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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If I was in your harem, and wasn’t being as well behaved as you liked, what would you trade me in for?
I’d like to think I’m worth more than a goat though please- maybe a pony?  xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Two camels and a Terry's chocolate orange "
I’d say that the camels may be pushing it a bit tbh. Might be worth the chocolate orange, but that’s a heck of a sacrifice on your part! xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've seen your title deeds so would have to defer to inked_n_irish for a valuation 
So Aston Martin it is then "
Bet he’d trade me for a unicycle at times, lol, so he’d snap your hand off for an Aston Martin! xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Two camels and a Terry's chocolate orange
I’d say that the camels may be pushing it a bit tbh. Might be worth the chocolate orange, but that’s a heck of a sacrifice on your part! xx"
To be honest they could haggle me down to just the chocolate orange. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Two camels and a Terry's chocolate orange
I’d say that the camels may be pushing it a bit tbh. Might be worth the chocolate orange, but that’s a heck of a sacrifice on your part! xx
To be honest they could haggle me down to just the chocolate orange. "
You could probably haggle them down even more- just one segment! xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Two camels and a Terry's chocolate orange
I’d say that the camels may be pushing it a bit tbh. Might be worth the chocolate orange, but that’s a heck of a sacrifice on your part! xx
To be honest they could haggle me down to just the chocolate orange.
You could probably haggle them down even more- just one segment! xx"
Only if it's the popping choclate kind! |
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"If I was in your harem, and wasn’t being as well behaved as you liked, what would you trade me in for?
I’d like to think I’m worth more than a goat though please- maybe a pony? xx"
Goats are awesome though......but I wouldn’t trade you in x
.....unless I get a Pygmy goat offer |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If I was in your harem, and wasn’t being as well behaved as you liked, what would you trade me in for?
I’d like to think I’m worth more than a goat though please- maybe a pony? xx
Goats are awesome though......but I wouldn’t trade you in x
.....unless I get a Pygmy goat offer "
You might do, I’m only small so they might not want to trade a larger goat anyway xx |
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"If I was in your harem, and wasn’t being as well behaved as you liked, what would you trade me in for?
I’d like to think I’m worth more than a goat though please- maybe a pony? xx"
Toblerone, white wine and day release on you from your new owner  x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I was in your harem, and wasn’t being as well behaved as you liked, what would you trade me in for?
I’d like to think I’m worth more than a goat though please- maybe a pony? xx
Toblerone, white wine and day release on you from your new owner x"
Thank you- that’s actually my most favourite chocolate ever! So I’d struggle to trade that in for me!
Day release- I’m a mare! They’d probably give me back and demand you keep the rest as compensation for putting up with me for so long! Haha xx |
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"If I was in your harem, and wasn’t being as well behaved as you liked, what would you trade me in for?
I’d like to think I’m worth more than a goat though please- maybe a pony? xx
Toblerone, white wine and day release on you from your new owner x
Thank you- that’s actually my most favourite chocolate ever! So I’d struggle to trade that in for me!
Day release- I’m a mare! They’d probably give me back and demand you keep the rest as compensation for putting up with me for so long! Haha xx"
Then, as a compromise, how about I keep hold of you, bring toblerone as an incentive for you to ‘behave’ better for me?
Win, win! xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If I was in your harem, and wasn’t being as well behaved as you liked, what would you trade me in for?
I’d like to think I’m worth more than a goat though please- maybe a pony? xx
Toblerone, white wine and day release on you from your new owner x
Thank you- that’s actually my most favourite chocolate ever! So I’d struggle to trade that in for me!
Day release- I’m a mare! They’d probably give me back and demand you keep the rest as compensation for putting up with me for so long! Haha xx
Then, as a compromise, how about I keep hold of you, bring toblerone as an incentive for you to ‘behave’ better for me?
Win, win! xx"
Hmmmm...tempting, but I can be a brat at times, so may need to stock pile the toblerone, haha xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A hot sexy lady 
Lol, you’ll find plenty on here. Obviously I’m wounded that I’m not one, or you might have kept me, haha x"
Ok, an average looking lady |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A hot sexy lady
Lol, you’ll find plenty on here. Obviously I’m wounded that I’m not one, or you might have kept me, haha x
Ok, an average looking lady "
Lol, I’ve already been bartered down x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Trade in values normally only 30%,
Id probably just ask for crash team racing."
Could I photograph the race before I was traded? Love photographing races x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I was in your harem, and wasn’t being as well behaved as you liked, what would you trade me in for?
I’d like to think I’m worth more than a goat though please- maybe a pony? xx I would like to keep you at first but if some1 is interested I will exchange you for 3 horses.  "
Haha, you may need to barter- can’t see anyone handing three horses over for me xx |
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By *Jones19Man
over a year ago
Evesham, Worcester, Pershore |
"If I was in your harem, and wasn’t being as well behaved as you liked, what would you trade me in for?
I’d like to think I’m worth more than a goat though please- maybe a pony? xx"
Hmm. It would have to be something worthwhile, cause nobody's trading you away for pennies that's for sure. One of those new massive smart TVs maybe. Or a Boat. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’d trade you in for 5 blow jobs "
Haha, think you’d probably get your deal- you wouldn’t even need to actually trade me in! They’d probably do it for fun! xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I was in your harem, and wasn’t being as well behaved as you liked, what would you trade me in for?
I’d like to think I’m worth more than a goat though please- maybe a pony? xx
Hmm. It would have to be something worthwhile, cause nobody's trading you away for pennies that's for sure. One of those new massive smart TVs maybe. Or a Boat."
You’d be surprised! Think I’d be traded in for a old tv times and a can of peas at times! But thank you. A massive television usually seal most deals xx |
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By *uffnsmovCouple
over a year ago
Leeds/Wakefield |
"If I was in your harem, and wasn’t being as well behaved as you liked, what would you trade me in for?
I’d like to think I’m worth more than a goat though please- maybe a pony? xx"
We'd pull you back into line quick enough. If not 10 bob and a Blackies egg  |
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"If I was in your harem, and wasn’t being as well behaved as you liked, what would you trade me in for?
I’d like to think I’m worth more than a goat though please- maybe a pony? xx
Toblerone, white wine and day release on you from your new owner x
Thank you- that’s actually my most favourite chocolate ever! So I’d struggle to trade that in for me!
Day release- I’m a mare! They’d probably give me back and demand you keep the rest as compensation for putting up with me for so long! Haha xx
Then, as a compromise, how about I keep hold of you, bring toblerone as an incentive for you to ‘behave’ better for me?
Win, win! xx
Hmmmm...tempting, but I can be a brat at times, so may need to stock pile the toblerone, haha xx"
Have got a few toblerones in stock...awaiting your arrival xx |
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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago
Beyond the shadows. |
"If I was in your harem, and wasn’t being as well behaved as you liked, what would you trade me in for?
I’d like to think I’m worth more than a goat though please- maybe a pony? xx"
a Mogwai, I always wanted one of them |
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