour BEFORE five o’clock(I.e. 4.30) instead of the ‘modern’ meaning of half an hour AFTER five o’clock. Confuses people from outwith the area(and some within)!

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By *illie99TV/TS  over a year ago

Central Scotland

Geez a swatch of yer fanny.

Class TV lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ya wee stoatir

Ya dancer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I always like "fur coat, nae drars"

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By *ysyphusMan  over a year ago

Star_ase K-7


"Am gan oot for a wee dauner

Careful where you dauner. Ye might ru into a stauner!

Autocorrect also brought up a classic --- dauber!!"

Dobber.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ye hing wi' the craws, ye get shot wi' the craws - Hang about with bad people, you pay the penalty.

Houghmagandy - fornication.

Winchin' - kissing.

Dogging it - playing truant.

Hoor - lady who likes her hole.

Hoormaister - guy who likes giving a lady her hole.

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By *otterabzMan  over a year ago

Ellon

Dubs. Really wet and mud

Plooter - a proper mess

Joaby - shite

Dowp - arse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Away an bile yur heed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dreich

Best word to of many to discribe the weather

And if you really want to confuse a non scottish person ask them when was the last time they stratched their oxter

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By *histle do nicelyMan  over a year ago

Glasgow South

Are your ears painted oan?

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By *roy the GardenerMan  over a year ago

Manchester

I used to work with some English guys who were lost with some of the things is Scottish guys would say.

Tammy for woollen hat

Line for bet

Coupon for face

Glecks for glasses

Scullery for kitchen

Bunker for worktop

Bucket for bin

Pale for bucket

Calling them tubes or wallopers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Giving it laldy

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By *tew008Man  over a year ago

edinburgh

Yir on a shoogley peg.

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By *asyGoingMan123Man  over a year ago

Glasgow

I moved up from England a few months ago and i've struggled with some of the accents and language but this discussion has explained a lot. Thanks everybody - it has put a big smile on my face and made me laugh - i love Scottish humour! P.S. what does 'outwith' mean - this is the first time i have heard this word.

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By *wingkingMan  over a year ago

Montrose & Glasgow

Online dictionary says OUTWITH is mainly Scottish word meaning OUTSIDE.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Online dictionary says OUTWITH is mainly Scottish word meaning OUTSIDE."

As in ( outwith the rules?)

Or outdoors

I would have said the first example I gave

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By *ock69erMan  over a year ago

Middle o’ Fife

What aboot a joke only Scottish people get....

A guy goes into a Scots cake shop and asks "Is that a cake or a meringue?"

The Baker replies "Naw, yer right enough"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A Dundee alien is called

Emma

Emma alien

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You canny whack it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A boot in the stanes

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By *wingkingMan  over a year ago

Montrose & Glasgow

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By *ubBiPantyBoyMan  over a year ago

Greenock


"A bit more Dundonian than general Scots but this has got to be one of my favourite sentences in the world:

"twa pehs, a plehn bridie an' an inyin in an' a'"

Phonetic bliss haha

C

I can’t figure this one out at all, haha"

It’s even better to hear lol as person said phonetically it’s amazing… but even hearing it I had no idea what was being said lol I know now of course lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A bit more Dundonian than general Scots but this has got to be one of my favourite sentences in the world:

"twa pehs, a plehn bridie an' an inyin in an' a'"

Phonetic bliss haha

C

I can’t figure this one out at all, haha

At the bakers: 2 pies, a plain bridie and an onion one as well

"

I remember edith bowman used to always say this on radio 1 and the english didnt have a fuckin clue

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What aboot a joke only Scottish people get....

A guy goes into a Scots cake shop and asks "Is that a cake or a meringue?"

The Baker replies "Naw, yer right enough"

"

A quine fae Peterhead has a bairn and her granny comes to the hospital - fits the bairns caad then?? NATHAN says the dame. Nathan? Yill hay ti caa it somethin'!!!!!

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What aboot a joke only Scottish people get....

A guy goes into a Scots cake shop and asks "Is that a cake or a meringue?"

The Baker replies "Naw, yer right enough"

A quine fae Peterhead has a bairn and her granny comes to the hospital - fits the bairns caad then?? NATHAN says the dame. Nathan? Yill hay ti caa it somethin'!!!!!

Haha "

That's went right over my napper

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By *aseMan  over a year ago

Gourock

Scullery = Kitchen

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By *aseMan  over a year ago

Gourock


"A boot in the stanes"
I a bet you would like to

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By *sturjackMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

An Aberdonian youngster is in the shoe shop with his mum and on being shown some shoes, says "maw... fit fut fits fit fut?

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By *sturjackMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What aboot a joke only Scottish people get....

A guy goes into a Scots cake shop and asks "Is that a cake or a meringue?"

The Baker replies "Naw, yer right enough"

A quine fae Peterhead has a bairn and her granny comes to the hospital - fits the bairns caad then?? NATHAN says the dame. Nathan? Yill hay ti caa it somethin'!!!!!

Haha

That's went right over my napper "

Haha, aye, Doric's a bugger.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just add a baw hair an it wull be braw."

That’s the one … the official Scottish measurement name … a baw hair

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Independence

It means ruled by anyone else but Westminster

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Independence

It means ruled by anyone else but Westminster "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nippy sweetie

A sharp tongued mean spiteful person usual a woman

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By *wiftieeMan  over a year ago

near Glasgow

numptie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

See him ,Hes a heed the baw

He's an idiot

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By *utdooryoneMan  over a year ago

Over there

Sleekit

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By *othardandfreeMan  over a year ago

dd

Big drug bust up in Aberdeen the other week.

Found tons of kenfitamean.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tongs ya bass.

Ye want a square go?

Give him the malkie.

All Scottish fighting talk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fits rang noo, y've a face like a slapped arse!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ya fooking twat!

Yer heids mince!

Yer fooking saft in the heid min.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Erse aboot face.

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman  over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales

Stop yer greetin or I’ll gi ye something to greet aboot

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman  over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales

Gone fur the messages

A piece n pie wi broon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Gone fur the messages

A piece n pie wi broon "

* Awa for the earin's, surely.

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By *uietbloke67Man  over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Taddies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Foo's yer Doo's??? Jist chavin' awa, or, iy peckin'.

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman  over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales

Awa n bile yer heid

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By *uietbloke67Man  over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Glaikit bastard.....

no one in particular to be clear

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By *uietbloke67Man  over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Spawny bastard...

See above

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ya neep

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Stanley Baxter used to do some fantastic weegie word sketches -

"Can I buy a marra aff yer barra Clarra?"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Stanley Baxter used to do some fantastic weegie word sketches -

"Can I buy a marra aff yer barra Clarra?""

"...fur ma wee lassie Hannnah?"

I used to howl at this when I was wee. Still do.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Awa tae the cludgie" always made me laugh and cringe in equal amounts

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman  over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales

Face like a well skelped arse

Bulldog chewin a wasp

You been sniffing the butter since the last time a saw ye

Awa and tak yer face fur a shite

Bolt ya bam

My wee mucker

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By *aseMan  over a year ago

Gourock

A fucking munter

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman  over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales

Wouldn’t go near it with a ten foot barge pole

Like chucking a fag up a close

Village bike, everyone’s had a ride

Look wi your eyes naw your hands

I’ve seen more meat on a jockeys whip

More bellends than weekends

If you were chocolate you would eat yourself

Don’t look at the mantle when you’re poking the fire

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By *aseMan  over a year ago

Gourock


"Wouldn’t go near it with a ten foot barge pole

Like chucking a fag up a close

Village bike, everyone’s had a ride

Look wi your eyes naw your hands

I’ve seen more meat on a jockeys whip

More bellends than weekends

If you were chocolate you would eat yourself

Don’t look at the mantle when you’re poking the fire "

You forgot reeking of pish lol

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman  over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales


"Wouldn’t go near it with a ten foot barge pole

Like chucking a fag up a close

Village bike, everyone’s had a ride

Look wi your eyes naw your hands

I’ve seen more meat on a jockeys whip

More bellends than weekends

If you were chocolate you would eat yourself

Don’t look at the mantle when you’re poking the fire You forgot reeking of pish lol"

If brains were dynamite

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Total boot

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By *aseMan  over a year ago

Gourock


"Total boot "

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By *irthytoolMan  over a year ago

dover

Gless cheques (ginger boatls) a Glasgow saying

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By *antra MassageMan  over a year ago

South Side.


"I believe "tumshy" is a word. I'm not born and bred Glasgow so I'm not big on the words lol x

Yup, means turnip!

A Scottishism that seems to baffle folk (I didn't even realise it was a Scottish thing until recently! ) is "back of" when used to describe a time.

Eg "I'll meet you at the back of 3"... to me fairly obvious I mean "just after" but others don't seem to have a clue!

Also up in Aberdeen the word "fine" is used to describe something tasty- "ah that was a fine burger I just had" or "fancy a fine piece?"

They also have bosies! "

It might come from Gaelic,. Tar eis a tri,.. air eis, means behind. The Scottish equivalent of Hiberno English.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Total boot "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Total boot "

I often refer to myself as a wee boot. Saves anyone else doing it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Total boot

I often refer to myself as a wee boot. Saves anyone else doing it "

haha why would you do that !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Total boot

I often refer to myself as a wee boot. Saves anyone else doing it haha why would you do that !"

If you think some of the things I put down in writing is bad, you should see what goes through my head.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Total boot

I often refer to myself as a wee boot. Saves anyone else doing it haha why would you do that !

If you think some of the things I put down in writing is bad, you should see what goes through my head."

it's good to speak your mind

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By *aseMan  over a year ago

Gourock


"Total boot

I often refer to myself as a wee boot. Saves anyone else doing it haha why would you do that !

If you think some of the things I put down in writing is bad, you should see what goes through my head. it's good to speak your mind "

I wouldn't day that

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