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The Sex Olympics "Tonight at the Club!"
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By *__KMan
over a year ago
Aberdeen |
"Hi ya!
The Club is hosting the sex Olympics tonight and there will be special prises for those who excel!
So get your spandex on and let's go for Gold (no Mathew Kelly pun intended)
Martin "
Oh really? |
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By *b430Man
over a year ago
Tayside |
"Hi ya!
The Club is hosting the sex Olympics tonight and there will be special prises for those who excel!
So get your spandex on and let's go for Gold (no Mathew Kelly pun intended)
Martin "
Sounds like a fun night!  |
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By *b430Man
over a year ago
Tayside |
"Thanks bb I have been warming my tongue up all week!
T_K have you had a humour transplant?
No, but this is the first time I've heard about it."
You better get the spandex pants looked out now then!   |
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By *__KMan
over a year ago
Aberdeen |
"Thanks bb I have been warming my tongue up all week!
T_K have you had a humour transplant?
No, but this is the first time I've heard about it.
You better get the spandex pants looked out now then! "
Can't. I'm already at the club. I'm working here til after we close. |
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By *b430Man
over a year ago
Tayside |
"Thanks bb I have been warming my tongue up all week!
T_K have you had a humour transplant?
No, but this is the first time I've heard about it.
You better get the spandex pants looked out now then!
Can't. I'm already at the club. I'm working here til after we close."
You'll just need to make do with your Y-Fronts then! |
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By *__KMan
over a year ago
Aberdeen |
"Thanks bb I have been warming my tongue up all week!
T_K have you had a humour transplant?
No, but this is the first time I've heard about it.
You better get the spandex pants looked out now then!
Can't. I'm already at the club. I'm working here til after we close.
You'll just need to make do with your Y-Fronts then! "
Going commando... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And appologies to you tv experts as it was in fact Henry Kelly who hosted "Going for Gold" not Matthew Kelly!.
(Phew hope nobody noticed?)
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I did but did not want to point it out |
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By *b430Man
over a year ago
Tayside |
"Thanks bb I have been warming my tongue up all week!
T_K have you had a humour transplant?
No, but this is the first time I've heard about it.
You better get the spandex pants looked out now then!
Can't. I'm already at the club. I'm working here til after we close.
You'll just need to make do with your Y-Fronts then!
Going commando..."
Ah ok, camouflage Y's will no doubt win you a prize too! |
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By *__KMan
over a year ago
Aberdeen |
"Thanks bb I have been warming my tongue up all week!
T_K have you had a humour transplant?
No, but this is the first time I've heard about it.
You better get the spandex pants looked out now then!
Can't. I'm already at the club. I'm working here til after we close.
You'll just need to make do with your Y-Fronts then!
Going commando...
Ah ok, camouflage Y's will no doubt win you a prize too! "
I don't think staff can win prizes... |
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By *b430Man
over a year ago
Tayside |
"Thanks bb I have been warming my tongue up all week!
T_K have you had a humour transplant?
No, but this is the first time I've heard about it.
You better get the spandex pants looked out now then!
Can't. I'm already at the club. I'm working here til after we close.
You'll just need to make do with your Y-Fronts then!
Going commando...
Ah ok, camouflage Y's will no doubt win you a prize too!
I don't think staff can win prizes..."
Why not?  |
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By *andG4moreCouple
over a year ago
Dunbartonshire |
"Thanks bb I have been warming my tongue up all week!
T_K have you had a humour transplant?
No, but this is the first time I've heard about it.
You better get the spandex pants looked out now then!
Can't. I'm already at the club. I'm working here til after we close.
You'll just need to make do with your Y-Fronts then!
Going commando...
Ah ok, camouflage Y's will no doubt win you a prize too!
I don't think staff can win prizes...
Why not? "
Cause its in the terms and conditions of the competition plus he might bribe the judges lol |
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By *__KMan
over a year ago
Aberdeen |
"Thanks bb I have been warming my tongue up all week!
T_K have you had a humour transplant?
No, but this is the first time I've heard about it.
You better get the spandex pants looked out now then!
Can't. I'm already at the club. I'm working here til after we close.
You'll just need to make do with your Y-Fronts then!
Going commando...
Ah ok, camouflage Y's will no doubt win you a prize too!
I don't think staff can win prizes...
Why not?
Cause its in the terms and conditions of the competition plus he might bribe the judges lol"
Until this thread I wasn't even aware we were doing a competition. Thought I was meant to be kept in the loop for such things. I'm curious as to how things will be judged. Are we going to give prizes for the Most Squirted? Furthest distance ejaculated? Longest marathon? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Martin could defo win prizes but am not going to say what for lol  .
Have a great night good to hear you are back  might just have a wee trip to club in near future.
Kay xxx |
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By *b430Man
over a year ago
Tayside |
"Thanks bb I have been warming my tongue up all week!
T_K have you had a humour transplant?
No, but this is the first time I've heard about it.
You better get the spandex pants looked out now then!
Can't. I'm already at the club. I'm working here til after we close.
You'll just need to make do with your Y-Fronts then!
Going commando...
Ah ok, camouflage Y's will no doubt win you a prize too!
I don't think staff can win prizes...
Why not?
Cause its in the terms and conditions of the competition plus he might bribe the judges lol
Until this thread I wasn't even aware we were doing a competition. Thought I was meant to be kept in the loop for such things. I'm curious as to how things will be judged. Are we going to give prizes for the Most Squirted? Furthest distance ejaculated? Longest marathon?"
Yup and Gold, Silver and Bronze Medals for the best 3 males in the "fill 5 rings" competition just to keep in with the Olympics theme! |
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By *__KMan
over a year ago
Aberdeen |
"Thanks bb I have been warming my tongue up all week!
T_K have you had a humour transplant?
No, but this is the first time I've heard about it.
You better get the spandex pants looked out now then!
Can't. I'm already at the club. I'm working here til after we close.
You'll just need to make do with your Y-Fronts then!
Going commando...
Ah ok, camouflage Y's will no doubt win you a prize too!
I don't think staff can win prizes...
Why not?
Cause its in the terms and conditions of the competition plus he might bribe the judges lol
Until this thread I wasn't even aware we were doing a competition. Thought I was meant to be kept in the loop for such things. I'm curious as to how things will be judged. Are we going to give prizes for the Most Squirted? Furthest distance ejaculated? Longest marathon?
Yup and Gold, Silver and Bronze Medals for the best 3 males in the "fill 5 rings" competition just to keep in with the Olympics theme! "
This means entrants are going to have to do it all publically. Spectators and all. I ought to get some score cards made up since, being staff, I am likely going to be one of the judges. |
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By *b430Man
over a year ago
Tayside |
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Yup and Gold, Silver and Bronze Medals for the best 3 males in the "fill 5 rings" competition just to keep in with the Olympics theme!
This means entrants are going to have to do it all publically. Spectators and all. I ought to get some score cards made up since, being staff, I am likely going to be one of the judges."
Yup and get those medals made too, bottle tops and spray paint will be fine seeing as you are running short of time and have lots of other things to sort out before 10pm..... you being staff an all that! |
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By *__KMan
over a year ago
Aberdeen |
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Yup and Gold, Silver and Bronze Medals for the best 3 males in the "fill 5 rings" competition just to keep in with the Olympics theme!
This means entrants are going to have to do it all publically. Spectators and all. I ought to get some score cards made up since, being staff, I am likely going to be one of the judges.
Yup and get those medals made too, bottle tops and spray paint will be fine seeing as you are running short of time and have lots of other things to sort out before 10pm..... you being staff an all that! "
Paint... paint... where did I leave the paint? Oh, wait, we got no paint. Will gold silver and bronze condoms do? I think we might have those... |
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By *b430Man
over a year ago
Tayside |
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Yup and Gold, Silver and Bronze Medals for the best 3 males in the "fill 5 rings" competition just to keep in with the Olympics theme!
This means entrants are going to have to do it all publically. Spectators and all. I ought to get some score cards made up since, being staff, I am likely going to be one of the judges.
Yup and get those medals made too, bottle tops and spray paint will be fine seeing as you are running short of time and have lots of other things to sort out before 10pm..... you being staff an all that!
Paint... paint... where did I leave the paint? Oh, wait, we got no paint. Will gold silver and bronze condoms do? I think we might have those..."
You think? tut tut tut I thought you would know everything that the Club has, you being Staff n' all! |
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By *__KMan
over a year ago
Aberdeen |
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Yup and Gold, Silver and Bronze Medals for the best 3 males in the "fill 5 rings" competition just to keep in with the Olympics theme!
This means entrants are going to have to do it all publically. Spectators and all. I ought to get some score cards made up since, being staff, I am likely going to be one of the judges.
Yup and get those medals made too, bottle tops and spray paint will be fine seeing as you are running short of time and have lots of other things to sort out before 10pm..... you being staff an all that!
Paint... paint... where did I leave the paint? Oh, wait, we got no paint. Will gold silver and bronze condoms do? I think we might have those...
You think? tut tut tut I thought you would know everything that the Club has, you being Staff n' all! "
I've yet to have a really good rummage in the stock cupboard... But, I got time on my hands now... I think I can see what we got. |
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By *b430Man
over a year ago
Tayside |
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Yup and Gold, Silver and Bronze Medals for the best 3 males in the "fill 5 rings" competition just to keep in with the Olympics theme!
This means entrants are going to have to do it all publically. Spectators and all. I ought to get some score cards made up since, being staff, I am likely going to be one of the judges.
Yup and get those medals made too, bottle tops and spray paint will be fine seeing as you are running short of time and have lots of other things to sort out before 10pm..... you being staff an all that!
Paint... paint... where did I leave the paint? Oh, wait, we got no paint. Will gold silver and bronze condoms do? I think we might have those...
You think? tut tut tut I thought you would know everything that the Club has, you being Staff n' all!
I've yet to have a really good rummage in the stock cupboard... But, I got time on my hands now... I think I can see what we got."
Leave him alone and get making those medals! and hmmmm you call "him" time do you? |
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Giggling away
Damn, if i had known this i would have most definately come to do the squirt the furthest distance. I was on poor show last time i was on the floor. Got nervous with everyone watching me!  |
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