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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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whats everyones best dad joke but remember it has to be both corny and somewhat amusing, and most of all it just has to have a hackneyed pun to make it the best joke ever.
Although not everyone is a big fan of that type of comedy gold, there is a certain amount of appreciation any person can have for a well-timed funny pun.
mine:
My mates Juan and Amal are identical twins. Their mum only carries a pic of Juan...
cos if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen.
I saw an ad for burial plots and I thought that's the last thing I need.
I changed my ipod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
I owe alot to sidewalks. They've kept me off the street for years.
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend but he kept asking her for another shot.
I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
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Two snowmen in a field
*Both daughters “No dad!”
One turns to his mate
*BD “NO DAD!!!”
And says....
*BD “Aaaaaarrrrrrggggh!!”
“Can you smell carrots?”
*BD “Bore off!”
I tell this joke in the summer too, just to be more Dad |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no head?
Matt."
What do you call a deer with no legs, no dick and no eyes ?
Still no fucking idea.
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