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It’s “Face SIT Friday”.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Whose face would you like to sit on ladies and who would you like to sit on your face gents

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

She knows who she is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whose face would you like to sit on ladies and who would you like to sit on your face gents

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him,him and omg him please

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I don't do that sort of thing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't do that sort of thing

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oh bugger...not him then

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

"I don't do that sort of thing

oh bugger...not him then

Hes frigid

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't do that sort of thing

Well I’ve heard different

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By *rallyFixated1Man over a year ago

tipton

I’ve got 10 minutes before work, who’s looking for a seat?

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I don't do that sort of thing

oh bugger...not him then

Hes frigid

Just don't fart

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Whose face would you like to sit on ladies and who would you like to sit on your face gents

him,him and omg him please"

I wanted all those

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve got 10 minutes before work, who’s looking for a seat? "

“Waves”

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I’ve got 10 minutes before work, who’s looking for a seat?

“Waves”"

You tart

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By *rallyFixated1Man over a year ago

tipton

"I’ve got 10 minutes before work, who’s looking for a seat?

“Waves”"

Hop on then cocka

lets have a quick wriggle

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve got 10 minutes before work, who’s looking for a seat?

“Waves”

You tart

I made some tarts yesterday

....

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

"Whose face would you like to sit on ladies and who would you like to sit on your face gents

him,him and omg him please

I wanted all those

We just wanted you

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By *imonTMan over a year ago

hayes

Lies back and makes himself comfortable..... Mount up ladies....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Profile pic selected accordingly...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whose face would you like to sit on ladies and who would you like to sit on your face gents

him,him and omg him please

I wanted all those

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well they would prefer you to me so go for it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whose face would you like to sit on ladies and who would you like to sit on your face gents

him,him and omg him please

I wanted all those

well they would prefer you to me so go for it

I very much doubt you'll be short of offers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If that’s what they want .... suffocation, then I’ll be no part of that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Whose face would you like to sit on ladies and who would you like to sit on your face gents

him,him and omg him please

I wanted all those

well they would prefer you to me so go for it

We’ll share them

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Profile pic selected accordingly...

Very nice to

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By *oneyjule65Couple over a year ago

Halifax

Hopefully tonight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whose face would you like to sit on ladies and who would you like to sit on your face gents

I can think of one straight away heehee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If that’s what they want .... suffocation, then I’ll be no part of that

Ah, but from my own experience, there's ways to avoid suffocation? General twisting and turning of one's face, opening wide of mouth, using your position to your advantage by doing things to the owner of said posterior upon you that cause her to make involuntary shudders and jumps that mean the seal is often broken...

Full suffocation is never an issue!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If that’s what they want .... suffocation, then I’ll be no part of that

Full suffocation is never an issue!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If that’s what they want .... suffocation, then I’ll be no part of that

Full suffocation is never an issue!

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

cheeky69...strong possibility lolx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Obviously you op and spider lady make sure you wiggle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

kissing Kelly......OOOFT lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I cannot confirm or deny I have a preference.. But them certain fabbers can use my face as a derriere cushion anytime

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By *oneyjule65Couple over a year ago

Halifax

So long as there is willing tongue awaiting

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By *londie8399Couple over a year ago

blackpool

Love face sitting eithier way

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

I like it when a man straddles my chest and dips his cock in my mouth like an Eskimo fishing

Apply within

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"kissing Kelly......OOOFT lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like it when a man straddles my chest and dips his cock in my mouth like an Eskimo fishing

Apply within

Off to purchase a big fluffy coat

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I like it when a man straddles my chest and dips his cock in my mouth like an Eskimo fishing

Apply within

I wish I was man right now

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By *heLaserGuyMan over a year ago

Coventry

Can't resist joining the endless queue for this lol x

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Oooo. Decisions, decisions.

Let's see if there are any volunteers.

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Cheeky, are you available my love.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmmm, there might be a few I’d like to sit on x

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

There are a couple of people that spring to mind.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come on girls get yourself comfy over here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A certain "Raven" who likes odd shaped balls

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Can I have Cheeky and Kelly please.

And then........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Obviously you op and spider lady make sure you wiggle"

Most definately

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

He knows

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just make sure it's clean please ladies

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *latinumkittenWoman over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

There are one of two I wouldn't say no to right now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whose face would you like to sit on ladies and who would you like to sit on your face gents

him,him and omg him please"

Mine is always free for Kelly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One fuzzy face to grind your gash on ladies. Wet my whiskers.....

Fuzz

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By *uHorny1Man over a year ago

Cannock

"I don't do that sort of thing

oh bugger...not him then

I do...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One fuzzy face to grind your gash on ladies. Wet my whiskers.....

Fuzz"

Well, you're used to the taste of Peach-flavoured delicacies after all....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One fuzzy face to grind your gash on ladies. Wet my whiskers.....

Fuzz

Well, you're used to the taste of Peach-flavoured delicacies after all....

One of my 5-a-day

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"him,him and omg him please"

Her, her, and omg her again for the third time please

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By *ylvie 888Woman over a year ago

Cleethorpes

I am deffo in....

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By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Carlisle

I think Jen needs to get her arse over here a bit lively

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

Well as it’s our last child free day before they break up I’m sure it’ll be part of today’s shenanigans.

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Why are only the men allowed a lady on their face?

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Whose face would you like to sit on ladies and who would you like to sit on your face gents

him,him and omg him please"

Just lay them side by side and work your way along

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any will do

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Why are only the men allowed a lady on their face?"

I support this

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"If that’s what they want .... suffocation, then I’ll be no part of that

Full suffocation is never an issue!

You're clearly still alive to tell the tale anyway! Unless P is just signing off sometimes as B to make it seem you are

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By *an_LexaCouple over a year ago

Sunderland

I’m a rider not a sitter. Is that a problem?

Lex

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

"I’m a rider not a sitter. Is that a problem?

Lex"

Jump on, and giddy up!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why are only the men allowed a lady on their face?

I support this

I support this as well. Although only so long as I can have a turn as well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m a rider not a sitter. Is that a problem?

Lex"

I don't know. I don't think so... Let's find out.

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By *kblokenorthMan over a year ago

Any

"Whose face would you like to sit on ladies and who would you like to sit on your face gents

Next time I’m in Exeter my face awaits you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Durtyay can sit on my face anytime

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

"Why are only the men allowed a lady on their face?"

They’re not, not in this house anyway

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By *ixfootinthecityMan over a year ago

South East

"I like it when a man straddles my chest and dips his cock in my mouth like an Eskimo fishing

Apply within

Give an Eskimo a fish, and he’ll eat for a day. Give an Eskimo a cock, and he’ll plunge it into an ice hole hoping for a tuna.

This face is comfy ‘and now with even more tongue’.

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By *ifeandhubby400Couple over a year ago

Arse hole of nowhere ,Scotland

Sat on hubbys face twice yesterday at our regular meet

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Sounds divine .. while I sip my coffee, careful not to spill

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A few, especially the OP

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

F&Bs x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sounds divine .. while I sip my coffee, careful not to spill"

This has me simultaneously excited and cringing...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am in

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I am in

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OK I'll sit on yours.

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By *erryxxxWoman over a year ago

manchester

"I like it when a man straddles my chest and dips his cock in my mouth like an Eskimo fishing

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Me too

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By *lexjohnson139Man over a year ago

Dublin

Oh sign me up!

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I am deffo in.... "

Oh hello stranger. (Waves)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd rather you sat on my penis

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'd rather you sat on my penis

No ta.

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

There's a certain person that I asked to do this, she very kindly obliged. I'm anticipating the same again very soon...

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By *attb179Man over a year ago

London

Oh yes, come sit make yourself comfy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whose face would you like to sit on ladies and who would you like to sit on your face gents

I mean I'd happily let you sit on my face cheeky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Al I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Face sitting is so underrated!

grind my face and suffocate me as I risk my healthy to satisfy hard!

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By *hisCharmingMan over a year ago

South Manchester

Ready

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yours please op

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I like it when a man straddles my chest and dips his cock in my mouth like an Eskimo fishing

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One of my favourites

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like it when a man straddles my chest and dips his cock in my mouth like an Eskimo fishing

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One of my favourites

Oooooh yes

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By *ondon-guy68Man over a year ago

London

*offers up a seat....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Great face sitting everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yours please op

Cheeky you are

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Yours please op

Cheeky you are

No your cheeky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

There’s a few I would sit over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There’s a few I would sit over

Oh yours too

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"There’s a few I would sit over

Awww thanks

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"There’s a few I would sit over

Oh yours too

Hehe Doc is it time for an oil check

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By *ElectricityMan over a year ago

Preston

Plenty of lovely ladies on here I wish would sit on me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There’s a few I would sit over

Oh yours too

Hehe Doc is it time for an oil check

I was thinking about checking your grease nipples

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"There’s a few I would sit over

Oh yours too

Hehe Doc is it time for an oil check

I was thinking about checking your grease nipples

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By *opilotMan over a year ago

Heathrow

Bit late to this thread, but my face is available for you ladies

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

My legs are quite tired...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Late in, but my face loves being sat on....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Missed all the fun haven't I

my face is ready though

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By *opilotMan over a year ago

Heathrow

"My legs are quite tired...

Take a rest, and perch yourself upon my face xx

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"My legs are quite tired...

I hope Santa's beard won't tickle you too much.

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

Oh crikey, I'd kill someone if I sat on their face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok I am in but only for ppl who can't drive properly

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By *attoo.GentMan over a year ago

Electric Avenue

Merry Christmas and a happy face sitting!

My seat is getting cold if anyone wants to warm it up...

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Ok I am in but only for ppl who can't drive properly "

I said yours

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

It's nearly wine o'clock. You all got me dreaming of face sitting with morning coffee earlier .. now with a glass of wine would be nice, decadent, delicious x

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Oh crikey, I'd kill someone if I sat on their face

Nah. My tongue is very long and I can breath through my ears.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Oh crikey, I'd kill someone if I sat on their face

You don’t actually sit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok I am in but only for ppl who can't drive properly

I said yours

Can you drive properly ?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Ok I am in but only for ppl who can't drive properly

I said yours

Can you drive properly ? "

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"My legs are quite tired...

I hope Santa's beard won't tickle you too much.

Oh a soft beard feels goooood. Santa's busy though right now surely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok I am in but only for ppl who can't drive properly

I said yours

Can you drive properly ?

No"

Ok then

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Ok I am in but only for ppl who can't drive properly

I said yours

Can you drive properly ?

Ok then "

You ready

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok I am in but only for ppl who can't drive properly

I said yours

Can you drive properly ?

Ok then

You ready"

Since day 57

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Oh crikey, I'd kill someone if I sat on their face

Hehe! No you wouldn't.. hover a bit .. good for the thighs

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Ok I am in but only for ppl who can't drive properly

I said yours

Can you drive properly ?

Ok then

You ready

Since day 57 "

Been waiting that long?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make sure you wash your ass before you climb aboard girls

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"My legs are quite tired...

I hope Santa's beard won't tickle you too much.

Oh a soft beard feels goooood. Santa's busy though right now surely "

This particular one has would make some special time for you.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Make sure you wash your ass before you climb aboard girls

Why

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Make sure you wash your ass before you climb aboard girls

No way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stay away from me en smellers

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Stay away from me en smellers"

F&B doesn't clean.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stay away from me en smellers

F&B doesn't clean."

F&bs arse has a beautiful natural aroma so he's off the hook

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Stay away from me en smellers

F&B doesn't clean.

F&bs arse has a beautiful natural aroma so he's off the hook"

Yeak OK go sniff it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stay away from me en smellers

F&B doesn't clean.

F&bs arse has a beautiful natural aroma so he's off the hook

Yeak OK go sniff it."

Already did, was fantastic

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Stay away from me en smellers

F&B doesn't clean.

F&bs arse has a beautiful natural aroma so he's off the hook

Yeak OK go sniff it.

Already did, was fantastic"

You a couple now?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Op you could sit on mine any time

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Op you could sit on mine any time

No ta

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Stay away from me en smellers"

I’m just knocking on your back door

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stay away from me en smellers

F&B doesn't clean.

F&bs arse has a beautiful natural aroma so he's off the hook

Yeak OK go sniff it.

Already did, was fantastic

You a couple now?"

Poss still waiting for him to commit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stay away from me en smellers

I’m just knocking on your back door

Wash your arse !!!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Stay away from me en smellers

F&B doesn't clean.

F&bs arse has a beautiful natural aroma so he's off the hook

Yeak OK go sniff it.

Already did, was fantastic

You a couple now?

Poss still waiting for him to commit"

Can I come to wedding?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ladies you are welcome too sit on my face!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Stay away from me en smellers

I’m just knocking on your back door

Wash your arse !!!!"

I can’t, I’m injured

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"Oh crikey, I'd kill someone if I sat on their face

You don’t actually sit

Ohhh so that's what I was doing wrong, I probably didn't need to dig that many holes in my garden

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Stay away from me en smellers

F&B doesn't clean.

F&bs arse has a beautiful natural aroma so he's off the hook

Yeak OK go sniff it.

Already did, was fantastic

You a couple now?

Poss still waiting for him to commit

Can I come to wedding?"

I want to come too

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Stay away from me en smellers

I’m just knocking on your back door

Wash your arse !!!!

I can’t, I’m injured

I'll help you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No to both of you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok I am in but only for ppl who can't drive properly "

I drive my Robin Reliant like a race car driver

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"No to both of you"
why

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Stay away from me en smellers

I’m just knocking on your back door

Wash your arse !!!!

I can’t, I’m injured

I'll help you."

Will you hoist me on him

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Stay away from me en smellers

I’m just knocking on your back door

Wash your arse !!!!

I can’t, I’m injured

I'll help you.

Will you hoist me on him

Bum first

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Stay away from me en smellers

I’m just knocking on your back door

Wash your arse !!!!

I can’t, I’m injured

I'll help you.

Will you hoist me on him

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No to both of youwhy"

No fabbers allowed

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"Oh crikey, I'd kill someone if I sat on their face

Hehe! No you wouldn't.. hover a bit .. good for the thighs

I once lost balance while doing that silly squatting position and face planted the wall, I wouldn't fancy the man's chances if I lost balance while hovering and landed on him, I'd probably break his neck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stay away from me en smellers

I’m just knocking on your back door

Wash your arse !!!!

I can’t, I’m injured

I'll help you.

Will you hoist me on him

Bum first

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Oh crikey, I'd kill someone if I sat on their face

You don’t actually sit

Ohhh so that's what I was doing wrong, I probably didn't need to dig that many holes in my garden

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"No to both of youwhy

No fabbers allowed "

We are bridesmaids.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Stay away from me en smellers

I’m just knocking on your back door

Wash your arse !!!!

I can’t, I’m injured

I'll help you.

Will you hoist me on him

Bum first

I’m crying here....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No to both of youwhy

No fabbers allowed

We are bridesmaids."

Wait, I’ve no idea who is getting hitched yet

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Stay away from me en smellers

I’m just knocking on your back door

Wash your arse !!!!

I can’t, I’m injured

I'll help you.

Will you hoist me on him

Bum first

I’m crying here....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No to both of youwhy

No fabbers allowed

We are bridesmaids."

Definitely not I ain't being put in a situation where I want a threesome with my wife's bridesmaids

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Stay away from me en smellers

I’m just knocking on your back door

Wash your arse !!!!

I can’t, I’m injured

I'll help you.

Will you hoist me on him

Bum first

I’m crying here....

Think we’ve scared him off....high 5

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No to both of youwhy

No fabbers allowed

We are bridesmaids.

Definitely not I ain't being put in a situation where I want a threesome with my wife's bridesmaids"

Chicken

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Stay away from me en smellers

I’m just knocking on your back door

Wash your arse !!!!

I can’t, I’m injured

I'll help you.

Will you hoist me on him

Bum first

I’m crying here....

Think we’ve scared him off....high 5

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No to both of youwhy

No fabbers allowed

We are bridesmaids.

Definitely not I ain't being put in a situation where I want a threesome with my wife's bridesmaids

Chicken

F & B won't trust me

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"No to both of youwhy

No fabbers allowed

We are bridesmaids.

Definitely not I ain't being put in a situation where I want a threesome with my wife's bridesmaids"

Your the wife

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No to both of youwhy

No fabbers allowed

We are bridesmaids.

Definitely not I ain't being put in a situation where I want a threesome with my wife's bridesmaids

Your the wife

Wrong im Masculine as fuck

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"No to both of youwhy

No fabbers allowed

We are bridesmaids.

Definitely not I ain't being put in a situation where I want a threesome with my wife's bridesmaids

Your the wife

Wrong im Masculine as fuck"

He says pouting

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No to both of youwhy

No fabbers allowed

We are bridesmaids.

Definitely not I ain't being put in a situation where I want a threesome with my wife's bridesmaids

Chicken

F & B won't trust me

But I’m married to him already

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No to both of youwhy

No fabbers allowed

We are bridesmaids.

Definitely not I ain't being put in a situation where I want a threesome with my wife's bridesmaids

Chicken

F & B won't trust me

But I’m married to him already

WTF

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ve just shaved my backside specially.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve just shaved my backside specially....."

Can you do mine

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’ve just shaved my backside specially....."

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I’ve just shaved my backside specially.....

Can you do mine

I’ll have to use a new razor - I’ve rendered this one more blunt than a pebble thanks to the Herculean task it just faced....

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