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over a year ago
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I’ve had a really shit day at work. Just doing the 5 minute walk home and if I could afford to I wouldn’t be going back to that shit hole tomorrow.
So anyone got anything funny to tell me that will cheer me up? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Did you know that most toilets flush to the tune of E flat?
I don’t know if said information will cheer you up but it is nonetheless highly fascinating is it not? No?  "
Interesting to know who tested this and why |
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Do you What Gordon Ramsay said to His wife When in the first second When She gave birth? He took the child in His arms and he said
- What’s this...... is fucking raw.
PS: only If u watched kitchen nightmares |
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"Did you know that most toilets flush to the tune of E flat?
I don’t know if said information will cheer you up but it is nonetheless highly fascinating is it not? No?
Interesting to know who tested this and why"
It sounds like the work of Sydney University I’ll wager....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I put my ladyshave onto charge yesterday, only to try and shave my legs and it was flat. I’d only put it in the old charger that wasn’t plugged in.
Then I spent 5 minutes wondering why the rubber glove wouldn’t go on my hand to find I was putting the wrong side on.
I’m definitely having one of those days x  |
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I went to Sainsbury's after work today, it was so busy so stood in a massive queue. Finally it was my turn at the counter. When I was gonna pay, I took out Tesco card and gave it to the guy. He looked at me weirdly, I didn't get it, he said "but we use Nectar card here"..  I said sorry, wrong shop lol and gave him the correct card.. bless him, he wished me a good evening  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have you ever heard of the rodeo position??
It’s when your shagging your gf from behind and halfway through you lean over her and whisper
Your very good darling bu not as good as your sister
Then try and hang on |
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Today,where I work, a colleague notice a weird shape on the floor as he walked by our reception. It looked skin coloured and rubbery. He took a photo and came up to the office to show us what it was. As we all gathered to see what he was trying to describe it looked like the internals of a fleshlight. The best part was someone explaining it to him what it was, as he kept mishearing us and thought we were saying flashlight and getting confused
Don't worry it wasn't fleshlight internals. Wasn't even rubbery! |
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