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"He had me gushing like a broken fire hydrant just by shaking my hand. What this man doesn't know about sex is not worth knowing. A little bit disappointed he didn't want to drive down my marmite motorway but more than made up for it by smashing my pasty to bits. " Marmite Motorway! Jaysus, oh!  | |||
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Done miss out on this awesome guy ,
Ohhh one thing !!!! You’ll be a quivering mess when he leaves | |||
"Met DG, guy is an absolute prick. Avoid" Aren't these meant to be untrue? | |||
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"Met Cheeky, never again, absolute pain in the arse. She talks non stop and laughs at her own jokes. AVOID at all costs or meet at your own risk. Can’t wait to meet her again though.x"  | |||
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"Arranged to meet _ady lick in a hotel bar last night. While enjoying a double gin she handed me a check sheet and told me to bugger off when I admitted I couldn't tick the 'girth' box. I had to make do with a wank in my truck. " | |||
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"Met DG, guy is an absolute prick. Avoid Aren't these meant to be untrue?" How do you know it’s not, shagger? | |||
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"Met Cheeky, never again, absolute pain in the arse. She talks non stop and laughs at her own jokes. AVOID at all costs or meet at your own risk. Can’t wait to meet her again though.x" Finally somebody who’s self aware. | |||
"Met Cheeky, never again, absolute pain in the arse. She talks non stop and laughs at her own jokes. AVOID at all costs or meet at your own risk. Can’t wait to meet her again though.x" I’ll copy and paste this for any future reference and save me typing it out | |||
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"Captain is "Quite Good"" lol | |||
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"Met Ember yesterday. She's sarcastic and self deprecating. She talks too much and ate all the cake. All in all a bit of a dick." We could never meet up as I like cake and I am sarcastic ... it would be the perfect storm | |||
"Met Ember yesterday. She's sarcastic and self deprecating. She talks too much and ate all the cake. All in all a bit of a dick. We could never meet up as I like cake and I am sarcastic ... it would be the perfect storm "Buy a big cake! Or buy two! | |||
"Met Ember yesterday. She's sarcastic and self deprecating. She talks too much and ate all the cake. All in all a bit of a dick. We could never meet up as I like cake and I am sarcastic ... it would be the perfect storm
Buy a big cake! Or buy two!"You can never have too much cake! | |||
"Met Ember yesterday. She's sarcastic and self deprecating. She talks too much and ate all the cake. All in all a bit of a dick. We could never meet up as I like cake and I am sarcastic ... it would be the perfect storm
Buy a big cake! Or buy two!"Meet up... eat cake... go home .... sick on cake | |||
"Met Ember yesterday. She's sarcastic and self deprecating. She talks too much and ate all the cake. All in all a bit of a dick. We could never meet up as I like cake and I am sarcastic ... it would be the perfect storm
Buy a big cake! Or buy two!
Meet up... eat cake... go home .... sick on cake "Perfect date. Apart from the sick bit! | |||
"Met Ember yesterday. She's sarcastic and self deprecating. She talks too much and ate all the cake. All in all a bit of a dick. We could never meet up as I like cake and I am sarcastic ... it would be the perfect storm
Buy a big cake! Or buy two!
You can never have too much cake! "Agreed! | |||
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"Didnt meet Jennie last night. Spent week or so planning the meet and agreed to meet at her hotel room. I didnt turn up in the end. I imagine she was quite understanding about it, but if I am honest I dont really know because I blocked her. Oh she is what fab is all about ... treat her with respect and dont mess her around." | |||
"Didnt meet Jennie last night. Spent week or so planning the meet and agreed to meet at her hotel room. I didnt turn up in the end. I imagine she was quite understanding about it, but if I am honest I dont really know because I blocked her. Oh she is what fab is all about ... treat her with respect and dont mess her around." Do you suck like a Dyson however? | |||
"Didnt meet Jennie last night. Spent week or so planning the meet and agreed to meet at her hotel room. I didnt turn up in the end. I imagine she was quite understanding about it, but if I am honest I dont really know because I blocked her. Oh she is what fab is all about ... treat her with respect and dont mess her around. Do you suck like a Dyson however?" Clearly not. The fucker never turned up. | |||
"Didnt meet Jennie last night. Spent week or so planning the meet and agreed to meet at her hotel room. I didnt turn up in the end. I imagine she was quite understanding about it, but if I am honest I dont really know because I blocked her. Oh she is what fab is all about ... treat her with respect and dont mess her around." lol | |||
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"Better than a wank. Just." | |||
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"Met AE last right. Was shocked by her filthy mouth and prolific use of the c word. She let me anal her though so that was good Friendzoned " Is it ok for me to have a bit of a stiffy after reading that? | |||
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"met slut and hubby last night. hubby was sat in the corner rocking back & forth dribbling and muttering to himself about the itching and the rash round his balls. slut bent over for doggie, what can i say? her pussy (size of a wheelie bin) stank as bad as a landfill site. i tied a plank to my back so i didn,t fall in!. wiped my feet on the way out. the true meaning of the word FUGLY! avoid at all costs! " Made me giggle | |||
"Can verify that this gorgeous sexy chap is indeed a man. He even farts and snores in bed xxx "Oi! You're meant to write one for yourself, not use one you've already got that you're not displaying! | |||
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"Sparkle1974 avoid at all cost...should come with a warning label." Health warning would be “ to hot to handle “ | |||
"Sparkle1974 avoid at all cost...should come with a warning label. Health warning would be “ to hot to handle “ " | |||
"When I told Paul I had an itchy fanny he said he didn't know anything about Japaneze motor bikes. It was all downhill from then really. " Lmao | |||
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"Just wow - this guy has it in every way, extremely charming, holds a decent conversation & smells fantastic! The naughty glint in his eyes, beaming smile and cute dimples increases his “innocent” appeal, but my god he is anything but, from the moment we entered his hotel room until this morning he was an utter deviant - absolutely do not judge a book by its cover as this man has the skills to deliver over and over again. Hands off he’s mine.... "I thought you were a disappointment? | |||
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"Just wow - this guy has it in every way, extremely charming, holds a decent conversation & smells fantastic! The naughty glint in his eyes, beaming smile and cute dimples increases his “innocent” appeal, but my god he is anything but, from the moment we entered his hotel room until this morning he was an utter deviant - absolutely do not judge a book by its cover as this man has the skills to deliver over and over again. Hands off he’s mine....
I thought you were a disappointment?"Well I like having the surprise factor | |||
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So I've no need to bullshit and right my own! | |||
"Don't think I can. I'll be accused of being a fake "Fake | |||
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"Met with _otrock last night and as her profile says she is definitely trouble. I had TROUBLE finding her flat. I had TROUBLE getting her to answer the door. I had TROUBLE getting her to let me in. I had TROUBLE getting her to make me a coffee. I had TROUBLE getting her to let me see her bedroom. I had TROUBLE getting her to get naked. I had Trouble getting hard on. I had TROUBLE getting her to suck my cock. I HAD TROUBLE getting my cock in her pussy. I had TROUBLE cuming. I had TROUBLE getting dressed. I even had TROUBLE leaving, she wouldn't let me leave... All in all was definitely TROUBLE... "Having read that verification I have to admit to quite liking the idea of getting into trouble | |||
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"Just wow - this guy has it in every way, extremely charming, holds a decent conversation & smells fantastic! The naughty glint in his eyes, beaming smile and cute dimples increases his “innocent” appeal, but my god he is anything but, from the moment we entered his hotel room until this morning he was an utter deviant - absolutely do not judge a book by its cover as this man has the skills to deliver over and over again. Hands off he’s mine....
I thought you were a disappointment?
Well I like having the surprise factor "You're going to surprise me by being good or crap? | |||
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"When I told Paul I had an itchy fanny he said he didn't know anything about Japaneze motor bikes. It was all downhill from then really. " Cracker | |||
Got to blow your own trumpet haven’t you | |||
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"Avoid like the plague. Absolute fruitloop." A very pretty fruit loop though | |||
"Well what can I say about ThatYorkLad? We met after chatting for a while. He turned up looking hot in an Ainsley Harriott 'spicy' T-shirt and a wolf print fleece. I can only assume the fleece gives him his power as he insisted on wearing it in bed and what a 30 seconds it was, like a budget Jacob from Twilight. Treat this one with respect ladies, can't wait to get my hands on his hot and spicy meat again yeeeeeeah bwaiiii!" Wolf print fleece did you buy that in Blackpool? | |||
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"Just wow - this guy has it in every way, extremely charming, holds a decent conversation & smells fantastic! The naughty glint in his eyes, beaming smile and cute dimples increases his “innocent” appeal, but my god he is anything but, from the moment we entered his hotel room until this morning he was an utter deviant - absolutely do not judge a book by its cover as this man has the skills to deliver over and over again. Hands off he’s mine....
I thought you were a disappointment?
Well I like having the surprise factor
You're going to surprise me by being good or crap?"That’s the surprise... | |||
"Well what can I say about ThatYorkLad? We met after chatting for a while. He turned up looking hot in an Ainsley Harriott 'spicy' T-shirt and a wolf print fleece. I can only assume the fleece gives him his power as he insisted on wearing it in bed and what a 30 seconds it was, like a budget Jacob from Twilight. Treat this one with respect ladies, can't wait to get my hands on his hot and spicy meat again yeeeeeeah bwaiiii! Wolf print fleece did you buy that in Blackpool?"I don't actually have one, they're bloody awful, but it's a long running joke of mine taking the piss out of them. There's even an 'animal fleece spotters' group on Facebook for like minded fleece watchers like me | |||
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"Met AE last right. Was shocked by her filthy mouth and prolific use of the c word. She let me anal her though so that was good Friendzoned Is it ok for me to have a bit of a stiffy after reading that? "I'd be offended if you didn't have a stiffy after that | |||
"Well what can I say about ThatYorkLad? We met after chatting for a while. He turned up looking hot in an Ainsley Harriott 'spicy' T-shirt and a wolf print fleece. I can only assume the fleece gives him his power as he insisted on wearing it in bed and what a 30 seconds it was, like a budget Jacob from Twilight. Treat this one with respect ladies, can't wait to get my hands on his hot and spicy meat again yeeeeeeah bwaiiii! Wolf print fleece did you buy that in Blackpool?
I don't actually have one, they're bloody awful, but it's a long running joke of mine taking the piss out of them. There's even an 'animal fleece spotters' group on Facebook for like minded fleece watchers like me "I was joking, I spot them too. Although not on a professional level like you seem to.
Run down seaside towns are the best source of sightings I find | |||
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"Well what can I say about ThatYorkLad? We met after chatting for a while. He turned up looking hot in an Ainsley Harriott 'spicy' T-shirt and a wolf print fleece. I can only assume the fleece gives him his power as he insisted on wearing it in bed and what a 30 seconds it was, like a budget Jacob from Twilight. Treat this one with respect ladies, can't wait to get my hands on his hot and spicy meat again yeeeeeeah bwaiiii! Wolf print fleece did you buy that in Blackpool?
I don't actually have one, they're bloody awful, but it's a long running joke of mine taking the piss out of them. There's even an 'animal fleece spotters' group on Facebook for like minded fleece watchers like me
I was joking, I spot them too. Although not on a professional level like you seem to.
Run down seaside towns are the best source of sightings I find "Extra points for rare species, like wild horses or polar bears. Places like Normanton and Castleford are rich hunting grounds for fleece spotting | |||
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"I met Ash yesterday but he spent the whole evening staring at my boobs and didn't bring any money with him for drinks but managed to chat up the barmaid and get her number then when he finally came back he told me he had received a call from him mum and had to go back home for his tea straight away so wont be a 2nd meet." Sounds like our first date. | |||
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