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By *uietbloke67 OP Man over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Is it me or are wood pigeons, seagulls and birds in general getting fatter.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Most mornings the boogers are tramping over my roof like the Waffen SS. Some of them are the size of bowling balls, so yes, they're getting mahusive and don't start me on the poop.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thought this was gonna be a new game like angry birds

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By *assy LassieWoman over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Thought this was gonna be a new game like angry birds

Bet there were a few angry burds reading the thread title

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it me or are wood pigeons, seagulls and birds in general getting fatter."

Yes I truly think that they are getting fatter!!!

Living in central France we obviously don’t see any seagulls but we are in Worthing at the moment and whilst eating a Greggs steak bake I was attacked by a seagull which landed on my wife’s head and was as funny as fuck!!!

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By *edLionScotMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

With everyone working from home, they're getting a lot more to eat.

I've reinforced my bird table, as the pigeons are coming in a bit harder with their landings.

Bit slower on the take-offs too.

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By *4Fun11Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

"Is it me or are wood pigeons, seagulls and birds in general getting fatter."

aren’t we all! It’s the lockdown effect.

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By *eardedInkMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Sure they are getting braver too, made the mistake of sitting on Sauchiehall Street and trying to eat a KFC. Damn near got mugged by 50 of them

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By *haifuarMan over a year ago

Dumbarton

Nothing worse than a wood pigeon who's clearly a 4 swanning into your garden thinking its an 8 because male wood pigeons will pretty much try to **** anything.

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By *edLionScotMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Most mornings the boogers are tramping over my roof like the Waffen SS. Some of them are the size of bowling balls, so yes, they're getting mahusive and don't start me on the poop.

Do Pigeons Goosestep!?!

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By *ookie69Man over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

Don't feed a Pigeon.

They just bring their mates.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The seagulls start speaking at 4am where I live it drives me nuts

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By *ookie69Man over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

"The seagulls start speaking at 4am where I live it drives me nuts "

Burds do that aw the time bud.

Then they start bitching when they fall out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Most mornings the boogers are tramping over my roof like the Waffen SS. Some of them are the size of bowling balls, so yes, they're getting mahusive and don't start me on the poop.

Do Pigeons Goosestep!?!

Aye. At the quack of dawn.

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By *edLionScotMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Most mornings the boogers are tramping over my roof like the Waffen SS. Some of them are the size of bowling balls, so yes, they're getting mahusive and don't start me on the poop.

Do Pigeons Goosestep!?!

Aye. At the quack of dawn.

Haha! That made me gaggle!

I mean giggle!

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By *edLionScotMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Most mornings the boogers are tramping over my roof like the Waffen SS. Some of them are the size of bowling balls, so yes, they're getting mahusive and don't start me on the poop.

Do Pigeons Goosestep!?!

Aye. At the quack of dawn.

Haha! That made me gaggle!

I mean giggle!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't escape the fat burds, they're everwhere, think there's some sort of obesity crisis!!

I've got magpies and crows in the back garden the size of eagles (slight exaggeration possibly).

And can't get to the beach without hench seagulls, hyped up on steroids and battered haggis harassing me for my Mr Whippy.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I’m worried about the fat spiders! There are some tarantulas going about my house!!!

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By *nferno sausageMan over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"I’m worried about the fat spiders! There are some tarantulas going about my house!!!"

There's an obesity crisis amongst spiders, too. Back in the day they'd be outside stretching their legs, but nowadays they just sit about the house on the web all day.

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By *edLionScotMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I’m worried about the fat spiders! There are some tarantulas going about my house!!!"

Not good when you're masturbating!

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By *ookie69Man over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

"I’m worried about the fat spiders! There are some tarantulas going about my house!!!

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