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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why does tfl rope off broken elevators.
Elevators don't break... They just become stairs"
Elevators where the handrail moves at a different rate to the stairs! |
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By *arksxMan
over a year ago
Leicester / London |
"Why does tfl rope off broken elevators.
Elevators don't break... They just become stairs
Elevators become drops 
Escalators are moving stairs  "
Escalotors dont break ...
I definitely used the wrong word |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
Packaging.
Middle lane hogging.
Dog clothes.
Seats in airports and train stations.
Jobsworths.
Annoying dogs on the beach when I'm gazing out to sea.
Christmas.
Tasteless tomatoes.
Noisy eating.
Tv.
Excessive use of lol
Actually, any use of lol
Oh the list is long today! definitely hormonal.
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Incontinence pad adverts that encourage women to accept incontinence as normal in order to sell their product. When the women ought to be seeking medical advice instead of forking out on the flaming things long term |
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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago
Biddulph |
"Incontinence pad adverts that encourage women to accept incontinence as normal in order to sell their product. When the women ought to be seeking medical advice instead of forking out on the flaming things long term"
Yep  |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
Preston |
People who don't indicate at roundabouts.
People who have their windscreen wipers going too fast for the amount of rain
Sucking food which should be chewed
People who do 40mph regardless of the speed limit
Shop assistants who chat to each other when serving
The superlambanana
People who are walking and then just stop dead in the path and you almost bump into them
Plus everything that everyone else mentioned |
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People who walk around the supermarket yabbering into their phones, including when they get to the checkout when dealing with the person serving them, I just think it's massively rude and usually if you can overhear the conversation it's pointless shite anyway! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The go compare adverts
Costa drive throughs
People that stand to close when talking
People that can't wash up properly.
People that dump things on every surface possible.
People that don't put things back
People on the end of the phone that need their job explained to them 300 times before actually sodding doing it
Hold music and those repeating messages from some robot about you being in a queue
I'll stop now I think
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone on fab who keeps unblocking me from their profile to check mine and keep tabs on me. Ffs.
Block them, then they can't "
How?? They've blocked me so I can't get their profile up to do it |
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"Someone on fab who keeps unblocking me from their profile to check mine and keep tabs on me. Ffs.
Block them, then they can't
How?? They've blocked me so I can't get their profile up to do it "
Do you know their name? Click on block list on the desk top site and type that in the box. Or if you have a message from them do it from that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Incompetent so called professionals.
Lying police officers.. Twice so far in last 2 yrs.
Oh plastic wrapping that says open here or pull here.. .. No I can't I still need scissors |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone on fab who keeps unblocking me from their profile to check mine and keep tabs on me. Ffs.
Block them, then they can't
How?? They've blocked me so I can't get their profile up to do it "
Too right hand corner. Counter block the bastards.  |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
Go to watch porn and somehow the volume on the phone has magically dialled itself up to full blast so even the neighbours can hear it. Yet someone rings me and i can’t hear the phone going and have 27 missed calls  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go to watch porn and somehow the volume on the phone has magically dialled itself up to full blast so even the neighbours can hear it. Yet someone rings me and i can’t hear the phone going and have 27 missed calls "
I’ll re send the vid sorry x |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
"Go to watch porn and somehow the volume on the phone has magically dialled itself up to full blast so even the neighbours can hear it. Yet someone rings me and i can’t hear the phone going and have 27 missed calls
I’ll re send the vid sorry x "
Muffle the groaning this time   x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go to watch porn and somehow the volume on the phone has magically dialled itself up to full blast so even the neighbours can hear it. Yet someone rings me and i can’t hear the phone going and have 27 missed calls
I’ll re send the vid sorry x
Muffle the groaning this time x"
Sock in her mouth ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Being an ex cyclist, I hate them who cycle without any proper saftey such as
Lights, helmet, hi Viz, etc.
Also when they cycle wareing dark clothing
An cycle on pavement.
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
"Go to watch porn and somehow the volume on the phone has magically dialled itself up to full blast so even the neighbours can hear it. Yet someone rings me and i can’t hear the phone going and have 27 missed calls
I’ll re send the vid sorry x
Muffle the groaning this time x
Sock in her mouth ? "
So long as it’s clean |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go to watch porn and somehow the volume on the phone has magically dialled itself up to full blast so even the neighbours can hear it. Yet someone rings me and i can’t hear the phone going and have 27 missed calls
I’ll re send the vid sorry x
Muffle the groaning this time x
Sock in her mouth ?
So long as it’s clean "
Puts wank sock back on shelf ! |
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Talking of the problems of navigating cinema stairs; When the lights go out the teeny weeny little LED’s on them are not nearly adequate enough to prevent one falling arse over head when trying to see to walk down them.
I’ve seen so many folk toppling over whilst going out for a wee and in fact once fell down on them myself to.
Mind you, my awesome stair falling stunt was probably the highlight of that particular night as the film itself was utter crap |
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By *VxrMan
over a year ago
Newton le Willows |
"Being an ex cyclist, I hate them who cycle without any proper saftey such as
Lights, helmet, hi Viz, etc.
Also when they cycle wareing dark clothing
An cycle on pavement.
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And with headphones in too, so dangerous I don’t think they realise. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go to watch porn and somehow the volume on the phone has magically dialled itself up to full blast so even the neighbours can hear it. Yet someone rings me and i can’t hear the phone going and have 27 missed calls "
Lovely women who have fabbed a pic of mine, and too old to pm them to say thank you!!!
Yes you Luna! Lol xx |
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"Go to watch porn and somehow the volume on the phone has magically dialled itself up to full blast so even the neighbours can hear it. Yet someone rings me and i can’t hear the phone going and have 27 missed calls
Lovely women who have fabbed a pic of mine, and too old to pm them to say thank you!!!
Yes you Luna! Lol xx"
I get that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sinusitis, I get it often and it's bloody painful! I'm on another lot of antibiotics and an even stronger steroid spray now  "
I have had this all over christake and still have it now  get well soon lovely, it's rough xxx |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"Sinusitis, I get it often and it's bloody painful! I'm on another lot of antibiotics and an even stronger steroid spray now
I have had this all over christake and still have it now get well soon lovely, it's rough xxx"
I have it at least 5 times a year, this time it's particularly bad though
I hope you get well soon too, it's vile. |
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Cyclists that refuse the use the cycle lane
People who drive significant under the speed limit
Sue Perkins
The woman who delivers parcels in my area and leaves my gate open every time
My knobhead neighbour who is currently sat with his car engine running despite it being 2:30 in the morning. He’s been out there a good half hour.
No other knobhead neighbour who parks his car across the front of my house so I can’t get in, despite there being more than enough room outside his own
People who are always on their phones
People who give you attitude when you expect them to do their job
Going to have to stop now, can feel my blood pressure rising! |
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People that wait til the last minute to merge when they had ample warning the lane was going to drop off... Or people that dont use a turn signal...
Bad drivers in general..
I wanna take this 80,000 pound behemoth and remove their stupid arse from the gene pool.. But instead i wave and blow kisses |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pissing contests and peacocking. This is why I don't stay in kik groups for long, too much bravado and also too many days of the week were the women in the group request dick pics. It's kinda weird, a girls profile might say she doesnt want to be sent dick pics then she joins kik and it's all she can think about |
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Wankspangles who hold their phone in their left hand up to their right ear and vice versa.
Fucknuggets who only have their Daytime Running Lights on in the dark so the arse end of their car is unlit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Incontinence pad adverts that encourage women to accept incontinence as normal in order to sell their product. When the women ought to be seeking medical advice instead of forking out on the flaming things long term"
OMG yes!
Aaaaaan the women look so young. They are even advertising post labour incontinence ffs.
It is not normal. The only time it's normal (and you can still do something about it) is once you reach menopause. It is due to drop of oestrogen on the bladder/urethral sphincter. Tightening the pelvic floor muscles can help. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Incompetent so called professionals.
Lying police officers.. Twice so far in last 2 yrs.
Oh plastic wrapping that says open here or pull here.. .. No I can't I still need scissors"
Yes definitely the first on your list. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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adverts ..anywhere....i hate adverts..i have a mantra ...if there is an advert for it ,i dont need it.
people that stop walking once they get on an escalator..that drives me mental... |
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By *uffnsmovCouple
over a year ago
Leeds/Wakefield |
"Packaging.
Middle lane hogging.
Dog clothes.
Seats in airports and train stations.
Jobsworths.
Annoying dogs on the beach when I'm gazing out to sea.
Christmas.
Tasteless tomatoes.
Noisy eating.
Tv.
Excessive use of lol
Actually, any use of lol
Oh the list is long today! definitely hormonal.
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LOL |
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By *uffnsmovCouple
over a year ago
Leeds/Wakefield |
"People that wait til the last minute to merge when they had ample warning the lane was going to drop off... Or people that dont use a turn signal...
Bad drivers in general..
I wanna take this 80,000 pound behemoth and remove their stupid arse from the gene pool.. But instead i wave and blow kisses"
That's not merge in turn then. Is it
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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago
Ho Chi Minge City |
Self service checkouts. They tell you to take your own bag and then the machine says you’ve put the wrong thing on the scale because it doesn’t know how much the empty bag weighs. Does my swede in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Neilsen doors that have a handle on them when the door is made to be pushed.
Ridiculously noisy cars and bikes that usually have L plates on them.
Eggs that don't peel easy.
Bad coffee.
Selfies!!!??
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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago
In my happy place |
"adverts ..anywhere....i hate adverts..i have a mantra ...if there is an advert for it ,i dont need it.
people that stop walking once they get on an escalator..that drives me mental..."
Not everyone can climb them... Reduced mobility |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"adverts ..anywhere....i hate adverts..i have a mantra ...if there is an advert for it ,i dont need it.
people that stop walking once they get on an escalator..that drives me mental..."
People that stop as soon as they get OFF the elevator |
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