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"Go on date ya! (Althoughi am a bit rusty on quantum theory)" *dare ... not date x | |||
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" but no DIY questions" Ah ok, was wondering whether to feather edge plaster board or not? | |||
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" but no DIY questions Ah ok, was wondering whether to feather edge plaster board or not?" Generally yes. Quickest way to get a decent finish. | |||
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" but no DIY questions Ah ok, was wondering whether to feather edge plaster board or not? Generally yes. Quickest way to get a decent finish." Marabou can be inactive but duck down or any other soft feathers will do | |||
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"To be or not to be?" Ah, now that is the question. | |||
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"What should I eat for lunch?" Me? | |||
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"What should I eat for lunch? Me?" I should be so lucky  | |||
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"What should I eat for lunch? Me? I should be so lucky "Failing that, something light and healthy (very much like me  ) | |||
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"How the hell do you attach false eyelashes????" It's a actually very easy. . . . So long as you dont mind sticking your eyelids together! | |||
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"What is the average air speed velocity of a laden swallow? (I have a bridge to cross) "African or European? | |||
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" And what are tonight's winning euromillions numbers? A" They are likely to fall between 1 and 50 | |||
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"How do you do a good smoky eye like your avatar? " Do it 1000 times. Cock it up 999 times. On the one occasion it goes ok, take the selfie! | |||
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"Will it ever be possible to travel back in time? If so why are future people not spotted travelling back to now?" They're worried about the corona virus. 
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"Will it ever be possible to travel back in time? If so why are future people not spotted travelling back to now?" Ah that's because the Time Travel Regulations of 2125 will outlaw any interference direct or indirect by time travellers. The risk of a fundamental space time feedback loop is too great otherwise. | |||
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"Will it ever be possible to travel back in time? If so why are future people not spotted travelling back to now? Ah that's because the Time Travel Regulations of 2125 will outlaw any interference direct or indirect by time travellers. The risk of a fundamental space time feedback loop is too great otherwise." Thanks, I've been losing sleep over this for ages, glad there is a simple answer. | |||
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"Now that I have my lunch sorted, How do I die? Also when?" It will be due to cessation of blood flow to the brain. Some time between now and March 5th 2120 | |||
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"How do I get rid ov this lunchtime horn "Buy a meat deli sub from tescos and go to town on it lol | |||
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"How do I get rid ov this lunchtime horn "Get Old Doris from accounts to show you her growler! | |||
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"Now that I have my lunch sorted, How do I die? Also when?" You live in London so wouldn't take long with all the knife crime from petty fools so id say may on a satuday lol  | |||
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"Will it ever be possible to travel back in time? If so why are future people not spotted travelling back to now? Ah that's because the Time Travel Regulations of 2125 will outlaw any interference direct or indirect by time travellers. The risk of a fundamental space time feedback loop is too great otherwise." There are precedents, I quote Gary Seven , Star Trek TOS 1966. | |||
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"Now that I have my lunch sorted, How do I die? Also when? You live in London so wouldn't take long with all the knife crime from petty fools so id say may on a satuday lol "Not in Harrow dahling. Really, the very idea! | |||
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"Will it ever be possible to travel back in time? If so why are future people not spotted travelling back to now?" A mix of digital camouflage and also the "V chip" which if you see your future self and turn around or blink you forget them its basic timey whimey law thought everyone knew that | |||
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"Will it ever be possible to travel back in time? If so why are future people not spotted travelling back to now? Ah that's because the Time Travel Regulations of 2125 will outlaw any interference direct or indirect by time travellers. The risk of a fundamental space time feedback loop is too great otherwise. There are precedents, I quote Gary Seven , Star Trek TOS 1966. " Sssshhhh.... I am sensing a small tear in the fabric of reality just from you mentioning it! | |||
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"What is the meaning of life?" 42 | |||
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"Do washing machines really eat socks and stockings? I have so many lonely ones it’s getting silly..." No. The goblins take them when you are not looking. They also empty the small change from your pockets overnight and shove it all down the back of the sofa. | |||
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"Should I shave all my pines off or just keep them short " All off. A well trimmed landing strip may also be acceptable | |||
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"What is the meaning of life?" It's predestined that time lords can divulge that information no matter what you tempt me with......ok ok ill tell you in the universal time law life and the meaning of it has no bounds your given a book and fill it with good memories if you lost your book I've your book on file lol | |||
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"How do you find a “regular” and “local” fwb on here? "They all meet at the end of the rainbow every Thursday lunchtime | |||
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"Should I shave all my pines off or just keep them short All off. A well trimmed landing strip may also be acceptable " At least you knew I meant pubes not pines | |||
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"Do washing machines really eat socks and stockings? I have so many lonely ones it’s getting silly..." No that's your neighbour ben he likes you but is shy so steals one for a wank sock | |||
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"Do washing machines really eat socks and stockings? I have so many lonely ones it’s getting silly... No. The goblins take them when you are not looking. They also empty the small change from your pockets overnight and shove it all down the back of the sofa." How do I catch me a goblin then? | |||
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"What is the meaning of life? 42" Nice hitch hikers guide to the galaxy reference there | |||
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"Should I shave all my pines off or just keep them short All off. A well trimmed landing strip may also be acceptable At least you knew I meant pubes not pines " Oh I thought you were referring to woodland management! | |||
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"Do washing machines really eat socks and stockings? I have so many lonely ones it’s getting silly... No. The goblins take them when you are not looking. They also empty the small change from your pockets overnight and shove it all down the back of the sofa. How do I catch me a goblin then?" Set a trap. Bait it with a nice sock. | |||
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"How do I get more fans on my profile picture to get top of the hotlist " That's easy, be female | |||
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"What is the meaning of life? 42 Nice hitch hikers guide to the galaxy reference there" Auntie Jennie has all the answers | |||
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"Should I shave all my pines off or just keep them short All off. A well trimmed landing strip may also be acceptable At least you knew I meant pubes not pines Oh I thought you were referring to woodland management!" Do hope he has a permit to use the blunt butter knife to deforrest himself lol | |||
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"How do I get more fans on my profile picture to get top of the hotlist That's easy, be female "That's something this hairy nan beast just cant and wont do lol | |||
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"How do I get more fans on my profile picture to get top of the hotlist " Offer to shag a random vote. That seems to be the best method. Or put up a post asking for some | |||
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"What is the meaning of life? 42 Nice hitch hikers guide to the galaxy reference there Auntie Jennie has all the answers " But what was the question? | |||
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"What is the meaning of life? 42 Nice hitch hikers guide to the galaxy reference there Auntie Jennie has all the answers But what was the question?" Dunno. But I got the answer. | |||
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"How do I get more fans on my profile picture to get top of the hotlist Offer to shag a random vote. That seems to be the best method. Or put up a post asking for some "Hold on, do people actually do that?? | |||
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"How do I get more fans on my profile picture to get top of the hotlist Offer to shag a random vote. That seems to be the best method. Or put up a post asking for some "You dont sound so confident on that one lol | |||
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"How do I get more fans on my profile picture to get top of the hotlist Offer to shag a random vote. That seems to be the best method. Or put up a post asking for some
Hold on, do people actually do that?? "As hard as it is to believe yes. . Now if you vote for all mine I promise to let you sit on my face. (Terms and conditions apply) | |||
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"How do I get more fans on my profile picture to get top of the hotlist Offer to shag a random vote. That seems to be the best method. Or put up a post asking for some
Hold on, do people actually do that?? "Have you not seen the pictures saying fab this picture to fuck me winner will be picked at random to fuck | |||
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"Given that god is Infinite And that the universe is also infinite Would you like some toast" Yes please. | |||
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"What is the meaning of life? 42 Nice hitch hikers guide to the galaxy reference there Auntie Jennie has all the answers But what was the question? Dunno. But I got the answer." Bizarrely, the question came out as what is 6 x 9? Which we know doesn't equal 42 ... although it does in base 13 Also interestingly ... Adam's used to be a computer programmer, and 42 is the ascii code for "*" ... which in computer speak means anything you want it to be (the wildcard)  | |||
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"What is gravity, and is its relative weakness evidence of spillover from a parallel universe?" It is best explained by imagining that space and time bend. The extent of the bend, and thus the strength of the gravitational field in any given space is dependent on the mass of the objects exerting the force. | |||
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"Given that god is Infinite And that the universe is also infinite Would you like some toast" Boys form the dwarfffff | |||
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"We all know a day is the time it takes the earth to spin once, and that day includes periods of light and sunshine (honest ... it doesn't always rain) The bible states that on the 4th day God created the sun ... if that didn't happen until the 4th day, how the fuck did 4 days pass?? " Ah due to a miss translation from the original gospels. 'Day' was used instead of 'period of time'. I imagine | |||
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"Favourite forumite?" Me. Obviously! | |||
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"Favourite forumite? Me. Obviously!" Ditto | |||
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"Given that god is Infinite And that the universe is also infinite Would you like some toast Boys form the dwarfffff "Hell yeah | |||
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"Its it still gay if you dont push back?" Yes. | |||
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"What is gravity, and is its relative weakness evidence of spillover from a parallel universe? It is best explained by imagining that space and time bend. The extent of the bend, and thus the strength of the gravitational field in any given space is dependent on the mass of the objects exerting the force." Oh sure.. and, by that same relativity, velocity will slow the passage of time. But that relates only to the effect gravity has on space-time... it doesn't answer my question about the actual cause or origin of gravity itself... | |||
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"What is gravity, and is its relative weakness evidence of spillover from a parallel universe? It is best explained by imagining that space and time bend. The extent of the bend, and thus the strength of the gravitational field in any given space is dependent on the mass of the objects exerting the force. Oh sure.. and, by that same relativity, velocity will slow the passage of time. But that relates only to the effect gravity has on space-time... it doesn't answer my question about the actual cause or origin of gravity itself..." Oh that's easy. The universe sucks | |||
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"Will it hurt..? "A little. But in a good way. | |||
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"Given that god is Infinite And that the universe is also infinite Would you like some toast Boys form the dwarfffff
Hell yeah "Bagsie lister lol you can be Arnold Judas Rimmer lol | |||
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"Brown or ketchup on a bacon sandwich " Ketchup.Always. Brown for sausages | |||
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"Red or gold?" Black | |||
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"Red or gold? Black" Wrong | |||
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"Brown or ketchup on a bacon sandwich Ketchup.Always. Brown for sausages" Pun intended? Lol | |||
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"Given that god is Infinite And that the universe is also infinite Would you like some toast Boys form the dwarfffff
Hell yeah
Bagsie lister lol you can be
Arnold Judas Rimmer lol"I'm that smooth I have to be the cat | |||
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"Red or gold? Black Wrong" Nope x | |||
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"Brown or ketchup on a bacon sandwich Ketchup.Always. Brown for sausages Pun intended? Lol "Never joke about sandwiches! | |||
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"How do I get more fans on my profile picture to get top of the hotlist Offer to shag a random vote. That seems to be the best method. Or put up a post asking for some
Hold on, do people actually do that??
Have you not seen the pictures saying fab this picture to fuck me winner will be picked at random to fuck"No. I’m personally stunned. | |||
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"Red or gold? Black Wrong Nope x" Red or gold? | |||
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"What is gravity, and is its relative weakness evidence of spillover from a parallel universe? It is best explained by imagining that space and time bend. The extent of the bend, and thus the strength of the gravitational field in any given space is dependent on the mass of the objects exerting the force. Oh sure.. and, by that same relativity, velocity will slow the passage of time. But that relates only to the effect gravity has on space-time... it doesn't answer my question about the actual cause or origin of gravity itself... Oh that's easy. The universe sucks " Aha, of course - which leads to my next question... Does Melania still do shithouse blow jobs? | |||
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"Red or gold? Black Wrong Nope x Red or gold?" Gold? | |||
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"Red or gold? Black Wrong Nope x Red or gold? Gold?" Xx | |||
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"What is gravity, and is its relative weakness evidence of spillover from a parallel universe? It is best explained by imagining that space and time bend. The extent of the bend, and thus the strength of the gravitational field in any given space is dependent on the mass of the objects exerting the force. Oh sure.. and, by that same relativity, velocity will slow the passage of time. But that relates only to the effect gravity has on space-time... it doesn't answer my question about the actual cause or origin of gravity itself... Oh that's easy. The universe sucks Aha, of course - which leads to my next question... Does Melania still do shithouse blow jobs?" Do bears shit in the woods? | |||
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"How do you do a good smoky eye like your avatar? Do it 1000 times. Cock it up 999 times. On the one occasion it goes ok, take the selfie!" That's hilarious | |||
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"You still havnt said jam or cream first on a scone" Black treacle on clotted cream With butter. Try it x | |||
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"How do you do a good smoky eye like your avatar? Do it 1000 times. Cock it up 999 times. On the one occasion it goes ok, take the selfie! That's hilarious "Hilarious but oh so true, it's the same for me too | |||
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"How do you do a good smoky eye like your avatar? Do it 1000 times. Cock it up 999 times. On the one occasion it goes ok, take the selfie! That's hilarious
Hilarious but oh so true, it's the same for me too "Sophie knows where it's at x | |||
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"You still havnt said jam or cream first on a scone Black treacle on clotted cream With butter. Try it x" Me and you are gonna fall out lol it goes scone strawberry jam then a big dollop of cornish clotted cream nothing else is right | |||
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"Offer to shag a random vote. That seems to be the best method. "Holy smoke you're a genius - genuine genuflections!.. there's an absolutely stonking forum game hiding in that idea..!!  | |||
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"What is the average air speed velocity of a laden swallow? (I have a bridge to cross)
African or European?"uh? what? I don't know that! | |||
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"Find an expression to find the positions of maximum probability density for a particle in a box given a value of n. Hint: sin(yp) = 0 if y is an integer." Lisa Lisa Lisa. We have had this conversation before. I am not doing your physics homework for you. You will learn nothing if I keep giving you the answers | |||
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"Offer to shag a random vote. That seems to be the best method.
Holy smoke you're a genius - genuine genuflections!.. there's an absolutely stonking forum game hiding in that idea..!! "Shall I copyright it? | |||
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"You still havnt said jam or cream first on a scone Black treacle on clotted cream With butter. Try it x Me and you are gonna fall out lol it goes scone strawberry jam then a big dollop of cornish clotted cream nothing else is right" In Corrrrrnwall maybe. I am in Hampshire... we are a bit more Avant Garde darling x | |||
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"You still havnt said jam or cream first on a scone Black treacle on clotted cream With butter. Try it x Me and you are gonna fall out lol it goes scone strawberry jam then a big dollop of cornish clotted cream nothing else is right In Corrrrrnwall maybe. I am in Hampshire... we are a bit more Avant Garde darling x" the cornish way is the only way lol | |||
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"You still havnt said jam or cream first on a scone Black treacle on clotted cream With butter. Try it x Me and you are gonna fall out lol it goes scone strawberry jam then a big dollop of cornish clotted cream nothing else is right In Corrrrrnwall maybe. I am in Hampshire... we are a bit more Avant Garde darling x the cornish way is the only way lol" Yarp! | |||
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"You still havnt said jam or cream first on a scone Black treacle on clotted cream With butter. Try it x Me and you are gonna fall out lol it goes scone strawberry jam then a big dollop of cornish clotted cream nothing else is right In Corrrrrnwall maybe. I am in Hampshire... we are a bit more Avant Garde darling x the cornish way is the only way lol Yarp!" That's Salford and that's the trolley boy | |||
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"Ikea Meatballs and gravy... Ketchup or no ketchup..." Traditionally no. There is, however a contemporary school of thought which states that ketchup is acceptable ... some would say desirable. . They are just deranged though. | |||
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"Ikea Meatballs and gravy... Ketchup or no ketchup... Traditionally no. There is, however a contemporary school of thought which states that ketchup is acceptable ... some would say desirable. . They are just deranged though." The same people would favour chips over mash too. Weirdos. | |||
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"Ikea Meatballs and gravy... Ketchup or no ketchup... Traditionally no. There is, however a contemporary school of thought which states that ketchup is acceptable ... some would say desirable. . They are just deranged though. The same people would favour chips over mash too. Weirdos." It's almost like you slapped both my cheeks with your kind words... | |||
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"Go on date ya! (Althoughi am a bit rusty on quantum theory) *dare ... not date x" Do you not know how to spell | |||
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"My mate bought me a pint the other night. Is he a communist? Should I grass on him to President McCarthy? What year is this by the way? "He is undoubtedly either a communist or a homosexual. Call the police immediately | |||
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"Go on date ya! (Althoughi am a bit rusty on quantum theory) *dare ... not date x Do you not know how to spell "No I dnot | |||
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"Ikea Meatballs and gravy... Ketchup or no ketchup... Traditionally no. There is, however a contemporary school of thought which states that ketchup is acceptable ... some would say desirable. . They are just deranged though. The same people would favour chips over mash too. Weirdos. It's almost like you slapped both my cheeks with your kind words..." Tough love x | |||
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"Ikea Meatballs and gravy... Ketchup or no ketchup... Traditionally no. There is, however a contemporary school of thought which states that ketchup is acceptable ... some would say desirable. . They are just deranged though. The same people would favour chips over mash too. Weirdos. It's almost like you slapped both my cheeks with your kind words... Tough love x"  | |||
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"Go on date ya! (Althoughi am a bit rusty on quantum theory) *dare ... not date x Do you not know how to spell
No I dnot"Me either bloody auto correct / predictive text seems to always change my words  hence all the deleted posts in threads lol xxx | |||
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"Go on date ya! (Althoughi am a bit rusty on quantum theory) *dare ... not date x Do you not know how to spell
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Me either bloody auto correct / predictive text seems to always change my words hence all the deleted posts in threads lol xxx "Same xx | |||
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"Who do I listen to, the devil or the angel on my shoulder?" Which choice sounds more fun? | |||
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"Who do I listen to, the devil or the angel on my shoulder?" Who ever seems to make most sense at the time! . . #Do it you know you want to
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"Find an expression to find the positions of maximum probability density for a particle in a box given a value of n. Hint: sin(yp) = 0 if y is an integer. Lisa Lisa Lisa. We have had this conversation before. I am not doing your physics homework for you. You will learn nothing if I keep giving you the answers" It's OK Jennie. I've worked it out. The answer is Penguin. | |||
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"Find an expression to find the positions of maximum probability density for a particle in a box given a value of n. Hint: sin(yp) = 0 if y is an integer. Lisa Lisa Lisa. We have had this conversation before. I am not doing your physics homework for you. You will learn nothing if I keep giving you the answers It's OK Jennie. I've worked it out. The answer is Penguin. " Just out of interest how many dimensions are we using in the calculation? It's easier with 1 but not especially realistic. | |||
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"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Swallow?" We had this one. African or European? Coconut or no? | |||
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"Find an expression to find the positions of maximum probability density for a particle in a box given a value of n. Hint: sin(yp) = 0 if y is an integer. Lisa Lisa Lisa. We have had this conversation before. I am not doing your physics homework for you. You will learn nothing if I keep giving you the answers It's OK Jennie. I've worked it out. The answer is Penguin. Just out of interest how many dimensions are we using in the calculation? It's easier with 1 but not especially realistic. " As you've quite rightly deduced 1 would provide a false positive negative answer. I used 42. | |||
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"Are you procrastinating or just bored? If the former, What is it you are avoiding doing? X " Hmmm good question. I might possibly be avoiding a blood test at the local drop in clinic. (Not that clinic!) | |||
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"I need to go pee, should I aim with my left or right hand? " In my dreams you need both | |||
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"I need to go pee, should I aim with my left or right hand? In my dreams you need both "In my dreams you are the one aiming it for me | |||
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"I need to go pee, should I aim with my left or right hand? In my dreams you need both
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"Given that God is infinite and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted teacake? " With butter? | |||
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"Favourite place to buy your underwear? " Jumble sale. If you choose carefully some hardly look pre worn at all! | |||
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"Would the world be a better place if kitkats had 5 fingers instead of 4...? " Yes. Absolutely | |||
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"I need to go pee, should I aim with my left or right hand? In my dreams you need both
In my dreams you are the one aiming it for me "At the ceiling? | |||
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"I need to go pee, should I aim with my left or right hand? In my dreams you need both
In my dreams you are the one aiming it for me
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"Your being taken for afternoon tea at Claridges, what would you wear?" A bib. Terribly messy eater! | |||
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"Favourite place to buy your underwear? " Sphock lol | |||
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"Your being taken for afternoon tea at Claridges, what would you wear? A bib. Terribly messy eater!"  well bang goes that idea for a date then | |||
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"Your being taken for afternoon tea at Claridges, what would you wear? A bib. Terribly messy eater! well bang goes that idea for a date then "A greasy spoon cafe ... I am more that kinda gal | |||
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"Go on date ya! (Althoughi am a bit rusty on quantum theory)" what causes high uric acid levels | |||
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"This is fun and made me giggle. Why is it so?" Because you are just a little bit special. Bless you. | |||
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"Go on date ya! (Althoughi am a bit rusty on quantum theory)what causes high uric acid levels "Too much Uric | |||
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"Your being taken for afternoon tea at Claridges, what would you wear? A bib. Terribly messy eater! well bang goes that idea for a date then
A greasy spoon cafe ... I am more that kinda gal"Fraid I'm terribly powsh | |||
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"What came first, the chicken or the egg "If we assume that evolution is a given then the answer is the egg. Evolution is a constant and gradual process thus the bird that laid the egg was very very nearly evolved into a chicken but not quite. The embryo in the egg will have evolved fractionally and so is now a fully evolved chicken. | |||
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"Tell me how to get into other people's dream please "Easy. Just hide a small speaker under the pillow of your chosen target. Make sure the speaker is whispering your name constantly throughout the night. Your target cannot fail to have dreamt of you overnight. Failing that tattoo your name on their forehead so every time they look in the mirror they are reminded of you. You will have to tattoo your name backwards or else they won't be able to read it in the mirror | |||
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"Your being taken for afternoon tea at Claridges, what would you wear? A bib. Terribly messy eater! well bang goes that idea for a date then
A greasy spoon cafe ... I am more that kinda gal
Fraid I'm terribly powsh "You live in one of the most beautiful places in the world. You don't need to go anywhere else x | |||
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"Is it selfish to always come first ?" From what I hear you never get the choice | |||
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"Go on date ya! (Althoughi am a bit rusty on quantum theory)what causes high uric acid levels "Diet and dehydration | |||
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"Go on date ya! (Althoughi am a bit rusty on quantum theory)what causes high uric acid levels
Diet and dehydration "Yes that too. Obviously | |||
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"Go on date ya! (Althoughi am a bit rusty on quantum theory)what causes high uric acid levels
Diet and dehydration
Yes that too. Obviously "Sorry, Didnt mean to jump in! | |||
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"Go on date ya! (Althoughi am a bit rusty on quantum theory)what causes high uric acid levels
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Yes that too. Obviously
Sorry, Didnt mean to jump in! "No apologies necessary. This is an inclusive and welcoming thread. All contributions are equally valid. I still think it's to do with too much urics though  | |||
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"Find an expression to find the positions of maximum probability density for a particle in a box given a value of n. Hint: sin(yp) = 0 if y is an integer. Lisa Lisa Lisa. We have had this conversation before. I am not doing your physics homework for you. You will learn nothing if I keep giving you the answers It's OK Jennie. I've worked it out. The answer is Penguin. Just out of interest how many dimensions are we using in the calculation? It's easier with 1 but not especially realistic. " You are both so hot to me right now | |||
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"Okay Jennie (lovely name btw - was the title of a wonderful book by Paul Gallico I read as a kid) - here's a proper tricky one for you... How do I stop being invisible to beautiful women?" Dip yourself in chocolate and talk about your feelings a lot they love that stuff | |||
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"Find an expression to find the positions of maximum probability density for a particle in a box given a value of n. Hint: sin(yp) = 0 if y is an integer. Lisa Lisa Lisa. We have had this conversation before. I am not doing your physics homework for you. You will learn nothing if I keep giving you the answers It's OK Jennie. I've worked it out. The answer is Penguin. Just out of interest how many dimensions are we using in the calculation? It's easier with 1 but not especially realistic. You are both so hot to me right now " | |||
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