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"Surely it's not just me? What would you do to heat up the person above? " He he - I am imaginative  | |||
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"Give him his dressing gown " Wrap her up in my fleecey blanket | |||
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"Offer warm goey chocolate fudge cake " Give him a blanket. | |||
"Offer warm goey chocolate fudge cake Give him a blanket. " Buy her all the lattes and pop her in an adorable onesie. | |||
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"Shag "I didn't think he was your type | |||
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"Shag
I didn't think he was your type"A day trip to sunny Southport | |||
"Put fire on" Wank him furiously with rubber gloves on | |||
"Shag
I didn't think he was your type
A day trip to sunny Southport "My friend lives there. She says... it's the arse end of nowhere. | |||
"Rub her between two sticks to make a fire "Hard of hearing.... did you say dicks ? | |||
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"Rub her between two sticks to make a fire
Hard of hearing.... did you say dicks ?"Hot chocolate n a hig | |||
"Rub her between two sticks to make a fire
Hard of hearing.... did you say dicks ?"Do the top 2 buttons up on her cardi  | |||
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"Pass the long johns to " Pour a boiling kettle into her tub ..... oooooooo hot. | |||
"Rub her between two sticks to make a fire
Hard of hearing.... did you say dicks ?
Do the top 2 buttons up on her cardi "Have electrical buttons on me cardi ... | |||
"Pass the long johns to " cuddle her as we watch a film | |||
"Rub her between two sticks to make a fire
Hard of hearing.... did you say dicks ?
Hot chocolate n a hig"Give him hit chucolite and a hat. | |||
"Rub her between two sticks to make a fire
Hard of hearing.... did you say dicks ?
Do the top 2 buttons up on her cardi
Have electrical buttons on me cardi ..."Wow that’s progress Granny  | |||
"Shag
I didn't think he was your type
A day trip to sunny Southport
My friend lives there. She says... it's the arse end of nowhere.
"Your friend is correct. Person above (whoever it is by the time I type this) I'd cook you a lovely warming casserole served with Lisa's special dumplings | |||
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"Shag
I didn't think he was your type"I’m gay now  | |||
"Sofa snuggles" With me | |||
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"send him to oz "Sew extensions on his shorts | |||
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"Put fire on" Tuck his penis away so no one can have it and it’s nice and cozy | |||
"Put fire on Tuck his penis away so no one can have it and it’s nice and cozy "I'd take her shopping and buy her a lovely warm coat and then I'd go to a coffee shop to get us both a drink! | |||
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"Loan them my thermal leggings and tops." Same | |||
"Offer warm goey chocolate fudge cake Give him a blanket. Buy her all the lattes and pop her in an adorable onesie. " I look cute in a onesie | |||
"Loan them my thermal leggings and tops. Same "Give him a hot water bottle in a fluffy cover. | |||
"Shag
I didn't think he was your type
A day trip to sunny Southport "My cousin lives here and I love visiting the promenade... | |||
"Put fire on Tuck his penis away so no one can have it and it’s nice and cozy
I'd take her shopping and buy her a lovely warm coat and then I'd go to a coffee shop to get us both a drink! "Ohh that sounds lovely, I’ll order us two frappacappucinomochachinofraapelatte’s | |||
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