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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Due to the over welcoming success of Prince of Matchmaking 2. These 2 quickly hit it off and are now getting married.
I'm not sure when or where it is but who wants to go?
Only one condition though, and I cannot stress this enough, dont bring that bitch Princess Peach |
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"I still have the last jar of pickled eggs from Christmas left over to; Fine dining is thus assured....
Oh goody, I hope you like marmite  "
Oooo yessss!  Shall we put it in the chocolate fountain for a joke?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I still have the last jar of pickled eggs from Christmas left over to; Fine dining is thus assured....
Oh goody, I hope you like marmite
Oooo yessss! Shall we put it in the chocolate fountain for a joke? "
If it’s ok with Dave down the pub, then yes  |
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"I wanna write the best man's speech!! "
Of course (can you omit mentioning all that unfortunate business with me and the Asda gloryhole though? I honestly thought it was a new type of urinal.....yes...) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How ya doing for bridesmaids?
We need some indeed - the more the merrier. And will you all please help me to eat this jar of pickled eggs? "
Mash them into the marmite fountain |
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"How ya doing for bridesmaids?
We need some indeed - the more the merrier. And will you all please help me to eat this jar of pickled eggs?
Mash them into the marmite fountain "
Hmmmm.....you have just inspired me with this wondrous recipe idea my future bride; This taste sensation will surely win over John Torode and Gregg Wallace when I make my triumphant entry on Masterchef this year |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How ya doing for bridesmaids?
We need some indeed - the more the merrier. And will you all please help me to eat this jar of pickled eggs?
Mash them into the marmite fountain
Hmmmm.....you have just inspired me with this wondrous recipe idea my future bride; This taste sensation will surely win over John Torode and Gregg Wallace when I make my triumphant entry on Masterchef this year "
I can’t wait to see their faces when they try it |
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"How ya doing for bridesmaids?
We need some indeed - the more the merrier. And will you all please help me to eat this jar of pickled eggs?
Mash them into the marmite fountain "
 you two are suited |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ey up! I’ve just realised that we don’t have a vicar!
Um....I don’t suppose there’s any on here willing to join us in holy matrimony?
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Shhhhhhhuuuusssh  |
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"Ey up! I’ve just realised that we don’t have a vicar!
Um....I don’t suppose there’s any on here willing to join us in holy matrimony?
Shhhhhhhuuuusssh "
Dave down the pub has come to the rescue; he says he’ll fill the role in exchange for a pint. He’s also offered some sausage rolls and will sing (probably highly ineptly) at our reception |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s this?!  
(Broken heart emoji)
Sorry Nora but you spend the wedding night with us
Oh ok . Heart mended
;-) You can carry my train to. Oh....wait.... I wear a suit right? "
Yes! I think suit. Definitely suit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s this?!
(Broken heart emoji)
Sorry Nora but you spend the wedding night with us
Oh ok . Heart mended
I knew that would mend it 
No more maltesers for you  "
That’s just mean  ...I was going to ask you to make the cock cakes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Due to the over welcoming success of Prince of Matchmaking 2. These 2 quickly hit it off and are now getting married.
I'm not sure when or where it is but who wants to go?
Only one condition though, and I cannot stress this enough, dont bring that bitch Princess Peach"
That's coz you'll knock em out the way like skittles and try to marry me instead. Limelight thief!
P |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Due to the over welcoming success of Prince of Matchmaking 2. These 2 quickly hit it off and are now getting married.
I'm not sure when or where it is but who wants to go?
Only one condition though, and I cannot stress this enough, dont bring that bitch Princess Peach
That's coz you'll knock em out the way like skittles and try to marry me instead. Limelight thief!
P "
Get over yourself wench |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Due to the over welcoming success of Prince of Matchmaking 2. These 2 quickly hit it off and are now getting married.
I'm not sure when or where it is but who wants to go?
Only one condition though, and I cannot stress this enough, dont bring that bitch Princess Peach
That's coz you'll knock em out the way like skittles and try to marry me instead. Limelight thief!
P
Get over yourself wench "
We have the wedding punch up |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Due to the over welcoming success of Prince of Matchmaking 2. These 2 quickly hit it off and are now getting married.
I'm not sure when or where it is but who wants to go?
Only one condition though, and I cannot stress this enough, dont bring that bitch Princess Peach
That's coz you'll knock em out the way like skittles and try to marry me instead. Limelight thief!
P
Get over yourself wench
We have the wedding punch up "
Oh and my money is on lady Pp, sorry dude |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Due to the over welcoming success of Prince of Matchmaking 2. These 2 quickly hit it off and are now getting married.
I'm not sure when or where it is but who wants to go?
Only one condition though, and I cannot stress this enough, dont bring that bitch Princess Peach
That's coz you'll knock em out the way like skittles and try to marry me instead. Limelight thief!
P
Get over yourself wench
We have the wedding punch up
Oh and my money is on lady Pp, sorry dude "
Mate, a swift back hander and she'll be done |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Due to the over welcoming success of Prince of Matchmaking 2. These 2 quickly hit it off and are now getting married.
I'm not sure when or where it is but who wants to go?
Only one condition though, and I cannot stress this enough, dont bring that bitch Princess Peach
That's coz you'll knock em out the way like skittles and try to marry me instead. Limelight thief!
P
Get over yourself wench "
Bless ya cotton ones
P |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Due to the over welcoming success of Prince of Matchmaking 2. These 2 quickly hit it off and are now getting married.
I'm not sure when or where it is but who wants to go?
Only one condition though, and I cannot stress this enough, dont bring that bitch Princess Peach
That's coz you'll knock em out the way like skittles and try to marry me instead. Limelight thief!
P
Get over yourself wench
We have the wedding punch up
Oh and my money is on lady Pp, sorry dude
Mate, a swift back hander and she'll be done "
Tis on beeeyatch 
P |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Due to the over welcoming success of Prince of Matchmaking 2. These 2 quickly hit it off and are now getting married.
I'm not sure when or where it is but who wants to go?
Only one condition though, and I cannot stress this enough, dont bring that bitch Princess Peach
That's coz you'll knock em out the way like skittles and try to marry me instead. Limelight thief!
P
Get over yourself wench
We have the wedding punch up
Oh and my money is on lady Pp, sorry dude
Mate, a swift back hander and she'll be done "
Where shall I send the flowers |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Due to the over welcoming success of Prince of Matchmaking 2. These 2 quickly hit it off and are now getting married.
I'm not sure when or where it is but who wants to go?
Only one condition though, and I cannot stress this enough, dont bring that bitch Princess Peach
That's coz you'll knock em out the way like skittles and try to marry me instead. Limelight thief!
P
Get over yourself wench
We have the wedding punch up
Oh and my money is on lady Pp, sorry dude
Mate, a swift back hander and she'll be done
Tis on beeeyatch
P"
You couldn't touch me. You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Um.....I know this isn’t the usual role of the groom, but can I run bets on this historic battle? "
Sorry, shes highjacking the thread like she always does
Continue with your wedding |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Due to the over welcoming success of Prince of Matchmaking 2. These 2 quickly hit it off and are now getting married.
I'm not sure when or where it is but who wants to go?
Only one condition though, and I cannot stress this enough, dont bring that bitch Princess Peach
That's coz you'll knock em out the way like skittles and try to marry me instead. Limelight thief!
P
Get over yourself wench
We have the wedding punch up
Oh and my money is on lady Pp, sorry dude
Mate, a swift back hander and she'll be done
Where shall I send the flowers "
PP knows the score.
P |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Due to the over welcoming success of Prince of Matchmaking 2. These 2 quickly hit it off and are now getting married.
I'm not sure when or where it is but who wants to go?
Only one condition though, and I cannot stress this enough, dont bring that bitch Princess Peach
That's coz you'll knock em out the way like skittles and try to marry me instead. Limelight thief!
P
Get over yourself wench
We have the wedding punch up
Oh and my money is on lady Pp, sorry dude
Mate, a swift back hander and she'll be done
Where shall I send the flowers
PP knows the score.
P"
That's because he can count. Unlike you
Oooooooo |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
"Ey up! I’ve just realised that we don’t have a vicar!
Um....I don’t suppose there’s any on here willing to join us in holy matrimony?
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Would you like me to do the ceremony?
I'm named after a Norse Goddess so I'm kind of divinely pagan qualified???
Witch Doctor could support with some extra juju?
There's no one pure n holy here so we'll have to do I'm afraid.
As it's a Norse ceremony there'll be a pause in the procedings for debauched fornication amongst the witnesses.
And would you like to opt for the mead poured over the bride and groom, licked off by the oldest virgin riding a goat?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ey up! I’ve just realised that we don’t have a vicar!
Um....I don’t suppose there’s any on here willing to join us in holy matrimony?
Would you like me to do the ceremony?
I'm named after a Norse Goddess so I'm kind of divinely pagan qualified???
Witch Doctor could support with some extra juju?
There's no one pure n holy here so we'll have to do I'm afraid.
As it's a Norse ceremony there'll be a pause in the procedings for debauched fornication amongst the witnesses.
And would you like to opt for the mead poured over the bride and groom, licked off by the oldest virgin riding a goat?
"
I’ll have two of what she’s on |
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"Ey up! I’ve just realised that we don’t have a vicar!
Um....I don’t suppose there’s any on here willing to join us in holy matrimony?
Would you like me to do the ceremony?
I'm named after a Norse Goddess so I'm kind of divinely pagan qualified???
Witch Doctor could support with some extra juju?
There's no one pure n holy here so we'll have to do I'm afraid.
As it's a Norse ceremony there'll be a pause in the procedings for debauched fornication amongst the witnesses.
And would you like to opt for the mead poured over the bride and groom, licked off by the oldest virgin riding a goat?
"
Now THAT sounds like my sort of Wedding |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ey up! I’ve just realised that we don’t have a vicar!
Um....I don’t suppose there’s any on here willing to join us in holy matrimony?
Would you like me to do the ceremony?
I'm named after a Norse Goddess so I'm kind of divinely pagan qualified???
Witch Doctor could support with some extra juju?
There's no one pure n holy here so we'll have to do I'm afraid.
As it's a Norse ceremony there'll be a pause in the procedings for debauched fornication amongst the witnesses.
And would you like to opt for the mead poured over the bride and groom, licked off by the oldest virgin riding a goat?
I’ll have two of what she’s on "
I know yea the weirdo theres no goats on here |
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"Can we name the first child?
Yes, why not Something regal sounding would be nice. Or possibly Bert. There’s not enough Bert’s around these days."
Assumed it would be a girl for some reason
Hope it's in a nicely stately home |
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"Can we name the first child?
Yes, why not Something regal sounding would be nice. Or possibly Bert. There’s not enough Bert’s around these days.
Assumed it would be a girl for some reason
Hope it's in a nicely stately home "
If twins. Bert and Ernistine |
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"Can we name the first child?
Yes, why not Something regal sounding would be nice. Or possibly Bert. There’s not enough Bert’s around these days.
Assumed it would be a girl for some reason
Hope it's in a nicely stately home
If twins. Bert and Ernistine "
Will you be a bridesmaid? I want to fuck a bridesmaid  |
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"Can we name the first child?
Yes, why not Something regal sounding would be nice. Or possibly Bert. There’s not enough Bert’s around these days.
Assumed it would be a girl for some reason
Hope it's in a nicely stately home
If twins. Bert and Ernistine
Will you be a bridesmaid? I want to fuck a bridesmaid "
No. I'm the bartender. |
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"Can we name the first child?
Yes, why not Something regal sounding would be nice. Or possibly Bert. There’s not enough Bert’s around these days.
Assumed it would be a girl for some reason
Hope it's in a nicely stately home
If twins. Bert and Ernistine
Will you be a bridesmaid? I want to fuck a bridesmaid
No. I'm the bartender."
Ohh trying to get me d*unk huh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My two remaining questions for the bride and groom before a marriage can be sanctioned ...
Do you have purity of mind?
Have you ever looked lustfully upon another person?
Choose your answers very carefully ... |
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