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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

Yep haven’t done this in a while, let’s try to keep it fairly nice, constructive or funny criticism please...

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By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

...you look better in heels than I do.

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"...you look better in heels than I do."

That monkey is giving me a filthy look....

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By *B69Woman over a year ago

Wiltshire

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"...you look better in heels than I do.

That monkey is giving me a filthy look....

I can’t see your lips

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because she lives in Antrim

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cos your profile is hidden

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

He wrecks the melon before I get to eat it

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By *enn68Man over a year ago

Shrewsbury

She live too far away

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By *inkylovers09Couple over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"She live too far away "

Also to far

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Again, too far. Grrrr x

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By *inkylovers09Couple over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"Again, too far. Grrrr x"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They rolling their eyes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I’m not involved in any of the picture lol

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

She likes marmite

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By *iss ScherzzoWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

I’m jealous of that flat belly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your husband knows you play.

And mine won’t let me anymore.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I still haven’t found where this takes us

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By *iss ScherzzoWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Your husband knows you play.

And mine won’t let me anymore."

Oh fun killer

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I’m jealous of that flat belly "

It’s definitely not flat

it’s round, it’s squidgy and it wobbles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m jealous of that flat belly

It’s definitely not flat

it’s round, it’s squidgy and it wobbles "
her names too long now

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

He out me off eating for a while

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[crazy talk removed by poster at 04/02/20 18:26:39]"
huh

put ya teeth in ethel

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"He out me off eating for a while

I've still not had that vodka and dance with her yet x

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

"He out me off eating for a while

I've still not had that vodka and dance with her yet x"

She's just too damn far away.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

That knob isn't big enough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They’re having too much fun

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By *B69Woman over a year ago

Wiltshire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 04/02/20 18:31:17]"

She wont wrap her legs round my face until I suffocate

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By *B69Woman over a year ago

Wiltshire

[Removed by poster at 04/02/20 18:31:58]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He's a bloke, and I'm not into men

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has more guitars than me

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

His kitchen is messy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"His kitchen is messy

They live too far away?

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"His kitchen is messy

They live too far away? "

They've got way to many X's hanging around!

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"His kitchen is messy

They live too far away?

They've got way to many X's hanging around! "

She even looks hot in a paper bag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"His kitchen is messy

They live too far away?

They've got way to many X's hanging around!

She even looks hot in a paper bag "

She has booze and I don't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"His kitchen is messy

They live too far away?

They've got way to many X's hanging around!

She even looks hot in a paper bag

She has booze and I don't"

Your left eye looks a bit puffy

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By *3xyCoupleCouple over a year ago

swingers town

"His kitchen is messy

They live too far away?

They've got way to many X's hanging around!

She even looks hot in a paper bag

She has booze and I don't

Your left eye looks a bit puffy "

Because your to far.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

He has his socks on

oh no

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He has his socks on

oh no

Because you've not invited me round yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He has his socks on

oh no

Because you've not invited me round yet"

Because your 6'3

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By *B69Woman over a year ago

Wiltshire

"He has his socks on

oh no

Because you've not invited me round yet

Because your 6'3

Arse is firmer than mine

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple over a year ago

Chester

"He has his socks on

oh no

Because you've not invited me round yet

Because your 6'3

Arse is firmer than mine"

Body envy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He has his socks on

oh no

Because you've not invited me round yet

Because your 6'3

Arse is firmer than mine

Body envy

Haven't invited me to dress up as superheroes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He has his socks on

oh no

Because you've not invited me round yet

Because your 6'3

Arse is firmer than mine

Body envy

Way too many good photos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He has his socks on

oh no

Because you've not invited me round yet

Because your 6'3

Arse is firmer than mine

Body envy

Way too many good photos

She's too nice, she's up to something.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can see up his nose

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Them boxers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He has an awesome moustache

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"I can see up his nose"
not in her age range

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He has an awesome moustache "

Cheeky newbie

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By *inkylovers09Couple over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"I can see up his nose"

Lol.. nearly spit my blackcurrent everywhere

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can see up his nose"

Wearing my favourite shoes to see on a woman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can see up his nose

Wearing my favourite shoes to see on a woman"

He can pull off a tie better then me.. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can see up his nose

Wearing my favourite shoes to see on a woman

He can pull off a tie better then me.. x"

Too many clothes on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Too ripped, fecker lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Too ripped, fecker lol"

He's in the toilet!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She's a man trap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He’s too fast

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By *enn68Man over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Her bum is too perfect

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By *B69Woman over a year ago

Wiltshire

Too tall

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Too tall"

Too teasing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He legs look too sexy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He legs look too sexy "

* HER

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because, James can’t really cook

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He legs look too sexy

* HER"
because your too young for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/02/20 19:05:16]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 04/02/20 19:05:16]"

Hasn't said hello to me yet

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple over a year ago

Chester

"He legs look too sexy

* HERbecause your too young for me"

Younger and peachier than me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He legs look too sexy

* HERbecause your too young for me

Younger and peachier than me

Fi"

Younger maybe but peachier.... No way your fire, I hope to look half that hot in my 40's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/02/20 19:09:42]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He legs look too sexy

* HERbecause your too young for me

Younger and peachier than me

Younger maybe but peachier.... No way your fire, I hope to look half that hot in my 40's"

Is still anonymous

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By *iss ScherzzoWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I’m jealous of that flat belly

It’s definitely not flat

it’s round, it’s squidgy and it wobbles "

Not from where I’m sitting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m jealous of that flat belly

It’s definitely not flat

it’s round, it’s squidgy and it wobbles

Not from where I’m sitting

Because your bum is better then mine!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

She is too bloody far away from me as I'd love to chat with her over a coffee sometime

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By *iss ScherzzoWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I’m jealous of that flat belly

It’s definitely not flat

it’s round, it’s squidgy and it wobbles

Not from where I’m sitting

Because your bum is better then mine!"

Ha it’s not .. and you’re profile isn’t above me but I’m jealous you have so much HoneyBirdette

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She is too bloody far away from me as I'd love to chat with her over a coffee sometime

"
because you rock the red power lipstick and it looks stupid on me

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Twice as much boob than I have

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple over a year ago

Chester

"Twice as much boob than I have

Coz they are way too yummier

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"His kitchen is messy

They live too far away?

They've got way to many X's hanging around! "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not into tv’s sorry

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

I'm not into single guys

Sorry not sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doesn’t behave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m jealous of that flat belly

It’s definitely not flat

it’s round, it’s squidgy and it wobbles

Not from where I’m sitting

Because your bum is better then mine!

Ha it’s not .. and you’re profile isn’t above me but I’m jealous you have so much HoneyBirdette "

Another lady with taste

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She is too bloody far away from me as I'd love to chat with her over a coffee sometime

Awww I would bloody love that! You’re so lovely!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

[Removed by poster at 04/02/20 19:30:08]

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

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By *iss ScherzzoWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I’m jealous of that flat belly

It’s definitely not flat

it’s round, it’s squidgy and it wobbles

Not from where I’m sitting

Because your bum is better then mine!

Ha it’s not .. and you’re profile isn’t above me but I’m jealous you have so much HoneyBirdette

Another lady with taste

But not money ha

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"Doesn’t behave

Has gorgeous real boobs and delicious looking skin and I have to make do with ebay fake ones

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"Hate .. that she is so far away

Littlemisssaucy

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

He has a great and funny mind that i like but he's a dude....damn

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"He has a great and funny mind that i like but he's a dude....damn"

Sophie you forgot to add dirty

I have a bad reputation here to uphold

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He has a great and funny mind that i like but he's a dude....damn

Sophie you forgot to add dirty

I have a bad reputation here to uphold

He didn't share his m and ms

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He has a great and funny mind that i like but he's a dude....damn

Sophie you forgot to add dirty

I have a bad reputation here to uphold

He’s tied up all the time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He has a great and funny mind that i like but he's a dude....damn

Sophie you forgot to add dirty

I have a bad reputation here to uphold

He’s tied up all the time

She pegs

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By *inkylovers09Couple over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"He has a great and funny mind that i like but he's a dude....damn

Sophie you forgot to add dirty

I have a bad reputation here to uphold

He didn't share his m and ms

Too far and not bi

not fair lol

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"He has a great and funny mind that i like but he's a dude....damn

Sophie you forgot to add dirty

I have a bad reputation here to uphold

He didn't share his m and ms

Too far and not bi

not fair lol "

They've not invited me to play

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"He has a great and funny mind that i like but he's a dude....damn

Sophie you forgot to add dirty

I have a bad reputation here to uphold

He’s tied up all the time

She's greedy , has own belt , wants mine too.

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By *inkylovers09Couple over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"He has a great and funny mind that i like but he's a dude....damn

Sophie you forgot to add dirty

I have a bad reputation here to uphold

He didn't share his m and ms

Too far and not bi

not fair lol

They've not invited me to play

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"He has a great and funny mind that i like but he's a dude....damn

Sophie you forgot to add dirty

I have a bad reputation here to uphold

He didn't share his m and ms

Too far and not bi

not fair lol

They've not invited me to play

Liar , trickstery queen ...that wasn't a sting ....it fecking still hurts

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

Jumped in the middle before I could post my reply to the last one!

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"He has a great and funny mind that i like but he's a dude....damn

Sophie you forgot to add dirty

I have a bad reputation here to uphold

He didn't share his m and ms

Too far and not bi

not fair lol

They've not invited me to play

Now I'm gonna have to give out to myself for being blind.

Where have you been all this time.

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By *j69funCouple over a year ago

kildare

He's a smoker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Her nipples aren't in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Her nipples aren't in my mouth"

He can play the guitar and I cant

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By *inkylovers09Couple over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"Her nipples aren't in my mouth

He can play the guitar and I cant"

She likes my bum but can't give it to her

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

They haven't sent me a friend invite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Profile text is way too long

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can’t view the profile

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"Profile text is way too long

She has hips I'd die for

(Will rewrite my profile too )

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Profile text is way too long

She has hips I'd die for

(Will rewrite my profile too )

Cause it’s so damn perfect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Profile text is way too long

She has hips I'd die for

(Will rewrite my profile too )

Cause it’s so damn perfect

I can only deal with 1 cock pic at a time.

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By *uffymayfairCouple over a year ago

vera playa, Almeria

Great pics

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sooooo lonnnng

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"Sooooo lonnnng"

For a Gatsby he's not that great

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sooooo lonnnng

For a Gatsby he's not that great"

Because your a smoker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sooooo lonnnng

For a Gatsby he's not that great

Because your a smoker"

Because she is from clethorpes and that's miles away so all the hot pics are just a tease

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sooooo lonnnng

For a Gatsby he's not that great

Because your a smoker

Because she is from clethorpes and that's miles away so all the hot pics are just a tease "

Because there's only 2 pics

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

Its soooooo much better than mine and she has a great eye for pictures that I can't match

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Its soooooo much better than mine and she has a great eye for pictures that I can't match "

Envious that sophie looks so much better in a Basque than i do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Its soooooo much better than mine and she has a great eye for pictures that I can't match

Envious that sophie looks so much better in a Basque than i do "

Because you have a fantastic collection af tattoos between you both

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"Its soooooo much better than mine and she has a great eye for pictures that I can't match

Envious that sophie looks so much better in a Basque than i do "

I'm shocked that you can tell fibs so brazenly as I've seen your pics and you look absolutely delicious in yours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Its soooooo much better than mine and she has a great eye for pictures that I can't match

Envious that sophie looks so much better in a Basque than i do

I'm shocked that you can tell fibs so brazenly as I've seen your pics and you look absolutely delicious in yours

No fibs. You rock that outfit. Id love to be as slim as you

cant even blame the fact i only had a baby 12 wks ago either, ive always been a chunky monkey haha

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"Its soooooo much better than mine and she has a great eye for pictures that I can't match

Envious that sophie looks so much better in a Basque than i do

I'm shocked that you can tell fibs so brazenly as I've seen your pics and you look absolutely delicious in yours

No fibs. You rock that outfit. Id love to be as slim as you

cant even blame the fact i only had a baby 12 wks ago either, ive always been a chunky monkey haha "

I dont like that I can't bloody pm you to tell you how wrong you are as you have a damned incredible figure lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Its soooooo much better than mine and she has a great eye for pictures that I can't match

Envious that sophie looks so much better in a Basque than i do

I'm shocked that you can tell fibs so brazenly as I've seen your pics and you look absolutely delicious in yours

No fibs. You rock that outfit. Id love to be as slim as you

cant even blame the fact i only had a baby 12 wks ago either, ive always been a chunky monkey haha

I dont like that I can't bloody pm you to tell you how wrong you are as you have a damned incredible figure lol "

Looks better in sexy underwear than me

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By *inkylovers09Couple over a year ago

Hertfordshire

You're bored

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

they're kinky

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By *inkylovers09Couple over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"they're kinky

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"they're kinky

Baggy trousers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"they're kinky

Baggy trousers "

He’s got more veris than me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"they're kinky

Baggy trousers

He’s got more veris than me!"
dicky bow cmon

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

He is too away

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By *inkylovers09Couple over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"He is too away

Straight!

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By *eordie1978Man over a year ago

Newcastle

You’re wearing one of my work shirts and creasing it! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You’re wearing one of my work shirts and creasing it! X"

Under 7ft

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

"You’re wearing one of my work shirts and creasing it! X

Under 7ft "

Geographically challenged

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He is too away

"
far but its only 45 mins from London to leeds easy peasy lemon squeezy

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple over a year ago

on the move

"You’re wearing one of my work shirts and creasing it! X

Under 7ft

Geographically challenged "

She's too sexy, boobs are too big and makes my husband think of bad things

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

space travellers

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By *eordie1978Man over a year ago

Newcastle

No independent photos of your right leg!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No independent photos of your right leg!"
hes very observant

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

"No independent photos of your right leg!"

How do you know that’s not his third leg?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

shes blocked me

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By *eordie1978Man over a year ago

Newcastle

I reckon the knee gives it away haha

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By *exysoul888TV/TS over a year ago

Newcastle

"shes blocked me

He's straight...

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

"shes blocked me

Vice versa it seems

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"shes blocked me

Vice versa it seems "
i haven't blocked you

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By *exysoul888TV/TS over a year ago

Newcastle

"shes blocked me

Vice versa it seems "

Out of my League

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"shes blocked me

Vice versa it seems

Out of my League

"
I'd have to die to see her soul

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"shes blocked me

Vice versa it seems "

Because she's not my goodmorning girl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's too long. The profile I mean.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

Her profile is too short, I like a good read

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Her profile is too short, I like a good read

Have you re-done yours yet?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"Her profile is too short, I like a good read

Have you re-done yours yet?

It will have to wait till tomorrow as I'm at work and supposed to be busy.

I'm coming to you so you can proof read

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Her profile is too short, I like a good read

Have you re-done yours yet?

It will have to wait till tomorrow as I'm at work and supposed to be busy.

I'm coming to you so you can proof read

I'll check it, sure

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By *agnar1980Man over a year ago

Poole

Would love some feedback on mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm jealous of his bath. I'd love a bath but I can't be bothered.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She makes me question my sexuality

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm jealous of his bath. I'd love a bath but I can't be bothered. "

Her buttocks are better than mine ...this makes me angry

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

She has a cleavage I can only dream of in many ways

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"I'm jealous of his bath. I'd love a bath but I can't be bothered.

Her buttocks are better than mine ...this makes me angry "

Liar, should be called angelic boobs or angelsAss as I can't see any eyes

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

He prefers M&M's over Maltesers

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

He draws faces better than me

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

[Removed by poster at 04/02/20 22:08:26]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 04/02/20 22:08:26]"

She has gorgeous long legs and a beautiful smile x I’m a short arse x

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"He prefers M&M's over Maltesers

I can make up my mind about sweets he can't about his 987 pics

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"[Removed by poster at 04/02/20 22:08:26]

She has gorgeous long legs and a beautiful smile x I’m a short arse x"

She has some wicked tattoos I want to see close up and she is miles and miles away x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She looks far nicer than myself

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

I've just had another look at her pics and she is clearly delusional as well as being the owner of a heavenly figure

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