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What kind of farter are you?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To knock the lid off the ark (sim. ): to release an "arse banshee" of biblical proportions that causes everyone in the room to disintegrate. From the climactic scene of the first Indiana Jones film.
Known a few gents capable of this  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It’s always entertaining when you know you have a devilish trouser biscuit that needs to come out to release it in a supermarket down an empty aisle and walk away from it sharpish as releasing it. Like a drive by. Then viewing said aisle from a safe distance to see people’s reactions lol  |
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"It’s always entertaining when you know you have a devilish trouser biscuit that needs to come out to release it in a supermarket down an empty aisle and walk away from it sharpish as releasing it. Like a drive by. Then viewing said aisle from a safe distance to see people’s reactions lol "
Or even dropping one in a lift as you are getting off. Lol |
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over a year ago
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Christmas baffles me cos it appears to involve getting together and eating food that's going to make you fart like a buffalo. It's the perfect storm. That's not my idea of celebrating... |
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I'm a good farter. That's what I am. 
