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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman  over a year ago

Yorkshire

Stemmed from a comment on another thread where i said there’s gossip out there about me that I didn’t even know about myself

Make a blatant stupid lie up (in jest, absolutely no nastiness please) about another forumite or yourself.

Let’s see who can think of the daftest

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have 3 nipples

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By *yrdsisWoman  over a year ago

Gleam Street

She's away withe the faeries and she stole my marigolds!!!!

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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman  over a year ago

Yorkshire

I sacrifice chickens to the voodoo god, naked at midnight

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Goodnitegirl once spent a night in jail for stealing underwear from Marksy's

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Zipperdown's name is literal, he flashes all the time.

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By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley

My vagina has teeth.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I have a shrine to goodnightgirl in my bedroom, including the sacred vibrator.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton

Decadent Devon. Not Decadent and doesn't live in Devon

Actually thats not a lie......shit...erm

Decadent Devon, can fit an entire Honeydew Melon up his arse.

Actually shit.....

Decadent Devon. Will make you wear flip-flops in bed.....

Aww fuck it, I give up

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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman  over a year ago

Yorkshire


"My vagina has teeth. "

And then teeth all need fillings

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That MissDreavus right, well you know she had a kitkat multiple times behind the bins at Lidls!

Charging 50p a pop she was! Then her foof fell out she was that loose

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was in a late 80s boy band

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Sometimes _naswingdress eats cake. And wears jeans. (oh wait that's true )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lacey_Red directed a sex tape between Jamie.Hants and the go compare guy

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

That Gemini Man is such a stud, body of a 25 year old athlete, goes all night, stays hard for hours and always leaves people wanting more

Well you did say the dafter the better

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

Inaswingdress foam rollers her bollocks. It's not even gossip, she told me herself!

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By *enn68Man  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Tallbenn is only 5'5"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I shared my penis with 17 1 legged hobos around the country as i rode train tracks

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"That Gemini Man is such a stud, body of a 25 year old athlete, goes all night, stays hard for hours and always leaves people wanting more

Well you did say the dafter the better "

You forgot heavy cummer and fast repeater.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Goodnightgirl is 6ft tall

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Inaswingdress foam rollers her bollocks. It's not even gossip, she told me herself!"

Extreme masochism

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gemini man was born on a leap year and has 3 nipples, one in the shape of the Totenham Hotspur badge which he flashed for free food on game day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tallben's name isn't Ben

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Venus Mantrap doesn’t trap men

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Lacey Red? Eats jam, the "lacey" relates to her liking for doilies not her knickers and she's an Evertonian not a red

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gemini man is actually an Aries!

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"That Gemini Man is such a stud, body of a 25 year old athlete, goes all night, stays hard for hours and always leaves people wanting more

Well you did say the dafter the better

You forgot heavy cummer and fast repeater. "

I didn't want to show off too much

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Goodnightgirl is 6ft tall "
and 17 stone of muscle

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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman  over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Goodnightgirl is 6ft tall and 17 stone of muscle "

Pure hulk proportions

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By *uriousscouserWoman  over a year ago

Wirral

Goodnitegirl once won the Rose of Tralee contest, and her talent was Irish dancing to Firestarter by the Prodigy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Laceyreds bum is made of velvet and silk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Morpork watch isnt actually from Ankh Morpork.... though currently the River Severn in Worcester is the same shitty brown muddy colour that describes the River Ankh on discworld

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Goodnightgirl is 6ft tall and 17 stone of muscle

Pure hulk proportions "

hulk smaaaaaaaash her back doors in

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

The 83 in Lornajo's username refers to her personal best score in a gang bang at the local swinging club

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By *uriousscouserWoman  over a year ago

Wirral

Jamie.hants believes she invented rice, and is currently involved in a lawsuit with China, who she believes are trying to take credit for her invention.

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester

Lord of orgasms hasn’t got a penis.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lord Of Orgasms is actually a virgin Dutchess

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By *enn68Man  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Curiousescouser is from Birmingham

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The 83 in Lornajo's username refers to her personal best score in a gang bang at the local swinging club"

I thought this had to be lies!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

PP doesn’t bake his own cakes and buys them from Asda!

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Laceyreds bum is made of velvet and silk"

It's actually plastercine

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

[Removed by poster at 15/01/20 22:38:02]

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Lord of orgasms hasn’t got a penis."

That'd explain why we can't have it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When i first met safron40 i had to remove a ferret from her minge

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Curiousscouser is scared of the dark

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Gemini man was born on a leap year and has 3 nipples, one in the shape of the Totenham Hotspur badge which he flashed for free food on game day "

Haha they could be true

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Lord of orgasms hasn’t got a penis."

Is that why we can't have it?

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By *uriousscouserWoman  over a year ago

Wirral

Decadent Devon was sacked from Warburtons after they discovered he left a special gift inside each loaf.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lord of orgasms hasn’t got a penis."

Saffron has a parrot named Kevin.

She has taught Kevin so many bad words that he is now the only known parrot in the world with an ASBO!

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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman  over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Lord of orgasms hasn’t got a penis.

That'd explain why we can't have it"

Just literally laughed out loud

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lacy red get her name from the fact theres only 1 day per year shes not on her period

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Inaswingdress lifts in lingerie in her gym and advertises so men can watch.

(God that's a horrible picture)

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

Breadless actually has a very large collection of bread.

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Gemini man was born on a leap year and has 3 nipples, one in the shape of the Totenham Hotspur badge which he flashed for free food on game day

Haha they could be true "

- it could indeed

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester

Lornajo83 has 6 toes on one foot and 7 on the other. That’s why she’s only ever been seen in socks.

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Lacy red get her name from the fact theres only 1 day per year shes not on her period "

That's actually true.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lornajo83 has 6 toes on one foot and 7 on the other. That’s why she’s only ever been seen in socks. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gemini mans real name is actually _emini mann

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Goodnitegirl is the ceo of love honey and in her spare time visits her numerous executive sex dungeons across the country. Only top executives of lovehoney get the privilege.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lacey Red's profile picture was taken just before she dropped a duke on her kitchen floor

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Inaswingdress has actually never worn a swing dress in her life!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Spurs chick supports Manchester united

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Princess peach is a beautiful person inside and out

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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman  over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Goodnitegirl is the ceo of love honey and in her spare time visits her numerous executive sex dungeons across the country. Only top executives of lovehoney get the privilege."

God. I wish.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Curiousscouser is in fact from Manchester and once was a winner of 15 to 1

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lord of orgasms hasn’t got a penis.

Is that why we can't have it?"

yep its under a girl i knows pillow

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By *reya73Woman  over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"I sacrifice chickens to the voodoo god, naked at midnight "

Hon!!! Me too! Only when I'm ovulating though

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By *uriousscouserWoman  over a year ago

Wirral

Hine's real name is Armand Duvet, he's the inventor of the duvet and lives the life of Riley spending the profits from his creation.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Inaswingdress has actually never worn a swing dress in her life! "

Currently wearing skinny jeans. For shame.

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By *uke OzadeMan  over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Incandescent actually invented the incandescent lightbulb and is hugely opposed to the switch to LED lighting

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester

Prince of Fabradoodle drew that picture on his chest in eyeliner.

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Lacey Red's profile picture was taken just before she dropped a duke on her kitchen floor "

Who has carpet in their kitchen!? It was in the hallway durrr! If you look closely you can see the peephole my outfit had that I did it through.

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan  over a year ago

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Lord of orgasms is only a lord to his own orgasms

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By *r MoriartyMan  over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Lacey Red got fired from KFC for pissing in a bucket.

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By *ed LipstickWoman  over a year ago

Fucksville


"Lacy red get her name from the fact theres only 1 day per year shes not on her period "

Lord of Orgasms isn't an actual lord. The National Trust own his land

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Saffron has a "thing" for Diamond Cougar so deliberately did her avatar by way of tribute

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gemini man is a Taurus

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By *uriousscouserWoman  over a year ago

Wirral

Morpork watch joined the secret service and was given the code name Red Squirrel.

He was quickly sacked from the secret service after misunderstanding and turning up on his first assignment dressed in a squirrel costume complete with buck teeth and a bushy tail, making it extremely hard to blend in with the other people in Red Square.

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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman  over a year ago

Yorkshire

Bellewithoutherbeast wipes her bum with yesterday’s socks

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

Mr. Moriarty hates blowjobs.

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan  over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

Lacey_red has a purple dick and she's not afraid to use it.

Dove men care can use optional if required

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By *r MoriartyMan  over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Saffron40 blocks the guys she fancies most, that's actually true.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

No limits means he'll do it with the lights on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Red lipstick got her name from her life as a dog trainer in adult movies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm really I giant and huge I just take pics with plain backgrounds so you can't tell

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester


"Saffron has a "thing" for Diamond Cougar so deliberately did her avatar by way of tribute "

Ha ha!!! Truth!

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan  over a year ago

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"Lacy red get her name from the fact theres only 1 day per year shes not on her period

Lord of Orgasms isn't an actual lord. The National Trust own his land "

And his orgasms soon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Red lipstick bites off the penis of any lover she has and uses the hardon to colour her lips with her “dickstick”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lacey Red's profile picture was taken just before she dropped a duke on her kitchen floor

Who has carpet in their kitchen!? It was in the hallway durrr! If you look closely you can see the peephole my outfit had that I did it through."

Had I said your living room floor then it would have been true wouldn't it, doh!

Lacey Reds peephole was made by her penis.

Better?

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester


"Saffron40 blocks the guys she fancies most, that's actually true."

Complete truth

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Lacey_red has a purple dick and she's not afraid to use it.

Dove men care can use optional if required "

This thread is supposed to be lies .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Petite woman eats pets

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By *ed LipstickWoman  over a year ago

Fucksville


"Red lipstick got her name from her life as a dog trainer in adult movies "

This made me spit out my vodka and !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Breadless owns kingsmill and is rolling in dough

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By *r MoriartyMan  over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Goodnight Girl is doing all the baking for the MLS and got herself a food hygiene rating of excellent for her kitchen.

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By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley


"My vagina has teeth.

And then teeth all need fillings "

True, it keeps eating sweet stuff

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

GG when i first met her downed 18 pints of stella in 1 hour then stripped nude standing on her dinner

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Zipper down prefers Velcro

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Zipperdown actually has a phobia of zips and only uses buttons and velcro

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Lord Of Orgasms made sally up to make himself look good

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Red lipstick got her name from her life as a dog trainer in adult movies

This made me spit out my vodka and ! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I fucked a Mrs from a couple with a condom. Then a few weeks later I gave her the clap.

In reality hubby had been barebacking behind the Mrs back and it was a case of blame so and so.

That could be a example

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By *reya73Woman  over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Curiousscouser isn't actually Scouse at all.. she just spelt scourer wrong

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Zipper down prefers Velcro "

Great minds !

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By *hatYorkLadMan  over a year ago

York

I have a fearsome reputation for snurging, my bike seat sniffing skills are second to none!

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester

Northantsblueeyes has brown eyes and wears contact lenses for photos as his disguise.

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan  over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...


"Lacey_red has a purple dick and she's not afraid to use it.

Dove men care can use optional if required

This thread is supposed to be lies ."

Just testing the waters Lacey before my trip to Liverpool

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Petite woman eats pets"

Sssh you said you'd never tell.

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By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley


"Northantsblueeyes has brown eyes and wears contact lenses for photos as his disguise."

A poet!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm the life and soul of the party.

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By *uriousscouserWoman  over a year ago

Wirral


"Curiousscouser is in fact from Manchester and once was a winner of 15 to 1"

Tis true, but I only won because I let William G Stewart feel me up round the back of the set.

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By *ed LipstickWoman  over a year ago

Fucksville


"Red lipstick bites off the penis of any lover she has and uses the hardon to colour her lips with her “dickstick”"

*looks around* how did you know! X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Freya likes to pick the fluff off people’s clothes. She got the name Freya when she accidentally de jumpered noel Edmonds on national telly.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Inaswingdress foam rollers her bollocks. It's not even gossip, she told me herself!

Extreme masochism"

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Curiousscouser isn't actually Scouse at all.. she just spelt scourer wrong "

DEAD

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Zipper down prefers Velcro

Great minds !"

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By *nnocentimesMan  over a year ago

over there by that tree

Innocentimes hosted Mr Gorgeous and that’s the real reason he went UNLOS.

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By *B69Woman  over a year ago

Wiltshire

Chunky Gent isn’t chunky at all he just says all that to get the best hugs and cuddles

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By *uke OzadeMan  over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Keeley shaves her minge and sends the hair to the Guatemalan farmers who use it to stuff fair trade vegan dildos

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Petite woman eats pets

Sssh you said you'd never tell. "

Sorry, what happened in Thailand should have stayed in Thailand...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Quietly Kinky screams during missionary

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By *uriousscouserWoman  over a year ago

Wirral


"Curiousscouser isn't actually Scouse at all.. she just spelt scourer wrong "

I was also furious: damn you autocorrect, damn you!

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By *enn68Man  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

My name is dave I live in london with a Jack Russel called killer idrive a BMW and work in sales and I am 28

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I sacrifice chickens to the voodoo god, naked at midnight "

You too. I shrink the heads of past meets and display them on the railings around my hut.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cheeky69 prefers a 71 69 2 in the bum

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan  over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...


"Petite woman eats pets

Sssh you said you'd never tell. "

She eats brains too , took a good bite of mine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/01/20 22:57:14]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lord of orgasms actually meant ‘organisms’ but misspelled it.

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan  over a year ago

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I send messages to myself just be happy I got one

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan  over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

*just to be happy

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Chunky Gent isn’t chunky at all he just says all that to get the best hugs and cuddles "

Shhh. No one has noticed it's a latex suit and I actually have a 6-pack.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was born a woman thats why im such a good fuck

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I eat Freddie stars hamster

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Red lipstick bites off the penis of any lover she has and uses the hardon to colour her lips with her “dickstick”

*looks around* how did you know! X "

Lucky guess ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Chunky Gent hate Star Wars but loves the compliments he gets about his "big helmet" when he wears his Vader mask

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lord of orgasms actually meant ‘organisms’ but misspelled it. "

Misspelled bored

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Chunky Gent hate Star Wars but loves the compliments he gets about his "big helmet" when he wears his Vader mask "

It hides my ugly mug.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mr nice told me a story about _oodnitegirl i cant repead its too horrific

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Chunky Gent hate Star Wars but loves the compliments he gets about his "big helmet" when he wears his Vader mask

It hides my ugly mug. "

Tssk, biggest lie so far pal

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By *reya73Woman  over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Lord of orgasms actually meant ‘organisms’ but misspelled it.

Misspelled bored"

Bored of Organisms .. another case of damn autocorrect

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Lord of orgasms actually meant ‘organisms’ but misspelled it.

Misspelled bored

Bored of Organisms .. another case of damn autocorrect "

Bored of organisms. Typhoid Mary?

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Chunky Gent hate Star Wars but loves the compliments he gets about his "big helmet" when he wears his Vader mask

It hides my ugly mug.

Tssk, biggest lie so far pal "

Does that mean I win? Whats my prize??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Chunky Gent hate Star Wars but loves the compliments he gets about his "big helmet" when he wears his Vader mask

It hides my ugly mug.

Tssk, biggest lie so far pal

Does that mean I win? Whats my prize?? "

2 tickets to Lord Of The Dance and backstage passes to see Michael Flatley

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Petite woman eats pets

Sssh you said you'd never tell.

She eats brains too , took a good bite of mine "

You took a good bite of mine first mister!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Chunky gent is actually a hitman for the italian mafia

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

LOO originally chose the name Gaylord Focker but changed it as he felt it was aimed at the wrong demographic

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Chunky gent is actually a hitman for the italian mafia"

They can't afford me these days. The Albanians pay better.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Chunky gent was a stunt double for George clooney in from dusk till dawn.

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Chunky gent was a stunt double for George clooney in from dusk till dawn."

I even had to dye my hair grey.

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By *orraine999Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere


"Chunky gent is actually a hitman for the italian mafia

They can't afford me these days. The Albanians pay better. "

I thought you worked for the Chinese mafia.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Chunky gent is actually a hitman for the italian mafia

They can't afford me these days. The Albanians pay better.

I thought you worked for the Chinese mafia."

he means st albans mafia

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I bench press men and sell the tapes online.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Belle once ironed the wrinkles from my ballsack

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By *hatYorkLadMan  over a year ago

York

I heard Petitewoman is actually 6ft 5"

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By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley


"Keeley shaves her minge and sends the hair to the Guatemalan farmers who use it to stuff fair trade vegan dildos"

It's an honest wage!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

LOO was once shrunk down and injected into Martin Shorts ear where he remains today

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Princess peaches height comes in handy when she first met bliss she applied for a job as his official bag carrier but misunderstood the job title standing between his legs cupping his ball bag

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Meli has a 12 inch cock.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"LOO was once shrunk down and injected into Martin Shorts ear where he remains today "
call me tuck

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"LOO was once shrunk down and injected into Martin Shorts ear where he remains today call me tuck "

glad you got that one Tuck

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By *reya73Woman  over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Lord of orgasms actually meant ‘organisms’ but misspelled it.

Misspelled bored

Bored of Organisms .. another case of damn autocorrect

Bored of organisms. Typhoid Mary?"

So clearly Lord of Orgasms is actually Typhoid Mary reincarnated

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lord of orgasms actually meant ‘organisms’ but misspelled it.

Misspelled bored

Bored of Organisms .. another case of damn autocorrect

Bored of organisms. Typhoid Mary?

So clearly Lord of Orgasms is actually Typhoid Mary reincarnated"

about time u lot caught up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Belle once ironed the wrinkles from my ballsack"

True story

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Soon as a new lady joins fab, I give her a welcome shag.

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Chunky gent is actually a hitman for the italian mafia

They can't afford me these days. The Albanians pay better.

I thought you worked for the Chinese mafia."

That was last year.

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan  over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...


"Petite woman eats pets

Sssh you said you'd never tell.

She eats brains too , took a good bite of mine

You took a good bite of mine first mister! "

Only upon you asking for thoughts that wait in the 4th dimension of a coin ....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Breadless has a yeast infection

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Breadless has a yeast infection "

Pleasurequeen is actually a satanic cult member who chops off mens winkies and keeps them in glass pickeling jars under her bathtub.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Breadless has a yeast infection

Pleasurequeen is actually a satanic cult member who chops off mens winkies and keeps them in glass pickeling jars under her bathtub."

Ah shit! Rumbled

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Boldlylonglegs uses stilts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There needs to be a part 2 of this btw its funny as

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By *onty1971Man  over a year ago

London St Helier Trier


"Boldlylonglegs uses stilts"

No. I have fallen for ages ago - 3rd Jan picture oooh

I believed her height.

I am now in deep shock

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By *reya73Woman  over a year ago

Whitley Bay

I can't sleep for giggling to this thread. Love your bonkers minds!

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Don't tell anyone but Lord Of Orgasms has a profile on Fab Guys under the username of TallulahCD where the profile offers his services as a sissy maid

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Chunky gent is actually a hitman for the italian mafia

They can't afford me these days. The Albanians pay better.

I thought you worked for the Chinese mafia.

That was last year. "

I heard you work for Chinese, double egg-fried rice.

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