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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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How about some funny responses, People often saying that how's you messages piss them off, So how about some funny /quirky responses
"overworked and underpaid"
"Mabey one day you will be lucky enough to find out", Over to you Fabbers    |
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Or the one from some tosser with master in his username that just said "Asl slut"...
Reply was...."fuck off fud, I'd make you wear yer arse for a hat"
Yeah I liked that one, big bad dom man blocked me after  |
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"Or the one from some tosser with master in his username that just said "Asl slut"...
Reply was...."fuck off fud, I'd make you wear yer arse for a hat"
Yeah I liked that one, big bad dom man blocked me after "
How dare they talk to you like that? I want you to be my slut  lol |
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By *anderMan
over a year ago
Perth |
I do find the “how’s you” thing to be real funny.
Over and over I read female profiles that say “don’t just say how’s you, I won’t respond, be interesting” etc
And then I check my inbox and nearly every woman who messages me says “how’s you”!
It really tickles me.
But… I always respond sincerely, I’ll tell them how I am, and a conversation will begin!
As far as I’m concerned “how’s you” is a perfectly fine way to start a conversation, you’re messaging me for a reason, so I’ll engage and allow you to get to that reason  |
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How are you?
Well it really all comes down to a specific man and a specific woman getting together, having sex, the sperm fertilising the ovary etc. Perhaps a more searching question would have been 'What makes you you?' |
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"Or the one from some tosser with master in his username that just said "Asl slut"...
Reply was...."fuck off fud, I'd make you wear yer arse for a hat"
Yeah I liked that one, big bad dom man blocked me after
How dare they talk to you like that? I want you to be my slut lol"
How very dare you. I for one am writing to my local MP, such is my outrage! |
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"Or the one from some tosser with master in his username that just said "Asl slut"...
Reply was...."fuck off fud, I'd make you wear yer arse for a hat"
Yeah I liked that one, big bad dom man blocked me after
How dare they talk to you like that? I want you to be my slut lol
How very dare you. I for one am writing to my local MP, such is my outrage! "
I am your local MP. I look forward to hearing from you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I usually get asked what I’m wearing.
My reply is normally ‘clothes of course’  "
You should play the game, you know pink and yellow polkadot waistcoat and a 19" strap on or something lol |
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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"I usually get asked what I’m wearing.
My reply is normally ‘clothes of course’
You should play the game, you know pink and yellow polkadot waistcoat and a 19" strap on or something lol"
I don’t know if you noticed but I’m pretty straight to the point and there’s more than enough ‘games’ going on here that I just can’t be arsed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I usually get asked what I’m wearing.
My reply is normally ‘clothes of course’
You should play the game, you know pink and yellow polkadot waistcoat and a 19" strap on or something lol
I don’t know if you noticed but I’m pretty straight to the point and there’s more than enough ‘games’ going on here that I just can’t be arsed "
Christ it was a joke lol |
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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"I usually get asked what I’m wearing.
My reply is normally ‘clothes of course’
You should play the game, you know pink and yellow polkadot waistcoat and a 19" strap on or something lol
I don’t know if you noticed but I’m pretty straight to the point and there’s more than enough ‘games’ going on here that I just can’t be arsed
Christ it was a joke lol"
Yeah I saw that… |
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"Or the one from some tosser with master in his username that just said "Asl slut"...
Reply was...."fuck off fud, I'd make you wear yer arse for a hat"
Yeah I liked that one, big bad dom man blocked me after
How dare they talk to you like that? I want you to be my slut lol
How very dare you. I for one am writing to my local MP, such is my outrage!
I am your local MP. I look forward to hearing from you. "
Well I never voted for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I live making up random responses like
"my lawyer told me not to answer any questions" or "the docs changing my medication I will reply later"
Or my fab is "my psychiatrist is still running tests" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do find the “how’s you” thing to be real funny.
Over and over I read female profiles that say “don’t just say how’s you, I won’t respond, be interesting” etc
And then I check my inbox and nearly every woman who messages me says “how’s you”!
It really tickles me.
But… I always respond sincerely, I’ll tell them how I am, and a conversation will begin!
As far as I’m concerned “how’s you” is a perfectly fine way to start a conversation, you’re messaging me for a reason, so I’ll engage and allow you to get to that reason "
I've noticed this too. On the rare occasion I get an initial hello message from a woman on here it's always the shortest possible message .. 'hey' 'hey there' |
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"I usually get asked what I’m wearing.
My reply is normally ‘clothes of course’
I've gone with the "I'm nakkid wi a 10" dildo up me"...
10” oh dear lord  "
Its a typo, knowing Jane what she meant was 10 dildos |
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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"I usually get asked what I’m wearing.
My reply is normally ‘clothes of course’
I've gone with the "I'm nakkid wi a 10" dildo up me"...
10” oh dear lord
Its a typo, knowing Jane what she meant was 10 dildos "
Ah, shhh you. Ah was only warmin up... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok please don’t shoot me down here and I’m not trying to be smart ( god knows I’m definitely not smart!! ) but how is someone supposed to open a message if it’s not with hello how are you ? I was always taught that it’s polite to ask after someone when your speaking to them. And certainly when I meet people in real life I would normally as how they were? But then again I’m not known for my social skills  |
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By *tew008Man
over a year ago
edinburgh |
"Ok please don’t shoot me down here and I’m not trying to be smart ( god knows I’m definitely not smart!! ) but how is someone supposed to open a message if it’s not with hello how are you ? I was always taught that it’s polite to ask after someone when your speaking to them. And certainly when I meet people in real life I would normally as how they were? But then again I’m not known for my social skills "
Think your meant to insult them but call them sexy or gorgeous so they know you’re a dom. Then give them some dirty proposition. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok please don’t shoot me down here and I’m not trying to be smart ( god knows I’m definitely not smart!! ) but how is someone supposed to open a message if it’s not with hello how are you ? I was always taught that it’s polite to ask after someone when your speaking to them. And certainly when I meet people in real life I would normally as how they were? But then again I’m not known for my social skills
Think your meant to insult them but call them sexy or gorgeous so they know you’re a dom. Then give them some dirty proposition."
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"Ok please don’t shoot me down here and I’m not trying to be smart ( god knows I’m definitely not smart!! ) but how is someone supposed to open a message if it’s not with hello how are you ? I was always taught that it’s polite to ask after someone when your speaking to them. And certainly when I meet people in real life I would normally as how they were? But then again I’m not known for my social skills "
Think the OP is digging at the low effort "hows u" message, usually from an unverified blank profile that cant be arsed reading yours before messaging  |
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