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over a year ago
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Honestly? The only thing that could make this Saturday better is if my son shits. And if it was a wee bit warmer. Other than that, nowhere else I’d rather be/be doing  |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Honestly? The only thing that could make this Saturday better is if my son shits. And if it was a wee bit warmer. Other than that, nowhere else I’d rather be/be doing "
Waiting for a poo is definitely not where I saw this thread going... |
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"Honestly? The only thing that could make this Saturday better is if my son shits. And if it was a wee bit warmer. Other than that, nowhere else I’d rather be/be doing
Waiting for a poo is definitely not where I saw this thread going... "
Second vote for needing a poo.....  |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Honestly? The only thing that could make this Saturday better is if my son shits. And if it was a wee bit warmer. Other than that, nowhere else I’d rather be/be doing
Waiting for a poo is definitely not where I saw this thread going...
Second vote for needing a poo..... "
Well this thread turned crappy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Honestly? The only thing that could make this Saturday better is if my son shits. And if it was a wee bit warmer. Other than that, nowhere else I’d rather be/be doing
Waiting for a poo is definitely not where I saw this thread going... "
Poor mite is a wee bit constipated and is grunting and shouting at us
He tried carrot last night, I think that’s what the problem is. Not looking forward to this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Honestly? The only thing that could make this Saturday better is if my son shits. And if it was a wee bit warmer. Other than that, nowhere else I’d rather be/be doing
Waiting for a poo is definitely not where I saw this thread going...
Second vote for needing a poo.....
Well this thread turned crappy"
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By *manaWoman
over a year ago
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"Honestly? The only thing that could make this Saturday better is if my son shits. And if it was a wee bit warmer. Other than that, nowhere else I’d rather be/be doing
Waiting for a poo is definitely not where I saw this thread going...
Poor mite is a wee bit constipated and is grunting and shouting at us
He tried carrot last night, I think that’s what the problem is. Not looking forward to this "
Aww!!! Sugar water? Xx |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Honestly? The only thing that could make this Saturday better is if my son shits. And if it was a wee bit warmer. Other than that, nowhere else I’d rather be/be doing
Waiting for a poo is definitely not where I saw this thread going...
Poor mite is a wee bit constipated and is grunting and shouting at us
He tried carrot last night, I think that’s what the problem is. Not looking forward to this "
Diluted pure orange juice will help |
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"Honestly? The only thing that could make this Saturday better is if my son shits. And if it was a wee bit warmer. Other than that, nowhere else I’d rather be/be doing
Waiting for a poo is definitely not where I saw this thread going...
Poor mite is a wee bit constipated and is grunting and shouting at us
He tried carrot last night, I think that’s what the problem is. Not looking forward to this "
Oh poor wee thing, it's such a change to the digestive system when they start solids. Massage and cycling the legs helped us. Hope it comes soon!
Mrs TMN x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Honestly? The only thing that could make this Saturday better is if my son shits. And if it was a wee bit warmer. Other than that, nowhere else I’d rather be/be doing
Waiting for a poo is definitely not where I saw this thread going...
Poor mite is a wee bit constipated and is grunting and shouting at us
He tried carrot last night, I think that’s what the problem is. Not looking forward to this "
Massage his tummy, stroking down and outwards manipulate his legs gently rotate and draw the knees up to his tummy and repeat.
Hope it is a happy shit day soon... I remember the days well x |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Honestly? The only thing that could make this Saturday better is if my son shits. And if it was a wee bit warmer. Other than that, nowhere else I’d rather be/be doing
Waiting for a poo is definitely not where I saw this thread going...
Poor mite is a wee bit constipated and is grunting and shouting at us
He tried carrot last night, I think that’s what the problem is. Not looking forward to this
Oh poor wee thing, it's such a change to the digestive system when they start solids. Massage and cycling the legs helped us. Hope it comes soon!
Mrs TMN x"
I can see this thread becoming poo watch... |
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"Honestly? The only thing that could make this Saturday better is if my son shits. And if it was a wee bit warmer. Other than that, nowhere else I’d rather be/be doing
Waiting for a poo is definitely not where I saw this thread going...
Poor mite is a wee bit constipated and is grunting and shouting at us
He tried carrot last night, I think that’s what the problem is. Not looking forward to this
Oh poor wee thing, it's such a change to the digestive system when they start solids. Massage and cycling the legs helped us. Hope it comes soon!
Mrs TMN x
I can see this thread becoming poo watch... "
Tick tock tick tock, when will it be poo o'clock? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ideal Saturday? Hmm.
I'd say... on holiday with B.
Somewhere warm, all inclusive, beachfront and beautiful.
There would be an endless supply of board and card games.
Both of our kids would be there too and we would all have a wonderful day.
I'd win all the games tho. Well, I might let one of them win 1 round of kerplunk or something but that's my limit.
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Ideal Saturday? Hmm.
I'd say... on holiday with B.
Somewhere warm, all inclusive, beachfront and beautiful.
There would be an endless supply of board and card games.
Both of our kids would be there too and we would all have a wonderful day.
I'd win all the games tho. Well, I might let one of them win 1 round of kerplunk or something but that's my limit.
P"
Letting them win is a crime.
Just saying.
Mario Kart is a blood sport in my house... |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Exactly what I was doing two weeks ago, twas a blissful weekend "
I really wanted to change what to who but that might be not appropriate (or true!) so instead I'll say awww Lily. 
Hopefully you have another blissful weekend soon, x |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
I'm happy where I am. Having a day with my children after a couple of days away adventuring.
We are seriously mooching. Still in Jamas, snacking, dancing about, watching stuff, giggling. If anything .. I would bring some warmth and suns_ine to us! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As happy as I am right now, I can't help wondering, would I be happier on a sunny beach somewhere, with a delicious cocktail and good book with very little else to do?
Yes, I definitely would |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My perfect Saturday would be the whole family at my mums. Driving each other mad, while she ignores us and plays with the grandchildren.
Only a few more weeks until it because reality again  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hanging out the back of Stacey Solomon .
With eloquence like that, it's just a matter of time... "
I guess you've seen her on tv...she's not looking for a wordsmith to write her a sonnet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Update; he has done the biggest shit ever. Just took jumping in his jumperoo for a while. (Which is usually how I get him to shit.)
However; it’s the worst explosion I’ve ever seen (and every poo is an explosion at the moment) and all his clothes have been binned, both changing mats cleaned and sterilised, his nappy change cleaned and sterilised and he had a quick shower. Oh and it was bright orange, and not just liquid anymore - it was like sludge.
Yay!
Thanks for all the support guys x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Update; he has done the biggest shit ever. Just took jumping in his jumperoo for a while. (Which is usually how I get him to shit.)
However; it’s the worst explosion I’ve ever seen (and every poo is an explosion at the moment) and all his clothes have been binned, both changing mats cleaned and sterilised, his nappy change cleaned and sterilised and he had a quick shower. Oh and it was bright orange, and not just liquid anymore - it was like sludge.
Yay!
Thanks for all the support guys x"
Bless him and you! Glad he went though. Constipation in babies is not nice for anyone xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Update; he has done the biggest shit ever. Just took jumping in his jumperoo for a while. (Which is usually how I get him to shit.)
However; it’s the worst explosion I’ve ever seen (and every poo is an explosion at the moment) and all his clothes have been binned, both changing mats cleaned and sterilised, his nappy change cleaned and sterilised and he had a quick shower. Oh and it was bright orange, and not just liquid anymore - it was like sludge.
Yay!
Thanks for all the support guys x
Bless him and you! Glad he went though. Constipation in babies is not nice for anyone xx"
No it’s bloody awful. He was constipated for the first few weeks after being born and it was awful  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Update; he has done the biggest shit ever. Just took jumping in his jumperoo for a while. (Which is usually how I get him to shit.)
However; it’s the worst explosion I’ve ever seen (and every poo is an explosion at the moment) and all his clothes have been binned, both changing mats cleaned and sterilised, his nappy change cleaned and sterilised and he had a quick shower. Oh and it was bright orange, and not just liquid anymore - it was like sludge.
Yay!
Thanks for all the support guys x
Bless him and you! Glad he went though. Constipation in babies is not nice for anyone xx
No it’s bloody awful. He was constipated for the first few weeks after being born and it was awful "
So was my youngest, he suffered quite a lot until he was old enough to move about a bit. That definitely helps. We used Sugar water and then got a laxative from the Dr's for when he was really bad xx |
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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago
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We would love to be away in our favourite cliff top hotel, drinking a bottle of red beside a roaring log fire, whilst admiring the stunning northern coastline.
Then eat fabulous food in the restaurant, have another bottle of red and then an early night to enjoy each other.
We shall keep dreaming whilst we get back to work. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would be with Beast doing anything, doesn't matter what it is.
Yesterday was good, woke up in his arms. Went for a swim, hot tub and steam together. Went back to the room for more sex. Then went for breakfast, poached eggs and avocado on toast. Then drove to Cheshire oaks and shopped together. Had a peanut butter milkshake for lunch and then we said goodbye.
And no we are not back together it was our lets say goodbye for good meet |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I would be with Beast doing anything, doesn't matter what it is.
Yesterday was good, woke up in his arms. Went for a swim, hot tub and steam together. Went back to the room for more sex. Then went for breakfast, poached eggs and avocado on toast. Then drove to Cheshire oaks and shopped together. Had a peanut butter milkshake for lunch and then we said goodbye.
And no we are not back together it was our lets say goodbye for good meet "
Hugs Belle. That must be bloody difficult and upsetting x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would be with Beast doing anything, doesn't matter what it is.
Yesterday was good, woke up in his arms. Went for a swim, hot tub and steam together. Went back to the room for more sex. Then went for breakfast, poached eggs and avocado on toast. Then drove to Cheshire oaks and shopped together. Had a peanut butter milkshake for lunch and then we said goodbye.
And no we are not back together it was our lets say goodbye for good meet
Hugs Belle. That must be bloody difficult and upsetting x"
Was really hard to leave. Ended up messaging each other all the way home (he started it!) so it turns out we are not good at breaking up with each other. And I still have hope  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would be with Beast doing anything, doesn't matter what it is.
Yesterday was good, woke up in his arms. Went for a swim, hot tub and steam together. Went back to the room for more sex. Then went for breakfast, poached eggs and avocado on toast. Then drove to Cheshire oaks and shopped together. Had a peanut butter milkshake for lunch and then we said goodbye.
And no we are not back together it was our lets say goodbye for good meet
Hugs Belle. That must be bloody difficult and upsetting x
Was really hard to leave. Ended up messaging each other all the way home (he started it!) so it turns out we are not good at breaking up with each other. And I still have hope "
Oh gosh this sounds a bit heart wrenching. I dont know any of the details but do you really have to split? Sounds like neither of you really want to. Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Honestly? The only thing that could make this Saturday better is if my son shits. And if it was a wee bit warmer. Other than that, nowhere else I’d rather be/be doing
Waiting for a poo is definitely not where I saw this thread going...
Poor mite is a wee bit constipated and is grunting and shouting at us
He tried carrot last night, I think that’s what the problem is. Not looking forward to this "
Give him a plum used to work with mine |
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"We would love to be away in our favourite cliff top hotel, drinking a bottle of red beside a roaring log fire, whilst admiring the stunning northern coastline.
Then eat fabulous food in the restaurant, have another bottle of red and then an early night to enjoy each other.
We shall keep dreaming whilst we get back to work."
This sounds like my perfect Saturday!
Mine is currently a top notch 'no special plans' Saturday - good run this morning, went to see art and have lunch with a person I'm pretty excited about, bought some Cava and crisps on the way home to have with a friend before going out dancing. And right now having sofa, tea and Fab time! |
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"I would be with Beast doing anything, doesn't matter what it is.
Yesterday was good, woke up in his arms. Went for a swim, hot tub and steam together. Went back to the room for more sex. Then went for breakfast, poached eggs and avocado on toast. Then drove to Cheshire oaks and shopped together. Had a peanut butter milkshake for lunch and then we said goodbye.
And no we are not back together it was our lets say goodbye for good meet
Hugs Belle. That must be bloody difficult and upsetting x
Was really hard to leave. Ended up messaging each other all the way home (he started it!) so it turns out we are not good at breaking up with each other. And I still have hope "
This is so lovely but so hard. If this is it, marking it with a gorgeous ending is really special. It's something to look back on and smile over, in time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just leaving the King Power with my wife, having seen us smash 5 goals past Spurs, and heading home to get ready to go out to a club and meet some sexy friends.
As opposed to the reality of traipsing round a 3rd supermarket looking for green lentils......  |
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By *ineMan
over a year ago
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I'd be with a girl, no matter where it was, it would be my perfect day....
The girl, perfect to me, she had what she wanted then threw me away....
Even a nothing like me is capable of feeling something, but it just wont go away....
*shrugs sadly |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd be with a girl, no matter where it was, it would be my perfect day....
The girl, perfect to me, she had what she wanted then threw me away....
Even a nothing like me is capable of feeling something, but it just wont go away....
*shrugs sadly"
Thrown away? Its always easier to blame another for our woes, I fully suspect you drove her away, whoever she is, with this sort of wallowing and blame placing |
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By *ineMan
over a year ago
In cave behind a waterfall on a hill |
"I'd be with a girl, no matter where it was, it would be my perfect day....
The girl, perfect to me, she had what she wanted then threw me away....
Even a nothing like me is capable of feeling something, but it just wont go away....
*shrugs sadly
Thrown away? Its always easier to blame another for our woes, I fully suspect you drove her away, whoever she is, with this sort of wallowing and blame placing "
I dont blame her for my woes. She has her life and chose her own way.
Yes I'm sad, I've missed her from the first moment I looked into her eyes.
None of us ever get all that we want. That's the way life goes sometimes.
I still think of her every day. Maybe I always will....
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I'd be with a girl, no matter where it was, it would be my perfect day....
The girl, perfect to me, she had what she wanted then threw me away....
Even a nothing like me is capable of feeling something, but it just wont go away....
*shrugs sadly"
So your ideal day is being with someone who 'threw you away'?
I've seen you post these messages for quite a while now, I really think it's time you let go of whatever it was as it clearly isn't what you thought it was. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd be with a girl, no matter where it was, it would be my perfect day....
The girl, perfect to me, she had what she wanted then threw me away....
Even a nothing like me is capable of feeling something, but it just wont go away....
*shrugs sadly
Thrown away? Its always easier to blame another for our woes, I fully suspect you drove her away, whoever she is, with this sort of wallowing and blame placing
I dont blame her for my woes. She has her life and chose her own way.
Yes I'm sad, I've missed her from the first moment I looked into her eyes.
None of us ever get all that we want. That's the way life goes sometimes.
I still think of her every day. Maybe I always will....
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Bollocks. |
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By *ineMan
over a year ago
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"I'd be with a girl, no matter where it was, it would be my perfect day....
The girl, perfect to me, she had what she wanted then threw me away....
Even a nothing like me is capable of feeling something, but it just wont go away....
*shrugs sadly
Thrown away? Its always easier to blame another for our woes, I fully suspect you drove her away, whoever she is, with this sort of wallowing and blame placing
I dont blame her for my woes. She has her life and chose her own way.
Yes I'm sad, I've missed her from the first moment I looked into her eyes.
None of us ever get all that we want. That's the way life goes sometimes.
I still think of her every day. Maybe I always will....
Bollocks. "
I have those, yes. But their not what I think with |
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