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Your last toilet roll ........
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't I keep it 
Bit selfish"
I think we need more context? Why am I giving it away, is it a national emergency?
Is diarrhoea involves? I don't give away my loo roll to just anyone (well, I probably would, I'm a soft touch  ) |
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"Can't I keep it
Bit selfish
I think we need more context? Why am I giving it away, is it a national emergency?
Is diarrhoea involves? I don't give away my loo roll to just anyone (well, I probably would, I'm a soft touch )"
That's a nice name for a toilet roll ...... 'Soft Touch' ....
I might use it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't I keep it
Bit selfish
I think we need more context? Why am I giving it away, is it a national emergency?
Is diarrhoea involves? I don't give away my loo roll to just anyone (well, I probably would, I'm a soft touch )
That's a nice name for a toilet roll ...... 'Soft Touch' ....
I might use it."
I've already patented it - sorry |
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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago
near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in |
"Oh ..and according to gossip , people are stockpiling them. For no good reason."
Think one of the reason is self containment , but also I’ve heard the cardboard inners are a product made mainly in China and obviously many are shut down atm , how true this is I’m not sure  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
Be a while before I have to choose.
We get ours 120 at a time via groupon.
Last lot only came in a couple of weeks ago.
Might start sticking them on Ebay if the prices follow those of hand gel. 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't I keep it
Bit selfish
I think we need more context? Why am I giving it away, is it a national emergency?
Is diarrhoea involves? I don't give away my loo roll to just anyone (well, I probably would, I'm a soft touch )
That's a nice name for a toilet roll ...... 'Soft Touch' ....
I might use it."
Most of them feel like sandpaper rather than a soft touch. Not sure why marketing didnt go with that for a name  |
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"Oh ..and according to gossip , people are stockpiling them. For no good reason.
Think one of the reason is self containment , but also I’ve heard the cardboard inners are a product made mainly in China and obviously many are shut down atm , how true this is I’m not sure "
Self Contained toilet rolls..... ? The mind boggles |
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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago
near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in |
"Oh ..and according to gossip , people are stockpiling them. For no good reason.
Think one of the reason is self containment , but also I’ve heard the cardboard inners are a product made mainly in China and obviously many are shut down atm , how true this is I’m not sure
Self Contained toilet rolls..... ? The mind boggles"
when they have to self isolate sorry lol |
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"Fortunately we buy in bulk from a wholesaler anyway and we still have several in the cupboard. I'm sure you wanted to know that. "
Yes. Thank you. I've written in down in BIG. I know where to come now. ( not on the matress ) |
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"Slightly off thread and apologies OP - but why do women use so much fucking toilet roll?
Why am I thinking of the TV advert - just Juan sheet?
Steven Fry once said “one to wipe, one to polish”."
Now you'll be sorry you asked but this is MY theory.
If you've ever seen a vag area and know where the uretha is ..... you'll realise that women have to wipe ( back to front ) after a pee.
They don't want wet hands so they use more than one sheet.
Men just shake no go.....
If women have a poo they clean their bum until it's poo free.
Men leave it to smear and crust on their boxers.
Thank me later for this free information |
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"Slightly off thread and apologies OP - but why do women use so much fucking toilet roll?
Why am I thinking of the TV advert - just Juan sheet?
Steven Fry once said “one to wipe, one to polish”.
Now you'll be sorry you asked but this is MY theory.
If you've ever seen a vag area and know where the uretha is ..... you'll realise that women have to wipe ( back to front ) after a pee.
They don't want wet hands so they use more than one sheet.
Men just shake no go.....
If women have a poo they clean their bum until it's poo free.
Men leave it to smear and crust on their boxers.
Thank me later for this free information"
Every day a school day. Vag area? |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
Forum Mod O o O oo |
"Oh ..and according to gossip , people are stockpiling them. For no good reason."
The woman coming out of Asda todaywith a trolley full won't be using her last toilet roll until at least March 2021 |
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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago
In my happy place |
"Slightly off thread and apologies OP - but why do women use so much fucking toilet roll?
Why am I thinking of the TV advert - just Juan sheet?
Steven Fry once said “one to wipe, one to polish”.
Now you'll be sorry you asked but this is MY theory.
If you've ever seen a vag area and know where the uretha is ..... you'll realise that women have to wipe ( back to front ) after a pee.
They don't want wet hands so they use more than one sheet.
Men just shake no go.....
If women have a poo they clean their bum until it's poo free.
Men leave it to smear and crust on their boxers.
Thank me later for this free information
Every day a school day. Vag area? "
Do not wipe back to front... No. |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"Slightly off thread and apologies OP - but why do women use so much fucking toilet roll?
Why am I thinking of the TV advert - just Juan sheet?
Steven Fry once said “one to wipe, one to polish”.
Now you'll be sorry you asked but this is MY theory.
If you've ever seen a vag area and know where the uretha is ..... you'll realise that women have to wipe ( back to front ) after a pee.
They don't want wet hands so they use more than one sheet.
Men just shake no go.....
If women have a poo they clean their bum until it's poo free.
Men leave it to smear and crust on their boxers.
Thank me later for this free information"
Oh granny, where is that sick emoji when I need it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Slightly off thread and apologies OP - but why do women use so much fucking toilet roll?
Why am I thinking of the TV advert - just Juan sheet?
Steven Fry once said “one to wipe, one to polish”.
Now you'll be sorry you asked but this is MY theory.
If you've ever seen a vag area and know where the uretha is ..... you'll realise that women have to wipe ( back to front ) after a pee.
They don't want wet hands so they use more than one sheet.
Men just shake no go.....
If women have a poo they clean their bum until it's poo free.
Men leave it to smear and crust on their boxers.
Thank me later for this free information
Oh granny, where is that sick emoji when I need it"
Here 
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"Slightly off thread and apologies OP - but why do women use so much fucking toilet roll?
Why am I thinking of the TV advert - just Juan sheet?
Steven Fry once said “one to wipe, one to polish”.
Now you'll be sorry you asked but this is MY theory.
If you've ever seen a vag area and know where the uretha is ..... you'll realise that women have to wipe ( back to front ) after a pee.
They don't want wet hands so they use more than one sheet.
Men just shake no go.....
If women have a poo they clean their bum until it's poo free.
Men leave it to smear and crust on their boxers.
Thank me later for this free information
Every day a school day. Vag area?
Do not wipe back to front... No. "
No wonder i'm the queen of cystitis.. !!
Front to back ladies .... front to back !!!! and breathe......... |
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Give the roll away to anyone 
