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over a year ago
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Fuck a toilet roll tube
Seriously though, I'd helicopter providing my wang was long enough.
I'd have an oily wank.
I'd probably attempt to pick up something heavy with it.
I'd slap B round the face with it.
I may attempt to fuck myself.
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"pee standing up as often as physically possible
It’s not all it’s cracked up to be...I sit down so I can peruse fab! "
Try squatting behind a bush trying not to pee on your jeans when you're caught short on the motorway. The benefits of being able to pee standing up without removing your clothing become blindingly obvious  |
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"If you could be the opposite sex for one day what would you do ?
How would Sam Smith answer this?? 
With a high pitched, miserable song? "
Yep I guess whichever gender he feels like when he wakes up he'll still have the same miserable songs! |
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"See how a woman mind works lol
Then you'd need a vast supply of headache tablets coz it's confusing as Only Connect in backwards spoken mandarin
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it fine think I could handle it I do my own in all the time |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fuck a toilet roll tube
Seriously though, I'd helicopter providing my wang was long enough.
I'd have an oily wank.
I'd probably attempt to pick up something heavy with it.
I'd slap B round the face with it.
I may attempt to fuck myself.
P"
Some food for thought...
You couldn't be a man of the same height as you are now and have a wang long enough to helicopters if you attempted it then you'd be slapping your helmet on the deck with every full circle.
An oily wank? Good plan, indeed it meets with my highest recommendations! 
Slap me round the face with it? Refer to my first point. Yet if I was lying down it may be possible. And expect me to suck the bloke version of you off.
It is almost categorically impossible to fuck oneself. However trying it would probably guarantee hysterical laughter on your part, which is why I think you'd definitely try it anyway.
B |
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"pee standing up as often as physically possible
It’s not all it’s cracked up to be...I sit down so I can peruse fab!
Try squatting behind a bush trying not to pee on your jeans when you're caught short on the motorway. The benefits of being able to pee standing up without removing your clothing become blindingly obvious "
Try squatting in a lay by after a couple of drinks and not wetting your jeans or touching those damn stinging nettles with your bare ass for the third time! |
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I would probably get some manly jobs done then, congratulate myself with a wank while having a cheeky finger up my bum.
Gotta see if it feels the same.
Also measure my dick which a sky remote. |
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"I would probably get some manly jobs done then, congratulate myself with a wank while having a cheeky finger up my bum.
Gotta see if it feels the same.
Also measure my dick which a sky remote. "
Your dick isnt even reaching to number 7 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would probably get some manly jobs done then, congratulate myself with a wank while having a cheeky finger up my bum.
Gotta see if it feels the same.
Also measure my dick which a sky remote.
Your dick isnt even reaching to number 7"
Just my luck, I'd probably be a 4 fingered wank |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would probably get some manly jobs done then, congratulate myself with a wank while having a cheeky finger up my bum.
Gotta see if it feels the same.
Also measure my dick which a sky remote.
Your dick isnt even reaching to number 7
Just my luck, I'd probably be a 4 fingered wank"
have fun with it |
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Slide my cock into every vagina I could get access to, which would probably be none. Hence I would slide my cock into anything which substituted a vagina, a warm apple pie. Desperate times would mean desperate measures |
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"Go to the strip club, earn some cash.
Have sex, wondered what it feels like for women as it sounds like it feels great!
Touch my boobs for the remaining hours. "
Lovely |
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"Fuck a toilet roll tube
Seriously though, I'd helicopter providing my wang was long enough.
I'd have an oily wank.
I'd probably attempt to pick up something heavy with it.
I'd slap B round the face with it.
I may attempt to fuck myself.
P
Some food for thought...
You couldn't be a man of the same height as you are now and have a wang long enough to helicopters if you attempted it then you'd be slapping your helmet on the deck with every full circle.
An oily wank? Good plan, indeed it meets with my highest recommendations!
Slap me round the face with it? Refer to my first point. Yet if I was lying down it may be possible. And expect me to suck the bloke version of you off.
It is almost categorically impossible to fuck oneself. However trying it would probably guarantee hysterical laughter on your part, which is why I think you'd definitely try it anyway.
B"
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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago
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Experience the five different orgasms women have. Try different sized cocks to see if size matters. Dress up slutty and lap up the attention. Get my vagina up to page 1 on hot pics. See what a wand feels like. See if I can squirt. Have a spit roast. Get fucked from behind whilst wearing a fox tail butt plug and having my arse spanked. I’d be very conservative and not misbehave much, obvs  |
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Probably end up fucking myself with whatever was lying about haha so like a banana or cucumber. play with my tits, hopefully big ones, then go on a night out and just pull whoever I want to rather than have to graft lol. |
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"Experience the five different orgasms women have. Try different sized cocks to see if size matters. Dress up slutty and lap up the attention. Get my vagina up to page 1 on hot pics. See what a wand feels like. See if I can squirt. Have a spit roast. Get fucked from behind whilst wearing a fox tail butt plug and having my arse spanked. I’d be very conservative and not misbehave much, obvs "
You didn't give that much thought |
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By *uke OzadeMan
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"Experience the five different orgasms women have. Try different sized cocks to see if size matters. Dress up slutty and lap up the attention. Get my vagina up to page 1 on hot pics. See what a wand feels like. See if I can squirt. Have a spit roast. Get fucked from behind whilst wearing a fox tail butt plug and having my arse spanked. I’d be very conservative and not misbehave much, obvs
You didn't give that much thought "
No not really. Just fancied being you for a day  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Experience the five different orgasms women have. Try different sized cocks to see if size matters. Dress up slutty and lap up the attention. Get my vagina up to page 1 on hot pics. See what a wand feels like. See if I can squirt. Have a spit roast. Get fucked from behind whilst wearing a fox tail butt plug and having my arse spanked. I’d be very conservative and not misbehave much, obvs
You didn't give that much thought
No not really. Just fancied being you for a day "
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