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Nora is putting things in her vagina
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over a year ago
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And filming them pinging out.
What would you like to see? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Sensible answers only please  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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a carrot  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ping pong balls, what else  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Buzz lightyear action figure |
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"A Sky remote!
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That is sensible, it then makes sense of measuring one's cock against one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A chicken |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whipped cream |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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All good answers so far folks |
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If she puts in a bag of frozen peas (with the corner chopped off) can she ping them out one by one like machine gun fire? |
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The lost treasure of the Aztecs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If she puts in a bag of frozen peas (with the corner chopped off) can she ping them out one by one like machine gun fire?"
You’ll need to ask her, but I don’t see why not |
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"If she puts in a bag of frozen peas (with the corner chopped off) can she ping them out one by one like machine gun fire?
You’ll need to ask her, but I don’t see why not "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Scampi |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The lost treasure of the Aztecs"
Sensible answers! It’s lost! |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
The next round of her secret service messages. |
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A Cadbury chocolate finger... straight into my mouth  |
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"The next round of her secret service messages. "
Good answer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Horse and Cart x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Poo |
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Similar to the frozen peas, but with mini-eggs.
Frozen stuff tends to stick, and peas are a bit small to grip. Plus, obviously, chocolate! |
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
from the womb and tryout to get back |
I was going to say my foot but then I seen vagina I'll keep that for her arse and just give her a Courgette  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A crème egg |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All the flags of the United nations |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Her own head... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Similar to the frozen peas, but with mini-eggs.
Frozen stuff tends to stick, and peas are a bit small to grip. Plus, obviously, chocolate!"
Well thought out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A rugby ball. |
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A little coarse (so my apologies) but can I put 50 numbered balls inside Nora before getting her to jump up and down a few times and then choose the first six she manages to fire out as my lottery numbers? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can she be a magician and produce a dove?
Or at least a card I choose earlier but she didn't see |
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Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can she be a magician and produce a dove?
Or at least a card I choose earlier but she didn't see "
I’m sure she could |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd like to see cooked pasta shells flying out of her fanny.
Preferably Farfalle pasta. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Coronavirus serum"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Egg uncracked |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cake. |
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A Slinky, if she’s at the top of the stairs when she does it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Egg uncracked "
Cooked? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And filming them pinging out.
What would you like to see?"
Antibacterial handwash and 4 rolls of toilet paper please.... |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
A bottle of champagne, jump up and down, pop the cork off and spray everyone with it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Egg uncracked
Cooked?"
Poached |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A puffer fish |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Razor blades on a string"
No! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ferrero rocher
No really dont, the little nuts are like broken glass and get everywhere  |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
I've always fancied a beam of light shooting out my vagina..bit of smoke for dramatic effect. And music. Could try that? |
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"I've always fancied a beam of light shooting out my vagina..bit of smoke for dramatic effect. And music. Could try that? "
Like a Jean Michel Jarre concert in ones hoo haa? |
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By *xxx30Man
over a year ago
york |
"And filming them pinging out.
What would you like to see?"
Golf balls 100%  |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
"I've always fancied a beam of light shooting out my vagina..bit of smoke for dramatic effect. And music. Could try that?
Like a Jean Michel Jarre concert in ones hoo haa? "
Kinda like that.. except maybe at dusk on a remote beach with cello music |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've always fancied a beam of light shooting out my vagina..bit of smoke for dramatic effect. And music. Could try that? "
That sounds so beautiful |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"I've always fancied a beam of light shooting out my vagina..bit of smoke for dramatic effect. And music. Could try that?
Like a Jean Michel Jarre concert in ones hoo haa? "
Laser Harp  |
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M and M's and ping them across the room |
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Tossed pancakes, followed by a squirt of lemon and a sparkling dusting of sugar. Or other tasty toppings she could squeeze and pop out.
I'm just cautious it's not like factory farming. |
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"I've always fancied a beam of light shooting out my vagina..bit of smoke for dramatic effect. And music. Could try that?
Like a Jean Michel Jarre concert in ones hoo haa?
Laser Harp "
Rendez Vous played over a foo foo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A jigglypuff. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What the!!??  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What the!!?? "
Have fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What the!!??
Have fun "
I do worry about you sometimes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What the!!??
Have fun
I do worry about you sometimes "
Nora!!! I adore you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What the!!??
Have fun
I do worry about you sometimes
Nora!!! I adore you"
Haha. Likewise you nutter!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What the!!??
Have fun
I do worry about you sometimes
Nora!!! I adore you
Haha. Likewise you nutter! "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Nora has said she’ll do this again! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nora has said she’ll do this again!"
I see the standard of forum thread never improved while I’ve been away then! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A can of Lynx Africa"
She’s done that many a time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pringles tube |
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"And filming them pinging out.
What would you like to see?"
ginger |
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"And filming them pinging out.
What would you like to see?"
The sun
Like in the film Sunshine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ping pong balls, what else "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A false eye |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A false eye "
fish eye |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pringles tube "
Is it that big |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pringles tube
Is it that big "
Erm. No |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A false eye "
Beat me to it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A false eye
Beat me to it "
Hahaha |
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Why are there no video clips of this.
I have checked |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Screen wasn’t big enough sorry. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I want to know if all these thing are coming out quick burst one after the other or will you need to road between shots? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Reload  |
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"Screen wasn’t big enough sorry. "
Hmmm..maybe this needs to be seen in person  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Screen wasn’t big enough sorry.
Hmmm..maybe this needs to be seen in person "
That can be arranged |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to know if all these thing are coming out quick burst one after the other or will you need to road between shots? "
. I could make a fortune in Benidorm! |
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"Screen wasn’t big enough sorry.
Hmmm..maybe this needs to be seen in person
That can be arranged "
We could put our very own show  |
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A squeaky ball, but just before she pops it out i want to hear the tortuously slow release of a long squeak followed by an urgent "parp" as it goes winging across the lounge and sticks to the wall |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Screen wasn’t big enough sorry.
Hmmm..maybe this needs to be seen in person
That can be arranged
We could put our very own show "
We could! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A squeaky ball, but just before she pops it out i want to hear the tortuously slow release of a long squeak followed by an urgent "parp" as it goes winging across the lounge and sticks to the wall"
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"A squeaky ball, but just before she pops it out i want to hear the tortuously slow release of a long squeak followed by an urgent "parp" as it goes winging across the lounge and sticks to the wall"
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"Screen wasn’t big enough sorry.
Hmmm..maybe this needs to be seen in person
That can be arranged
We could put our very own show
We could! "
We so should |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to know if all these thing are coming out quick burst one after the other or will you need to road between shots?
. I could make a fortune in Benidorm!"
Haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can of fosters or maybe thatchers gold |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to know if all these thing are coming out quick burst one after the other or will you need to road between shots?
. I could make a fortune in Benidorm!
Haha "
Nora's Nerf Gun |
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Would like to see eggs been awhile since I’ve seen one ???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A sharpie |
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I hate it when people 'defibrillate' ancient threads. |
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wtf. Who was that? I don’t even remember this thread! |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
" wtf. Who was that? I don’t even remember this thread!"
I reckon it was inevitable who posted |
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" wtf. Who was that? I don’t even remember this thread!"
I just came to see what you were putting in
Mrs |
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" wtf. Who was that? I don’t even remember this thread!
I reckon it was inevitable who posted "
Haha yep! Must have been years and years ago as looked like I commented but it’s unlos! |
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" wtf. Who was that? I don’t even remember this thread!
I reckon it was inevitable who posted "
Actually him or Rex |
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"I hate it when people 'defibrillate' ancient threads. "
If you notice anyone doing that, let me know.
I am not fond of it either |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Actually it could have been you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Actually it could have been you!"
Not this time it wasn’t |
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"I hate it when people 'defibrillate' ancient threads.
If you notice anyone doing that, let me know.
I am not fond of it either "
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I will, Grånny. For you, anything. |
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I’d be more surprised if she pulled it out |
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"Necromancy going on here!"
I’m scared to google what that means |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Parsnips? |
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I just read the whole thread it’s actually quite funny |
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"I’d be more surprised if she pulled it out "
You can be quiet lol |
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"Necromancy going on here!
I’m scared to google what that means "
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It's a little like Neromancy but less emphasis on the romance. |
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If it were 'sticky Vicky', it would be like a Russian Doll. |
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"If it were 'sticky Vicky', it would be like a Russian Doll. "
Can’t stand Russian dolls they’re so full of themselves |
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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago
Ho Chi Minge City |
Is that where all the cucumbers have gone? |
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Is she not finished yet? It must be like Mary Poppins's bag in there. Is someone going to reach in and pull out a ladder? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is she not finished yet? It must be like Mary Poppins's bag in there. Is someone going to reach in and pull out a ladder?"
I'll hold your ankles if you wanna go take a look? |
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"Is she not finished yet? It must be like Mary Poppins's bag in there. Is someone going to reach in and pull out a ladder?
I'll hold your ankles if you wanna go take a look?"
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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago
kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent |
Tell her to behave,it is holy sunday after all |
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"Is she not finished yet? It must be like Mary Poppins's bag in there. Is someone going to reach in and pull out a ladder?
I'll hold your ankles if you wanna go take a look?"
Hold on, I'll just strap on my head torch |
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"Is she not finished yet? It must be like Mary Poppins's bag in there. Is someone going to reach in and pull out a ladder?
I'll hold your ankles if you wanna go take a look?
Hold on, I'll just strap on my head torch "
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Shout out her name and you may even hear an echo...after a 20 seconds. |
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. It’s a good job I’m thick skinned you bunch of meanies |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
". It’s a good job I’m thick you bunch of meanies "
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". It’s a good job I’m thick you bunch of meanies
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Haha. Chief meanie! |
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". It’s a good job I’m thick skinned for this bunch of coconuts to force in "
So you are ‘shy’ after all! |
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". It’s a good job I’m thick skinned for this bunch of coconuts to force in
So you are ‘shy’ after all!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me, if I fit."
where you been? Aint seen you about! Fella
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"Nora is a bad bad lady  "
Nora is going to love this thread being revived! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nora is a bad bad lady "
Not that bad, I’m still yet to see her foof |
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"Nora is a bad bad lady
Nora is going to love this thread being revived! "
I’m so dead |
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"Nora is a bad bad lady
Not that bad, I’m still yet to see her foof "
You need to send her a message asking her to get her rat out |
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Have seen this done with grapes, good way to get one of your five a day in fruit and veg. Also, seen it done with snooker balls, mesmerizing.
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As its almost Christmas, I'd like to see the 7 dwarfs shot from Noras fanny cannon |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Nora is a bad bad lady
Not that bad, I’m still yet to see her foof
You need to send her a message asking her to get her rat out"
I tried! She didn't. |
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"Nora is a bad bad lady
Not that bad, I’m still yet to see her foof
You need to send her a message asking her to get her rat out
I tried! She didn't. "
I’ve seen it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate it when people 'defibrillate' ancient threads. "
Me too |
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I know she's on holiday. I'm assuming she's in Benidorm |
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"I know she's on holiday. I'm assuming she's in Benidorm "
She is not a landlady, is she? I thought they usually go over in January |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have seen this done with grapes, good way to get one of your five a day in fruit and veg. Also, seen it done with snooker balls, mesmerizing.
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I've seen it done with ping ping balls, probably grapes are much trickier being so tiny? |
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Did Nora ever film any of these in the end? |
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Omg . Who brought this back from the dead! |
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"Have seen this done with grapes, good way to get one of your five a day in fruit and veg. Also, seen it done with snooker balls, mesmerizing.
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Surely that should be fruit and vag. |
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By *mf123Man
over a year ago
with one foot out the door |
Noras rat is mad tallented |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Omg . Who brought this back from the dead!"
I could grass them up but my typing lips are sealed. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
The idea behind resurrecting this is to close it at 175 posts - so come on happy loungers... |
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"Omg . Who brought this back from the dead!
I could grass them up but my typing lips are sealed. "
Shoulda known who it was! She’s dead meat |
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By *mf123Man
over a year ago
with one foot out the door |
"The idea behind resurrecting this is to close it at 175 posts - so come on happy loungers..."
thereshould be a part 2
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Omg . Who brought this back from the dead!
I could grass them up but my typing lips are sealed.
Shoulda known who it was! She’s dead meat "
Even she has a puppet master behind her skullduggery |
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"The idea behind resurrecting this is to close it at 175 posts - so come on happy loungers...thereshould be a part 2"
. There really shouldn’t. Must have been you who did this originally! |
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"The idea behind resurrecting this is to close it at 175 posts - so come on happy loungers...thereshould be a part 2"
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