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over a year ago
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Let’s see what the fuss is all about. I’m auctioning my arse for one night and one night only. Make me an offer I can’t refuse (I’m not talking money), tempt me! Tell me why you should be the one! Winner gets carte blanche! |
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"Let’s see what the fuss is all about. I’m auctioning my arse for one night and one night only. Make me an offer I can’t refuse (I’m not talking money), tempt me! Tell me why you should be the one! Winner gets carte blanche!"
Je veux parler avec toi, tu peut me dire tout le mot mechant  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let’s see what the fuss is all about. I’m auctioning my arse for one night and one night only. Make me an offer I can’t refuse (I’m not talking money), tempt me! Tell me why you should be the one! Winner gets carte blanche!
Je veux parler avec toi, tu peut me dire tout le mot mechant "
Les stupid auto correct |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let’s see what the fuss is all about. I’m auctioning my arse for one night and one night only. Make me an offer I can’t refuse (I’m not talking money), tempt me! Tell me why you should be the one! Winner gets carte blanche!
Je veux parler avec toi, tu peut me dire tout le mot mechant
Les stupid auto correct "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Let’s see what the fuss is all about. I’m auctioning my arse for one night and one night only. Make me an offer I can’t refuse (I’m not talking money), tempt me! Tell me why you should be the one! Winner gets carte blanche!
Je veux parler avec toi, tu peut me dire tout le mot mechant "
Méchants? Ou lubriques, obscènes, paillards, libidineux, impudiques, grivois, égrillard, graveleux, concupiscents, licencieux? |
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"Let’s see what the fuss is all about. I’m auctioning my arse for one night and one night only. Make me an offer I can’t refuse (I’m not talking money), tempt me! Tell me why you should be the one! Winner gets carte blanche!"
Pourquoi juste ton cul? Un ami veut savoir |
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By (user no longer on site)
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This is an intriguing auction.
I want your arse! However I want it in a very non sexual way. I just require you to sit beside me as we watch La Traviata. Opera can be more stirring and passionate than sex. I’m sure women throwing themselves at your feet begging for your.. ermm charms is very dull! I want to engage your mind and senses! Intellectual stimulation, auditory stimulation them perhaps something more tactile. |
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"Let’s see what the fuss is all about. I’m auctioning my arse for one night and one night only. Make me an offer I can’t refuse (I’m not talking money), tempt me! Tell me why you should be the one! Winner gets carte blanche!
Je veux parler avec toi, tu peut me dire tout le mot mechant "
Vous pouvez parle parle acec moi aussi si vous voulez  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let’s see what the fuss is all about. I’m auctioning my arse for one night and one night only. Make me an offer I can’t refuse (I’m not talking money), tempt me! Tell me why you should be the one! Winner gets carte blanche!
Je veux parler avec toi, tu peut me dire tout le mot mechant
Méchants? Ou lubriques, obscènes, paillards, libidineux, impudiques, grivois, égrillard, graveleux, concupiscents, licencieux?"
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By *almprintsWoman
over a year ago
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What would I do with you for one night?
Let's start with gin, followed by watching that fine arse take off items of clothing (specifically a belt), at my discretion. Either your clothing or mine, I leave it to you. I'd be interested to see if you could get me to behave and do as you want...I haven't for many yet.
If you do, I'll ride you like I've never ridden before and beg for a good spanking.
Either that or we'll have a good natter. Xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would bid for your arse so you could pleasure a certain lady, so I could pleasure her husband, or is that not allowed...
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I’m intrigued. Who are we talking about? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I could stick my boot up your bum if you like?
Now we’re talking!
What’s size feet? Heels or not?
They’re big so brace yourself  "
Not sure the brace position is the best for that purpose. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would bid for your arse so you could pleasure a certain lady, so I could pleasure her husband, or is that not allowed...
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I like the sound of this...
It's that or £3.50 and a I'll through in a bag of chips after 
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would bid for your arse so you could pleasure a certain lady, so I could pleasure her husband, or is that not allowed...
I like the sound of this...
It's that or £3.50 and a I'll through in a bag of chips after
Peach x"
THROW ffs. I apologise |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Je te laisserais conduire my Renault 5 turbo mec "
Je pourrais faire des donuts sur le parking d’Aldi pendant que tu t’occupes de la jolie petite qui a posté un peu plus tôt? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Je te laisserais conduire my Renault 5 turbo mec
Je pourrais faire des donuts sur le parking d’Aldi pendant que tu t’occupes de la jolie petite qui a posté un peu plus tôt?"
Je sais pas de qui tu parles mais ma bite n'a pas d'œil... Un trou c'est un trou mdrr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let’s see what the fuss is all about. I’m auctioning my arse for one night and one night only. Make me an offer I can’t refuse (I’m not talking money), tempt me! Tell me why you should be the one! Winner gets carte blanche!"
just had a call from autioneer he said you can't sell your arse because it is already taken to an online bidder, from the show flog it, cheeky mare! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let’s see what the fuss is all about. I’m auctioning my arse for one night and one night only. Make me an offer I can’t refuse (I’m not talking money), tempt me! Tell me why you should be the one! Winner gets carte blanche!
just had a call from autioneer he said you can't sell your arse because it is already taken to an online bidder, from the show flog it, cheeky mare!"
it is had to go to antiques roadshow for further valuing after it has had a good flogging! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A packet of monster munch and a half eaten toffee crisp
I'd hand you over to my Mrs, then I cld have a night out with the boys ..."
Please send pics of the missus: face, boobs and arse! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Let’s see what the fuss is all about. I’m auctioning my arse for one night and one night only. Make me an offer I can’t refuse (I’m not talking money), tempt me! Tell me why you should be the one! Winner gets carte blanche!
just had a call from autioneer he said you can't sell your arse because it is already taken to an online bidder, from the show flog it, cheeky mare!
it is had to go to antiques roadshow for further valuing after it has had a good flogging! "
Damn, busted! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A packet of monster munch and a half eaten toffee crisp
I'd hand you over to my Mrs, then I cld have a night out with the boys ...
Please send pics of the missus: face, boobs and arse!"
Will do but just shown her your profile... only looking 6ft plus..if we can find her someone else, your can come on the lash with me...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Let’s see what the fuss is all about. I’m auctioning my arse for one night and one night only. Make me an offer I can’t refuse (I’m not talking money), tempt me! Tell me why you should be the one! Winner gets carte blanche!
Je veux parler avec toi, tu peut me dire tout le mot mechant
Méchants? Ou lubriques, obscènes, paillards, libidineux, impudiques, grivois, égrillard, graveleux, concupiscents, licencieux?. Tout"
C’est promis! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Let’s see what the fuss is all about. I’m auctioning my arse for one night and one night only. Make me an offer I can’t refuse (I’m not talking money), tempt me! Tell me why you should be the one! Winner gets carte blanche!
Je veux parler avec toi, tu peut me dire tout le mot mechant
Vous pouvez parle parle acec moi aussi si vous voulez "
Ok! On parle de quoi? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What would I do with you for one night?
Let's start with gin, followed by watching that fine arse take off items of clothing (specifically a belt), at my discretion. Either your clothing or mine, I leave it to you. I'd be interested to see if you could get me to behave and do as you want...I haven't for many yet.
If you do, I'll ride you like I've never ridden before and beg for a good spanking.
Either that or we'll have a good natter. Xx "
Will you wear jodhpurs for the riding? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This is an intriguing auction.
I want your arse! However I want it in a very non sexual way. I just require you to sit beside me as we watch La Traviata. Opera can be more stirring and passionate than sex. I’m sure women throwing themselves at your feet begging for your.. ermm charms is very dull! I want to engage your mind and senses! Intellectual stimulation, auditory stimulation them perhaps something more tactile. "
Not what I had in mind, but I guess an education or another...I have so much to learn! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It should be me because I'm really good at making a guy feel good and as it's nearly Christmas, I'd bring presents. I'd give you a night to remember."
That’s the spirit! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Haha, you're such a Trollope.
I don't chase, or compete. For that reason, I'm out of your auction
xxx "
Everybody knows you have a multibuy discount card! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would bid for your arse so you could pleasure a certain lady, so I could pleasure her husband, or is that not allowed...
I like the sound of this...
It's that or £3.50 and a I'll through in a bag of chips after
Peach x"
I want an ice cream too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would bid for your arse so you could pleasure a certain lady, so I could pleasure her husband, or is that not allowed...
I like the sound of this...
It's that or £3.50 and a I'll through in a bag of chips after
Peach x
I want an ice cream too!"
I've never heard it called that before but okay you filthy beast
Peach x |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
"Haha, you're such a Trollope.
I don't chase, or compete. For that reason, I'm out of your auction
xxx
Everybody knows you have a multibuy discount card!"
On yeah I forgot, I can have you anytime with the multi buy discount card ..just punch in the pin and away we go |
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