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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman over a year ago

Yorkshire

Go to A&E with stuck up their bum?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A tail

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A toilet brush ..bristly end first

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

A yard brush

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

_oodnitegirl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Eiffel Tower

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

A bottle of marmite

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman over a year ago

Yorkshire

"The Eiffel Tower "

A bottle of vosene

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

A traffic cone

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

A fire extinguisher.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A Mars bar

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

"A traffic cone"

A bbc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A traffic cone"

Me!

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By *hortarseWoman over a year ago

Norfolk

A chilli

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A Sylvanian Family’s dolls house

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"A traffic cone

Me!"

A cornichon

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"A Sylvanian Family’s dolls house"

Buzz lightyear

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"A traffic cone

Me!

A cornichon "

A saveloy

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"A Sylvanian Family’s dolls house

Buzz lightyear "

‘To the colon and beyond!’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A light sabre

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A traffic cone

Me!

A cornichon

A saveloy "

Some tiger balm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A traffic cone

Me!

A cornichon "

Wouldnt touch the sides sweetheart x

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"A traffic cone

Me!

A cornichon

A saveloy

Some tiger balm

Thanks. I love you too. Lol.

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"A traffic cone

Me!

A cornichon

A saveloy "

Millennium Falcon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A traffic cone

Me!

A cornichon

A saveloy

Some tiger balm

A spark plug.

Champion!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My arm

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

The bloody Eiffel Tower statuette you brought back from Italy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A scale version of king kings index finger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My bad King Kong

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man over a year ago

Manchester

A Gerbil

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

A jar of pickled eggs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The bloody Eiffel Tower statuette you brought back from Italy "

Along with the Towet of Pisa statue you brought back from France

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Cleopatra's neddle

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

"The bloody Eiffel Tower statuette you brought back from Italy

Along with the Towet of Pisa statue you brought back from France "

So she got you too. Dam that little women

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Cleopatra's neddle

Lemon drizzle piping bag

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Cleopatra's neddle

Mark Anthony's sword.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A table lamp with a smart bulb in it that lights your arse up

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Cleopatra's neddle

Lemon drizzle piping bag "

A Newcastle supporter

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Cleopatra's neddle

Mark Anthony's sword. "

A cornetto

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Cleopatra's neddle

Mark Anthony's sword.

A cornetto "
. Just one......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A live kangaroo

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

A half sucked everlasting gobstopper

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By *Marvel-Man over a year ago

In The Gym

Traffic cone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A half sucked everlasting gobstopper"

A hobnail boot..with foot attached

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A carrot

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

"Traffic cone"

I told them to leave it in once I heard how loud it made my farts!

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

A trombone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A gear stick

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Extra large toblerone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Extra large toblerone

My favourite chocolate lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A stuffed ferret

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By *Marvel-Man over a year ago

In The Gym

Cactus

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By *urlyCatzWoman over a year ago

Blackpool

Ginger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cactus"

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

The London Philharmonic Orchestra

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A pineapple.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

An Eton mess

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A disco ball

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Donald trump

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A wasp nests so many little picks up your bum haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Budweiser bottle

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Donald trump"

Oh come on - no one deserves that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A light sabre

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My watch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A disco ball

The end of my whip which I’d previously been using on her very fine ass

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"A light sabre "

My blaster.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A disco ball

The end of my whip which I’d previously been using on her very fine ass

A goat

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By *Marvel-Man over a year ago

In The Gym

Hedgehog

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Hedgehog"

Cruel

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

A wheely bin

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Hedgehog

Cruel

Says the person who said Donald trump.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Hedgehog

Cruel

Says the person who said Donald trump.

Shhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My mum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A pasty

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

A penguin.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A unicorns horn!

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Me"

A fireman's hose.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Me

A fireman's hose. "

Vaders big black helmet

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

A pork pie

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

F&B

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By *Marvel-Man over a year ago

In The Gym

"Hedgehog

Cruel

Says the person who said Donald trump.

Shhhhhh"

I'd rather have the hedgehog!

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"F&B"

???

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"F&B

??? "

Fabulous&bearded

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By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"F&B

???

Fabulous&bearded"

A cactus

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"F&B

???

Fabulous&bearded

A cactus

No.

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By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"F&B

???

Fabulous&bearded

A cactus

No."

A big rubber arm

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"F&B

???

Fabulous&bearded

A cactus

No.

A big rubber arm

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"F&B

???

Fabulous&bearded

A cactus

No.

A big rubber arm

A Sunderland shirt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

4 Yum Yums

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"F&B

???

Fabulous&bearded"

Ah, thought it was Frankie and Benny's

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By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"F&B

???

Fabulous&bearded

A cactus

No.

A big rubber arm

A Sunderland shirt

"
a black and white umbrella

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"F&B

???

Fabulous&bearded

Ah, thought it was Frankie and Benny's

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"4 Yum Yums

A bugle

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By *merald Eyes XWoman over a year ago

Can you find me….

Percy Pigs......

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"4 Yum Yums

Eeeeeeeee I can’t breathe for laughing

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"4 Yum Yums

Eeeeeeeee I can’t breathe for laughing "

3 Krispy Kreme donuts.

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By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"4 Yum Yums

Eeeeeeeee I can’t breathe for laughing

3 Krispy Kreme donuts. "

Pneumatic Drill

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A Hermes parcel, them fuckers will hide them anywhere.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"4 Yum Yums

Eeeeeeeee I can’t breathe for laughing

3 Krispy Kreme donuts.

Pneumatic Drill

It's hammer time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A toy gun....lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A toy gun....lol"

A sky remote

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hammer House of Horrors Boxset

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Hammer House of Horrors Boxset

Count Dracula'S false teeth.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Definitely a lightsaber

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Definitely a lightsaber

a Victoria Sponge...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ghost busters dvd

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ghost busters dvd "
Bolivian uni cyclist jock strap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ghost busters dvd Bolivian uni cyclist jock strap"
Mexican puffer fish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ghost busters dvd Bolivian uni cyclist jock strap Mexican puffer fish"

Cactus

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Ghost busters dvd Bolivian uni cyclist jock strap Mexican puffer fish

Cactus"

Marshmallows.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

A quiver...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A transvestite with high heels on. I don’t mean it it’s a joke.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A transvestite with high heels on. I don’t mean it it’s a joke."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

pitch fork omg doctor said how did you manage four prongs....... it was a stretch

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

A plastic moulded version of my floppy knob

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

finger of fudge

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

An elephant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"An elephant"

Google ..the entire contents

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"An elephant

Google ..the entire contents

"
.a hoover

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The N8 to Bow

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"An elephant

Google ..the entire contents

.a hoover"

Peanuts, the hospital poured chocolate in and it came out a "treat"

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"An elephant

Google ..the entire contents

.a hoover

Peanuts, the hospital poured chocolate in and it came out a "treat"

Lol

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By *rAandLadyJCouple over a year ago

west yorshire

Probably my bank because I have no clue where that is

Mr A

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

tin opener

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A lion.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A 1979 mk2 escort

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

biro

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Probably my bank because I have no clue where that is

Mr A"

Well it's not up my bum.

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By *rAandLadyJCouple over a year ago

west yorshire

Ah shit I meant my bank card!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The doctors latex glove after a routine examination

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

candle stick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"candle stick"

The strap of their watch. The clasp end, too... you silly bugger. ‘Sit on it’ did you? Sure...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"candle stick"
was it lit

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By *appy69coupleCouple over a year ago

Birmingham

"A 1979 mk2 escort"

well me I hope.... x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

belt sander

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A deck of cards...karma for cheating

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

The loofer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

towel rail

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

"towel rail

Captains hook

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

fiver

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple over a year ago

Staffordshire

Chicken burrito

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

maltesers and they do melt in your arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"maltesers and they do melt in your arse

A whistle and a flute?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

pampers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pampers

I’d rather have the maltesers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pampers

I’d rather have the maltesers

"
you needed the pampers because of the maltesers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A barrel of monkeys monkey trail hanging out ya bum hole

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A massive cucumber.

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By *iker boy 69Man over a year ago

midlands

"A massive cucumber."

Hetty the hoovers hose

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

The Starship Enterprise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

liberty

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By *adyx4Woman over a year ago

Durham

Fish fingers

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

An onion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ostrich feather.

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

A loofah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Karen carpenters dieting book

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Four candles

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By *atex and KinkCouple over a year ago

Edinburgh

FAB ice lolly stick.. ouchie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Box of black magic

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

A bland tie

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By *merald Eyes XWoman over a year ago

Can you find me….

"A bland tie"

Chocolate finger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The heads of 7 ferrets

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Sally

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By *ilth500Man over a year ago

Merseyside

my car keys

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"my car keys

The Liver Birds

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By *ilth500Man over a year ago

Merseyside

"my car keys

The Liver Birds

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

A coconut

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Air horn

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By *ilth500Man over a year ago

Merseyside

"my car keys

The Liver Birds

some evertonians have actually threatened me with that in the past haha

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Air horn "

A giraffe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"my car keys

The Liver Birds

Ken Dodds tickling stick

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"my car keys

The Liver Birds

Ken Dodds tickling stick "

Nuts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A wheelbarrow handle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Catweasels beard

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By *r.J-Miss.BCouple over a year ago

Northampton

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By *wisted VinylMan over a year ago

Fife

"A toilet brush ..bristly end first

My sister used to work in a and e and a guy came in with this exact problem his story was he was hanging curtains in the bathroom and fell backwards on top of it lol seems legit

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