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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Last thread was fairly successful and fun. So let's try again... I have a couple of hours to kill!

Ask me anything Auntie Jennie knows all!

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

Why do people in big off road vehicles drive over speed bumps like their vehicle is made of glass? Answer me that and make my school runs more enjoyable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why oh why do I find pigheaded dickheads attractive? How do I stop this?

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By *ildatheart6969Couple over a year ago

Cheltenham

Why is a chilli called a chilli when it's hot?

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By *uzzy NavelWoman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

When will it stop raining?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why do people in big off road vehicles drive over speed bumps like their vehicle is made of glass? Answer me that and make my school runs more enjoyable

D."

Because they are paying for the things on hire purchase putting themselves in debt up to the eyeballs just so they can look affluent. They cant afford to repair them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why oh why do I find pigheaded dickheads attractive? How do I stop this?

It's because opposites attract. Simplest x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why is a chilli called a chilli when it's hot?"

Irony

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When will it stop raining?

After 40 days and 40 nights. Better start building a really big boat. And stock up on animals. 2 of each should be sufficient.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How much wanking is too much

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How much wanking is too much"

I would stop when blisters start forming!

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Why do people in big off road vehicles drive over speed bumps like their vehicle is made of glass? Answer me that and make my school runs more enjoyable

Because they are paying for the things on hire purchase putting themselves in debt up to the eyeballs just so they can look affluent. They cant afford to repair them."

That will do me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How much wanking is too much

I would stop when blisters start forming!"

Cool stroke on i guess

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Last thread was fairly successful and fun. So let's try again... I have a couple of hours to kill!

Ask me anything Auntie Jennie knows all!"
as anyone asked what’s behind the t.v remote yet ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How much wanking is too much

I would stop when blisters start forming!

Cool stroke on i guess"

Fill your boots.

Well not literally obvs

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

As cocks go, is my penis a handsome one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Last thread was fairly successful and fun. So let's try again... I have a couple of hours to kill!

Ask me anything Auntie Jennie knows all! as anyone asked what’s behind the t.v remote yet ? "

They haven't

It is a tiny unicorn with rainbow hooves

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"As cocks go, is my penis a handsome one.

The vegan version is quite appealing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am I one of the biggest tosspots on here???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How much wanking is too much

I would stop when blisters start forming!

Cool stroke on i guess

Fill your boots.

Well not literally obvs

Maybe yours instead?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Am I one of the biggest tosspots on here???"

I dont believe so. Although the effort you are putting in is admirable!

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By *aseMan over a year ago

Gourock

You swallow

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How much wanking is too much

I would stop when blisters start forming!

Cool stroke on i guess

Fill your boots.

Well not literally obvs

Maybe yours instead?"

That would be a good shot from Sheffield!

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By *uzzy NavelWoman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Why do men alway want to know the state of my health?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You swallow "

African or European?

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By *i fem huntersCouple over a year ago

london

Is it best to spit or swallow??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How much wanking is too much

I would stop when blisters start forming!

Cool stroke on i guess

Fill your boots.

Well not literally obvs

Maybe yours instead?

That would be a good shot from Sheffield!"

Cover your eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why do men alway want to know the state of my health?

Because all men are caring individuals.

Oh by the way. How are u babe? What u up 2?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am I one of the biggest tosspots on here???

I dont believe so. Although the effort you are putting in is admirable!

Aww thanks for that is there anything I can do perhaps to really achieve full tosspot status?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is it best to spit or swallow??"

Depends on the a availability of a spitoon

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By *iHung50Man over a year ago

Near You

When will I be famous

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How much wanking is too much

I would stop when blisters start forming!

Cool stroke on i guess

Fill your boots.

Well not literally obvs

Maybe yours instead?

That would be a good shot from Sheffield!

Cover your eyes"

Incoming!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why do people always assume subs are into being degraded and having the crap beaten out of them? It’s not all about BDSM (obviously for some it is)

Viv xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When will I be famous"

I cant answer, I cant answer that.

(If you were born after 1980 that answer will make no sense!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why don’t women ever say hello to me first on fab lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why are oranges round .

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Am I one of the biggest tosspots on here???

I dont believe so. Although the effort you are putting in is admirable!

Aww thanks for that is there anything I can do perhaps to really achieve full tosspot status?"

A true hotspot will never consider himself to be one.

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By *iHung50Man over a year ago

Near You

"When will I be famous

I cant answer, I cant answer that.

(If you were born after 1980 that answer will make no sense!)"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dear Auntie Jennie, why are some fabster's profiles so very shouty? PDxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why do people always assume subs are into being degraded and having the crap beaten out of them? It’s not all about BDSM (obviously for some it is)

Viv xx"

Because very few people fully understand the D/s dynamic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dear Auntie Jennie, why are some fabster's profiles so very shouty? PDxx "

JUST BECAUSE!!

DEAL WITH IT !

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By *iHung50Man over a year ago

Near You

Is my mother proud of me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why don’t women ever say hello to me first on fab lol "

Maybe they are intimidated by your apparent perfection?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why do people always assume subs are into being degraded and having the crap beaten out of them? It’s not all about BDSM (obviously for some it is)

Viv xx

Because very few people fully understand the D/s dynamic."

It’s true, you really are an oracle of knowledge Miss Jennie xx

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Why do I always go for bad boys?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why are oranges round . "

Because they have to be the same shape as a chocolate orange or it just wouldnt make sense

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How much wanking is too much

I would stop when blisters start forming!

Cool stroke on i guess

Fill your boots.

Well not literally obvs

Maybe yours instead?

That would be a good shot from Sheffield!

Cover your eyes

Incoming!! "

I missed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Currently hanging 20kg off the end of my penis. How long until im 12 iches long?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is my mother proud of me"

Of course darling.

Now go tidy your bedroom, theres a good boy x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Last thread was fairly successful and fun. So let's try again... I have a couple of hours to kill!

Ask me anything Auntie Jennie knows all!"
why did the chicken cross the road

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How much wanking is too much

I would stop when blisters start forming!

Cool stroke on i guess

Fill your boots.

Well not literally obvs

Maybe yours instead?

That would be a good shot from Sheffield!

Cover your eyes

Incoming!!

I missed"

I ducked

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Last thread was fairly successful and fun. So let's try again... I have a couple of hours to kill!

Ask me anything Auntie Jennie knows all!why did the chicken cross the road

Because it was stapled to the lollipop lady

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Last thread was fairly successful and fun. So let's try again... I have a couple of hours to kill!

Ask me anything Auntie Jennie knows all!why did the chicken cross the road

Because it was stapled to the lollipop lady"
no he was scared

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Currently hanging 20kg off the end of my penis. How long until im 12 iches long?"

At an average rate of half an inch per hour,I would say 21 hours

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS over a year ago

London

If my stilettos got trapped on the stairs, how do I fall gracefully?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why do I always go for bad boys? "

Because your sense of eternal optimism leads you to believe you can change them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is every hole a goal?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am I one of the biggest tosspots on here???

I dont believe so. Although the effort you are putting in is admirable!

Aww thanks for that is there anything I can do perhaps to really achieve full tosspot status?

A true hotspot will never consider himself to be one."

Yea but I like slug racing I’ve even got my own track set up in the garden complete with stands and a clubhouse

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS over a year ago

London

"Why do I always go for bad boys?

Because your sense of eternal optimism leads you to believe you can change them"

Ooo...i like this one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If my stilettos got trapped on the stairs, how do I fall gracefully?"

Say the word "Gasp" out loud. Ensure there is a hot guy to land on and give a cute girly giggle as he catches you. Some eyelash fluttering helps too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is every hole a goal?"

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Am I one of the biggest tosspots on here???

I dont believe so. Although the effort you are putting in is admirable!

Aww thanks for that is there anything I can do perhaps to really achieve full tosspot status?

A true hotspot will never consider himself to be one.

Yea but I like slug racing I’ve even got my own track set up in the garden complete with stands and a clubhouse "

Hmmm ... getting close

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who put the bum in the bum-she-bum-she-bum?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who put the bum in the bum-she-bum-she-bum? "

Islamic State have claimed responsibility

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who put the bum in the bum-she-bum-she-bum?

Islamic State have claimed responsibility "

They apparently also put the lam in the lamadamadingdong

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

What’s Saturdays winning Lotto numbers please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What’s Saturdays winning Lotto numbers please?

They will all fall between 1 and 49.

There will be 6 of them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who put the bum in the bum-she-bum-she-bum?

Islamic State have claimed responsibility "

No we never

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who put the bum in the bum-she-bum-she-bum?

Islamic State have claimed responsibility

They apparently also put the lam in the lamadamadingdong"

Its official, I am now in love x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who put the bum in the bum-she-bum-she-bum?

Islamic State have claimed responsibility

They apparently also put the lam in the lamadamadingdong

Its official, I am now in love x"

Easily pleased xxx

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"Why do I always go for bad boys?

Because your sense of eternal optimism leads you to believe you can change them

Ooo...i like this one

I think she may be right.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why do I always go for bad boys?

Because your sense of eternal optimism leads you to believe you can change them

Ooo...i like this one

I think she may be right....."

Auntie Jennie knows everything

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jennie, why does it always rain on me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jennie, why does it always rain on me?"

Because you lied when you were seventeen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jennie, why does it always rain on me?

Because you lied when you were seventeen"

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Why?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why? "

Coz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why? "

Why why?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Last thread was fairly successful and fun. So let's try again... I have a couple of hours to kill!

Ask me anything Auntie Jennie knows all!"

Hello Auntie Jennie. Here is one for you.

Fact or Fiction?: Living People Outnumber the Dead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why oh why do I find pigheaded dickheads attractive? How do I stop this?

It's because opposites attract. Simplest x"

Oh I really like you. Thank you for this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who put the bum in the bum-she-bum-she-bum?

Islamic State have claimed responsibility

They apparently also put the lam in the lamadamadingdong

Its official, I am now in love x

Easily pleased xxx"

Ok, but be gentle xxx

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Why?

Coz "

I knew it. Thanks Jennie, you’re the best.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who put the bum in the bum-she-bum-she-bum?

Islamic State have claimed responsibility

They apparently also put the lam in the lamadamadingdong

Its official, I am now in love x

Easily pleased xxx

Ok, but be gentle xxx"

To start with ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who put the bum in the bum-she-bum-she-bum?

Islamic State have claimed responsibility

They apparently also put the lam in the lamadamadingdong

Its official, I am now in love x

Easily pleased xxx

Ok, but be gentle xxx

To start with ..."

shiver, shiver, reduced to jelly, splat x x x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who put the bum in the bum-she-bum-she-bum?

Islamic State have claimed responsibility

They apparently also put the lam in the lamadamadingdong

Its official, I am now in love x

Easily pleased xxx

Ok, but be gentle xxx

To start with ...

shiver, shiver, reduced to jelly, splat x x x"
I think they may be the symptoms. Time to self isolate perhaps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

why are we having so much rain if we are in the process of global warming

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"why are we having so much rain if we are in the process of global warming

Well duh. It is cos the sky is sweating!

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

If all the world’s a circus, how come I only know the clowns.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why cant i stop thinking about a fresh gourmet burger today drooling gatsby

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If all the world’s a circus, how come I only know the clowns. "

Because blokes in lots of makeup are the best people to know

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why cant i stop thinking about a fresh gourmet burger today drooling gatsby"

Because sometimes we all need a bit of meat down our throat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who put the bum in the bum-she-bum-she-bum?

Islamic State have claimed responsibility

They apparently also put the lam in the lamadamadingdong

Its official, I am now in love x

Easily pleased xxx

Ok, but be gentle xxx

To start with ...

shiver, shiver, reduced to jelly, splat x x x I think they may be the symptoms. Time to self isolate perhaps"

I thought they were a cartoon family from the US? X x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who put the bum in the bum-she-bum-she-bum?

Islamic State have claimed responsibility

They apparently also put the lam in the lamadamadingdong

Its official, I am now in love x

Easily pleased xxx

Ok, but be gentle xxx

To start with ...

shiver, shiver, reduced to jelly, splat x x x I think they may be the symptoms. Time to self isolate perhaps

I thought they were a cartoon family from the US? X x"

Boom boom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why is the word abbreviation such a long word?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why is the word abbreviation such a long word?"

Because abrvtn looks silly

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Last thread was fairly successful and fun. So let's try again... I have a couple of hours to kill!

Ask me anything Auntie Jennie knows all!

Hello Auntie Jennie. Here is one for you.

Fact or Fiction?: Living People Outnumber the Dead"

True. There are as many people alive today as all previously alive humans put together.

Or false if you believe in reincarnation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Last thread was fairly successful and fun. So let's try again... I have a couple of hours to kill!

Ask me anything Auntie Jennie knows all!

Hello Auntie Jennie. Here is one for you.

Fact or Fiction?: Living People Outnumber the Dead

True. There are as many people alive today as all previously alive humans put together.

Or false if you believe in reincarnation "

Thanks Jennie

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Last thread was fairly successful and fun. So let's try again... I have a couple of hours to kill!

Ask me anything Auntie Jennie knows all!

Hello Auntie Jennie. Here is one for you.

Fact or Fiction?: Living People Outnumber the Dead

True. There are as many people alive today as all previously alive humans put together.

Or false if you believe in reincarnation

Thanks Jennie

Sorry it took so long to reply... I missed your question in the flurry. Even the all knowing are fallible!

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Dear Sister Jennie,

I was watching The Matrix earlier.

Is it real? If so, what sort of highly stylish coat and sunglasses should I choose to wear whilst fighting the dastardly Agents?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dear Sister Jennie,

I was watching The Matrix earlier.

Is it real? If so, what sort of highly stylish coat and sunglasses should I choose to wear whilst fighting the dastardly Agents? "

It is real.

A scuffed up flying jacket and mirrored aviators could work!

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Dear Sister Jennie,

I was watching The Matrix earlier.

Is it real? If so, what sort of highly stylish coat and sunglasses should I choose to wear whilst fighting the dastardly Agents?

It is real.

A scuffed up flying jacket and mirrored aviators could work!"

Sort of Neo meets Biggles meets Maverick from Top Gun?

Hell yes! I likes it - Agent Smith has better watch out! Thank you Sister Jennie

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dear Sister Jennie,

I was watching The Matrix earlier.

Is it real? If so, what sort of highly stylish coat and sunglasses should I choose to wear whilst fighting the dastardly Agents?

It is real.

A scuffed up flying jacket and mirrored aviators could work!

Sort of Neo meets Biggles meets Maverick from Top Gun?

Hell yes! I likes it - Agent Smith has better watch out! Thank you Sister Jennie

I am here to serve ...

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

How's ta tool?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How's ta tool?"

Still had no complaints!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"How's ta tool?

Still had no complaints!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How's ta tool?

Still had no complaints!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How do I know if he really loves me?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"How do I know if he really loves me?"

He doesn't he's a liar Whitney

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How do I know if he really loves me?"

It's in his kiss x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

are you jennie from the block

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"are you jennie from the block

I am Jennie from H block.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it true that woman who have a left boob bigger than the right one are more conservative and tend to like anal sex behind Aldi ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is it true that woman who have a left boob bigger than the right one are more conservative and tend to like anal sex behind Aldi ? "

Yes. Or Lidl x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tomorrows lotto numbers please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tomorrows lotto numbers please

There will be 6 numbers.

They will all fall between 1 and 49.

#YouAreWelcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"are you jennie from the block

I am Jennie from H block."
cell omg

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"are you jennie from the block

I am Jennie from H block.cell omg

Glad you got the reference x

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Which is best to use...

Binomial or Poisson?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"are you jennie from the block

I am Jennie from H block.cell omg

Glad you got the reference x"
i always get it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Which is best to use...

Binomial or Poisson?

Are we talking discrete events or continuous?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why when they named Scunthorpe did no one point it out and tell them " best not " ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When ariel became a human did she get her period right away?

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By *ercedes60Man over a year ago

waterford

Would it matter ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would it matter ? "

Just always wondered

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Would it matter ?

Just always wondered "

It took 26 days ... but then it hit with vengeance!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jennie, do you think Arsenal will make Champions League next year?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Last thread was fairly successful and fun. So let's try again... I have a couple of hours to kill!

Ask me anything Auntie Jennie knows all!"
are you really off TV?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jennie, do you think Arsenal will make Champions League next year? "

Unlikely

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Last thread was fairly successful and fun. So let's try again... I have a couple of hours to kill!

Ask me anything Auntie Jennie knows all! are you really off TV?

I am TV

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jennie, do you think Arsenal will make Champions League next year?

Unlikely"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Last thread was fairly successful and fun. So let's try again... I have a couple of hours to kill!

Ask me anything Auntie Jennie knows all! are you really off TV?

I am TV"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why when they named Scunthorpe did no one point it out and tell them " best not " ? "

They considered Sfannythorpe and Stwathorpe first. Never really got off the ground

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Watching death in paradise.. Who did it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Watching death in paradise.. Who did it? "

Who ever appeared in the first scene!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will i ever find happiness? Will the sandman sing me a song ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will i ever find happiness? Will the sandman sing me a song ? "
I'm so alone don't have anyone to call my own

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If the packaging say’s 1.30min for an 800w microwave how long for a 900w?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"are you jennie from the block

I am Jennie from H block."

Bea Smith

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If the packaging say’s 1.30min for an 800w microwave how long for a 900w? "

10 minutes.... just to be sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"are you jennie from the block

I am Jennie from H block.

Bea Smith"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Will i ever find happiness? Will the sandman sing me a song ? "

He'll bring you a dream.

The cutest that you've ever seen.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will JennieTV start a channel called JennieTV? X

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By *itonmyfacebookMan over a year ago

Burton on Trent

"Why do people in big off road vehicles drive over speed bumps like their vehicle is made of glass? Answer me that and make my school runs more enjoyable

D."

Why do 99% of people even have big 4x4s?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

why aren't you up to answer my question?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why do people in big off road vehicles drive over speed bumps like their vehicle is made of glass? Answer me that and make my school runs more enjoyable

Why do 99% of people even have big 4x4s? "

Just in case it snows. With a big 4x4 mummy can still get Tarquin and Ophelia to school.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"why aren't you up to answer my question?

You have seen my photos ..... beauty sleep is always a paramount concern.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"why aren't you up to answer my question?

You have seen my photos ..... beauty sleep is always a paramount concern."
lol is it working?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"why aren't you up to answer my question?

You have seen my photos ..... beauty sleep is always a paramount concern.lol is it working?

I am still very much in the containment phase!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"why aren't you up to answer my question?

You have seen my photos ..... beauty sleep is always a paramount concern.lol is it working?

I am still very much in the containment phase!

"
omg don't leave the house

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Will JennieTV start a channel called JennieTV? X"

I am far too shy for all that malarkey

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"why aren't you up to answer my question?

You have seen my photos ..... beauty sleep is always a paramount concern.lol is it working?

I am still very much in the containment phase!

omg don't leave the house

I have to .... still need to panic buy lube and twiglets!

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By *ottielayWoman over a year ago

by the bay

Jennie should I get my fringe trimmed today or let it grow out?

It’s at an awkward stage

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jennie should I get my fringe trimmed today or let it grow out?

It’s at an awkward stage "

Shave it all off and buy a wig.

Works for me! X

Oh you said fringe ... I read it as minge.

In that case same answer applies xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your favourite rice pudding topping x

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By *ottielayWoman over a year ago

by the bay

"Jennie should I get my fringe trimmed today or let it grow out?

It’s at an awkward stage

Shave it all off and buy a wig.

Works for me! X

Oh you said fringe ... I read it as minge.

In that case same answer applies xx"

Thank you Jennie

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Your favourite rice pudding topping x

Strawberry jam.

Obvs x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Your favourite rice pudding topping x

Strawberry jam.

Obvs x"

And trust me ... I know a thing or two about topping

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jennie should I get my fringe trimmed today or let it grow out?

It’s at an awkward stage

Shave it all off and buy a wig.

Works for me! X

Oh you said fringe ... I read it as minge.

In that case same answer applies xx"

**spits coffee out**

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will i ever find happiness? Will the sandman sing me a song ?

He'll bring you a dream.

The cutest that you've ever seen."

I think I'm more into nightmares

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jennie should I get my fringe trimmed today or let it grow out?

It’s at an awkward stage

Shave it all off and buy a wig.

Works for me! X

Oh you said fringe ... I read it as minge.

In that case same answer applies xx

**spits coffee out**"

** passes tissue **

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What your long number , expiry and the 3 digits on the card

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Will i ever find happiness? Will the sandman sing me a song ?

He'll bring you a dream.

The cutest that you've ever seen.

I think I'm more into nightmares

In that case ...

Off to never never land.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you think my boobs will ever stop growing while I'm alive

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Why are the most stunningly beautiful people usually mediocre between the sheets ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you think my boobs will ever stop growing while I'm alive

No.

I hear they now have their own postcode?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why are the most stunningly beautiful people usually mediocre between the sheets ? "

Because ugly ones appreciate it more so put the effort in. That the case with me at least

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you think my boobs will ever stop growing while I'm alive

No.

I hear they now have their own postcode?"
yeah in another country at that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you think my boobs will ever stop growing while I'm alive

No.

I hear they now have their own postcode? yeah in another country at that

Do they have a passport?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you think my boobs will ever stop growing while I'm alive

No.

I hear they now have their own postcode? yeah in another country at that

Do they have a passport? "
No. They enter illegally

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you think my boobs will ever stop growing while I'm alive

No.

I hear they now have their own postcode? yeah in another country at that

Do they have a passport? No. They enter illegally

"
nipple recognition

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you think my boobs will ever stop growing while I'm alive

No.

I hear they now have their own postcode? yeah in another country at that

Do they have a passport? No. They enter illegally

Uh oh!

Time to build a wall!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What your long number , expiry and the 3 digits on the card ?

Dude .. you missed this question.

So much for all the question being answered

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you think my boobs will ever stop growing while I'm alive

No.

I hear they now have their own postcode? yeah in another country at that

Do they have a passport? No. They enter illegally

Uh oh!

Time to build a wall!"
they will just bust it down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you think my boobs will ever stop growing while I'm alive

No.

I hear they now have their own postcode? yeah in another country at that

Do they have a passport? No. They enter illegally

nipple recognition

Oh that is good

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What your long number , expiry and the 3 digits on the card ?

Dude .. you missed this question.

So much for all the question being answered

Soz bro.

Even the all knowing are fallible!

Long number is 9"

Expiry was ages ago

And the three digits are presently thumb, index and middle fingers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you think my boobs will ever stop growing while I'm alive

No.

I hear they now have their own postcode? yeah in another country at that

Do they have a passport? No. They enter illegally

"
nipple recognition

....... well eye recognition doesn't work does it lol i always go for that queue mind

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