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"...you look better in heels than I do." That monkey is giving me a filthy look.... | |||
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"...you look better in heels than I do. That monkey is giving me a filthy look.... " I can’t see your lips | |||
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"She live too far away " Also to far | |||
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"Again, too far. Grrrr x" | |||
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"Your husband knows you play. And mine won’t let me anymore." Oh fun killer ! | |||
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"I’m jealous of that flat belly " It’s definitely not flat it’s round, it’s squidgy and it wobbles | |||
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"I’m jealous of that flat belly It’s definitely not flat it’s round, it’s squidgy and it wobbles " her names too long now | |||
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"[crazy talk removed by poster at 04/02/20 18:26:39]" huh put ya teeth in ethel | |||
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"He out me off eating for a while " I've still not had that vodka and dance with her yet x | |||
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"He out me off eating for a while I've still not had that vodka and dance with her yet x" She's just too damn far away. | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 04/02/20 18:31:17]" She wont wrap her legs round my face until I suffocate | |||
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"His kitchen is messy " They live too far away? | |||
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"His kitchen is messy They live too far away? " They've got way to many X's hanging around! | |||
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"His kitchen is messy They live too far away? They've got way to many X's hanging around! " She even looks hot in a paper bag | |||
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"His kitchen is messy They live too far away? They've got way to many X's hanging around! She even looks hot in a paper bag " She has booze and I don't | |||
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"His kitchen is messy They live too far away? They've got way to many X's hanging around! She even looks hot in a paper bag She has booze and I don't" Your left eye looks a bit puffy | |||
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"His kitchen is messy They live too far away? They've got way to many X's hanging around! She even looks hot in a paper bag She has booze and I don't Your left eye looks a bit puffy " Because your to far. | |||
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"He has his socks on oh no " Because you've not invited me round yet | |||
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"He has his socks on oh no Because you've not invited me round yet" Because your 6'3 | |||
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"He has his socks on oh no Because you've not invited me round yet Because your 6'3 " Arse is firmer than mine | |||
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"He has his socks on oh no Because you've not invited me round yet Because your 6'3 Arse is firmer than mine" Body envy | |||
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"He has his socks on oh no Because you've not invited me round yet Because your 6'3 Arse is firmer than mine Body envy " Haven't invited me to dress up as superheroes | |||
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"He has his socks on oh no Because you've not invited me round yet Because your 6'3 Arse is firmer than mine Body envy " Way too many good photos | |||
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"He has his socks on oh no Because you've not invited me round yet Because your 6'3 Arse is firmer than mine Body envy Way too many good photos " She's too nice, she's up to something. | |||
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"I can see up his nose" not in her age range | |||
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"He has an awesome moustache " Cheeky newbie | |||
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"I can see up his nose" Lol.. nearly spit my blackcurrent everywhere | |||
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"I can see up his nose" Wearing my favourite shoes to see on a woman | |||
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"I can see up his nose Wearing my favourite shoes to see on a woman" He can pull off a tie better then me.. x | |||
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"I can see up his nose Wearing my favourite shoes to see on a woman He can pull off a tie better then me.. x" Too many clothes on | |||
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"Too ripped, fecker lol" He's in the toilet!! | |||
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"Too tall" Too teasing | |||
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"He legs look too sexy " * HER | |||
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"He legs look too sexy * HER" because your too young for me | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 04/02/20 19:05:16]" Hasn't said hello to me yet | |||
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"He legs look too sexy * HERbecause your too young for me" Younger and peachier than me Fi | |||
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"He legs look too sexy * HERbecause your too young for me Younger and peachier than me Fi" Younger maybe but peachier.... No way your fire, I hope to look half that hot in my 40's | |||
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"He legs look too sexy * HERbecause your too young for me Younger and peachier than me Fi Younger maybe but peachier.... No way your fire, I hope to look half that hot in my 40's" Is still anonymous | |||
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"I’m jealous of that flat belly It’s definitely not flat it’s round, it’s squidgy and it wobbles " Not from where I’m sitting | |||
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"I’m jealous of that flat belly It’s definitely not flat it’s round, it’s squidgy and it wobbles Not from where I’m sitting " Because your bum is better then mine! | |||
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"I’m jealous of that flat belly It’s definitely not flat it’s round, it’s squidgy and it wobbles Not from where I’m sitting Because your bum is better then mine!" Ha it’s not .. and you’re profile isn’t above me but I’m jealous you have so much HoneyBirdette | |||
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"She is too bloody far away from me as I'd love to chat with her over a coffee sometime " because you rock the red power lipstick and it looks stupid on me | |||
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"Twice as much boob than I have " Coz they are way too yummier | |||
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"His kitchen is messy They live too far away? They've got way to many X's hanging around! " Lol | |||
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"I’m jealous of that flat belly It’s definitely not flat it’s round, it’s squidgy and it wobbles Not from where I’m sitting Because your bum is better then mine! Ha it’s not .. and you’re profile isn’t above me but I’m jealous you have so much HoneyBirdette " Another lady with taste | |||
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"She is too bloody far away from me as I'd love to chat with her over a coffee sometime " Awww I would bloody love that! You’re so lovely! | |||
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"I’m jealous of that flat belly It’s definitely not flat it’s round, it’s squidgy and it wobbles Not from where I’m sitting Because your bum is better then mine! Ha it’s not .. and you’re profile isn’t above me but I’m jealous you have so much HoneyBirdette Another lady with taste " But not money ha | |||
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"Doesn’t behave " Has gorgeous real boobs and delicious looking skin and I have to make do with ebay fake ones | |||
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"Hate .. that she is so far away " Littlemisssaucy | |||
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"He has a great and funny mind that i like but he's a dude....damn" Sophie you forgot to add dirty I have a bad reputation here to uphold | |||
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"He has a great and funny mind that i like but he's a dude....damn Sophie you forgot to add dirty I have a bad reputation here to uphold " He didn't share his m and ms | |||
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"He has a great and funny mind that i like but he's a dude....damn Sophie you forgot to add dirty I have a bad reputation here to uphold " He’s tied up all the time | |||
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"He has a great and funny mind that i like but he's a dude....damn Sophie you forgot to add dirty I have a bad reputation here to uphold He’s tied up all the time " She pegs | |||
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"He has a great and funny mind that i like but he's a dude....damn Sophie you forgot to add dirty I have a bad reputation here to uphold He didn't share his m and ms " Too far and not bi not fair lol | |||
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"He has a great and funny mind that i like but he's a dude....damn Sophie you forgot to add dirty I have a bad reputation here to uphold He didn't share his m and ms Too far and not bi not fair lol " They've not invited me to play | |||
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"He has a great and funny mind that i like but he's a dude....damn Sophie you forgot to add dirty I have a bad reputation here to uphold He’s tied up all the time " She's greedy , has own belt , wants mine too. | |||
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"He has a great and funny mind that i like but he's a dude....damn Sophie you forgot to add dirty I have a bad reputation here to uphold He didn't share his m and ms Too far and not bi not fair lol They've not invited me to play " | |||
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"He has a great and funny mind that i like but he's a dude....damn Sophie you forgot to add dirty I have a bad reputation here to uphold He didn't share his m and ms Too far and not bi not fair lol They've not invited me to play " Liar , trickstery queen ...that wasn't a sting ....it fecking still hurts | |||
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"He has a great and funny mind that i like but he's a dude....damn Sophie you forgot to add dirty I have a bad reputation here to uphold He didn't share his m and ms Too far and not bi not fair lol They've not invited me to play " Now I'm gonna have to give out to myself for being blind. Where have you been all this time. | |||
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"Her nipples aren't in my mouth" He can play the guitar and I cant | |||
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"Her nipples aren't in my mouth He can play the guitar and I cant" She likes my bum but can't give it to her | |||
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"Profile text is way too long " She has hips I'd die for (Will rewrite my profile too ) | |||
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"Profile text is way too long She has hips I'd die for (Will rewrite my profile too ) " Cause it’s so damn perfect | |||
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"Profile text is way too long She has hips I'd die for (Will rewrite my profile too ) Cause it’s so damn perfect " I can only deal with 1 cock pic at a time. | |||
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"Sooooo lonnnng" For a Gatsby he's not that great | |||
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"Sooooo lonnnng For a Gatsby he's not that great" Because your a smoker | |||
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"Sooooo lonnnng For a Gatsby he's not that great Because your a smoker" Because she is from clethorpes and that's miles away so all the hot pics are just a tease | |||
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"Sooooo lonnnng For a Gatsby he's not that great Because your a smoker Because she is from clethorpes and that's miles away so all the hot pics are just a tease " Because there's only 2 pics | |||
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"Its soooooo much better than mine and she has a great eye for pictures that I can't match " Envious that sophie looks so much better in a Basque than i do | |||
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"Its soooooo much better than mine and she has a great eye for pictures that I can't match Envious that sophie looks so much better in a Basque than i do " Because you have a fantastic collection af tattoos between you both | |||
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"Its soooooo much better than mine and she has a great eye for pictures that I can't match Envious that sophie looks so much better in a Basque than i do " I'm shocked that you can tell fibs so brazenly as I've seen your pics and you look absolutely delicious in yours | |||
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"Its soooooo much better than mine and she has a great eye for pictures that I can't match Envious that sophie looks so much better in a Basque than i do I'm shocked that you can tell fibs so brazenly as I've seen your pics and you look absolutely delicious in yours " No fibs. You rock that outfit. Id love to be as slim as you cant even blame the fact i only had a baby 12 wks ago either, ive always been a chunky monkey haha | |||
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"Its soooooo much better than mine and she has a great eye for pictures that I can't match Envious that sophie looks so much better in a Basque than i do I'm shocked that you can tell fibs so brazenly as I've seen your pics and you look absolutely delicious in yours No fibs. You rock that outfit. Id love to be as slim as you cant even blame the fact i only had a baby 12 wks ago either, ive always been a chunky monkey haha " I dont like that I can't bloody pm you to tell you how wrong you are as you have a damned incredible figure lol | |||
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"Its soooooo much better than mine and she has a great eye for pictures that I can't match Envious that sophie looks so much better in a Basque than i do I'm shocked that you can tell fibs so brazenly as I've seen your pics and you look absolutely delicious in yours No fibs. You rock that outfit. Id love to be as slim as you cant even blame the fact i only had a baby 12 wks ago either, ive always been a chunky monkey haha I dont like that I can't bloody pm you to tell you how wrong you are as you have a damned incredible figure lol " Looks better in sexy underwear than me | |||
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"they're kinky " | |||
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"they're kinky " Baggy trousers | |||
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"they're kinky Baggy trousers " He’s got more veris than me! | |||
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"they're kinky Baggy trousers He’s got more veris than me!" dicky bow cmon | |||
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"He is too away " Straight! | |||
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"You’re wearing one of my work shirts and creasing it! X" Under 7ft | |||
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"You’re wearing one of my work shirts and creasing it! X Under 7ft " Geographically challenged | |||
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"He is too away " far but its only 45 mins from London to leeds easy peasy lemon squeezy | |||
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"You’re wearing one of my work shirts and creasing it! X Under 7ft Geographically challenged " She's too sexy, boobs are too big and makes my husband think of bad things | |||
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"No independent photos of your right leg!" hes very observant | |||
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"No independent photos of your right leg!" How do you know that’s not his third leg? | |||
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"shes blocked me " He's straight... | |||
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"shes blocked me " Vice versa it seems | |||
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"shes blocked me Vice versa it seems " i haven't blocked you | |||
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"shes blocked me Vice versa it seems " Out of my League | |||
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"shes blocked me Vice versa it seems Out of my League " I'd have to die to see her soul | |||
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"shes blocked me Vice versa it seems " Because she's not my goodmorning girl | |||
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"Her profile is too short, I like a good read " Have you re-done yours yet? | |||
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"Her profile is too short, I like a good read Have you re-done yours yet? " It will have to wait till tomorrow as I'm at work and supposed to be busy. I'm coming to you so you can proof read | |||
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"Her profile is too short, I like a good read Have you re-done yours yet? It will have to wait till tomorrow as I'm at work and supposed to be busy. I'm coming to you so you can proof read " I'll check it, sure | |||
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"I'm jealous of his bath. I'd love a bath but I can't be bothered. " Her buttocks are better than mine ...this makes me angry | |||
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"I'm jealous of his bath. I'd love a bath but I can't be bothered. Her buttocks are better than mine ...this makes me angry " Liar, should be called angelic boobs or angelsAss as I can't see any eyes | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 04/02/20 22:08:26]" She has gorgeous long legs and a beautiful smile x I’m a short arse x | |||
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"He prefers M&M's over Maltesers " I can make up my mind about sweets he can't about his 987 pics | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 04/02/20 22:08:26] She has gorgeous long legs and a beautiful smile x I’m a short arse x" She has some wicked tattoos I want to see close up and she is miles and miles away x | |||
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