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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I just had a nostalgic momnent. Who can remember the these old slogans.
1) watch out, watch out there’s a Humphrey about.
2) naughty, but nice.
3 ) Murray mints, Murray mints. To good to hurry mints.
4) that’s handy Harry. Stick it in the oven.
5) if you see Sid, tell him.
See if you know what the brand are.
And add a few of you own. |
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"I just had a nostalgic momnent. Who can remember the these old slogans.
1) watch out, watch out there’s a Humphrey about.
2) naughty, but nice.
3 ) Murray mints, Murray mints. To good to hurry mints.
4) that’s handy Harry. Stick it in the oven.
5) if you see Sid, tell him.
See if you know what the brand are.
And add a few of you own. "
1. A milkshake as far as I remember.
2. Cream cakes.
3. Murray Mints (a bit obvious!)
4. A pizza that fell from above. McCain maybe?
5. British Gas privatisation.
Here's mine:
Jim Dunk says don't drink it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh it’s chips it’s chips, we hope it’s chips it’s chips "
Will it be mash or jacket spuds,
Will it be salad or frozen peas,
Will it be mushrooms,
Fried onion rings,
You'll have to wait and see. |
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"Mind the bannisters son.
Probably the best lager in the World
You can't get better than a Kwik Fit fitter
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I remember Jasper Carrott doing a take-of of the Kwik Fit song. It was advertising fast christenings and they sang "You can't dip quicker than a quick-dip vicar". |
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"I’m a secret lemonade drinker R Whites..
Only the crumbliest flakiest chocolate .. oral sex with chocolate
Don’t forget the fruit gums mum
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Did you know Elvis Costello was in the R Whites lemonade ad with his dad? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Charlie says mraw mraw mraw mraw mraw mraw mraw. (If any one can get that one I'll give you a medal!)"
Never go with anyone without telling your mummy or daddy first? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Charlie says mraw mraw mraw mraw mraw mraw mraw. (If any one can get that one I'll give you a medal!)
Never go with anyone without telling your mummy or daddy first?"
Something to do with stranger danger from what I can remember. Will have to YouTube it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fosters, the Amber nectar. The Paul Hogan adverts were brilliant.
.....’I think we overdone it with the Sherry...’ "
That was Castlemaine XXXX but I nearly mentioned them too cos those ads were awesome |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Charlie says mraw mraw mraw mraw mraw mraw mraw. (If any one can get that one I'll give you a medal!)
Never go with anyone without telling your mummy or daddy first?"
Government safety information adverts.
The prodigy used it in a song Charly on The Experience album |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
I bet she wears Harmony hairspray
Richard Shops are full of all the pretty things, such a lot of pretty things to wear
Men can't help acting on Impulse
How do Do It All Do it, what they do it for, can somebody tell?
When you walk through the door your pound's worth more at...Brentford Nylons where else?
Rabbit, rabbit, yap, yap, bunny, bunny, jabber
Gertcha |
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"Fosters, the Amber nectar. The Paul Hogan adverts were brilliant.
.....’I think we overdone it with the Sherry...’
That was Castlemaine XXXX but I nearly mentioned them too cos those ads were awesome "
Oh yes
I remember one of the Paul Hogan Fosters ones where he was watching the ballet and uttered the immortal line: ‘Strewth! There’s a bloke down there with no strides on!’ ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Charlie says mraw mraw mraw mraw mraw mraw mraw. (If any one can get that one I'll give you a medal!)
Never go with anyone without telling your mummy or daddy first?
Government safety information adverts.
The prodigy used it in a song Charly on The Experience album "
Yes they did |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fosters, the Amber nectar. The Paul Hogan adverts were brilliant.
.....’I think we overdone it with the Sherry...’
That was Castlemaine XXXX but I nearly mentioned them too cos those ads were awesome
Oh yes
I remember one of the Paul Hogan Fosters ones where he was watching the ballet and uttered the immortal line: ‘Strewth! There’s a bloke down there with no strides on!’ "
and then he puts his hand in front of his bird's eyes
I liked the tower of London one :
Where are we, mate?
The Bloody Tower
Alright, sport, I only asked!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join out club.
Suzie says. “Trioooooooo”
This is the age of the train.
Put a Tiger in your tank.
Cornflakes? Good any time of day.
Shredded wheat. Can you eat three? |
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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago
near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in |
There a moose loose about this hoose !!!
Wine gums ??? If I remember ,,
All because the lady lovvees milk tray
Hello boys !!! Wonderbra
Second-class return to dottingingham please. ,,, TUNESSSSS
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TRIO, TRIO I'd like a trio would you like one too
Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,
A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.
He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"TRIO, TRIO I'd like a trio would you like one too
Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,
A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.
He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.
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As I understand, they still drink it in the Congo ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat. It’s full of Cadbury goodness and very small and neat.
Toffos. When a mans gotta chew, what a mans gotta chew.
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"You know when you've been tango'd
Is he picking his nose or what? (Wotsits)"
The first one reminded me of 'belly's gonna get you, belly belly belly' still stuck in my head and I had to google it to make sure it existed and wasn't just the remnants of a fever dream. It is, and it was for Reebok which I didn't remember ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By *aryukMan
over a year ago
Tameside |
Kia-Ora .... it’s too orangey for crows it just for me and my dog..... I’ll be your dog......Kia-Ora boogie boogie boogie boogie Kia-Ora
Or
You can’t put a better bit of butter on your knife |
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"Anytime any place anywhere... that's Martini.
Spawned a whole generation of women being called martini if they where a bit generous with the lovin."
Find memories of a "martini" girl back in the day |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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My name's Coco, I'm a monkey like you. I live in the jungle, not in the zoo. I lived on leaves when there weren't any shops, but I'd rather have a bowl of Coco Pops |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Oh, we are the lads from Country Life
And you can’t put a better bit o’ butter on yer knife
If you haven’t any in ‘ave a word with yer wife
And spread it on yer toast in the mornin’
It’s Country Life, it’s English too,
From the cow to the dairy, from the dairy down to you,
‘Cos it’s pure and fresh and creamy through and through,
So spread it on yer toast in the mornin’ |
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"My name's Coco, I'm a monkey like you. I live in the jungle, not in the zoo. I lived on leaves when there weren't any shops, but I'd rather have a bowl of Coco Pops"
We had a version of that at school
"My name's Coco, I live up a tree,
I sell condoms for 50p
You get 'em in yellow or pink or green,
My mates all call me a Johnny machine" ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was drinking something poofy,
And this girl looks straight through me,
So I have a pint of Hawk,
And now she wants to screw me!
HAWK"
Once in every lifetime,
Comes a love like this......![](/icons/s/wink.gif) ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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