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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I’m sure this has been covered before but we couldn’t find it
Just for fun
What are true and mythical signs/indicators of being a swinger
Pampas grass, ankle bracelet, upside down pineapple etc etc.
what one are true and which are false (add to the list)
and does anyone from here use them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good rhythm, lean right back, then push those legs out as far as possible on the forward thrust.
It's all about the dismount though , that's what separates the amateurs from the real swingers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Definitely the large pampas grass is well known as a few people have inquired if we swing, window cleaners, Amazon drivers, and a few passing strangers have dropped hints.
Of course I looked shocked and tell them nobodies ever said that before |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They whisper the secrete catchphrase " show me the power of mans red flower" or the word "oobee doo" x"
Ffs...on a good day I get messages from King Louis lookalikes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guy's with no thumb prints from sending so many msgs  "
I was just about to ask a question about this. If you send a couple of messages and the person hasn't responded, does a wee message not pop up to remind you that you've been dinghyed and to stop being a fucking pest? Or did I imagine that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guy's with no thumb prints from sending so many msgs
I was just about to ask a question about this. If you send a couple of messages and the person hasn't responded, does a wee message not pop up to remind you that you've been dinghyed and to stop being a fucking pest? Or did I imagine that?"
Yep it does, but mind some have selective dyselexia  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guy's with no thumb prints from sending so many msgs
I was just about to ask a question about this. If you send a couple of messages and the person hasn't responded, does a wee message not pop up to remind you that you've been dinghyed and to stop being a fucking pest? Or did I imagine that?
Yep it does, but mind some have selective dyselexia "
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"Guy's with no thumb prints from sending so many msgs
I was just about to ask a question about this. If you send a couple of messages and the person hasn't responded, does a wee message not pop up to remind you that you've been dinghyed and to stop being a fucking pest? Or did I imagine that?"
Happens after you send 1 msg without reply... But since you ladies get so many I might send another and see if I get a reply to that... No more than 2 though  |
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"Guy's with no thumb prints from sending so many msgs
I was just about to ask a question about this. If you send a couple of messages and the person hasn't responded, does a wee message not pop up to remind you that you've been dinghyed and to stop being a fucking pest? Or did I imagine that?
Yep it does, but mind some have selective dyselexia "
Its usually at this point they find themselves on the blockylist. |
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"Guy's with no thumb prints from sending so many msgs
I was just about to ask a question about this. If you send a couple of messages and the person hasn't responded, does a wee message not pop up to remind you that you've been dinghyed and to stop being a fucking pest? Or did I imagine that?
Yep it does, but mind some have selective dyselexia "
But if you can’t read a profile you can’t read the message so they just keep going!
Perseverance it key!
Took me sometime to get Mrs into bed and look at us now
#closetobeingastalker  |
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Even if someone has Pampas grass in their garden whats the protocol?
Do you just chap the door and ask the guy if you can fuck his wife?
I bet there's been many a guy got a black eye in Tesco's around the fruit isle
Mr |
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"Guy's with no thumb prints from sending so many msgs
I was just about to ask a question about this. If you send a couple of messages and the person hasn't responded, does a wee message not pop up to remind you that you've been dinghyed and to stop being a fucking pest? Or did I imagine that?
Yep it does, but mind some have selective dyselexia "
See this is why i like beingb a site supporter… it pops up with the message saying you ve messaged that person before but it also tells you how long ago. Eg the same message from a week or a year. So if its a year i message them still no response after a week block them and move on plenty of more folk on looking to play |
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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago
outside your bedroom window ;-) |
"The pineapple upside down knew about..So that wee 90 yr old holding onto the trolley as it was a zimmer frame with the pineapple upside down in Aldi, Greenock...FFS..another missed opportunity "
No for me it wisnae  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Must be able to write, things like......
Fancy a fuck
Great tits
You like anal
Fancy doggy
In town now
Passing through
Fancy it
You like it rough
Any pics
My cock pic
Etc etc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I take a butler with me everywhere I go. He holds a placard with my username and interests.
Is this not the done thing for discretion?
Ps he gets more attention than I do….. |
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