Mickey Mouse is sitting in his solicitors office, the solicitor says "look Mickey, you cant divorce Mini on the grounds that she is buck toothed". Mickey replies "I didnt say she was buck toothed, I said she was fucking Goofy" |
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"Mickey Mouse is sitting in his solicitors office, the solicitor says "look Mickey, you cant divorce Mini on the grounds that she is buck toothed". Mickey replies "I didnt say she was buck toothed, I said she was fucking Goofy""
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"To work today but I just feel too poorly. Please cheer me up  .
What wrong? A cold? Go on say yes and tell me you need Vic’s rubbed in. Lol"
More a bad cough and chesty. And sick but I think that’s from coughing too much  |
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"Oh sorry you are poorly.
What you need is an inbox full of boobs.
Shall we do a boob thread for nora "
Yes that is a brilliant idea. I need to do some work so I will leave that with you.  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"To work today but I just feel too poorly. Please cheer me up .
What wrong? A cold? Go on say yes and tell me you need Vic’s rubbed in. Lol
More a bad cough and chesty. And sick but I think that’s from coughing too much "
Can I kiss your chest better???  |
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"To work today but I just feel too poorly. Please cheer me up .
What wrong? A cold? Go on say yes and tell me you need Vic’s rubbed in. Lol
More a bad cough and chesty. And sick but I think that’s from coughing too much
Can I kiss your chest better??? "
You may catch the lurg though |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"To work today but I just feel too poorly. Please cheer me up .
What wrong? A cold? Go on say yes and tell me you need Vic’s rubbed in. Lol
More a bad cough and chesty. And sick but I think that’s from coughing too much
Can I kiss your chest better???
You may catch the lurg though "
I'd risk it. It may take a lot of kisses.  |
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"Oh sorry you are poorly.
What you need is an inbox full of boobs.
Shall we do a boob thread for nora
I love boobs "
You and a lot of others including me!!
Bring on the boobs please!! If anything to help the poorly sick lass recover |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To work today but I just feel too poorly. Please cheer me up .
What wrong? A cold? Go on say yes and tell me you need Vic’s rubbed in. Lol
More a bad cough and chesty. And sick but I think that’s from coughing too much
Can I kiss your chest better???
You may catch the lurg though "
I have just had it so I am immune... I think I got a nurses costume here somewhere.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To work today but I just feel too poorly. Please cheer me up .
Would you like to see my boobs?
Well I wouldn’t say no "
I'll change my profile picture just for you then. Its Christmassy though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"To work today but I just feel too poorly. Please cheer me up .
What wrong? A cold? Go on say yes and tell me you need Vic’s rubbed in. Lol
More a bad cough and chesty. And sick but I think that’s from coughing too much
Can I kiss your chest better???
You may catch the lurg though
I have just had it so I am immune... I think I got a nurses costume here somewhere.
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. I’ve got one somewhere. Doubt I’d even get my big toe in it now!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I suspect you get flooded with messages like this but , "o gosh" you have a stunning figure, I'm so envious,
Hope your feeling better soon x "
Thankyou. I’m just being wuss. A bit like man flu . X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To work today but I just feel too poorly. Please cheer me up .
What wrong? A cold? Go on say yes and tell me you need Vic’s rubbed in. Lol
More a bad cough and chesty. And sick but I think that’s from coughing too much
Can I kiss your chest better???
You may catch the lurg though
I have just had it so I am immune... I think I got a nurses costume here somewhere.
. I’ve got one somewhere. Doubt I’d even get my big toe in it now! "
Wont come anywhere near me then!
#iamsize10honest |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"To work today but I just feel too poorly. Please cheer me up .
What wrong? A cold? Go on say yes and tell me you need Vic’s rubbed in. Lol
More a bad cough and chesty. And sick but I think that’s from coughing too much
Can I kiss your chest better???
You may catch the lurg though
I have just had it so I am immune... I think I got a nurses costume here somewhere.
. I’ve got one somewhere. Doubt I’d even get my big toe in it now!
Wont come anywhere near me then!
#iamsize10honest"
. Yep me too!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I could give you a mouthful of ‘special’ medicine to pick you up  "
Took longer than I expected for that to come up!
Could also try Nurse Jennie's organic chest rub? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't get man flu, I get tranny flu !! Same as man flu but with smudged mascara and a hot water bottle, it's not pretty x
. Love it x"
Known as Tran Flu |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"To work today but I just feel too poorly. Please cheer me up .
That's ok i'm not working today or tomorrow for same reason. Love you loads  "
I know. Tomorrow too? It’s crap innit. xxx |
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