Just done a sneeze

By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man over a year ago

salisbury

Just sayin' like.

By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

Nice knowing you. Best stock up on toilet paper... for some reason...

By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man over a year ago

salisbury

"Nice knowing you. Best stock up on toilet paper... for some reason..."

I bought 5000 rolls, burnt 4000 just to put the value of the remaining rolls up..

you cannot lose!

By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

*Dons Tupperware box over head*

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you piss yourself at the same time? If you did, you're most definitely a woman.

By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Just sayin' like.

Dives for cover and sprays the phone with bleach....

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Just sayin' like.

Pfffffffft! Pffffffffft !

(sound of antiseptic spray )

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Just sayin' like.

Dives for cover and sprays the phone with bleach...."

Pfffffft ! Pffffffft !

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"*Dons Tupperware box over head*

Pfffffft ! Pffffffft !