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“You’re not my maaaaa”
“YESSSSS I AMMMMMMM” |
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over a year ago
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Fuck it ! |
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By *_91Man
over a year ago
huds |
“Bit nippy isn’t it!” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Now then mush... |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
It's the dogs bollocks!! |
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"Sorry"
"Oi, there's a queue here ' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Saying "Are you alright" as a hello & not actually meaning you want to hear their life story |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Put wood int ole |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bants |
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To be fair I pinched this off twitter and it was easier/funnier on there as you can post pics and memes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Brexit  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bollocks shit fuck wank toss |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wot u sayin cuzzy! |
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On my jack jones
Ruby murrey
Dog n bone
Lady gidiver
...etc etc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hood and trunk! |
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"You're like 'orse shit you, always in't fuckin' road" |
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Mek a berrer door than a winda! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cheese gromit? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gordon Bennett! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I have a P please Bob? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Coronation Street |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Garlic bread? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Let the dog see the bone |
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"Give us a croggy mate!"
We’ve talked about this ........ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m going out for a fag |
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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago
near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in |
Cucumber sandwich please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mark Nutt! |
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One for the Americans:
He's outside having a fag. |
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"Give us a croggy mate!
We’ve talked about this ........"
 go play up your own end! |
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Before the street lamps come on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can’t believe it’s not butter? |
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Was Ben shaws pop a northern thing? With the 5p bottles? |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
liverpool wavertree picton clock |
Nice to see ya, to see ya nice. |
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Shut doo-er, I'm not paying to heat street! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can’t believe it’s not butter?"
I can’t believe that I can’t believe is not butter |
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Da da da da da, da da da da, Heartb....
Ugh, school tomorrow.... |
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Tha' looks like tha's wearing shit hodders |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
liverpool wavertree picton clock |
Oooo I could crush a grape |
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"Da da da da da, da da da da, Heartb....
Ugh, school tomorrow...."
Oh christ bad memories of the Antiques Roadshow theme tune... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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her jack and danny is hanging out of her knickers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The lack of trust when someone says they aren't sitting on the remote |
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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago
Ho Chi Minge City |
Look at the thruppennies on that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can’t believe it’s not butter?
I can’t believe that I can’t believe is not butter "
Just googled and found it it’s not even British. But we’re keeping it because neither is tea or chicken tikka but we kept those. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fancy Early Doors? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" please queue here " |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
It's Friday...it's five to five and it's.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Turn the big light on |
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It’s just a clearing up shower ... |
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And what about marmite on toast or eggy soldiers or beans on toast or fish finger sarnies or crisp sarnies for that matter..lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Four candles
No, fork handles |
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Nice biscuit with a good strong brew... Jammie dodgers or a digestive? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lovely Jubbly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's like fucking Blackpool illuminations in here, turn the lights off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jim'll Fix It For You |
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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago
near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in |
Have a cup of tea, it will make everything okay |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is it raining |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She as not washed it,
It like licking a old battery |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
liverpool wavertree picton clock |
Wheres ya tool......What fuckin tool ......This fuckin tool....... |
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Apologising to inanimate objects |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Apologising to inanimate objects"
After swearing at them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whatever happened to Ceefax |
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"Fuck off with your ginger chips Shaun!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To you, to me. To me, to you.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fancy a pint ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Look at the bangers on her |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To you, to me. To me, to you.."
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
liverpool wavertree picton clock |
"Oi"
Oggy oggy oggy ....oi oi oi |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Oi
Oggy oggy oggy ....oi oi oi "
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
'Which route will you be taking?' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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alright bruv, ay up duck, alright bab, alright lahh, |
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Chuckle vision chuckle chuckle vision |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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RONNIE PICKERING! |
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Hey Outta ma pub
Fancy a butcher's
Salt N Vinegar crisps
I'll deck ya ya Muppet
Lanky twat
Bubble N Squeak
Toad in the hole
Eccles cake
Crumpets
PJ N Duncan
Blue Peter
Piccalili sarnie
A sarnie
Worcestershire sauce
Nappies
I could go on n on lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bog roll |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Milk first |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You’ve been pied off |
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For Fucks Sake .... and
I can smell We*d |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Get the sen felt  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Proper bellend him
Hold on I've got some dickhead up me arse
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Alreet shagger! |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Were you born in a barn? Shut the door! You’re letting all the heat out! x
They’re in the front room x |
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f#$king weather
I'm having a fag
Can you smell
(ray) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Were you born in a barn? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You slag |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Egg-o and chip-o Pablo !!!!!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chips and rice tonight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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up the wooden hill |
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Enjoy the money, I hope it makes you very happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life Jane,you ruined my night completely just so you could have the money. I hope now you will spend it on getting some lessons in grace and decorum because you have all the grace of a reversing dump trunk without any tyres on. Take your money and get off my property. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Red or brown sauce? |
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Saying ‘sorry’ when someone else bumps into you. |
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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago
near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in |
Fire up the Quattro  |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
liverpool wavertree picton clock |
What do.points make? ......Prizes |
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Rickaaayyy!!
"Don't wear your coat inside the house, you won't feel the benefit when you go out"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By Jiminy Cricket |
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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago
near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in |
Our prime minister is Boris Johnson !!!! |
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"Saying "Are you alright" as a hello & not actually meaning you want to hear their life story "
the amount of times I have done this haha ??????????????
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"RONNIE PICKERING! Who?  "
"RONNIE PICKERING,let's have a bare knuckle them" |
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You want some?
If you want some I’ll give to yer!
You got shit fans and a shit team |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Blighty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be; we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender..."
... well one must do what one can
Splendid old bean
Tally ho
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You’re going ‘ome in a London ambulance ! |
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Alan Alan Alan Alan , Steve Steve Steve Steve no it’s definitely ALAN ALAN ALAN |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Put peg in ole if th stopin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Brown sauce sandwich?
Chip butty?
Nice baps. |
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Apple n pears to the bengazzi for a pony an trap to make a log jam  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got a couple of irons in the fire |
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Sex for breakfast! Sex for dinner! Sex for tea! And sex for supper!
Sounds like a fantastic diet, love!
It is, have you never heard of it? It's called the "F" plan! |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
liverpool wavertree picton clock |
"Lizzy Webb
Wincey Willis "
Rusty Lee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chips, cheese and gravy. |
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"Chips, cheese and gravy. "
That's Canadian. Poutine (more or less). Never heard of it being a thing in the UK.
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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago
norwich |
Drop a lady godiver in my sky rocket and i will grab you some docky . X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Da da da da da, da da da da, Heartb....
Ugh, school tomorrow...."
When sundat TV was half decent. |
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Dum de dum de dum dum,
Dum de dum de daa dum.
Dum de dum de dum de dum.
Dum de diddly dum.
(Any true Brit will recognize that as the Archers theme tune).
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"Saying "Are you alright" as a hello & not actually meaning you want to hear their life story "
Alright?
OK?
Both get very awkward responses from non Brits... "yes I'm alright, what's wrong?" lol |
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"It's Baltic out there toneet!"
This is just plain stupidity. They mean Arctic. The Baltics are about the same climate as UK |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To a taxi driver
‘You been busy tonight’ |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
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"It's Baltic out there toneet!
This is just plain stupidity. They mean Arctic. The Baltics are about the same climate as UK "
It's like the Eastern front out there |
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"Scones"
With a "dollop" of cream. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't need a jacket |
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Moan like buggery about any sort of weather - to hot, cold, wet, dry, windy.
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"To a taxi driver
‘You been busy tonight’"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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hello darling fancy going up the apples and pears so i can admire your pearly whites over a cup of rosey lea   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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At the end of the day. |
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Jellied eel 
