 |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"I have trainers & a tracksuit, good enough ennit?
Hot.
Got some big primark hoops too, gurllll knows how to work it"
Meet me by the bins round Primark. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Top Tip: They tend to be attracted by the smell of White Star Cider applied to ones skin like aftershave 
"
Nope you need the grey tracksuit on and the smell of lynx Africa your mum got you for Christmas *Shivers* |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I'm looking for a hooped-earring-wearing council estate hoe pls. Dirtier the better. Proof of JSA and housing benefit front of the queue."
That means there should be more toff totty for Chunky then.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Loads of scrunchies, creole earrings, hair scraped back into a Croydon facelift, a heady mix of Impulse vaguely masking the smell of cigs, a "Mam" tattoo...."
Don't make me rip my pants, m8. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Loads of scrunchies, creole earrings, hair scraped back into a Croydon facelift, a heady mix of Impulse vaguely masking the smell of cigs, a "Mam" tattoo...."
Mam tattoo, so that's what is letting myself down  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I've given this advice out before... get yourself into weatherspoons about 5 pm...the mums who have come straight from the school run, will be on their 3rd white lightening by then...merry but not pissed.
You must be wearing reebok classics.. a Fila Itali edition trackie top and be drenched in lynx Africa....if you're not pulled in to the disabled toilet for a quick knee trembler, within 10 minutes of ordering your 1st Stella... well I'd give up on birds fullstop. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Loads of scrunchies, creole earrings, hair scraped back into a Croydon facelift, a heady mix of Impulse vaguely masking the smell of cigs, a "Mam" tattoo....
Mam tattoo, so that's what is letting myself down "
A small badly drawn dolphin is also acceptable. Bright orange Adidas zip up tracksuit top too  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"I've given this advice out before... get yourself into weatherspoons about 5 pm...the mums who have come straight from the school run, will be on their 3rd white lightening by then...merry but not pissed.
You must be wearing reebok classics.. a Fila Itali edition trackie top and be drenched in lynx Africa....if you're not pulled in to the disabled toilet for a quick knee trembler, within 10 minutes of ordering your 1st Stella... well I'd give up on birds fullstop. "
I'm on it! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Loads of scrunchies, creole earrings, hair scraped back into a Croydon facelift, a heady mix of Impulse vaguely masking the smell of cigs, a "Mam" tattoo....
Mam tattoo, so that's what is letting myself down
A small badly drawn dolphin is also acceptable. Bright orange Adidas zip up tracksuit top too "
Hahaha my child’s mother has one of those badly drawn dolphins. At least she did, it might be covered up by now. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Top Tip: They tend to be attracted by the smell of White Star Cider applied to ones skin like aftershave
Nope you need the grey tracksuit on and the smell of lynx Africa your mum got you for Christmas *Shivers*"
Will I also need to take to randomly gobbing on the pavement every thirty or so seconds to up my chances?  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Mmmm..this kind of humour reminds me of the ghastly channel 5 bear baiting programmes like "too fat to work"
--------
I have made a ceaseless effort not to ridicule, not to bewail, not to scorn human actions, but to understand them.
— Baruch Spinoza. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Mmmm..this kind of humour reminds me of the ghastly channel 5 bear baiting programmes like "too fat to work"
--------
I have made a ceaseless effort not to ridicule, not to bewail, not to scorn human actions, but to understand them.
— Baruch Spinoza."
Mock the less fortunate for it will make you feeble life more palatable.
Paul Gazza Gascoigne |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Mmmm..this kind of humour reminds me of the ghastly channel 5 bear baiting programmes like "too fat to work"
--------
I have made a ceaseless effort not to ridicule, not to bewail, not to scorn human actions, but to understand them.
— Baruch Spinoza.
Mock the less fortunate for it will make you feeble life more palatable.
Paul Gazza Gascoigne "
Quoting a man who bought dinner to on the run murderer Raul moat.
A wife beater and alcoholic.
Top work! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Mmmm..this kind of humour reminds me of the ghastly channel 5 bear baiting programmes like "too fat to work"
--------
I have made a ceaseless effort not to ridicule, not to bewail, not to scorn human actions, but to understand them.
— Baruch Spinoza.
Mock the less fortunate for it will make you feeble life more palatable.
Paul Gazza Gascoigne
Quoting a man who bought dinner to on the run murderer Raul moat.
A wife beater and alcoholic.
Top work!"
Celtic fan by any chance ? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
