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"When we all run out of toilet paper what will you use instead? "
Apparently they're recalling all the toilet rolls for fear of then carrying the corona virus
The government advice is to use deep heat on your anus to ward off virus's   |
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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago
near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in |
"I was going to say The Sun Newspaper lol, awful paper, that's the nearest thing to toilet roll X
The sun
The sun on Sunday  "
To right , but then if we buy it we're giving them money ! Catch 22 situation |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What they used before toilet paper. big leaf's or a sponge on a stick.or old cut up clothing and boiled wash later. "
Yeh the Romans used sponges on a stick... But apparently they were communal.  |
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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago
most fundamental aspects |
"Been said already. Mostly the Sun and The Daily Fail
Interesting that right wingers never talk about using the guardian/mirror etc..."
They’re the “silent majority” we keep hearing about |
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"Been said already. Mostly the Sun and The Daily Fail
Interesting that right wingers never talk about using the guardian/mirror etc..."
Too many facts not enough shouty ranting for them to comprehend |
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By *ewnameCouple
over a year ago
Glasgow |
A bare and a fox sitting in the woods having a poo, the bare said to the fox " do you have any problem with poo sticking to your fur " the fox said "No" so the bare wiped it's but with the fox lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Plenty of dock leafs growing wild in the garden , I’m not one to jump on the bandwagon .
Bargain at £10.00 each
You beat me to it"
And I beat the two of you lol |
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By *ewnameCouple
over a year ago
Glasgow |
soap and water, when I was at collage 30+ years ago my lecturer said if you were out playing and fell on a poo would you be happy just cleaning it with some tissue lol you smelly ass folk lol |
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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago
most fundamental aspects |
"Tesco in Scotland full of loo roll costco too
I thought everyone just used their sporrans in Scotland anyway  "
It’s not the sporran people need to worry about.
I know someone that worked in a kilt hire shop. Kilts are wool so don’t get washed between hires. So combine alcohol and no pants on on a night out and you can imagine what they get back. They used to scrape it off with a knife before putting the kilt back on the hire rack |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not reading all of the suggestions but if someone hasn't mentioned the three shell system from Demolition Man I'll be sorely disappointed..."
5 posts above yours fella! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been said already. Mostly the Sun and The Daily Fail
Interesting that right wingers never talk about using the guardian/mirror etc...
Too many facts not enough shouty ranting for them to comprehend"
Plus who wants to wipe their bum with actuall recycled toilet paper
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