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Tuesday Forum Roll Call
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"Present. Not sure about correct "Morning Nympho....congrats on being first on todays parade ground...  | |||
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"Semi present" Morning...Semi is a good start..... | |||
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"Semi present Morning...Semi is a good start....." Just waiting to wake up properly and maybe I'll be fully present Sir | |||
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"Here and ready for line inspection sir "Morning benny....today you have passed line inspection and been promoted to Corpral. | |||
"I'm just polishing my cap badge, I'll be on parade shortly. " look forward to inspecting your polished cap badge.... | |||
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"Just present" Morning Unicorn...Hopefully correct also  | |||
"I'm here and ready for the day ahead." I hope you have a great day... | |||
"Here and ready for line inspection sir
Morning benny....today you have passed line inspection and been promoted to Corpral."Wow my mother will be so proud! Thank you sir | |||
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"I'm here and ready for the day ahead. I hope you have a great day... "you too, positive mindset for the day for me I've decided it's the way to be! | |||
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"Ok but I'm gonna be naked at the line up unless you wait 10 minutes. Just out the shower " I wouldn't mind but it might distract the other privates on the parade ground... | |||
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"I'm. Here" Are you also correct this morning?.... | |||
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"I’m just about here cough cough " Thanks for just about reporting in! | |||
"Present in body, not sure about anything else "your mind should follow after a march around the parade ground.... | |||
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"I'm present and as correct as I can be Fuzz" Morning Fuzz....Thanks for reporting in | |||
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"It's like the pool on holiday... I'll be dipping in and out "It sounds like it was a good pool.... | |||
"We’re here, we’ll the Boy is anyhow " Morning the boy.....Where is Kitty?... | |||
"Here" Morning Transgirl...... | |||
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"Here, working on the correct ... Sometimes not politically "Morning RM.....I'm not always correct either.... | |||
"Just about " Hope you have a Fab Tuesday. | |||
"Here for 10 mins before getting on my plane "Have a lovely time | |||
"I am lurking somewhere..like a sniper." Do you have a good aim?.... | |||
"Here! " Morning Duchess..... | |||
"Present but I have to leave class early." If its for a good reason you can be excused today! | |||
"I’m here but should be working.... J x" we wont tell anybody J...... | |||
"Reporting for fab duty "Morning Blue eyes....looking good on the parade ground... | |||
"I am lurking somewhere..like a sniper. Do you have a good aim?...."
Very !! wrong target though sometimes. But good aim nonetheless. | |||
"Well who doesnt enjoy a bit of distraction in the morning..." I'm easily distracted!....  | |||
"Present but I have to leave class early. If its for a good reason you can be excused today!" Thank you, Sir! | |||
"Put my body on parade but needs shaping up" I have just the exercise that would help out... | |||
"Here for 10 mins before getting on my plane "I hope you have a great time x | |||
We're both here.
Jo.Xx | |||
"Good morning Ash.
We're both here.
Jo.Xx "Good morning Jo and D....Always a pleasure to see you both on the parade ground | |||
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"Present. Not quite awake yet ." Morning Lorraine....Would you like a coffee?... | |||
"Here..just "Thanks for reporting in for roll call... | |||
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"Reporting for duty Sir!" Morning Polly...Thanks for reporting in for duty.... | |||
"Present "I hope you have a great Tuesday.... | |||
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"Here Morning Transgirl...... "X | |||
"Here for 10 mins before getting on my plane "Ohhh we hope you are heading somewhere nice. Enjoy. | |||
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"Semi present" Present us with your semi. | |||
"Did someone mention present? What am i getting? ", Hand sanitiser. Don't drink it all at once. | |||
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"I am here, currently laid in my comfy hotel bed. Today is a very good day. Mrs" Morning Mrs NS...I'm glad that the hotel bed is a comfy one.... | |||
"just about present...." Are you just about correct? | |||
"I'm here! " Thanks for reporting in for duty Macc Lass.... | |||
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"Present Major Ash
"Are you correct Private Compersion?... | |||
"Did someone mention present? What am i getting? "4 packets of toilet roll. | |||
"Morning! " Morning naughty...I hope you're good today! | |||
"Présent et correct "Bonjour RH..... | |||
"If you haven't noticed, I'm here." You have been noticed on the parade ground Jim.... | |||
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"Reporting for duty , late I know as I went to Sainsburys where the shelves are bare" I will excuse you today and good luck with your toilet roll mission. | |||
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"Present" Thanks for presenting yourself.... | |||
"I'm here" I hope you have a fab day.... | |||
"Corporal Sensual reporting for duty sir
"Good morning Corporal Sensual....Anything to report to HQ we need to know about? | |||
"Morning, I’m here and standing up straight "Morning wildblonde....you certainly have us all standing to attention.... | |||
"Corporal Sensual reporting for duty sir
Good morning Corporal Sensual....Anything to report to HQ we need to know about?"We received reports of enemy troops attempting to seize control of our supply barracks in order to steal our prized toilet rolls but after a brief engagement, they thankfully retreated. I’ve posted extra troops there for now but fully expect the enemy to return with reinforcements so we’re taking no chances and are setting up mortar positions  | |||
"Corporal Sensual reporting for duty sir
Good morning Corporal Sensual....Anything to report to HQ we need to know about?
We received reports of enemy troops attempting to seize control of our supply barracks in order to steal our prized toilet rolls but after a brief engagement, they thankfully retreated.
I’ve posted extra troops there for now but fully expect the enemy to return with reinforcements so we’re taking no chances and are setting up mortar positions "Great work Corporal Sensual...we cant let the enemy get their hands on our supply of toilet rolls under any circumstances and must defend our barracks until the last man and woman... | |||
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"Corporal Sensual reporting for duty sir
Good morning Corporal Sensual....Anything to report to HQ we need to know about?
We received reports of enemy troops attempting to seize control of our supply barracks in order to steal our prized toilet rolls but after a brief engagement, they thankfully retreated.
I’ve posted extra troops there for now but fully expect the enemy to return with reinforcements so we’re taking no chances and are setting up mortar positions
Great work Corporal Sensual...we cant let the enemy get their hands on our supply of toilet rolls under any circumstances and must defend our barracks until the last man and woman... "I have the pasta protected | |||
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"What what" Eyes to the front there private!..... | |||
"Corporal Sensual reporting for duty sir
Good morning Corporal Sensual....Anything to report to HQ we need to know about?
We received reports of enemy troops attempting to seize control of our supply barracks in order to steal our prized toilet rolls but after a brief engagement, they thankfully retreated.
I’ve posted extra troops there for now but fully expect the enemy to return with reinforcements so we’re taking no chances and are setting up mortar positions
Great work Corporal Sensual...we cant let the enemy get their hands on our supply of toilet rolls under any circumstances and must defend our barracks until the last man and woman...
I have the pasta protected "There are reports coming in to HQ of Italian troops parachuting in behind our lines to steal our pasta but they could easily switch sides if we make them a good Spaghetti Bolognese.... | |||
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"Corporal Sensual reporting for duty sir
Good morning Corporal Sensual....Anything to report to HQ we need to know about?
We received reports of enemy troops attempting to seize control of our supply barracks in order to steal our prized toilet rolls but after a brief engagement, they thankfully retreated.
I’ve posted extra troops there for now but fully expect the enemy to return with reinforcements so we’re taking no chances and are setting up mortar positions
Great work Corporal Sensual...we cant let the enemy get their hands on our supply of toilet rolls under any circumstances and must defend our barracks until the last man and woman...
I have the pasta protected
There are reports coming in to HQ of Italian troops parachuting in behind our lines to steal our pasta but they could easily switch sides if we make them a good Spaghetti Bolognese.... "I could always throw poop ... we have loo roll | |||
"Private Geekypants reporting for duty, sir. My uniform, however, is absent. " Afternoon Geekypants....What has happened to your uniform?..... | |||
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"Reporting for... duty? Checking in? Anyway, I'm here! "Afternoon Private Meli.....You made it to the parade ground with 16 mins to go.... | |||
"Present don’t know if I’m correct though " Afternoon Marvel.....At least your present... | |||
"Reporting for... duty? Checking in? Anyway, I'm here!
Afternoon Private Meli.....You made it to the parade ground with 16 mins to go.... " Private?! As if. | |||
"Here physically but not mentally "Afternoon Chloe....Thanks for reporting in for duty | |||
"Present sir "I hope you have a fab Tuesday. | |||
"Reporting for... duty? Checking in? Anyway, I'm here!
Afternoon Private Meli.....You made it to the parade ground with 16 mins to go....
Private?! As if."How about Corporal Meli? | |||
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"Just made it.." well done...you just made it on the deadline! | |||
"Just made it.. well done...you just made it on the deadline!" Story of my life | |||
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