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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Counting all the Assholes in the room, I'm definately not alone" is the opening line from a song by a German band called Volbeat. Funniest opening line we have ever heard to a song.
What's the best/funniest opening line to a song you have heard and why? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You don't have to always fuck her hard,
In fact sometimes its not right to do,
Sometimes you got to make some love,
And fucking give her some smooches too!
Hahaha
In fact the entire song is amazing  |
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Its not an opening line but my mum was singing in the kitchen the other day and i was a bit horrified at the lyrics.....
Squeeze me baby till the juice runs down my legs.......
Apparantly its called the Lemon Song By Led Zeplin |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Its not an opening line but my mum was singing in the kitchen the other day and i was a bit horrified at the lyrics.....
Squeeze me baby till the juice runs down my legs.......
Apparantly its called the Lemon Song By Led Zeplin"
It is, great line  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its not an opening line but my mum was singing in the kitchen the other day and i was a bit horrified at the lyrics.....
Squeeze me baby till the juice runs down my legs.......
Apparantly its called the Lemon Song By Led Zeplin"
Why would you be horrified Quirks...your mum not meant to know about such durty things? lol  |
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By *heRainManMan
over a year ago
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"Its not an opening line but my mum was singing in the kitchen the other day and i was a bit horrified at the lyrics.....
Squeeze me baby till the juice runs down my legs.......
Apparantly its called the Lemon Song By Led Zeplin"
It's originally a lot older, and is from "Travelling Riverside Blues" by Robert Johnson "King of the Delta Blues Singers".
The lyric is:
"I want you to squeeze my lemon
until the juice runs down my leg." |
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