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By *dsindy OP TV/TS
over a year ago
East Lancashire |
Had a meet arranged yesterday, drove over and as I neared his house I shook my head. Boarded over front window covered in spray paint. Drove straight off. Messaged him when I got home to explain why I didn't turn up and his answer was "well, we are not all posh enough to have windows".
So, my question is....what is it that defines a person as posh (apart from glazing? |
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"Had a meet arranged yesterday, drove over and as I neared his house I shook my head. Boarded over front window covered in spray paint. Drove straight off. Messaged him when I got home to explain why I didn't turn up and his answer was "well, we are not all posh enough to have windows".
So, my question is....what is it that defines a person as posh (apart from glazing?"
Being married to Becks ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You were breast fed by your nanny
You have a double barrelled surname and it's not because your parents aren't married
You live on an estate and it's not owned by the council....and everyone doths their cap as you ride by
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You were breast fed by your nanny
You have a double barrelled surname and it's not because your parents aren't married
You live on an estate and it's not owned by the council....and everyone doths their cap as you ride by
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And you think a creche is a car accident  |
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By *dsindy OP TV/TS
over a year ago
East Lancashire |
"You have Windows bricked up because of the 1696 window tax...and not because your dealer put yours through with a hammer because you were late..."
Which, strangely enough, was what I thought had happened when I arrived...lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I ate crisps out of a bowl once...
But that’s normal isn’t it  "
Depends if the bowl was ming and should have been in a museum or plastic and from the pound shop |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had a meet arranged yesterday, drove over and as I neared his house I shook my head. Boarded over front window covered in spray paint. Drove straight off. Messaged him when I got home to explain why I didn't turn up and his answer was "well, we are not all posh enough to have windows".
So, my question is....what is it that defines a person as posh (apart from glazing?"
One doesnt know, ask my butler.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I do have a bit of a thing for public schoolboys, they bring out the mischief in me. But I also love my fwb who turns up in his overalls and boots fresh from the garage he runs. Class has nothing to do with money or breeding.
As for riding a horse being posh... You not got any traveller sites near you?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m posh because I never fart in front of a lady
I always let her go first "
Do you then rip an absolute room clearer and say "I'll see yours and raise you!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m posh because I never fart in front of a lady
I always let her go first
Do you then rip an absolute room clearer and say "I'll see yours and raise you!" "
No I blame the dog |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a double barrelled surname (at the mo!), a utility room for the staff (washer/drier), skylights, integrated blinds and double gates! Well posh!
Although I was chatting to a guy who put me well off by telling me her was going to put his penis in my vagina! Maybe not as posh as I thought, haha xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a double barrelled surname (at the mo!), a utility room for the staff (washer/drier), skylights, integrated blinds and double gates! Well posh!
Although I was chatting to a guy who put me well off by telling me her was going to put his penis in my vagina! Maybe not as posh as I thought, haha xx"
He, not her, haha xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a double barrelled surname (at the mo!), a utility room for the staff (washer/drier), skylights, integrated blinds and double gates! Well posh!
Although I was chatting to a guy who put me well off by telling me her was going to put his penis in my vagina! Maybe not as posh as I thought, haha xx
He, not her, haha xx"
Have a friend who likes to use my full name and the letters after it, when she wants a reference, as if it makes me look more respectable and posh, lol, I don’t even use them! Too pretentious.
My ex hubby thought I was too posh because of my accent. I had elocution lessons in school, not because I was posh, but because my Welsh accent meant the English teacher couldn’t understand me. I spoke too fast, and the accent too strong for her to understand me, when I’d spent time with my dad, back in Wales, and returned to England where we lived x
I’m anything but posh! Merely polite xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a lovely long term fwb, he's a private doctor and very well spoken, he once invited me to a home he had at the time and Woah!! When I first met him I assumed public school. As I got to know him better I found out he was from an Irish family in Essex and had had an impressive career as a professional middleweight boxer! The accent came from elocution lessons he had before he did his MD. I was astonished and would never, ever have known. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a lovely long term fwb, he's a private doctor and very well spoken, he once invited me to a home he had at the time and Woah!! When I first met him I assumed public school. As I got to know him better I found out he was from an Irish family in Essex and had had an impressive career as a professional middleweight boxer! The accent came from elocution lessons he had before he did his MD. I was astonished and would never, ever have known. "
Did you do rip roarers in front of him  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a lovely long term fwb, he's a private doctor and very well spoken, he once invited me to a home he had at the time and Woah!! When I first met him I assumed public school. As I got to know him better I found out he was from an Irish family in Essex and had had an impressive career as a professional middleweight boxer! The accent came from elocution lessons he had before he did his MD. I was astonished and would never, ever have known.
Did you do rip roarers in front of him "
I don't do that in front of anyone but I did throw up on him while I was sucking his cock once he was soooooo sweet to me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got lots of windows so I must be well posh 
. Mine all open and shut too. I’m considerably posher than you!! "
I’m even posher than you because my windows go up & down posh sash windows |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Apparently I'm posh because I have a middle class non-weegie/Ned accent and a rather large library. Throw in art school to the mix and what I do for a living. It's insulting as it basically says the working class can't have a certain aesthetic, work in the arts or do things like ski. Pfft. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Apparently I'm posh because I have a middle class non-weegie/Ned accent and a rather large library. Throw in art school to the mix and what I do for a living. It's insulting as it basically says the working class can't have a certain aesthetic, work in the arts or do things like ski. Pfft."
Confusing posh with rich or educated is very common. Three completely different and separate things. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Apparently I'm posh because I have a middle class non-weegie/Ned accent and a rather large library. Throw in art school to the mix and what I do for a living. It's insulting as it basically says the working class can't have a certain aesthetic, work in the arts or do things like ski. Pfft.
Confusing posh with rich or educated is very common. Three completely different and separate things. "
True!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One puts one’s right arm in, one’s right arm out, in out, in out then one shakes it all about while fisting."
Well you clearly know what it's all about, Doc  |
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"You were breast fed by your nanny
You have a double barrelled surname and it's not because your parents aren't married
You live on an estate and it's not owned by the council....and everyone doths their cap as you ride by
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I genuinely do have a double-barrelled surname 
... and 2 middle names |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know the names of everyone you shag
Not names. It's when you the Titles of everyone you shag!"
 so true, I've had more than one meet with Lord Helpus! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Taking it up the arse, does not make one posh
I’m just me ... sound posh on occasion but absolutely not"
But you do take up the arse from time to time then? |
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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago
near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in |
"A posh lady is one who takes it up ones arse 
A posh person is someone who, has someone else take it up ones arse, for them."
So the governments posh !!! As we've. All getting fu***d by them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had a meet arranged yesterday, drove over and as I neared his house I shook my head. Boarded over front window covered in spray paint. Drove straight off. Messaged him when I got home to explain why I didn't turn up and his answer was "well, we are not all posh enough to have windows".
So, my question is....what is it that defines a person as posh (apart from glazing?"
Fuck my life can't afford windows Jesus Christ dodged a bullet with that one |
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"I'm posh. I have someone to squeeze my arse cheeks when I feel a fart coming on.
Your posh as your number 3 on the hot pic page, well done x "
Really ? Well you can't beat a good silhouette can you dear |
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