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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"Why won't women use them? Why do women insist a man uses a condom rather than taking the intuitive?  "
I am using one. Im living in it in the back garden until the extension is finished... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Its like putting in an empty crisp packet! I'll stick with bringing my own condoms and rolling them on meself."
They make them in all sizes and latex free you know there is no excuse you should take the intuitive and get with the programme.  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"you ever tried using one
No!women should be made to practice though! Its only a matter or popping it in and securing the top around the flange!  "
That's not the problem... it's the sound more than anything. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its like putting in an empty crisp packet! I'll stick with bringing my own condoms and rolling them on meself.
They make them in all sizes and latex free you know there is no excuse you should take the intuitive and get with the programme. "
Try telling the guys that, I've used one in the past and when he saw it he said "er .... think you have a used condom still in there"  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Its like putting in an empty crisp packet! I'll stick with bringing my own condoms and rolling them on meself.
They make them in all sizes and latex free you know there is no excuse you should take the intuitive and get with the programme. "
Happy to if it means I can meet you, sugar. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"you ever tried using one
oh you beat me lol
i was told it was liking fucking in a bin bag lol"
Bin bag in a bin? I have to point out i DIDN'T say that first |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Its like putting in an empty crisp packet! I'll stick with bringing my own condoms and rolling them on meself.
They make them in all sizes and latex free you know there is no excuse you should take the intuitive and get with the programme.
Happy to if it means I can meet you, sugar. "
We can start with learning French |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One rule for men, another for woman!  "
oi hang on i go every 11 weeks to get a needle in my arse, least you guys can do if put a condom on, i dunno you'll be wanting someone to push your arse for you next |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you ever tried using one
No!women should be made to practice though! Its only a matter or popping it in and securing the top around the flange! "
no mr it is not so do not even go other i know females bodies better than u could ever hope to and i have never come across a flange before  and if u can even find the bits u r talking about then please enlighten me. i will happily use whatever is necessary to stop children and dieases but then thankfully i only play with ladies so don't really need to worry about single men and condoms |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Its like putting in an empty crisp packet! I'll stick with bringing my own condoms and rolling them on meself.
They make them in all sizes and latex free you know there is no excuse you should take the intuitive and get with the programme.
Try telling the guys that, I've used one in the past and when he saw it he said "er .... think you have a used condom still in there" "
Bet he felt intimidated |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Its like putting in an empty crisp packet! I'll stick with bringing my own condoms and rolling them on meself.
They make them in all sizes and latex free you know there is no excuse you should take the intuitive and get with the programme.
Happy to if it means I can meet you, sugar.
We can start with learning French "
D'accord. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"you ever tried using one
No!women should be made to practice though! Its only a matter or popping it in and securing the top around the flange!
no mr it is not so do not even go other i know females bodies better than u could ever hope to and i have never come across a flange before and if u can even find the bits u r talking about then please enlighten me. i will happily use whatever is necessary to stop children and dieases but then thankfully i only play with ladies so don't really need to worry about single men and condoms "
Trust me some have flanges |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its like putting in an empty crisp packet! I'll stick with bringing my own condoms and rolling them on meself.
They make them in all sizes and latex free you know there is no excuse you should take the intuitive and get with the programme.
Try telling the guys that, I've used one in the past and when he saw it he said "er .... think you have a used condom still in there"
Bet he felt intimidated "
..... I felt humiliated tbh.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One rule for men, another for woman!
oi hang on i go every 11 weeks to get a needle in my arse, least you guys can do if put a condom on, i dunno you'll be wanting someone to push your arse for you next "
I had the pleasure of a second lady do that for me actually and its very helpful when you have been going an hour or so.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" i only play with ladies so don't really need to worry about single men and condoms "
you'd be suprised
i was at a club only last night and there was a woman walking round with a strap on on and she played with at least 3 women that i saw with that strap on and never put a condom on or took it off to clean it all night 
i even said to her at one point dont you think you should put a condom on that and she said, and i quote, you dont need them with women  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One rule for men, another for woman!
oi hang on i go every 11 weeks to get a needle in my arse, least you guys can do if put a condom on, i dunno you'll be wanting someone to push your arse for you next
I had the pleasure of a second lady do that for me actually and its very helpful when you have been going an hour or so. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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" i only play with ladies so don't really need to worry about single men and condoms
you'd be suprised
i was at a club only last night and there was a woman walking round with a strap on on and she played with at least 3 women that i saw with that strap on and never put a condom on or took it off to clean it all night
i even said to her at one point dont you think you should put a condom on that and she said, and i quote, you dont need them with women "
OMFG! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you ever tried using one
No!women should be made to practice though! Its only a matter or popping it in and securing the top around the flange!
no mr it is not so do not even go other i know females bodies better than u could ever hope to and i have never come across a flange before and if u can even find the bits u r talking about then please enlighten me. i will happily use whatever is necessary to stop children and dieases but then thankfully i only play with ladies so don't really need to worry about single men and condoms
Trust me some have flanges "
no i think u well find the correct term is labia majora and labia minora but as a male i can't accept you to understand correct terms. as i bi female i think its safe to say i know the difference between them and i don't need the to be wrapped in plastic to enjoy xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" i only play with ladies so don't really need to worry about single men and condoms
you'd be suprised
i was at a club only last night and there was a woman walking round with a strap on on and she played with at least 3 women that i saw with that strap on and never put a condom on or took it off to clean it all night
i even said to her at one point dont you think you should put a condom on that and she said, and i quote, you dont need them with women "
omfg thats so wrong i don't even know were to start and not sure i see the point may as well have a guy if u need a strap on (just an opnion ) xxx and at least the guy comes wraped in plastic xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"iv'e never used one
.... you should try one .... hours of amusement getting it in place! "
Laine i accept your challenge... gonna go get one tomorrow and i'll let you know how many hours of amusement i got out of it
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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well i see it like this im a single woman on here so any guy should be grateful of my meeting them and in a show of gratitude they should be more than happy to use a condom to get the pleasures of my flesh
Haha *taxi for NN* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You like beung nailed to that post don't you
They wont though! I have yet to see on a profile saying my femidom is a must! "
i know i have saw one profile that mentions it |
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"you ever tried using one
No!women should be made to practice though! Its only a matter or popping it in and securing the top around the flange!
no mr it is not so do not even go other i know females bodies better than u could ever hope to and i have never come across a flange before and if u can even find the bits u r talking about then please enlighten me. i will happily use whatever is necessary to stop children and dieases but then thankfully i only play with ladies so don't really need to worry about single men and condoms
Trust me some have flanges
no i think u well find the correct term is labia majora and labia minora but as a male i can't accept you to understand correct terms. as i bi female i think its safe to say i know the difference between them and i don't need the to be wrapped in plastic to enjoy xxxx"
I've been to Majorca but not tried Menorca yet. Is it nice? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One rule for men, another for woman!
oi hang on i go every 11 weeks to get a needle in my arse, least you guys can do if put a condom on, i dunno you'll be wanting someone to push your arse for you next "
It was sarcasm 
But do you know anyone who could rock me back and forth?! 
"i was at a club only last night and there was a woman walking round with a strap on on and she played with at least 3 women that i saw with that strap on and never put a condom on or took it off to clean it all night
i even said to her at one point dont you think you should put a condom on that and she said, and i quote, you dont need them with women "
Ignorance is bliss it seems!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" i only play with ladies so don't really need to worry about single men and condoms
you'd be suprised
i was at a club only last night and there was a woman walking round with a strap on on and she played with at least 3 women that i saw with that strap on and never put a condom on or took it off to clean it all night
i even said to her at one point dont you think you should put a condom on that and she said, and i quote, you dont need them with women
omfg thats so wrong i don't even know were to start and not sure i see the point may as well have a guy if u need a strap on (just an opnion ) xxx and at least the guy comes wraped in plastic xxx "
I just broke my jaw as it hit the table in shock
That's takes ignorance to a whole new level fair play |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"iv'e never used one
.... you should try one .... hours of amusement getting it in place!
Laine i accept your challenge... gonna go get one tomorrow and i'll let you know how many hours of amusement i got out of it
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Make sure you put it in at least an hour before play time with any guy ... it gets it to body temp and stops it 'rustling' like an old crisp bag. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"iv'e never used one
.... you should try one .... hours of amusement getting it in place!
Laine i accept your challenge... gonna go get one tomorrow and i'll let you know how many hours of amusement i got out of it
Make sure you put it in at least an hour before play time with any guy ... it gets it to body temp and stops it 'rustling' like an old crisp bag. "
crumbs you mean ive gotta have sex?!
well if i must.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"its like inserting one of the old dutch caps, anyone remember them lol
Yeah....they were fun....  "
..... especially if the wee one used it as a frisbee for Barbie and Ken. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wouldn't use one because according to all the guys that have experienced them that have talked to me about it, its like fucking a plastic bag and also more likely to get pushed in and is less safe than condoms.. so.. condoms it is!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"iv'e never used one
.... you should try one .... hours of amusement getting it in place!
Laine i accept your challenge... gonna go get one tomorrow and i'll let you know how many hours of amusement i got out of it
Make sure you put it in at least an hour before play time with any guy ... it gets it to body temp and stops it 'rustling' like an old crisp bag. "
lol no good it your in a club |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have used them - not the best but then neither are condoms. In all cases the men have wanted me to stop using them and them return to condoms."
Aha....a classic case of child psychology. You are a genius |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its like putting in an empty crisp packet! I'll stick with bringing my own condoms and rolling them on meself.
They make them in all sizes and latex free you know there is no excuse you should take the intuitive and get with the programme. "
Pssst.....think you might mean initiative. Dont worry, don't think anyone noticed!! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I have used them - not the best but then neither are condoms. In all cases the men have wanted me to stop using them and them return to condoms.
Aha....a classic case of child psychology. You are a genius "
Why, thank ye kind maiden. |
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i'd use one, but i employ the single male at club excuse 'erm, did you bring any femidoms?.....my local chemist had run out when i got there.....i'm happy to wear one like, just dont have one on me'  |
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"You like beung nailed to that post don't you
They wont though! I have yet to see on a profile saying my femidom is a must! Il dom ya if your really good
No thanks I am on a mission to educate you ladies. "
Not the best choice of phrase if you don't know the difference between initiative and intuitive, but keep going, you will probably get lucky. And if you don't, you can use the femidom for carrying the clear bottles of liquid onto a plane next time you fly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i'd use one, but i employ the single male at club excuse 'erm, did you bring any femidoms?.....my local chemist had run out when i got there.....i'm happy to wear one like, just dont have one on me' "
ill buy u some ans watch ya put on one for the bbw while we have a few drinks
(fun i think)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One rule for men, another for woman!
Looks that way
fair enough...i will use a femidom if u get a pieve of copper wire shoved up your japs eye.
Deal ? "
 love this xxxx |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
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" i only play with ladies so don't really need to worry about single men and condoms
you'd be suprised
i was at a club only last night and there was a woman walking round with a strap on on and she played with at least 3 women that i saw with that strap on and never put a condom on or took it off to clean it all night
i even said to her at one point dont you think you should put a condom on that and she said, and i quote, you dont need them with women
omfg thats so wrong i don't even know were to start and not sure i see the point may as well have a guy if u need a strap on (just an opnion ) xxx and at least the guy comes wraped in plastic xxx
I just broke my jaw as it hit the table in shock
That's takes ignorance to a whole new level fair play "
What NN forgot to add to that was that the 'lady' in question was also trying to shove said strapon up a blokes arse (Bi-night at Chams is such an education).........
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"One rule for men, another for woman!
Looks that way
fair enough...i will use a femidom if u get a pieve of copper wire shoved up your japs eye.
Deal ? love this xxxx"
hey i'm a great believer in equality |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One rule for men, another for woman!
Looks that way
fair enough...i will use a femidom if u get a pieve of copper wire shoved up your japs eye.
Deal ? "
A ruff cut fence post up your minge be equivalent to a copper wire down a japs eye! Don't think I would want to watch or offer to pick out the splinters though. |
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"One rule for men, another for woman!
Looks that way
fair enough...i will use a femidom if u get a pieve of copper wire shoved up your japs eye.
Deal ?
A ruff cut fence post up your minge be equivalent to a copper wire down a japs eye! Don't think I would want to watch or offer to pick out the splinters though. "
not equivalent at all...the coil goes up into the uterus, and uncoils...without anethestic...
Are u man enough |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" i only play with ladies so don't really need to worry about single men and condoms
you'd be suprised
i was at a club only last night and there was a woman walking round with a strap on on and she played with at least 3 women that i saw with that strap on and never put a condom on or took it off to clean it all night
i even said to her at one point dont you think you should put a condom on that and she said, and i quote, you dont need them with women
omfg thats so wrong i don't even know were to start and not sure i see the point may as well have a guy if u need a strap on (just an opnion ) xxx and at least the guy comes wraped in plastic xxx
I just broke my jaw as it hit the table in shock
That's takes ignorance to a whole new level fair play
What NN forgot to add to that was that the 'lady' in question was also trying to shove said strapon up a blokes arse (Bi-night at Chams is such an education).........
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i was saving that bit, didnt want to shock them to much |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One rule for men, another for woman!
Looks that way
fair enough...i will use a femidom if u get a pieve of copper wire shoved up your japs eye.
Deal ?
A ruff cut fence post up your minge be equivalent to a copper wire down a japs eye! Don't think I would want to watch or offer to pick out the splinters though.
not equivalent at all...the coil goes up into the uterus, and uncoils...without anethestic...
Are u man enough "
A coils not a femidom for starters! You need to go to specksavers! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why won't women use them? Why do women insist a man uses a condom rather than taking the intuitive? "
Never tried one, but just searched boots to see if they sell them and they don't! Can find them on ebay and they're a fair bit more expensive than condoms. I can get double the shags with condoms for my money so think I'll stick with them...unless you fancy donating some femidoms?! x |
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"Why won't women use them? Why do women insist a man uses a condom rather than taking the intuitive?
Never tried one, but just searched boots to see if they sell them and they don't! Can find them on ebay and they're a fair bit more expensive than condoms. I can get double the shags with condoms for my money so think I'll stick with them...unless you fancy donating some femidoms?! x"
bloody single men refusing to carry femidoms because they are too miserly |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why won't women use them? Why do women insist a man uses a condom rather than taking the intuitive?
Never tried one, but just searched boots to see if they sell them and they don't! Can find them on ebay and they're a fair bit more expensive than condoms. I can get double the shags with condoms for my money so think I'll stick with them...unless you fancy donating some femidoms?! x
bloody single men refusing to carry femidoms because they are too miserly "
I love it! When did it all come down to the guy carrying? Jezza says you are responsible for your own protection. |
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"Why won't women use them? Why do women insist a man uses a condom rather than taking the intuitive?
Never tried one, but just searched boots to see if they sell them and they don't! Can find them on ebay and they're a fair bit more expensive than condoms. I can get double the shags with condoms for my money so think I'll stick with them...unless you fancy donating some femidoms?! x
bloody single men refusing to carry femidoms because they are too miserly "
sod that...i'm the skinflint that wants my money's worth! x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You buy them ill wear them have you seen the price
Is there a price on staying safe? "
when they're almost double the price of condoms it's got to be taken into consideration! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why won't women use them? Why do women insist a man uses a condom rather than taking the intuitive?
Never tried one, but just searched boots to see if they sell them and they don't! Can find them on ebay and they're a fair bit more expensive than condoms. I can get double the shags with condoms for my money so think I'll stick with them...unless you fancy donating some femidoms?! x
bloody single men refusing to carry femidoms because they are too miserly
I love it! When did it all come down to the guy carrying? Jezza says you are responsible for your own protection. "
i am i am on the pill and buy male condoms mainly because i like to know that the condom i am rolling on is one in date and two actually on so yes i am responsible for my own because lets face it if an accident happen i would be the one left with teh problem |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You buy them ill wear them have you seen the price
Is there a price on staying safe? "
I can get free condoms from the family planning why would i pay for femidoms |
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"You buy them ill wear them have you seen the price
Is there a price on staying safe?
I can get free condoms from the family planning why would i pay for femidoms "
Bet you can get femidoms free too |
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"You buy them ill wear them have you seen the price
Is there a price on staying safe?
I can get free condoms from the family planning why would i pay for femidoms
Bet you can get femidoms free too "
no u cant...they are less safe as people dont know how to use them so gum and family planning dont endorse them.
men really arent coming well out of what was meant to be a joke thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You buy them ill wear them have you seen the price
Is there a price on staying safe?
I can get free condoms from the family planning why would i pay for femidoms
Bet you can get femidoms free too
no u cant...they are less safe as people dont know how to use them so gum and family planning dont endorse them.
men really arent coming well out of what was meant to be a joke thread "
I didn't know it was a competition! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You buy them ill wear them have you seen the price
Is there a price on staying safe?
I can get free condoms from the family planning why would i pay for femidoms
Bet you can get femidoms free too
no u cant...they are less safe as people dont know how to use them so gum and family planning dont endorse them.
men really arent coming well out of what was meant to be a joke thread
I didn't know it was a competition! "
When they wear hob nail boots and burn their bras so nipples tuck into the waistband it becomes that way. |
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"You buy them ill wear them have you seen the price
Is there a price on staying safe?
I can get free condoms from the family planning why would i pay for femidoms
Bet you can get femidoms free too
no u cant...they are less safe as people dont know how to use them so gum and family planning dont endorse them.
men really arent coming well out of what was meant to be a joke thread "
Yes you can get femidoms free from family planning clinics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When yea men start experiencing periods, pmt, childbirth, menopause, and dried up vaginas...then and only then will i consider using a femdomme ever again...wearing a condom on your john thomas the least you can do for the gender who brought you into the world mate |
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"You buy them ill wear them have you seen the price
Is there a price on staying safe?
I can get free condoms from the family planning why would i pay for femidoms
Bet you can get femidoms free too
no u cant...they are less safe as people dont know how to use them so gum and family planning dont endorse them.
men really arent coming well out of what was meant to be a joke thread
Yes you can get femidoms free from family planning clinics"
ohh thats changed,,,when i was active on the gay scene and working with the terrance higgins trust they were not endorsed...has the design changed |
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"You buy them ill wear them have you seen the price
Is there a price on staying safe?
I can get free condoms from the family planning why would i pay for femidoms
Bet you can get femidoms free too
no u cant...they are less safe as people dont know how to use them so gum and family planning dont endorse them.
men really arent coming well out of what was meant to be a joke thread
Yes you can get femidoms free from family planning clinics"
No you cant puddles says so above |
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"When yea men start experiencing periods, pmt, childbirth, menopause, and dried up vaginas...then and only then will i consider using a femdomme ever again...wearing a condom on your john thomas the least you can do for the gender who brought you into the world mate "
I could be flippant and say I have the perfect 'solution' for a dry vagina... |
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"You buy them ill wear them have you seen the price
Is there a price on staying safe?
I can get free condoms from the family planning why would i pay for femidoms
Bet you can get femidoms free too
no u cant...they are less safe as people dont know how to use them so gum and family planning dont endorse them.
men really arent coming well out of what was meant to be a joke thread
Yes you can get femidoms free from family planning clinics
No you cant puddles says so above "
Don't take all you see on here as gospel |
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"When yea men start experiencing periods, pmt, childbirth, menopause, and dried up vaginas...then and only then will i consider using a femdomme ever again...wearing a condom on your john thomas the least you can do for the gender who brought you into the world mate "
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look this thread, which was a fun joke thread is getting silly with male entitlement and whining...
u want us to use femidoms...fine, they feel worse than comdoms ...less sensation for the men,
not really sure what some people in this thread are arguing for..crapper sex |
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"When yea men start experiencing periods, pmt, childbirth, menopause, and dried up vaginas...then and only then will i consider using a femdomme ever again...wearing a condom on your john thomas the least you can do for the gender who brought you into the world mate
I could be flippant and say I have the perfect 'solution' for a dry vagina..."
Is that a donut on your cock or do you need a trip to the GUM Clinic cos you aint been wearing condoms pmsl!! |
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"When yea men start experiencing periods, pmt, childbirth, menopause, and dried up vaginas...then and only then will i consider using a femdomme ever again...wearing a condom on your john thomas the least you can do for the gender who brought you into the world mate
I love selective equality "
grand innit |
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"When yea men start experiencing periods, pmt, childbirth, menopause, and dried up vaginas...then and only then will i consider using a femdomme ever again...wearing a condom on your john thomas the least you can do for the gender who brought you into the world mate
I love selective equality
grand innit"
By eck chuck it is! Where's my tea and slippers |
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"When yea men start experiencing periods, pmt, childbirth, menopause, and dried up vaginas...then and only then will i consider using a femdomme ever again...wearing a condom on your john thomas the least you can do for the gender who brought you into the world mate
I love selective equality
grand innit
By eck chuck it is! Where's my tea and slippers "
int pantry next t'coalowse....Mother, get us tha slippers will thee |
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"When yea men start experiencing periods, pmt, childbirth, menopause, and dried up vaginas...then and only then will i consider using a femdomme ever again...wearing a condom on your john thomas the least you can do for the gender who brought you into the world mate
I love selective equality
grand innit
By eck chuck it is! Where's my tea and slippers
int pantry next t'coalowse....Mother, get us tha slippers will thee"
He he there nothing like a woman woth a good sense of humour! Get yer coat we will call for a kebab on the way back |
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"When yea men start experiencing periods, pmt, childbirth, menopause, and dried up vaginas...then and only then will i consider using a femdomme ever again...wearing a condom on your john thomas the least you can do for the gender who brought you into the world mate
I love selective equality
grand innit
By eck chuck it is! Where's my tea and slippers
int pantry next t'coalowse....Mother, get us tha slippers will theeHe he there nothing like a woman woth a good sense of humour! Get yer coat we will call for a kebab on the way back "
No salad on mine kid, i might start losing weight if i start eating shite like that! |
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"When yea men start experiencing periods, pmt, childbirth, menopause, and dried up vaginas...then and only then will i consider using a femdomme ever again...wearing a condom on your john thomas the least you can do for the gender who brought you into the world mate
I love selective equality
grand innit
By eck chuck it is! Where's my tea and slippers
int pantry next t'coalowse....Mother, get us tha slippers will theeHe he there nothing like a woman woth a good sense of humour! Get yer coat we will call for a kebab on the way back
No salad on mine kid, i might start losing weight if i start eating shite like that! "
Iv'e picked the salad off and stuffed in in the fenidom |
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"When yea men start experiencing periods, pmt, childbirth, menopause, and dried up vaginas...then and only then will i consider using a femdomme ever again...wearing a condom on your john thomas the least you can do for the gender who brought you into the world mate
I love selective equality
grand innit
By eck chuck it is! Where's my tea and slippers
int pantry next t'coalowse....Mother, get us tha slippers will theeHe he there nothing like a woman woth a good sense of humour! Get yer coat we will call for a kebab on the way back
No salad on mine kid, i might start losing weight if i start eating shite like that!
Iv'e picked the salad off and stuffed in in the fenidom "
...knew we'd find a use for them...bin bags as previously stated hehehe |
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If you are part of the Cambridge university drinking club you could use them for drinking your sherry out of! :P i dont think i can post the link to the news story about the cambridge society girls drinking port from condoms... but if you can find it its a giggle |
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"Its like putting in an empty crisp packet! I'll stick with bringing my own condoms and rolling them on meself."
and you would know how it feels to put an empty crisp packet up you how????? |
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"Its like putting in an empty crisp packet! I'll stick with bringing my own condoms and rolling them on meself.
and you would know how it feels to put an empty crisp packet up you how????? "
That was posted by a man... lol |
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By *ove2-shareCouple
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"If you are part of the Cambridge university drinking club you could use them for drinking your sherry out of! :P i dont think i can post the link to the news story about the cambridge society girls drinking port from condoms... but if you can find it its a giggle"
read about that good luck tp em (as long as it was late so kids dont see it) |
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"Well i have come to the conclusion after reading this and its.......some women are tight! "
the cesarean helped
oh you didnt mean that kind of tight lol |
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"Well i have come to the conclusion after reading this and its.......some women are tight!
the cesarean helped
oh you didnt mean that kind of tight lol"
No i didn't |
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This is not original, and I believe it originated from a female comedian like Jo Brand or Victoria Wood etc., in that, if men have periods, they would have insisted on getting sanitary products free of charge on the NHS.
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"Why won't women use them? Why do women insist a man uses a condom rather than taking the intuitive? "
I don't actually know what a femidom is, but if I were a woman there's no way I'd rely on the man for my protection against getting pregnant. Women who do must be pretty stupid! |
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the ex and i tried several times we rolled about and laughed so much trying to get the dam thing in.
the ones we had "sounded like" empty crisp packets non latex ones.
we had soo much fun getting it in we did not want to Do the deed the first time after the hilarity we tried but percy had gone to sleep.
when we tried again the sensations were not as good as a condom and there was some rustling.
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Im a 'no glove, no love' kinda girl and it has to be condoms all the way, femidoms look like sodding windsocks whoever invented them (likely a man ) should be strung up! |
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By *ove2-shareCouple
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"the ex and i tried several times we rolled about and laughed so much trying to get the dam thing in.
the ones we had "sounded like" empty crisp packets non latex ones.
we had soo much fun getting it in we did not want to Do the deed the first time after the hilarity we tried but percy had gone to sleep.
when we tried again the sensations were not as good as a condom and there was some rustling.
Maybe they do have thier place then, but only in comedy porn
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