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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I think I've found the mecca for men folk as far as number of women to man ratio.

Checked who's near out of curiosity and to see if there were maybe any forumites local and I you could have knocked me down with a feather as to the volume of women online within a 5 mile radius.

Willy wavers and those seeking women..... Cheltenham is the place to be.

You're welcome.

P

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's a bit of a drive.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's a bit of a drive....."

Not if you live there it isn't.

*insert pondering emoji*

P

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan  over a year ago

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Run this by me again.... I'm living in Cheltenham

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Run this by me again.... I'm living in Cheltenham "

Then you're surrounded by womensies!

P

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan  over a year ago

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"Run this by me again.... I'm living in Cheltenham

Then you're surrounded by womensies!

P"

Ahhhhh explains why I've had meets in the last 6 months then

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Run this by me again.... I'm living in Cheltenham

Then you're surrounded by womensies!

P

Ahhhhh explains why I've had meets in the last 6 months then "

Seriously, it's like the great wall of vagina

P

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's a bit of a drive.....

Not if you live there it isn't.

*insert pondering emoji*

P"

Insert what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's a bit of a drive.....

Not if you live there it isn't.

*insert pondering emoji*

P

Insert what? "

Aubergine. Fuck it.

P

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's a bit of a drive.....

Not if you live there it isn't.

*insert pondering emoji*

P

Insert what?

Aubergine. Fuck it.

P"

Shouldn't fuck it be....

A watermelon

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan  over a year ago

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"Run this by me again.... I'm living in Cheltenham

Then you're surrounded by womensies!

P

Ahhhhh explains why I've had meets in the last 6 months then

Seriously, it's like the great wall of vagina

P"

Hahahaha ill make sure I remain upbeat then.... Positivity brings positivity.... Or vagina apparently!

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I heard that Worcestershire is pretty good for willy waggling to and that Nuneaton is great for nob nudging

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By *ntrigued32Couple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Run this by me again.... I'm living in Cheltenham

Then you're surrounded by womensies!

P

Ahhhhh explains why I've had meets in the last 6 months then

Seriously, it's like the great wall of vagina

P"

"the great Wall of vagina"!!

Genius

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's a bit of a drive.....

Not if you live there it isn't.

*insert pondering emoji*

P

Insert what?

Aubergine. Fuck it.

P

Shouldn't fuck it be....

A watermelon "

Only if you're F&B.

Fruit and veg is so versatile don't ya think?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's a bit of a drive.....

Not if you live there it isn't.

*insert pondering emoji*

P

Insert what?

Aubergine. Fuck it.

P

Shouldn't fuck it be....

A watermelon

Only if you're F&B.

Fruit and veg is so versatile don't ya think?"

I'm more ordinary and broken.

Its ok. But it's not American Pie

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Run this by me again.... I'm living in Cheltenham

Then you're surrounded by womensies!

P

Ahhhhh explains why I've had meets in the last 6 months then

Seriously, it's like the great wall of vagina

P

Hahahaha ill make sure I remain upbeat then.... Positivity brings positivity.... Or vagina apparently! "

I was thinking about creating a baking and knitting group in the area. We could bake cock shaped muffins and knit willy warmers.

P

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan  over a year ago

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"Run this by me again.... I'm living in Cheltenham

Then you're surrounded by womensies!

P

Ahhhhh explains why I've had meets in the last 6 months then

Seriously, it's like the great wall of vagina

P

Hahahaha ill make sure I remain upbeat then.... Positivity brings positivity.... Or vagina apparently!

I was thinking about creating a baking and knitting group in the area. We could bake cock shaped muffins and knit willy warmers.

P"

Would be rude of me not to join!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I heard that Worcestershire is pretty good for willy waggling to and that Nuneaton is great for nob nudging "

I've not checked who's near in those areas.

Cheltenham Chuff

Nuneaton Nob

Worcester Willy

Sound like horse names

P

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I've found the mecca for men folk as far as number of women to man ratio.

Checked who's near out of curiosity and to see if there were maybe any forumites local and I you could have knocked me down with a feather as to the volume of women online within a 5 mile radius.

Willy wavers and those seeking women..... Cheltenham is the place to be.

You're welcome.

P"

Slight flaw in the plan...if everyone moves to Cheltenham then won't the ratios change?

Fuzz

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

I'm reading a book currently and the dating site the guy is on has way more women than men. He's struggling to keep up with messages.The only slight drawback is it's in the Australian outback.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think I've found the mecca for men folk as far as number of women to man ratio.

Checked who's near out of curiosity and to see if there were maybe any forumites local and I you could have knocked me down with a feather as to the volume of women online within a 5 mile radius.

Willy wavers and those seeking women..... Cheltenham is the place to be.

You're welcome.

P

Slight flaw in the plan...if everyone moves to Cheltenham then won't the ratios change?

Fuzz"

Bluergh. There's always one ain't there. One all clever and logical

P

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By *uck-RogersMan  over a year ago

Tarka trail

Holy pissflaps Batman. That's something I would like to hear Robin say to batman in a film.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I've found the mecca for men folk as far as number of women to man ratio.

Checked who's near out of curiosity and to see if there were maybe any forumites local and I you could have knocked me down with a feather as to the volume of women online within a 5 mile radius.

Willy wavers and those seeking women..... Cheltenham is the place to be.

You're welcome.

P

Slight flaw in the plan...if everyone moves to Cheltenham then won't the ratios change?

Fuzz

Bluergh. There's always one ain't there. One all clever and logical

P"

Forgive me please P, I'm in a sensible problem solving mood

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes, brilliant idea.

All the guys should move to Cheltenham as soon as possible

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I heard that Worcestershire is pretty good for willy waggling to and that Nuneaton is great for nob nudging

I've not checked who's near in those areas.

Cheltenham Chuff

Nuneaton Nob

Worcester Willy

Sound like horse names

P

"

Worcestershire has me in it !

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan  over a year ago

Seen in far off places

I misread the title and thought this was going to be a thread about Ms Willoughby's fanny lips

Disappointed...

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By *W ChapMan  over a year ago

Swindon


"I think I've found the mecca for men folk as far as number of women to man ratio.

Checked who's near out of curiosity and to see if there were maybe any forumites local and I you could have knocked me down with a feather as to the volume of women online within a 5 mile radius.

Willy wavers and those seeking women..... Cheltenham is the place to be.

You're welcome.

P"

One county across...hooray!

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By *essie.Woman  over a year ago

Serendipity

Maybe they all work at the secret place. Shhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm reading a book currently and the dating site the guy is on has way more women than men. He's struggling to keep up with messages.The only slight drawback is it's in the Australian outback."

That's common on most "dating sites", those that aren't concerned with sex and yo do with getting to know each other gradually over time, with the main possibility of a LTR from this are almost always like Fab in reverse?

On another note, P is correct. Whilst I have had the delight of entertaining my fair lady on this job, the rest of the lads in my crew have been beating the ladies off with proverbial shitty sticks since we arrived here for the graft (well actually, they've been welcoming them into their beds instead )

All except the one that looks like a hobbit.

B

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By *2and3quartersWoman  over a year ago

Bumbletown


"Run this by me again.... I'm living in Cheltenham

Then you're surrounded by womensies!

P

Ahhhhh explains why I've had meets in the last 6 months then

Seriously, it's like the great wall of vagina

P

Hahahaha ill make sure I remain upbeat then.... Positivity brings positivity.... Or vagina apparently!

I was thinking about creating a baking and knitting group in the area. We could bake cock shaped muffins and knit willy warmers.

P"

I'd be up for that, I'm not far from Cheltenham

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By *2and3quartersWoman  over a year ago

Bumbletown

And I'm pretty good at making cock shape bath bombs. Always tickles me when I see a cock bath bomb fizzy in the bath

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