In a restaurant

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The waiter walks over, "May i take your order, sir?"

"Yes, how do you prepare your chicken?", replies the man.

"Oh, nothing special, sir. We just tell them straight out that they're going to die".

By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

By *urlyCatzWoman over a year ago

Blackpool

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I walked into a restaurant and asked for a table. Waiter asks 'Do you have a reservation?'

I looked him up and down and said 'Hmmm that shirt with that tie?'

By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

I asked the waiter if he had frogs legs and he said "It's just the way I walk"

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I walked into a restaurant and asked for a table. Waiter asks 'Do you have a reservation?'

I looked him up and down and said 'Hmmm that shirt with that tie?'"