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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Poor timewasters, nobody really creates a thread for them to comment in, so here it is,lol
Whats the oddest set of circumstances that have conspired against you to prevent you making it to a meet? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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an aligator crossed my path sank its teeth into my right leg removing it completely had to dash to the hospital to have it sewn back on, then fell down the hospital stairs breaking my other leg oh and chipped one of my nails, and you guess what no body believed me ffs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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it was out of order because a north korean missile landed on it and didn't explode but it was fine a wee weegie knocked it and took it to the scrappies lol lol  |
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I drover all the way tae yer flat like we had arranged - and I was was there in good time. But I couldnae find a parking space.
So I drove round the block a few times without success.
OK there was a 24 hour pay n display carpark round the corner but I didnae know I was allowed to park there.
(True story btw folks from when I lived up north - that was an excuse from a couple believe it or not!)
Later found out from a dear lady friend of mine that said couple were at an organised event that night. Me n my femme friend were not amused - but since we were both horned as feck, off vwe went to a secluded outdoor location and a glorious night was had.   |
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By *__KMan
over a year ago
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I got branded a timewaster once because my wisdom teeth decided to give me grief on the morning before a meet. I swallowed a number of pain killers hoping to shake the agony, but had to cancel since it was just not going away 5 hours before I was meant to meet them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On my way to yours I swerved off the road when a child ran in front of me. To thank me for not killing him the child gave me some magic beans which instantly grew into a giant beanstalk that I climbed and was held prisoner by some very pissed off giants. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Abducted by Hooligans from hereford waterboarded white noise popped my eardrums then i discovered my first orgasm with a pineapple up my ars///
wait a sec worng thread  |
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