Just enquired about my house exorcising
Wanted. Brave soldier who ain’t afraid of no ghosts to lay at the side of me whilst the apparitions and voices appear.
Happy to provide you with lame yet inoffensive weapons including toilet plunger or pledge polish.
Must agree not to have a wank if I end up fucking myself with the crucifix.
Please wear old clothes. Previous applicants need not apply. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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Fuck that. I saw the film when it came out when I was younger and it scared the shit out of me.
Although I suppose if your head twisted all the way round you'd be able to make eye contact during doggy.....
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"Fuck that. I saw the film when it came out when I was younger and it scared the shit out of me.
Although I suppose if your head twisted all the way round you'd be able to make eye contact during doggy.....
A"
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Sounds like a winner! We can all help. But I'm not a big Pledge spray fan. Natural sprays could be better - a few users could squirt their stuff.
If we can help to prove the existence of another dimension, we may end up with a Nobel prize too  |
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"Sounds like a winner! We can all help. But I'm not a big Pledge spray fan. Natural sprays could be better - a few users could squirt their stuff.
If we can help to prove the existence of another dimension, we may end up with a Nobel prize too "
I see you..... be like an ectoplasm.... good thinking |
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"I’m in! Make sure the crucifix has not sharp edges in case you decide to let me have a go too  "
Forget the pink toilet brush! There is no way I can sit and watch you both with that crucifix without getting excited! We would all end up possessed!
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"I’m in! Make sure the crucifix has not sharp edges in case you decide to let me have a go too
I’ll bite the pointy end off. Can’t be spoiling your foofoo x"
You’re too kind  |
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"I’m in! Make sure the crucifix has not sharp edges in case you decide to let me have a go too
Forget the pink toilet brush! There is no way I can sit and watch you both with that crucifix without getting excited! We would all end up possessed!
D."
We are so all going to hell! |
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"I’m in! Make sure the crucifix has not sharp edges in case you decide to let me have a go too
Forget the pink toilet brush! There is no way I can sit and watch you both with that crucifix without getting excited! We would all end up possessed!
D.
We are so all going to hell! "
So basically, this exorcism is pretty much just a circle jerk? |
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"I’m in! Make sure the crucifix has not sharp edges in case you decide to let me have a go too
Forget the pink toilet brush! There is no way I can sit and watch you both with that crucifix without getting excited! We would all end up possessed!
D.
We are so all going to hell!
So basically, this exorcism is pretty much just a circle jerk?"
Hang on. Wonder if the vicar will cotton on |
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"I’m in! Make sure the crucifix has not sharp edges in case you decide to let me have a go too
Forget the pink toilet brush! There is no way I can sit and watch you both with that crucifix without getting excited! We would all end up possessed!
D.
We are so all going to hell!
So basically, this exorcism is pretty much just a circle jerk?"
Ye but with the addition of Pledge and a BBP!
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"I’m in! Make sure the crucifix has not sharp edges in case you decide to let me have a go too
Forget the pink toilet brush! There is no way I can sit and watch you both with that crucifix without getting excited! We would all end up possessed!
D.
We are so all going to hell!
So basically, this exorcism is pretty much just a circle jerk?
Ye but with the addition of Pledge and a BBP!
D."
You motherfuckers need Jesus |
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"I’m in! Make sure the crucifix has not sharp edges in case you decide to let me have a go too
Forget the pink toilet brush! There is no way I can sit and watch you both with that crucifix without getting excited! We would all end up possessed!
D.
We are so all going to hell!
So basically, this exorcism is pretty much just a circle jerk?
Ye but with the addition of Pledge and a BBP!
D.
You motherfuckers need Jesus"
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"I’m in! Make sure the crucifix has not sharp edges in case you decide to let me have a go too
Forget the pink toilet brush! There is no way I can sit and watch you both with that crucifix without getting excited! We would all end up possessed!
D.
We are so all going to hell!
So basically, this exorcism is pretty much just a circle jerk?
Ye but with the addition of Pledge and a BBP!
D.
You motherfuckers need Jesus
If we say “oh God” a lot, does that count? "
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"Which is your desired apparition, Incubus or succubus 
I’m making a succubus costume for Halloween. Might wear it. That’ll confuse them, but to answer your question, the latter please "
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"Which is your desired apparition, Incubus or succubus
I’m making a succubus costume for Halloween. Might wear it. That’ll confuse them, but to answer your question, the latter please
Hope no keeps kids come knocking on your door shouting “trick or treat”. "
That’s what I’m wearing it for... like they say at Butlins.... “A bit of blue for the dad’s” |
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"Imagine the spirit tho “you’re just a cocksucking whore” and I’d be like “wow you guys, this one actually KNOWS ME” "
Imagine if it said
"Wow, what can I say, sucks like a dyson, treat with respect"
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"Imagine the spirit tho “you’re just a cocksucking whore” and I’d be like “wow you guys, this one actually KNOWS ME”
Imagine if it said
"Wow, what can I say, sucks like a dyson, treat with respect"
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"I’m in! Make sure the crucifix has not sharp edges in case you decide to let me have a go too
Forget the pink toilet brush! There is no way I can sit and watch you both with that crucifix without getting excited! We would all end up possessed!
D.
We are so all going to hell!
So basically, this exorcism is pretty much just a circle jerk?
Ye but with the addition of Pledge and a BBP!
D.
You motherfuckers need Jesus
If we say “oh God” a lot, does that count? "
‘Oh god’ is fine but if it’s ‘oh my fucking God” we aren’t covered 
D. |
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"I’m in! Make sure the crucifix has not sharp edges in case you decide to let me have a go too
Forget the pink toilet brush! There is no way I can sit and watch you both with that crucifix without getting excited! We would all end up possessed!
D.
We are so all going to hell!
So basically, this exorcism is pretty much just a circle jerk?
Ye but with the addition of Pledge and a BBP!
D.
You motherfuckers need Jesus
If we say “oh God” a lot, does that count?
‘Oh god’ is fine but if it’s ‘oh my fucking God” we aren’t covered
D."
Let’s steal some holy water just in case
Oops |
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"I’m in! Make sure the crucifix has not sharp edges in case you decide to let me have a go too
Forget the pink toilet brush! There is no way I can sit and watch you both with that crucifix without getting excited! We would all end up possessed!
D.
We are so all going to hell!
So basically, this exorcism is pretty much just a circle jerk?
Ye but with the addition of Pledge and a BBP!
D.
You motherfuckers need Jesus
If we say “oh God” a lot, does that count?
‘Oh god’ is fine but if it’s ‘oh my fucking God” we aren’t covered
D.
Let’s steal some holy water just in case
Oops "
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If we say “oh God” a lot, does that count?
‘Oh god’ is fine but if it’s ‘oh my fucking God” we aren’t covered
D.
Let’s steal some holy water just in case
Oops "
Borrow! You mean borrow some holy water 
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If we say “oh God” a lot, does that count?
‘Oh god’ is fine but if it’s ‘oh my fucking God” we aren’t covered
D.
Let’s steal some holy water just in case
Oops
Borrow! You mean borrow some holy water
D."
Are we putting it back afterwards
I’m not sure we should |
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"I’m in! Make sure the crucifix has not sharp edges in case you decide to let me have a go too
Forget the pink toilet brush! There is no way I can sit and watch you both with that crucifix without getting excited! We would all end up possessed!
D.
We are so all going to hell!
So basically, this exorcism is pretty much just a circle jerk?
Ye but with the addition of Pledge and a BBP!
D.
You motherfuckers need Jesus
If we say “oh God” a lot, does that count?
‘Oh god’ is fine but if it’s ‘oh my fucking God” we aren’t covered
D.
Let’s steal some holy water just in case
Oops
I’ve got some downstairs. (Adds to list of cool pics I could take!)"
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If we say “oh God” a lot, does that count?
‘Oh god’ is fine but if it’s ‘oh my fucking God” we aren’t covered
D.
Let’s steal some holy water just in case
Oops
Borrow! You mean borrow some holy water
D.
Are we putting it back afterwards
I’m not sure we should "
Yes of course!
(Sssshhhh )
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If we say “oh God” a lot, does that count?
‘Oh god’ is fine but if it’s ‘oh my fucking God” we aren’t covered
D.
Let’s steal some holy water just in case
Oops
Borrow! You mean borrow some holy water
D.
Are we putting it back afterwards
I’m not sure we should
Yes of course!
(Sssshhhh )
D."
Beat hope they don’t dip test it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m in! Make sure the crucifix has not sharp edges in case you decide to let me have a go too
Forget the pink toilet brush! There is no way I can sit and watch you both with that crucifix without getting excited! We would all end up possessed!
D.
We are so all going to hell!
So basically, this exorcism is pretty much just a circle jerk?
Ye but with the addition of Pledge and a BBP!
D.
You motherfuckers need Jesus
If we say “oh God” a lot, does that count?
‘Oh god’ is fine but if it’s ‘oh my fucking God” we aren’t covered
D.
Let’s steal some holy water just in case
Oops
I’ve got some downstairs. (Adds to list of cool pics I could take!)
"
You know, I think you 3 are going to need some adult supervision.
I'll selflessly sacrifice my own time and volunteer. just to make sure everything foes ok |
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"I’m in! Make sure the crucifix has not sharp edges in case you decide to let me have a go too
Forget the pink toilet brush! There is no way I can sit and watch you both with that crucifix without getting excited! We would all end up possessed!
D.
We are so all going to hell!
So basically, this exorcism is pretty much just a circle jerk?
Ye but with the addition of Pledge and a BBP!
D.
You motherfuckers need Jesus
If we say “oh God” a lot, does that count?
‘Oh god’ is fine but if it’s ‘oh my fucking God” we aren’t covered
D.
Let’s steal some holy water just in case
Oops
I’ve got some downstairs. (Adds to list of cool pics I could take!)
You know, I think you 3 are going to need some adult supervision.
I'll selflessly sacrifice my own time and volunteer. just to make sure everything foes ok"
You’re so selfless Pof |
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"I’m in! Make sure the crucifix has not sharp edges in case you decide to let me have a go too
Forget the pink toilet brush! There is no way I can sit and watch you both with that crucifix without getting excited! We would all end up possessed!
D.
We are so all going to hell!
So basically, this exorcism is pretty much just a circle jerk?
Ye but with the addition of Pledge and a BBP!
D.
You motherfuckers need Jesus
If we say “oh God” a lot, does that count?
‘Oh god’ is fine but if it’s ‘oh my fucking God” we aren’t covered
D.
Let’s steal some holy water just in case
Oops
I’ve got some downstairs. (Adds to list of cool pics I could take!)
You know, I think you 3 are going to need some adult supervision.
I'll selflessly sacrifice my own time and volunteer. just to make sure everything foes ok
You’re so selfless Pof "
Just trying to get into heaven |
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"I’m in! Make sure the crucifix has not sharp edges in case you decide to let me have a go too
Forget the pink toilet brush! There is no way I can sit and watch you both with that crucifix without getting excited! We would all end up possessed!
D.
We are so all going to hell!
So basically, this exorcism is pretty much just a circle jerk?
Ye but with the addition of Pledge and a BBP!
D.
You motherfuckers need Jesus
If we say “oh God” a lot, does that count?
‘Oh god’ is fine but if it’s ‘oh my fucking God” we aren’t covered
D.
Let’s steal some holy water just in case
Oops
I’ve got some downstairs. (Adds to list of cool pics I could take!)
You know, I think you 3 are going to need some adult supervision.
I'll selflessly sacrifice my own time and volunteer. just to make sure everything foes ok
You’re so selfless Pof
Just trying to get into heaven "
Hippychick! Don’t mention the holy water
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"I’m in! Make sure the crucifix has not sharp edges in case you decide to let me have a go too
Forget the pink toilet brush! There is no way I can sit and watch you both with that crucifix without getting excited! We would all end up possessed!
D.
We are so all going to hell!
So basically, this exorcism is pretty much just a circle jerk?
Ye but with the addition of Pledge and a BBP!
D.
You motherfuckers need Jesus
If we say “oh God” a lot, does that count?
‘Oh god’ is fine but if it’s ‘oh my fucking God” we aren’t covered
D.
Let’s steal some holy water just in case
Oops
I’ve got some downstairs. (Adds to list of cool pics I could take!)
You know, I think you 3 are going to need some adult supervision.
I'll selflessly sacrifice my own time and volunteer. just to make sure everything foes ok
You’re so selfless Pof
Just trying to get into heaven "
Are you kidding, with this line up, I’ll be in heaven |
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By *illy999TV/TS
over a year ago
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"Just enquired about my house exorcising
Wanted. Brave soldier who ain’t afraid of no ghosts to lay at the side of me whilst the apparitions and voices appear.
Happy to provide you with lame yet inoffensive weapons including toilet plunger or pledge polish.
Must agree not to have a wank if I end up fucking myself with the crucifix.
Please wear old clothes. Previous applicants need not apply. "
Is exorcising similar to exercising or do I need another new pair of glasses ? |
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"Just enquired about my house exorcising
Wanted. Brave soldier who ain’t afraid of no ghosts to lay at the side of me whilst the apparitions and voices appear.
Happy to provide you with lame yet inoffensive weapons including toilet plunger or pledge polish.
Must agree not to have a wank if I end up fucking myself with the crucifix.
Please wear old clothes. Previous applicants need not apply.
Is exorcising similar to exercising or do I need another new pair of glasses ? "
I think in this instance they are both the same!
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