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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Apart from pissing you off and getting ran over?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Apart from pissing you off and getting ran over?"

cause happiness

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By *icolerobbieCouple over a year ago

walsall

"Apart from pissing you off and getting ran over?"

Shit in my flower beds....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

Stand off against teacher while they patrol their joint territories.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Bite

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By *ottielayWoman over a year ago

by the bay

Eat and sleep

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Eat and sleep "

And Fart

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Apart from pissing you off and getting ran over?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Act sassy and look pretty

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By *ineMan over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

Kill birds

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Apart from pissing you off and getting ran over?

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what's wrong?

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS over a year ago

Stockport

Sit on the faces of people who don't like cats while they're asleep, and suffocate them.

People they like, they bring presents of dead or mutilated small animals.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shit and piss on the carpet, rip the furniture to bits... Actually I know a few women that do that too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My mums cat barks like a dog

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Apart from pissing you off and getting ran over?

what's wrong?"

Pussycat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My mums cat barks like a dog

Actually, now that I think about it it's a dog she has not a cat

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

Fake affection to get food and knock stuff off shelves and tables for shits and giggles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m not a huge cat fan, that was until I met a cat wearing a shirt and now I want a British shorthair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m not a huge cat fan, that was until I met a cat wearing a shirt and now I want a British shorthair"

what was his name

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’m not a huge cat fan, that was until I met a cat wearing a shirt and now I want a British shorthair

what was his name "

Vera.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m not a huge cat fan, that was until I met a cat wearing a shirt and now I want a British shorthair

what was his name

Vera."

Norris

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

One of mine likes to dig her claws into and dangle from my leg.

I am still somewhat unsure as to what exact enjoyment she derives from said act but it is likely more than the ‘enjoyment’ that I experience....

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’m not a huge cat fan, that was until I met a cat wearing a shirt and now I want a British shorthair

what was his name

Vera.

Norris "

Dorris

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Our two are rescue cats and brothers.. Basically they are dogs, they fetch sit get up and down on command and walk on a lead. Hubby was never a cat person always had gsd and boxers. Our boys give us the best of both worlds mthwy don't need lots of exercise Nd don't need to go out if no ones home

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

They talk about you behind your back their other cat friends. It's not always positive.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My cat likes to hang out at the window and dance at passersby like a prostitute in Amsterdam.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m not a huge cat fan, that was until I met a cat wearing a shirt and now I want a British shorthair

what was his name

Vera.

Norris

Dorris"

No, the cats name was Norris

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By *etleyBitterMan over a year ago

wakefield

shit&piss in other peoples gardens dirty twats they need cullin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m not a huge cat fan, that was until I met a cat wearing a shirt and now I want a British shorthair

what was his name

Vera.

Norris

Dorris

No, the cats name was Norris "

Why was he wearing a shirt?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m not a huge cat fan, that was until I met a cat wearing a shirt and now I want a British shorthair

what was his name

Vera.

Norris

Dorris

No, the cats name was Norris

Why was he wearing a shirt? "

Because he was a well dressed cat?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’m not a huge cat fan, that was until I met a cat wearing a shirt and now I want a British shorthair

what was his name

Vera.

Norris

Dorris

No, the cats name was Norris

Why was he wearing a shirt? "

He was cold

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fake affection to get food and knock stuff off shelves and tables for shits and giggles

My cat Maurice does that.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’m not a huge cat fan, that was until I met a cat wearing a shirt and now I want a British shorthair

what was his name

Vera.

Norris

Dorris

No, the cats name was Norris

Why was he wearing a shirt?

Because he was a well dressed cat? "

Then why wasn't he wearing a suit and hat?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Excercise my dog lol there a local one who waits on the fence to taunt him

Cat better lose some weight he nearly got it yesterday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Apart from pissing you off and getting ran over?"

You are over stressing on pussy it looks like its seriously getting to you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m not a huge cat fan, that was until I met a cat wearing a shirt and now I want a British shorthair

what was his name

Vera.

Norris

Dorris

No, the cats name was Norris

Why was he wearing a shirt?

Because he was a well dressed cat?

Then why wasn't he wearing a suit and hat?"

I like a cat who is a snappy dresser

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’m not a huge cat fan, that was until I met a cat wearing a shirt and now I want a British shorthair

what was his name

Vera.

Norris

Dorris

No, the cats name was Norris

Why was he wearing a shirt?

Because he was a well dressed cat?

Then why wasn't he wearing a suit and hat?

I like a cat who is a snappy dresser "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Apart from pissing you off and getting ran over?

You are over stressing on pussy it looks like its seriously getting to you.

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stress over pussy? Na it comes and goes

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

My little abandoned cat always knows when I'm sad and snuggles in my arms looking up at me

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By *rinthiaMan over a year ago

dundee

mine is an absolute killing mac_ine when hes outside

mice birds seagulls squirrels rabbits dont stand a chance around here!

but when hes inside he’s a big sook never even scratch me or anyone in the family

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By *attb179Man over a year ago

London

Cats are evil

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"mine is an absolute killing mac_ine when hes outside

mice birds seagulls squirrels rabbits dont stand a chance around here!

but when hes inside he’s a big sook never even scratch me or anyone in the family "

Mines a big softie

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

Also why do cat food adverts always have a weird almost sexual element to them? Especially the Sheba ones

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Also why do cat food adverts always have a weird almost sexual element to them? Especially the Sheba ones

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It's more of an elegance element, I would say

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t know cats do but you definitely don’t fuck with them !!! Those that know know

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

"Also why do cat food adverts always have a weird almost sexual element to them? Especially the Sheba ones

It's more of an elegance element, I would say

Every time that Dreamies one with Roberto comes on I always mutter "blatantly shags cats" to the amusement of whoever is with me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my crazy cat lady starter pack consists of ....

youngest likes to fall out of the bedroom window, attack the food bag & beg for treats

eldest knocks on door to be let in/out. drinks from glasses

middle one paws the keys dangling from the lock to be let out

eat, sleep, bully each other, sit on my head when im asleep or attack my feet, chase each other around the house at 4 am

love them

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Also why do cat food adverts always have a weird almost sexual element to them? Especially the Sheba ones

It's more of an elegance element, I would say

Every time that Dreamies one with Roberto comes on I always mutter "blatantly shags cats" to the amusement of whoever is with me"

Oh...

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By *atricia ParnelWoman over a year ago

In a town full of colours

The ferals keep the rat and mice population in the hay barn under control

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

They make really weird noises and have creepy looking eyes. And they make me sneeze

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"my crazy cat lady starter pack consists of ....

youngest likes to fall out of the bedroom window, attack the food bag & beg for treats

eldest knocks on door to be let in/out. drinks from glasses

middle one paws the keys dangling from the lock to be let out

eat, sleep, bully each other, sit on my head when im asleep or attack my feet, chase each other around the house at 4 am

love them

Haha. Mine climbs on our single storey extension roof and taps on the bedroom window to be let in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whatever the fuck they want

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"They make really weird noises and have creepy looking eyes. And they make me sneeze

That could be me you're talking about Babs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Apart from pissing you off and getting ran over?"
get eye infections, fleas, arthritis, scratch you, get hair all over your clothes, cost you a fortune etc

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

They make my eyes sticky, itchy, red and watery, cause pain in my sinuses and make my nose run!

After a few more minutes in their company I get a sinus headache too!

All three of my kids are very allergic to cats too - pretty common I believe! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Keep you warm in bed at night. I woke up one morning with a cat either side under the covers, bless them

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

"Also why do cat food adverts always have a weird almost sexual element to them? Especially the Sheba ones

It's more of an elegance element, I would say

Every time that Dreamies one with Roberto comes on I always mutter "blatantly shags cats" to the amusement of whoever is with me

Oh..."

Just like that flag someone was holding up at Glastonbury a few years ago that said "Gary Lineker shags crisps", it made me laugh anyway

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Apart from pissing you off and getting ran over?get eye infections, fleas, arthritis, scratch you, get hair all over your clothes, cost you a fortune etc

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Not if you look after them properly

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Also why do cat food adverts always have a weird almost sexual element to them? Especially the Sheba ones

It's more of an elegance element, I would say

Every time that Dreamies one with Roberto comes on I always mutter "blatantly shags cats" to the amusement of whoever is with me

Oh...

Just like that flag someone was holding up at Glastonbury a few years ago that said "Gary Lineker shags crisps", it made me laugh anyway

Good

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"They make really weird noises and have creepy looking eyes. And they make me sneeze

That could be me you're talking about Babs

Oooo Samiss I didn’t have you down for a noisy one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Purrr I grew up with 7 in my house all at one time.. (had 4) before one of them had kittens! All lived to be 19+ Apart from the mother of the kittens who got run over right outside our house not long after they were born

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Meow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Apart from pissing you off and getting ran over?get eye infections, fleas, arthritis, scratch you, get hair all over your clothes, cost you a fortune etc

Not if you look after them properly

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really so your cat is relatively new if I'm correct, so a young cat, have you checked him or her for fleas and your clothes for hair?

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Theatrical productions in the west end, Broadway and now the cinema

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

On a small tangent, I would like to recommend you Google "ai cat names" and go to the AI Weirdness site. Unfortunately I'm not allowed to post the link here.

It lists names for cats that a computer generated using artificial intelligence. Our favourites are:

M. Tinklesby Linklater Soap

Scat Cat Butthole

Meatbag

Romeo of Darkness

Scarlet Be Thy Coat

Kill All Humans

Beep Boop

This Guy

Thelonious Monsieur

Gregory Chimney

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

Ly there licking their bits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Theatrical productions in the west end, Broadway and now the cinema "

made me think of Ricky Gervais' comment about Judi Dench

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They catch mice and eat spiders. Isn't that enough???

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Theatrical productions in the west end, Broadway and now the cinema

made me think of Ricky Gervais' comment about Judi Dench

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Get to know you, so that you both form a bond whilst they manipulate you with great skill and pleasure. If you like the affection and company they give, you can decide if their needs are a price worth paying for their great charm. Your life can be changed by a cat, which is both a simple and complex animal - perhaps like you.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"They make really weird noises and have creepy looking eyes. And they make me sneeze

That could be me you're talking about Babs

Oooo Samiss I didn’t have you down for a noisy one

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Oh you'd be surprised Babs

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Apart from pissing you off and getting ran over?get eye infections, fleas, arthritis, scratch you, get hair all over your clothes, cost you a fortune etc

Not if you look after them properly

really so your cat is relatively new if I'm correct, so a young cat, have you checked him or her for fleas and your clothes for hair?

She was dumped in our garden, 18 months ago, with 3 kittens, so not sure how old she is. She is fully innoculated, wormed and vaccinated for fleas. I groom her daily so very little hair loss, so yeah, well looked after and not that expensive

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Theatrical productions in the west end, Broadway and now the cinema "

I'd quite like to see that

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"They catch mice and eat spiders. Isn't that enough??? "

That is a good thing, house now spider free!

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Get to know you, so that you both form a bond whilst they manipulate you with great skill and pleasure. If you like the affection and company they give, you can decide if their needs are a price worth paying for their great charm. Your life can be changed by a cat, which is both a simple and complex animal - perhaps like you.

Molly is very easy to look after and has brought us great joy

She seems very appreciative of us taking her in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They catch mice and eat spiders. Isn't that enough???

That is a good thing, house now spider free!

Mine used to catch moths too

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

A stray cat bit my ankle a few years back. My leg blew up like a balloon and i was on crutches for a week.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cant stand cats, awful pets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cant stand cats, awful pets"

Me too. I don’t like them either

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"They catch mice and eat spiders. Isn't that enough???

That is a good thing, house now spider free!

Mine used to catch moths too

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Molly would catch butterflies, in the summer, but was very gentle and would let them go. She caught a baby wren and brought it to me completely unharmed, think she got confused with it being one of her kittens, that she had recently had

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"A stray cat bit my ankle a few years back. My leg blew up like a balloon and i was on crutches for a week."
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Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My cats make me happy. I adore them and they adore me. What more could you want?

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Cant stand cats, awful pets"

They are a bit marmite, but mine is not an awful pet

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

"A stray cat bit my ankle a few years back. My leg blew up like a balloon and i was on crutches for a week.,

Ouch!"

It was agony

My leg was full of poison. Nearly ended up on a drip in hospital. I was only trying to give the little shit a drink of milk when it wandered into my garden. One minute it was purring the next minute it pounced at my ankle.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"My cats make me happy. I adore them and they adore me. What more could you want? "
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I adore Molly too, I have had 2 close family bereavements in the past 3 months, she knows I'm sad and soon as I sit down, she snuggles up on my lap

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"A stray cat bit my ankle a few years back. My leg blew up like a balloon and i was on crutches for a week.,

Ouch!

It was agony

That is nasty, cat obviously infected with something, which is a problem with strays. It's a shame people dump any animal, rather than just taking them to a rescue centre

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a Cat. Love him to bits

He's massive and good natured.

The house wouldnt be the same without him

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

Clean themselves

Once had a cat Orbit. He saw my bare ass sticking out the duvet back when I was on my own, he decided to attack, it boy his claws were sharp.. great cat though, he’d follow me for miles into town and wait for me

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"I have a Cat. Love him to bits

He's massive and good natured.

The house wouldnt be the same without him"

Same here

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Clean themselves

Aah bless him

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Stinky farts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bugger all except make you wait on them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a Cat. Love him to bits

He's massive and good natured.

The house wouldnt be the same without him"

A house isn't a home without a cat.

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By *an_LexaCouple over a year ago

Sunderland

Cats do whatever they want to do, and never what someone else wants them to do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a family of 6 Maine Coons. They're great company, very undemanding but also very interactive. They come for walks with me in the woods and go swimming with me. They also fart a lot.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Stinky farts "

Yeah but at least you can blame them when you drop one!

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"I have a Cat. Love him to bits

He's massive and good natured.

The house wouldnt be the same without him

A house isn't a home without a cat."

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"I have a family of 6 Maine Coons. They're great company, very undemanding but also very interactive. They come for walks with me in the woods and go swimming with me. They also fart a lot.

Haha, that all sounds lovely, apart from the farting!

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Stinky farts

Yeah but at least you can blame them when you drop one!

Didn't think of that

I'm getting a cat

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"I have a family of 6 Maine Coons. They're great company, very undemanding but also very interactive. They come for walks with me in the woods and go swimming with me. They also fart a lot.

Gosh just googled, they are beautiful

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Stinky farts

Yeah but at least you can blame them when you drop one!

Didn't think of that

I'm getting a cat

Haha! Go for it!

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Why people have cats as pets is beyond me. The most un-loyal animal there is.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Why people have cats as pets is beyond me. The most un-loyal animal there is. "
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I'm sure some are

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

I'd love more cats but I think we've been spoilt with Molly being so good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do really smelly craps behind your sofa because they refuse to use a litter tray

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Do really smelly craps behind your sofa because they refuse to use a litter tray

Not if they're trained. Mine doesn't even crap in the garden, or anyone elses, she'll come in and go in her tray, she was obviously a house cat. Convenient poo bin just down the road, so cleaned up straight away!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a family of 6 Maine Coons. They're great company, very undemanding but also very interactive. They come for walks with me in the woods and go swimming with me. They also fart a lot.

Gosh just googled, they are beautiful

They're gorgeous cats, very big as well. Pops is as tall as my knees. I do spend a lot of my evening de-burring them though, and they groom each other a lot.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do really smelly craps behind your sofa because they refuse to use a litter tray

I'm being harsh...she's only a baby, well 11 weeks old now, but can't seem to grasp the litter tray concept

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By *icebloke..but filthyMan over a year ago

london

Seagulls?

What you've got there is a lion

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By *icebloke..but filthyMan over a year ago

london

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple over a year ago

Stockport

They sleep for about 16-18 hours a day, but even when they’re asleep they are ready to pounce! A bit like my husband! (Ready for pounce that is!) x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They crap in my garden!

Each neighbour has a cat and the buggers crap in my garden. If I wanted cat poo in my garden.....I'd get a frickin cat!

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Panda makes a good alarm clock as until you get up to feed her she won't shut up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Plot what they are going to do to take over the world when they eventually evolve opposable thumbs.

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By *icebloke..but filthyMan over a year ago

london

Cars exist purely to plot their owner's downfall

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

You can't cuddle a dog whill sitting in a chair watching TV.

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Owning a cat can reduce the risk of heart attacks and strokes by more than a third, researchers have found. Scientists said that having a cat helped to relieve stress and anxiety, which is known to help protect against heart disease by lowering blood pressure and reducing the heart rate.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Apart from pissing you off and getting ran over?get eye infections, fleas, arthritis, scratch you, get hair all over your clothes, cost you a fortune etc

Not if you look after them properly

really so your cat is relatively new if I'm correct, so a young cat, have you checked him or her for fleas and your clothes for hair?

"
lol ok

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By *Man1263Man over a year ago

Stockport

"You can't cuddle a dog whill sitting in a chair watching TV.

You can, depends on size of dog.

I used to get Bullie Hugs from mine, miss them.

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

They provide love and affection, also a great way to relieve stress sitting down stroking a purring pussy is very relaxing.

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By *edVelveteenCouple over a year ago

Heaven in the Midlands

Make my heart happy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They provide love and affection, also a great way to relieve stress sitting down stroking a purring pussy is very relaxing."

I've found that gets the pulse racing

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"I have a family of 6 Maine Coons. They're great company, very undemanding but also very interactive. They come for walks with me in the woods and go swimming with me. They also fart a lot.

Gosh just googled, they are beautiful

They're gorgeous cats, very big as well. Pops is as tall as my knees. I do spend a lot of my evening de-burring them though, and they groom each other a lot."

Oh they sound lovely, you're very lucky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My Norwegian Forest just puked all over the floor

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Do really smelly craps behind your sofa because they refuse to use a litter tray

I'm being harsh...she's only a baby, well 11 weeks old now, but can't seem to grasp the litter tray concept "

Pop her in the tray about 10 minutes after she's had food or water and make a fuss of her if she's used the tray...They like to please, you have to be patient

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

Bomb at the box office!

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"They crap in my garden!

Each neighbour has a cat and the buggers crap in my garden. If I wanted cat poo in my garden.....I'd get a frickin cat!"

That won't work, it will crap in the neighbours garden

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Bomb at the box office! "

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Panda makes a good alarm clock as until you get up to feed her she won't shut up.

Haha

you're right there Seeside, 7 o clock for us

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Owning a cat can reduce the risk of heart attacks and strokes by more than a third, researchers have found. Scientists said that having a cat helped to relieve stress and anxiety, which is known to help protect against heart disease by lowering blood pressure and reducing the heart rate.

Great post

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Apart from pissing you off and getting ran over?get eye infections, fleas, arthritis, scratch you, get hair all over your clothes, cost you a fortune etc

Not if you look after them properly

really so your cat is relatively new if I'm correct, so a young cat, have you checked him or her for fleas and your clothes for hair?

lol ok

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"They provide love and affection, also a great way to relieve stress sitting down stroking a purring pussy is very relaxing."

Oh it is

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"My Norwegian Forest just puked all over the floor

"
,

Oh...

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

My brother's cat was from a Rescue centre.

She positively hates men, with a vengeance, but after a few months in their house, tolerated my brother, though preferring to be around his wife.

I visited not long after they'd got the cat. She wandered into the house, my brother went pale and warned me to "watch out, she'll hiss and spit at you!"

Snowy walked over to me, looked up, jumped onto the sofa beside me, sniffed me, then settled onto my lap and fell asleep, much to my brother's amazement!

On my infrequent visits since, Snowy welcomes me like a long lost friend, whereas other male visitors take their lives in their hands!

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"My brother's cat was from a Rescue centre.

She positively hates men, with a vengeance, but after a few months in their house, tolerated my brother, though preferring to be around his wife.

I visited not long after they'd got the cat. She wandered into the house, my brother went pale and warned me to "watch out, she'll hiss and spit at you!"

Snowy walked over to me, looked up, jumped onto the sofa beside me, sniffed me, then settled onto my lap and fell asleep, much to my brother's amazement!

On my infrequent visits since, Snowy welcomes me like a long lost friend, whereas other male visitors take their lives in their hands!"

Oh that's lovely Iain...It's because you are a kind soul, they recognise that

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"My brother's cat was from a Rescue centre.

She positively hates men, with a vengeance, but after a few months in their house, tolerated my brother, though preferring to be around his wife.

I visited not long after they'd got the cat. She wandered into the house, my brother went pale and warned me to "watch out, she'll hiss and spit at you!"

Snowy walked over to me, looked up, jumped onto the sofa beside me, sniffed me, then settled onto my lap and fell asleep, much to my brother's amazement!

On my infrequent visits since, Snowy welcomes me like a long lost friend, whereas other male visitors take their lives in their hands!

Oh that's lovely Iain...It's because you are a kind soul, they recognise that

How's Molly xx

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"My brother's cat was from a Rescue centre.

She positively hates men, with a vengeance, but after a few months in their house, tolerated my brother, though preferring to be around his wife.

I visited not long after they'd got the cat. She wandered into the house, my brother went pale and warned me to "watch out, she'll hiss and spit at you!"

Snowy walked over to me, looked up, jumped onto the sofa beside me, sniffed me, then settled onto my lap and fell asleep, much to my brother's amazement!

On my infrequent visits since, Snowy welcomes me like a long lost friend, whereas other male visitors take their lives in their hands!

Oh that's lovely Iain...It's because you are a kind soul, they recognise that

I've always had this affinity with cats. Dogs? No way!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They have an amazing knack for being able to sleep anywhere....,, so jealous off this lol

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"My brother's cat was from a Rescue centre.

She positively hates men, with a vengeance, but after a few months in their house, tolerated my brother, though preferring to be around his wife.

I visited not long after they'd got the cat. She wandered into the house, my brother went pale and warned me to "watch out, she'll hiss and spit at you!"

Snowy walked over to me, looked up, jumped onto the sofa beside me, sniffed me, then settled onto my lap and fell asleep, much to my brother's amazement!

On my infrequent visits since, Snowy welcomes me like a long lost friend, whereas other male visitors take their lives in their hands!

Oh that's lovely Iain...It's because you are a kind soul, they recognise that

How's Molly xx"

She's perfect Yas, thank you, she brings me lots of love in my troubled times

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"My brother's cat was from a Rescue centre.

She positively hates men, with a vengeance, but after a few months in their house, tolerated my brother, though preferring to be around his wife.

I visited not long after they'd got the cat. She wandered into the house, my brother went pale and warned me to "watch out, she'll hiss and spit at you!"

Snowy walked over to me, looked up, jumped onto the sofa beside me, sniffed me, then settled onto my lap and fell asleep, much to my brother's amazement!

On my infrequent visits since, Snowy welcomes me like a long lost friend, whereas other male visitors take their lives in their hands!

Oh that's lovely Iain...It's because you are a kind soul, they recognise that

I've always had this affinity with cats. Dogs? No way!"
I

dogs are too much hard work

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"My brother's cat was from a Rescue centre.

She positively hates men, with a vengeance, but after a few months in their house, tolerated my brother, though preferring to be around his wife.

I visited not long after they'd got the cat. She wandered into the house, my brother went pale and warned me to "watch out, she'll hiss and spit at you!"

Snowy walked over to me, looked up, jumped onto the sofa beside me, sniffed me, then settled onto my lap and fell asleep, much to my brother's amazement!

On my infrequent visits since, Snowy welcomes me like a long lost friend, whereas other male visitors take their lives in their hands!

Oh that's lovely Iain...It's because you are a kind soul, they recognise that

How's Molly xx

She's perfect Yas, thank you, she brings me lots of love in my troubled times

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"They have an amazing knack for being able to sleep anywhere....,, so jealous off this lol "

Yeah me too...Molly sleeps on the roof ridge...think I'll give that one a miss

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"My brother's cat was from a Rescue centre.

She positively hates men, with a vengeance, but after a few months in their house, tolerated my brother, though preferring to be around his wife.

I visited not long after they'd got the cat. She wandered into the house, my brother went pale and warned me to "watch out, she'll hiss and spit at you!"

Snowy walked over to me, looked up, jumped onto the sofa beside me, sniffed me, then settled onto my lap and fell asleep, much to my brother's amazement!

On my infrequent visits since, Snowy welcomes me like a long lost friend, whereas other male visitors take their lives in their hands!

Oh that's lovely Iain...It's because you are a kind soul, they recognise that

How's Molly xx

She's perfect Yas, thank you, she brings me lots of love in my troubled times

Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've had my cat 13years nearly, she's mainly been an indoor cat most of her life.

I dont know where this idea that cats fake affection comes from,it is a total misinformation pedalled by cat hating cunts.

I've had my cat since she could fit in the palm of my hand, there is an attachment,a bond and 13 years later it just gets better(as she mellowed out a few years ago).Sure she can be annoying,needy and spiteful,but can then be the sweetest little(ok she's actually a big cat)thing.

I'm a dog person and might get a new one in the near future, though I would argue that cats have more identity about themselves which can make them more interesting as individuals.

My question to the OP, is what does any animal 'have to do' for it to be important to you?

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"My brother's cat was from a Rescue centre.

She positively hates men, with a vengeance, but after a few months in their house, tolerated my brother, though preferring to be around his wife.

I visited not long after they'd got the cat. She wandered into the house, my brother went pale and warned me to "watch out, she'll hiss and spit at you!"

Snowy walked over to me, looked up, jumped onto the sofa beside me, sniffed me, then settled onto my lap and fell asleep, much to my brother's amazement!

On my infrequent visits since, Snowy welcomes me like a long lost friend, whereas other male visitors take their lives in their hands!

Oh that's lovely Iain...It's because you are a kind soul, they recognise that

I've always had this affinity with cats. Dogs? No way!I

dogs are too much hard work

I went with my brother and his previous cat to the vet's one day. The vet watched me with another cat and commented that in NOT towering over the animal, but sitting down alongside it on the floor and slightly ignoring it, made all the difference.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"I've had my cat 13years nearly, she's mainly been an indoor cat most of her life.

I dont know where this idea that cats fake affection comes from,it is a total misinformation pedalled by cat hating cunts.

I'm a dog person and might get a new one in the near future, though I would argue that cats have more identity about themselves which can make them more interesting as individuals.

My question to the OP, is what does any animal 'have to do' for it to be important to you?

In my experience, they don't fake affection

sometimes it can be a mind game thing, but I enjoy the challenge

Molly has just come upstairs to snuggle down with me, I love this time of night, her purring is melodic

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"My brother's cat was from a Rescue centre.

She positively hates men, with a vengeance, but after a few months in their house, tolerated my brother, though preferring to be around his wife.

I visited not long after they'd got the cat. She wandered into the house, my brother went pale and warned me to "watch out, she'll hiss and spit at you!"

Snowy walked over to me, looked up, jumped onto the sofa beside me, sniffed me, then settled onto my lap and fell asleep, much to my brother's amazement!

On my infrequent visits since, Snowy welcomes me like a long lost friend, whereas other male visitors take their lives in their hands!

Oh that's lovely Iain...It's because you are a kind soul, they recognise that

I've always had this affinity with cats. Dogs? No way!I

dogs are too much hard work

Yes I get that, they don't like prolonged eye contact too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had my cat 13years nearly, she's mainly been an indoor cat most of her life.

I dont know where this idea that cats fake affection comes from,it is a total misinformation pedalled by cat hating cunts.

I'm a dog person and might get a new one in the near future, though I would argue that cats have more identity about themselves which can make them more interesting as individuals.

My question to the OP, is what does any animal 'have to do' for it to be important to you?

In my experience, they don't fake affection

sometimes it can be a mind game thing, but I enjoy the challenge

Molly has just come upstairs to snuggle down with me, I love this time of night, her purring is melodic

lol

My Miio will come through, do the odd thing where she'll come round the side star,meow.I'll give her the goi ahead to come up,make the lovely warm throw I have on me all flat..then she'll come up,stretch lie down on her side and get belly rubbed.

She'll leave at some point or I'll shoo her away when I get horny for a wank

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My brother's cat was from a Rescue centre.

She positively hates men, with a vengeance, but after a few months in their house, tolerated my brother, though preferring to be around his wife.

I visited not long after they'd got the cat. She wandered into the house, my brother went pale and warned me to "watch out, she'll hiss and spit at you!"

Snowy walked over to me, looked up, jumped onto the sofa beside me, sniffed me, then settled onto my lap and fell asleep, much to my brother's amazement!

On my infrequent visits since, Snowy welcomes me like a long lost friend, whereas other male visitors take their lives in their hands!

Oh that's lovely Iain...It's because you are a kind soul, they recognise that

I've always had this affinity with cats. Dogs? No way!I

dogs are too much hard work

Yes I get that, they don't like prolonged eye contact too."

but they like to stare at ya lol...

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By *ily WhiteWoman over a year ago

My friend has one of those weird hairless cats, scary looking little thing it is - she doesn't like it when I call it Testicle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A cat owns you. Stop feeding them and watch them walk

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"My brother's cat was from a Rescue centre.

She positively hates men, with a vengeance, but after a few months in their house, tolerated my brother, though preferring to be around his wife.

I visited not long after they'd got the cat. She wandered into the house, my brother went pale and warned me to "watch out, she'll hiss and spit at you!"

Snowy walked over to me, looked up, jumped onto the sofa beside me, sniffed me, then settled onto my lap and fell asleep, much to my brother's amazement!

On my infrequent visits since, Snowy welcomes me like a long lost friend, whereas other male visitors take their lives in their hands!

Oh that's lovely Iain...It's because you are a kind soul, they recognise that

I've always had this affinity with cats. Dogs? No way!I

dogs are too much hard work

Yes I get that, they don't like prolonged eye contact too.

but they like to stare at ya lol..."

Yep, the Psychotic ones!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Turn a house into a home. We have 6 cats.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd love more cats but I think we've been spoilt with Molly being so good

We started with two kittens but one died of flu. Then got two more. Then two more. Then another. Then the baby one got run over at 8 months, and 6 weeks ago one disappeared, we think taken, and we have two new arrivals. Why have six cats people ask? Easy we say. Cos 6 cats are better than 5!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A stray cat bit my ankle a few years back. My leg blew up like a balloon and i was on crutches for a week.,

Ouch!

It was agony

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"I'd love more cats but I think we've been spoilt with Molly being so good

Oh dear sorry to hear about your cats. 6 gosh!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Apart from pissing you off and getting ran over?"

My 3 cats give me a feeling of wort_iness like having to clean up after them lol.

Na I like it when I get in they come up wanna fuss then fuck off back to sleep .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Guardians of the underworld..... Duh....

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Apart from pissing you off and getting ran over?

My 3 cats give me a feeling of wort_iness like having to clean up after them lol.

Na I like it when I get in they come up wanna fuss then fuck off back to sleep ."

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd love more cats but I think we've been spoilt with Molly being so good

Oh dear sorry to hear about your cats. 6 gosh!

And we have just been asked if we want two more! Well 8 cats are better than 6 aren’t they?

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"I'd love more cats but I think we've been spoilt with Molly being so good

Oh dear sorry to hear about your cats. 6 gosh!

And we have just been asked if we want two more! Well 8 cats are better than 6 aren’t they? "

Haha yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They judge that's what they do ... judge. Nothing I do is good enough for the little slave driver.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"They judge that's what they do ... judge. Nothing I do is good enough for the little slave driver. "

Yes they do

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"My cat likes to hang out at the window and dance at passersby like a prostitute in Amsterdam. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a Cat. Love him to bits

He's massive and good natured.

The house wouldnt be the same without him

A house isn't a home without a cat."

I have a sign on the wall that says that

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"I have a Cat. Love him to bits

He's massive and good natured.

The house wouldnt be the same without him

A house isn't a home without a cat.

I have a sign on the wall that says that"

Aaw

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Apart from pissing you off and getting ran over?"

That's pretty much it, to be fair.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love my pablo cat, he gives me loves and snuggles and has a lovely personality, love him to bits.

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By *eliciousladyWoman over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"Act sassy and look pretty

Exactly this.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I love my pablo cat, he gives me loves and snuggles and has a lovely personality, love him to bits. "

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"I love my pablo cat, he gives me loves and snuggles and has a lovely personality, love him to bits. "

Sounds lovely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kill birds "

About 27 million a year, apparently.

Even David Attenborough says we need to protect birds from domestic cats.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Apart from pissing you off and getting ran over?"

Actually hate them...they crap on sand that kids play in ...and can Seriously damage their eyesight...

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Kill birds

About 27 million a year, apparently.

Even David Attenborough says we need to protect birds from domestic cats. "
,

That is a big problem, if they were hungry and killing to feed themselves, that's the food chain, if they're killing for 'fun', that's not good.

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