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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Frozen carrots make good ice cubes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I broke a nail |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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damn forgotten it  |
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By *andaCouple
over a year ago
co down |
That would be an ecumenical matter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mannam mannam
Do do dododo |
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"damn forgotten it "
But at least you’ve always got your memories. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Plum sauce poured over the top should work well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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rambunctiously buttilicious |
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Twice weekly in the market near the co-op. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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feet |
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No sir; You may not park your bike in my clenched buttocks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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shave |
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Captain! - Shields are down to 20 percent and we have an imminent warp core breach! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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well |
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Has anyone seen where I left that jar of arse paste. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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nuts |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch |
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Not sure what to do with this leftover aubergine... |
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I cannot do it captain i just don't have the power |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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slabber |
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If you say the word orange slowly it sounds like gullible |
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But these are my trousers, you gave yours to the goat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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help |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has anyone found a set of Allen keys? |
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By *ancsMan
over a year ago
_ancs |
Is that a very little cow.....or is it very far away  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No, beef space raiders are way better than pickled onion. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" But these are my trousers, you gave yours to the goat. "
I told you not to put the hamster in your anus now it’s dead  |
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Who's coat is that jacket then butt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My cars fuel tank is half full, whereas this glass of I'm drinking is half empty. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bubbles |
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" But these are my trousers, you gave yours to the goat.
I told you not to put the hamster in your anus now it’s dead "
Oh I think there’s life in the old badger yet. |
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" But these are my trousers, you gave yours to the goat.
I told you not to put the hamster in your anus now it’s dead
Oh I think there’s life in the old badger yet. "
Great fruit |
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Because platypus produce milk and lay eggs, they're the only animal who could, in theory, make their own custard |
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You only have yourself to blame |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because platypus produce milk and lay eggs, they're the only animal who could, in theory, make their own custard"
That's amazing |
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A cucumber is the best way to remove an eyelash or grit from an eye. |
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Love Island tonight, another couple go  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Twice once in the garden and once on the ferry to Holland |
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I miss being touched/held by a woman  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Great pics adventurous couple I’d love to join them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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desdimona |
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"I miss being touched/held by a woman "
rhymes with Pinder |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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finger |
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"I miss being touched/held by a woman rhymes with Pinder"
Done with failure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is e latha sgoile a th ’anns a h-uile latha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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jelly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I use your blue shorts to fuck up my whites in the washing machine? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wibble wobble |
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I used to think that the secret to a happy life involved naked ladies, now I realise it’s crisps and bell bottom trousers. |
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The body is in the bin bags... what now? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Put the kettle on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Take the shackles off my feet so I can dance |
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"Don't put baby in the corner"
How can I, I threw it out with the bath water. |
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"Don't put baby in the corner
How can I, I threw it out with the bath water. "
Don't leave me this way |
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"Don't put baby in the corner
How can I, I threw it out with the bath water.
Don't leave me this way "
Just sidle up and say hey. |
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By *itenDaysCouple
over a year ago
Vale of Glamorgan |
Life is like a box of chocolates |
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It's for the best believe me. You can trust me. I've seen a Doctor.
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I'm like a doctor I've seen it all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've got a snake in my boot |
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Is a zebra white with black stripes or black with white stripes..? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've got an anaconda in my bedroom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A cocktail umbrella in the japs eye makes a sophisticated look for that very special lady |
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Tell the elephants to get out............... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Inside out, back to front, upside down |
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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago
the land of saints & sinners |
You can’t go anywhere standing still, laying down or on your knees.... |
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By *aws16Man
over a year ago
Northampton |
Leave it half an hour then just poke it with that there stick. |
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It makes you think,"You don't know what to think!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have you finished with the pencil yet ? |
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"Perchloroethylene "
Dry cleaners do it without getting wet! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Polar bears did it, they did it all |
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"Polar bears did it, they did it all"
They made me do it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's a nice view |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Who are you looking at |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Those boobs now |
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Never bring a sword to a gunfight.
Coo coo C-choo. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Look away it may get messy |
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"Those boobs now "
Darkness has no edge. It is infinite. There is only the dark |
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And after the ball there were 4 and twenty less. Which was nice! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Look away it may get messy "
Messier the better  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fart juice has no taste! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Those boobs now
Darkness has no edge. It is infinite. There is only the dark "
Angels can turn demonic  |
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By *awz29Couple
over a year ago
aberystwyth |
Hats caps scarves or yer badges |
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Dick Turpin : Stand and do liver! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm sure there were 2 snakes in that tank earlier... |
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After he nailed his cock to the table, he couldn’t reach the condiments. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has anyone found my _iddlesticks |
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"After he nailed his cock to the table, he couldn’t reach the condiments. "
Please pass my condiments to the chief!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He knew nailing your bollox to a burning barn door was a bad idea after he tried it. |
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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't know I'm def |
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Is setting off an explosive device in the freezer a good way to break the ice at parties?
(Asking for a friend) |
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"I don't know I'm def "
Pardon. |
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"I don't know I'm def
Pardon. "
Could you speak up? I heard you first time!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Any one want a lick of my lollipops |
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I don't know what you said but yes |
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"Any one want a lick of my lollipops "
You can suck my sugarplums. I don't mind.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If 'music be the food of love' then why don't rabbits play banjo's? |
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because they can't get the rappers off INNIT! |
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"because they can't get the rappers off INNIT!"
See what I did there? |
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Innits are the indigenous people of Indiana |
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Erection or election that is the question |
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"Innits are the indigenous people of Indiana "
Manchester is the capital of Manchuria.
It's home to 2 of the best football teams in the land.....Stockport County and their reserves. |
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By *aws16Man
over a year ago
Northampton |
And then she said “your putting it in the wrong way, you need to fold it first” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Then like it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rappers wear bling cos they wanna look pretty. |
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"And then she said “your putting it in the wrong way, you need to fold it first”"
Then lick the flaps and press it firm. |
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What comes first: cumming or squirting? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stick some mustard on it. It feels betterer. |
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"Rappers wear bling cos they wanna look pretty."
Mr Crosby is beginning to get tired of this.
Oh sorry you said BLING! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Two rights don't make a wrong. |
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"Two rights don't make a wrong. "
Two rites might make it wrong though! |
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Fedex vans in Amercuh don't turn left if at all possible. |
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By *aws16Man
over a year ago
Northampton |
And after the swelling went down Peter reinserted.
Little did he know he would never see his gold watch again.
Oh... oh how he loved that gold watch. |
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Oh for fucks sake, I left my ferret on the bus again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What came first the chicken or the egg |
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"What came first the chicken or the egg"
The goat. |
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"If you ain't american, you ain't shit!"
Absolutely agree with you! |
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By *aws16Man
over a year ago
Northampton |
Ferret found on bus. Looking for responsible owner |
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"What came first the chicken or the egg"
The Cock? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Praying will get you into heaven, trespassing will get you there sooner
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You arouse me
I cant control it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What's that smell |
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If I could have your attention for a moment ladies and gentlemen, I just like to take to take this opportunity to say, "something random in reply to the poster above." |
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Yes I can, Yes I can, Yes I can!
(Apologies for my singing voice, i have a frog in my throat and its making me croak!) |
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No no, no, no no no, no, no no no, no, no there's no limit. |
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"No no, no, no no no, no, no no no, no, no there's no limit. "
My bank has a £500 a day limit for debit card transactions. |
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I got kicked in the balls today and cried like a wee Girl. |
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"I got kicked in the balls today and cried like a wee Girl."
I wee’d |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Would you like cream or custard on it? |
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Say something I'm giving up on you |
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Personally I’m humbled and would like to thank all the support that wankaholics have given me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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[Removed by poster at 21/02/20 15:27:28] |
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Wankaholics is meant to be anonymous |
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By *WillowxWoman
over a year ago
Oo err Devon |
Yes, but I really would prefer that you used your hand and not your foot. |
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I've got a job interview in half an hour |
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It just depends on how loud the budgies are. |
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Presumably with some sort of twirling implement |
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By *aws16Man
over a year ago
Northampton |
Keep dogs on a lead at all times. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good soup is square shaped that's how good soup should be  |
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Never eat your lunch in a bunch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Only eat sweet corn with your left hand |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hotdogs are the way forward |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of some round stuff divided by a curly wurly. |
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"Perchloroethylene
Dry cleaners do it without getting wet!"
Or hung up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m sorry I’ve just cum. "
So have i |
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By *aws16Man
over a year ago
Northampton |
"I’m sorry I’ve just cum.
So have i "
Cum together ...., right now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stick it in and twirl it around for the best result. |
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