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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
The Pussy Posse are organising the 3rd Annual Christmas Party on Sunday 4th December 2011 at Chameleons Darlaston.
Total madness and mayhem is not my fault, it’s normally to do with Jason and Brians free punch!
Right, details:
Venue: Chameleons, Darlaston
Date: Sunday 4th December 2011 (Book the Monday off folks)
Time: 2pm until 1am
Theme: Christmas Party - come in Tinsel and tiaras for the ladies and tinsel and Xmas pants/socks for the men. Soapy always makes an appearance dressed as........ well god knows what but it's fun trying to guess.
Food: There’s free food in the form of buffets and BBQ's any further food required can be purchased from Chameleons lovely staff at cheapo prices. If you have a specific dietary requirement, you may bring your own food and leave it in a Chams fridge and the staff will do their best to accommodate your requirements by cooking it for you.
Drink: Chameleons do not have a drinks licence. Therefore, this is a BYOB party. It’s kept behind the bar with your locker number on it and you get it as you wish from the staff.
We will be supplying the usual free cocktails....... if you can get them before Soapy drinks them all! Be warned, they are lethal and normally contain vodka, vodka and more vodka…… blame Jason and Brian. Soft drinks are available to buy, as is tea, coffee, hot chocolate etc.
Membership: If you are NOT a member, you will come in as Madchicks guest. There is no need to join before hand, or even on the day.
Entrance: The entrance will be £20 per couple, £30.00 per single guy and single females will be £5.00. We haven't got a discount as Chameleons do provide all the decorations, food and cocktails and if you taken into account, condoms, lube and all the amenities, its still a bloody cheap day out.
There is a raffle payable on entry. The monies from the raffle will be going to a Combat Stress this time. It is MY chosen charity as I work with the military and if anyone has an issue with a military charity, don’t participate or better still, don’t attend. It's only a £1 per strip (of tickets you dirty minded lot) so dig deep.
Where to stay: Chameleons do have 9 rooms, they go very quickly so book immediately, if not sooner, OR, ask to stay at the GreenHouse which is 2 mins away by Taxi (bookable through Chameleons). There is a travel lodge and a Village Inn literally 4 minutes away and again, if you need the numbers or the address, please contact me.
List: We have to start a list so that when you turn up, give your internet names and you don't have membership, you get in as my guest.
It also helps Chameleons to know how many staff to have in and how much food to order.
Dress: Towels, underwear, Christmas wear, tinsel, baubals, tiaras etc. Whatever you feel comfortable in. Please note though that Chameleons do NOT allow outdoor dress whilst inside the club. This isn’t for any other reason than it takes away the class system and puts everyone on the same level. This is not a pretentious club and who has the best shoes or the most expensive tinsel will not wash here!
Games: We have some tried and tested games for a fabulous night, swingers champagne fountain, find the chocolate bar, hopefully we will get the singer back again. We can always pour fruit cocktail all over Jason again and watch everything shrivel due to the cold
Hahahhaha. Any more party game ideas would be gratefully listened to.
We do NOT expect you to join in the games if you are not happy. Your enjoyment is paramount and if you are not comfortable with anything that goes on in the club, you will not be expected to join in.
This event is going to be advertised across the swinging community so there will be members of other sites joining us.
We are going to provide proper name tags this year (apart from me cus I'm going as the invisible woman) so you should all know who you are shagging. The name tags are also for the safety of the females. If you are disrespectful in anyway, you will be found and asked to leave.
In that vein, each and every person who adds their name to the list will be sent an Etiquette list which I ask them to read and abide by. Everyone will be given the list on entry to the club and should there any problems, having read the rules, please expect to be dealt with quickly and quietly and you will be removed without delay and you won’t get your money back so warned!
Please contact me for Chameleons website address or any other queries and I’ll help as much as I can.
I think that’s it. If anyone thinks of anything else, please contact me in private pm. |
