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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Say your in and what you are looking for on fab and I'll match you to someone else in the thread.

Might work, might not, I'm not actually going to put a lot of effort into this

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Kelly Brook please sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Kelly Brook please sir

If Kelly Brook comes in, I will point her your way

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Say your in and what you are looking for on fab and I'll match you to someone else in the thread.

Might work, might not, I'm not actually going to put a lot of effort into this"

In match me tiger.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Say your in and what you are looking for on fab and I'll match you to someone else in the thread.

Might work, might not, I'm not actually going to put a lot of effort into this

In match me tiger."

Are you ok to be with _ensuallover1000 until Kelly Brook comes along?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Say your in and what you are looking for on fab and I'll match you to someone else in the thread.

Might work, might not, I'm not actually going to put a lot of effort into this

In match me tiger.

Are you ok to be with _ensuallover1000 until Kelly Brook comes along?"

Yeah.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kelly Brook please sir

Can I share her

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Say your in and what you are looking for on fab and I'll match you to someone else in the thread.

Might work, might not, I'm not actually going to put a lot of effort into this

In match me tiger.

Are you ok to be with _ensuallover1000 until Kelly Brook comes along?

Yeah."

Excellent. Were off to a flying start

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in

Dark haired female regular likes dogs pulse optional

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In. I will allow you to choose for me

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

I'm in, can I have either Sebastian Stan or Jason Momoa please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In. I will allow you to choose for me

Do you like dogs?

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Say your in and what you are looking for on fab and I'll match you to someone else in the thread.

Might work, might not, I'm not actually going to put a lot of effort into this

In match me tiger.

Are you ok to be with _ensuallover1000 until Kelly Brook comes along?

Yeah."

He he

I shall wow you with my inimitable death metal version of ‘We’re walking in the air.’ from The Snowman

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Say your in and what you are looking for on fab and I'll match you to someone else in the thread.

Might work, might not, I'm not actually going to put a lot of effort into this

In match me tiger.

Are you ok to be with _ensuallover1000 until Kelly Brook comes along?

Yeah.

He he

I shall wow you with my inimitable death metal version of ‘We’re walking in the air.’ from The Snowman

I look forward to it

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Kelly Brook please sir

Can I share her

Of course m’lady (I shall enjoy this even more!)

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By *r Cheeky97Man over a year ago

Devon

Open minded girl up for a threesome? Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m in

Dark haired female regular likes dogs pulse optional

Hippychick 99 for you

I think she likes dogs, if not sack her off

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Open minded girl up for a threesome? Haha

"
Op will pick for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in

Dark haired female regular likes dogs pulse optional

Hippychick 99 for you

I think she likes dogs, if not sack her off"

Lol harsh

Hippy chick brace yourself baby I’m coming xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Open minded girl up for a threesome? Haha

Nore the explorer is sharing Kelly Brook so you can jump in there if you want on a part time basis?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kelly Brook please sir

Can I share her

Of course m’lady (I shall enjoy this even more!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m in

Dark haired female regular likes dogs pulse optional

Hippychick 99 for you

I think she likes dogs, if not sack her off

Lol harsh

Hippy chick brace yourself baby I’m coming xx "

I would never hook anyone up with someone who doesnt love dogs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In. I will allow you to choose for me

Do you like dogs?"

Not to fuck

But yes otherwise

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In. I will allow you to choose for me

Do you like dogs?

Not to fuck

But yes otherwise

Good, youre with VYPERLICK69

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in

Dark haired female regular likes dogs pulse optional

Hippychick 99 for you

I think she likes dogs, if not sack her off

Lol harsh

Hippy chick brace yourself baby I’m coming xx "

Right now, hang on, ok, I’m ready for ya baby

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come on then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in.

I’ll take whoever’s left at the end.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I love baby penguins sooo cute

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm in.

Now you have a miracle to perform.

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By *ouanna JoWoman over a year ago

A little village

I’m in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in.

Can I have this one please ^^^

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By *r Cheeky97Man over a year ago

Devon

"Open minded girl up for a threesome? Haha

Nore the explorer is sharing Kelly Brook so you can jump in there if you want on a part time basis?"

Haha happily

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"In. I will allow you to choose for me

Do you like dogs?

Not to fuck

But yes otherwise

Good, youre with VYPERLICK69"

Where's my Sebastian Stan or Jason Momoa? *stamps feet*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in. I'm looking for...

...

sex, I suppose.

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

I'm in I suppose....sigh

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In. I will allow you to choose for me

Do you like dogs?

Not to fuck

But yes otherwise

Good, youre with VYPERLICK69

Where's my Sebastian Stan or Jason Momoa? *stamps feet*"

Best I can do is Chunky Gent.

Its a bit of a fanny fest in here at the minute

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I want some one else.

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Now I don’t wish to appear greedy or anything but can I have Gal Gadot also please? (I’m full Wonder Woman outfit of course)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes OK I'm in

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By *ouanna JoWoman over a year ago

A little village

"I’m in.

Can I have this one please ^^^

Yes... you can.

Well that was easily sorted!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in.

I’ll take whoever’s left at the end. "

Me and you then.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A beautiful, confident bisexual woman, looking for a one to one meet somewhere near northwest England.... if you can find one of those.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Now I don’t wish to appear greedy or anything but can I have Gal Gadot also please? (I’m full Wonder Woman outfit of course)

We have the same taste in women

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m in.

Louanna, meet DanielOnTheRocks II

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Now I don’t wish to appear greedy or anything but can I have Gal Gadot also please? (I’m full Wonder Woman outfit of course)

We have the same taste in women

Ha ha - We’re rapidly building up an orgy here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in, I’d like a Scott Eastwood look alike please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Now I don’t wish to appear greedy or anything but can I have Gal Gadot also please? (I’m full Wonder Woman outfit of course)

We have the same taste in women

Ha ha - We’re rapidly building up an orgy here

Sounds like a good one! Can we add Freddie flintoff too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Fuck sake man, where are all these straight women coming from?

Some of you are going to have to start swinging for the other side

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Now I don’t wish to appear greedy or anything but can I have Gal Gadot also please? (I’m full Wonder Woman outfit of course)

We have the same taste in women

Ha ha - We’re rapidly building up an orgy here

Sounds like a good one! Can we add Freddie flintoff too?

Yeah - bung him in to; I’ll chat to him about his cricketing days whilst we service the ladies

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By *ouanna JoWoman over a year ago

A little village

"A beautiful, confident bisexual woman, looking for a one to one meet somewhere near northwest England.... if you can find one of those."

Change north west to north east and this is exactly what I’m looking for too please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck sake man, where are all these straight women coming from?

Some of you are going to have to start swinging for the other side"

I’m waiting for my man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In I want a wife loyal and committed

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By *ouanna JoWoman over a year ago

A little village

"I’m in.

Louanna, meet DanielOnTheRocks II"

Hello Daniel. Are you a beautiful bisexual woman?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A beautiful, confident bisexual woman, looking for a one to one meet somewhere near northwest England.... if you can find one of those.

Change north west to north east and this is exactly what I’m looking for too please.

Can’t you both move south east?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fuck sake man, where are all these straight women coming from?

Some of you are going to have to start swinging for the other side

I’m waiting for my man

I'm waiting for A man. I've assigned all the others away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in.

Louanna, meet DanielOnTheRocks II

Hello Daniel. Are you a beautiful bisexual woman?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In I want a wife loyal and committed "

Been there done that. No thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fuck sake man, where are all these straight women coming from?

Some of you are going to have to start swinging for the other side

I’m waiting for my man

Boom, there you go, mr.gorgeous

Have fun you kids

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Fuck sake man, where are all these straight women coming from?

Some of you are going to have to start swinging for the other side

I’m waiting for my man

I'm waiting for A man. I've assigned all the others away "

Where's mine

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By *ouanna JoWoman over a year ago

A little village

"A beautiful, confident bisexual woman, looking for a one to one meet somewhere near northwest England.... if you can find one of those.

Change north west to north east and this is exactly what I’m looking for too please.

Can’t you both move south east?

I’m in if Lola is.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I'm in,I just want someone with money and because I'm shallow bitch a sprinkling of attractiveness (own teeth,legs,arms etc would be great.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Waiting...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m in.

Louanna, meet DanielOnTheRocks II

Hello Daniel. Are you a beautiful bisexual woman?

Take Lola Daisy as well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck sake man, where are all these straight women coming from?

Some of you are going to have to start swinging for the other side

I’m waiting for my man

Boom, there you go, mr.gorgeous

Have fun you kids"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in.

Louanna, meet DanielOnTheRocks II

Hello Daniel. Are you a beautiful bisexual woman?

For you, I can be.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Waiting..."

(Clears throat)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in, looking for a straight woman , easy to talk to and laid back. Not toooo picky

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I’m in. But he needs to be fit as f**k and at least 6 ft. Ill leave my destiny in your hands

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Waiting..."

You'll have to keep waiting.

Not my fault your straight and suddenly Fab has a lack of guys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in

Dark haired female regular likes dogs pulse optional

Hippychick 99 for you

I think she likes dogs, if not sack her off

Lol harsh

Hippy chick brace yourself baby I’m coming xx

Right now, hang on, ok, I’m ready for ya baby

Phworrrrrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Waiting...

(Clears throat)

I've already given you to someone

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Waiting..."

donut69 all yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m in. But he needs to be fit as f**k and at least 6 ft. Ill leave my destiny in your hands

You only said that because I'm 5'11"

See who else enters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in. But he needs to be fit as f**k and at least 6 ft. Ill leave my destiny in your hands

You only said that because I'm 5'11"

See who else enters"

Who are you having?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm in,I just want someone with money and because I'm shallow bitch a sprinkling of attractiveness (own teeth,legs,arms etc would be great."

Please hold for the next available agent

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By *r Cheeky97Man over a year ago

Devon

I'm in the south West if that helps? Hahah

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m in. But he needs to be fit as f**k and at least 6 ft. Ill leave my destiny in your hands

You only said that because I'm 5'11"

See who else enters

Who are you having?"

No one, I'm being selfless

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Say your in and what you are looking for on fab and I'll match you to someone else in the thread.

Might work, might not, I'm not actually going to put a lot of effort into this"

Oh god.. I wish I was sat next to you doing this!!! Love it, nice one Choo! If you need guidance or a second opinion, I'm in on that!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm in the south West if that helps? Hahah "

bigchef take Spiderwoman

Wear platforms

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I’m in. But he needs to be fit as f**k and at least 6 ft. Ill leave my destiny in your hands

You only said that because I'm 5'11"

See who else enters

Who are you having?

No one, I'm being selfless"

Gal Gadot says (in her sexy voice) that she wants a piece of you sir - come and join in

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'm in,I just want someone with money and because I'm shallow bitch a sprinkling of attractiveness (own teeth,legs,arms etc would be great.

Please hold for the next available agent"

No I'm impatient I'll go and eat chocolate instead. You're sacked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Say your in and what you are looking for on fab and I'll match you to someone else in the thread.

Might work, might not, I'm not actually going to put a lot of effort into this

Oh god.. I wish I was sat next to you doing this!!! Love it, nice one Choo! If you need guidance or a second opinion, I'm in on that!! "

I'm so stressed.

This was a mistake!

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Waiting...

(Clears throat)

I've already given you to someone "

She won't be impressed with your choice - trust me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm in,I just want someone with money and because I'm shallow bitch a sprinkling of attractiveness (own teeth,legs,arms etc would be great.

Please hold for the next available agent

No I'm impatient I'll go and eat chocolate instead. You're sacked."

Fine with me, leave the thread please

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

I'm in

I think

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Say your in and what you are looking for on fab and I'll match you to someone else in the thread.

Might work, might not, I'm not actually going to put a lot of effort into this

Oh god.. I wish I was sat next to you doing this!!! Love it, nice one Choo! If you need guidance or a second opinion, I'm in on that!!

I'm so stressed.

This was a mistake!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Waiting...

(Clears throat)

I've already given you to someone

She won't be impressed with your choice - trust me.

I didn't say I was a good matchmaker

Make it work!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

-looking for an anus to fill

That anus needs to belong to a lovely woman who would let me use my leaf blowers on her tits. (Ear defenders provided)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm in

I think"

You can take _gnitemybody

She's straight, but so is spaghetti until its wet

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By *ouanna JoWoman over a year ago

A little village

"I’m in.

Louanna, meet DanielOnTheRocks II

Hello Daniel. Are you a beautiful bisexual woman?

Take Lola Daisy as well

Ok... so LolaDaisy, Daniel and I are going on a road trip to the south east to meet Nora. Sorted. Hope all involved are ok with this plan.

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By *ily WhiteWoman over a year ago

Are you included in this OP?

Asking for a friend

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By *r Cheeky97Man over a year ago

Devon

"I'm in the south West if that helps? Hahah

bigchef take Spiderwoman

Wear platforms "

Would love To but unfortunately I'm only 5"10 haha Im a mean cook hope that makes up for it haha

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm in the south West if that helps? Hahah

bigchef take Spiderwoman

Wear platforms

Would love To but unfortunately I'm only 5"10 haha Im a mean cook hope that makes up for it haha

Hence the platforms

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I'm in

I think

You can take _gnitemybody

She's straight, but so is spaghetti until its wet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in.

Louanna, meet DanielOnTheRocks II

Hello Daniel. Are you a beautiful bisexual woman?

Take Lola Daisy as well

Ok... so LolaDaisy, Daniel and I are going on a road trip to the south east to meet Nora. Sorted. Hope all involved are ok with this plan.

Can I add an extra man to that then and it’s good with me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in.

Louanna, meet DanielOnTheRocks II

Hello Daniel. Are you a beautiful bisexual woman?

Take Lola Daisy as well

Ok... so LolaDaisy, Daniel and I are going on a road trip to the south east to meet Nora. Sorted. Hope all involved are ok with this plan.

Count me in =D

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'm in

I think

You can take _gnitemybody

She's straight, but so is spaghetti until its wet

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are you included in this OP?

Asking for a friend

I don't want any involvement in this what so ever any more

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By *ouanna JoWoman over a year ago

A little village

"I’m in.

Louanna, meet DanielOnTheRocks II

Hello Daniel. Are you a beautiful bisexual woman?

Take Lola Daisy as well

Ok... so LolaDaisy, Daniel and I are going on a road trip to the south east to meet Nora. Sorted. Hope all involved are ok with this plan.

Can I add an extra man to that then and it’s good with me

Yes you can.... is he hot?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m in.

Louanna, meet DanielOnTheRocks II

Hello Daniel. Are you a beautiful bisexual woman?

Take Lola Daisy as well

Ok... so LolaDaisy, Daniel and I are going on a road trip to the south east to meet Nora. Sorted. Hope all involved are ok with this plan.

Can I add an extra man to that then and it’s good with me

How in the living fuck did I leave myself excluded from this one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm in

I think

You can take _gnitemybody

She's straight, but so is spaghetti until its wet

Again, didn't say I was a good matchmaker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in.

Louanna, meet DanielOnTheRocks II

Hello Daniel. Are you a beautiful bisexual woman?

Take Lola Daisy as well

Ok... so LolaDaisy, Daniel and I are going on a road trip to the south east to meet Nora. Sorted. Hope all involved are ok with this plan.

Can I add an extra man to that then and it’s good with me

Yes you can.... is he hot?

Oh yes! On fire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still waiting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm out, supply and demand & reverse psychology

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I'm in

I think

You can take _gnitemybody

She's straight, but so is spaghetti until its wet

Again, didn't say I was a good matchmaker "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Still waiting "

wingman87

There you go

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'm in

I think

You can take _gnitemybody

She's straight, but so is spaghetti until its wet

Again, didn't say I was a good matchmaker "

It's not like I was fussy,I just want a penis it doesn't even need to be a big one. Perhaps I should have stipulated that.

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By *r Cheeky97Man over a year ago

Devon

"I’m in.

Louanna, meet DanielOnTheRocks II

Hello Daniel. Are you a beautiful bisexual woman?

Take Lola Daisy as well

Ok... so LolaDaisy, Daniel and I are going on a road trip to the south east to meet Nora. Sorted. Hope all involved are ok with this plan.

Can I add an extra man to that then and it’s good with me

Yes you can.... is he hot?

Would me and my fb be welcome to join sounds very fun haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in.

Louanna, meet DanielOnTheRocks II

Hello Daniel. Are you a beautiful bisexual woman?

Take Lola Daisy as well

Ok... so LolaDaisy, Daniel and I are going on a road trip to the south east to meet Nora. Sorted. Hope all involved are ok with this plan.

Can I add an extra man to that then and it’s good with me

Yes you can.... is he hot?

Oh yes! On fire

Cool, I'm in.

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By *ily WhiteWoman over a year ago

"Are you included in this OP?

Asking for a friend

I don't want any involvement in this what so ever any more"

I'm not playing then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm in

I think

You can take _gnitemybody

She's straight, but so is spaghetti until its wet

Again, didn't say I was a good matchmaker

It's not like I was fussy,I just want a penis it doesn't even need to be a big one. Perhaps I should have stipulated that."

RollerBlade19 then.

Have fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are you included in this OP?

Asking for a friend

I don't want any involvement in this what so ever any more

I'm not playing then

PM me sweet cheeks

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I’m in "

You can have the Op between me and you he's Fab straight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kelly Brook please sir

she does not live here ask Santa

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Say your in and what you are looking for on fab and I'll match you to someone else in the thread.

Might work, might not, I'm not actually going to put a lot of effort into this

Oh god.. I wish I was sat next to you doing this!!! Love it, nice one Choo! If you need guidance or a second opinion, I'm in on that!!

I'm so stressed.

This was a mistake!"

Sloooow down Choo, no hurry. I'm cooking kids dinner n stuff so I'm not much help actually!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In

-looking for an anus to fill

That anus needs to belong to a lovely woman who would let me use my leaf blowers on her tits. (Ear defenders provided)

Don't hold your breath

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any sexy lady with a good pair of boobs and a nice round bum..please OP

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Lol
"Kelly Brook please sir

she does not live here ask Santa "

Nope. She doesn't live with me neither.

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By *ouanna JoWoman over a year ago

A little village

"I’m in.

Louanna, meet DanielOnTheRocks II

Hello Daniel. Are you a beautiful bisexual woman?

Take Lola Daisy as well

Ok... so LolaDaisy, Daniel and I are going on a road trip to the south east to meet Nora. Sorted. Hope all involved are ok with this plan.

Can I add an extra man to that then and it’s good with me

How in the living fuck did I leave myself excluded from this one

Still space in the car for a little one....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Say your in and what you are looking for on fab and I'll match you to someone else in the thread.

Might work, might not, I'm not actually going to put a lot of effort into this

Oh god.. I wish I was sat next to you doing this!!! Love it, nice one Choo! If you need guidance or a second opinion, I'm in on that!!

I'm so stressed.

This was a mistake!

Sloooow down Choo, no hurry. I'm cooking kids dinner n stuff so I'm not much help actually! "

I need a hug choo!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'm in

I think

You can take _gnitemybody

She's straight, but so is spaghetti until its wet

Again, didn't say I was a good matchmaker

It's not like I was fussy,I just want a penis it doesn't even need to be a big one. Perhaps I should have stipulated that.

RollerBlade19 then.

Have fun"

He wants clean women only that rules me out,I'm mucky as hell.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Kelly Brook please sir

she does not live here ask Santa "

How do you feel about leafblowers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm in

I think

You can take _gnitemybody

She's straight, but so is spaghetti until its wet

Again, didn't say I was a good matchmaker

It's not like I was fussy,I just want a penis it doesn't even need to be a big one. Perhaps I should have stipulated that.

RollerBlade19 then.

Have fun

He wants clean women only that rules me out,I'm mucky as hell. "

I knew I fancied you

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By *ouanna JoWoman over a year ago

A little village

"In

-looking for an anus to fill

That anus needs to belong to a lovely woman who would let me use my leaf blowers on her tits. (Ear defenders provided)

Don't hold your breath"

I almost had to think twice about my road trip as this offer just almost pulled me in. It was hard but.... I’m going to stick with the road trip.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m in.

Louanna, meet DanielOnTheRocks II

Hello Daniel. Are you a beautiful bisexual woman?

Take Lola Daisy as well

Ok... so LolaDaisy, Daniel and I are going on a road trip to the south east to meet Nora. Sorted. Hope all involved are ok with this plan.

Can I add an extra man to that then and it’s good with me

How in the living fuck did I leave myself excluded from this one

Still space in the car for a little one....

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By *juk72Man over a year ago

Reading

"I’m in.

I’ll take whoever’s left at the end. "

I've never wanted to be "whoever's left" before!

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

*cough*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m in.

I’ll take whoever’s left at the end.

I've never wanted to be "whoever's left" before! "

Thats you 2 sorted

Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*cough*"

Don't spread germs, theres already a lot of body fluids being shared

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in.

Louanna, meet DanielOnTheRocks II

Hello Daniel. Are you a beautiful bisexual woman?

Take Lola Daisy as well

Ok... so LolaDaisy, Daniel and I are going on a road trip to the south east to meet Nora. Sorted. Hope all involved are ok with this plan.

Can I add an extra man to that then and it’s good with me

How in the living fuck did I leave myself excluded from this one

Still space in the car for a little one....

Can we try and get that blonde one from countdown too. That would keep my man happy. Can’t remember her name

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In

-looking for an anus to fill

That anus needs to belong to a lovely woman who would let me use my leaf blowers on her tits. (Ear defenders provided)

Don't hold your breath

I almost had to think twice about my road trip as this offer just almost pulled me in. It was hard but.... I’m going to stick with the road trip.

I don't do women who hold full clean driving licence anyway .

sorry love my 'preference' no offence meant of course

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

"*cough*

Don't spread germs, theres already a lot of body fluids being shared"

*stares*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in.

Louanna, meet DanielOnTheRocks II

Hello Daniel. Are you a beautiful bisexual woman?

Take Lola Daisy as well

Ok... so LolaDaisy, Daniel and I are going on a road trip to the south east to meet Nora. Sorted. Hope all involved are ok with this plan.

Can I add an extra man to that then and it’s good with me

How in the living fuck did I leave myself excluded from this one

Still space in the car for a little one....

Can we try and get that blonde one from countdown too. That would keep my man happy. Can’t remember her name

We're going to need a bus for this! :')

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By *ouanna JoWoman over a year ago

A little village

"*cough*"

Girly road trip?? (plus Daniel, POF and Nora’s plus one.....)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*cough*

Girly road trip?? (plus Daniel, POF and Nora’s plus one.....)

I can get on board with this

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By *ilth500Man over a year ago

Merseyside

"Say your in and what you are looking for on fab and I'll match you to someone else in the thread.

Might work, might not, I'm not actually going to put a lot of effort into this"

IN. Looking for a regular MF couple, and if possible be able to date the wife...

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By *ouanna JoWoman over a year ago

A little village

"I’m in.

Louanna, meet DanielOnTheRocks II

Hello Daniel. Are you a beautiful bisexual woman?

Take Lola Daisy as well

Ok... so LolaDaisy, Daniel and I are going on a road trip to the south east to meet Nora. Sorted. Hope all involved are ok with this plan.

Can I add an extra man to that then and it’s good with me

How in the living fuck did I leave myself excluded from this one

Still space in the car for a little one....

Can we try and get that blonde one from countdown too. That would keep my man happy. Can’t remember her name

Carol Vorderman?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in.

Louanna, meet DanielOnTheRocks II

Hello Daniel. Are you a beautiful bisexual woman?

Take Lola Daisy as well

Ok... so LolaDaisy, Daniel and I are going on a road trip to the south east to meet Nora. Sorted. Hope all involved are ok with this plan.

Can I add an extra man to that then and it’s good with me

How in the living fuck did I leave myself excluded from this one

Still space in the car for a little one....

Can we try and get that blonde one from countdown too. That would keep my man happy. Can’t remember her name

Carol Vorderman?

No the new one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m in.

Louanna, meet DanielOnTheRocks II

Hello Daniel. Are you a beautiful bisexual woman?

Take Lola Daisy as well

Ok... so LolaDaisy, Daniel and I are going on a road trip to the south east to meet Nora. Sorted. Hope all involved are ok with this plan.

Can I add an extra man to that then and it’s good with me

How in the living fuck did I leave myself excluded from this one

Still space in the car for a little one....

Can we try and get that blonde one from countdown too. That would keep my man happy. Can’t remember her name

Carol Vorderman?

Racheal Riley

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

"*cough*

Girly road trip?? (plus Daniel, POF and Nora’s plus one.....)

I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in.

Louanna, meet DanielOnTheRocks II

Hello Daniel. Are you a beautiful bisexual woman?

Take Lola Daisy as well

Ok... so LolaDaisy, Daniel and I are going on a road trip to the south east to meet Nora. Sorted. Hope all involved are ok with this plan.

Can I add an extra man to that then and it’s good with me

How in the living fuck did I leave myself excluded from this one

Still space in the car for a little one....

Can we try and get that blonde one from countdown too. That would keep my man happy. Can’t remember her name

Carol Vorderman?

Racheal Riley

That’s it!

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

[Removed by poster at 18/12/19 16:46:16]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*cough*

Girly road trip?? (plus Daniel, POF and Nora’s plus one.....)

I'm in!

Yay!

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By *ouanna JoWoman over a year ago

A little village

"I’m in.

Louanna, meet DanielOnTheRocks II

Hello Daniel. Are you a beautiful bisexual woman?

Take Lola Daisy as well

Ok... so LolaDaisy, Daniel and I are going on a road trip to the south east to meet Nora. Sorted. Hope all involved are ok with this plan.

Can I add an extra man to that then and it’s good with me

How in the living fuck did I leave myself excluded from this one

Still space in the car for a little one....

Can we try and get that blonde one from countdown too. That would keep my man happy. Can’t remember her name

Carol Vorderman?

Racheal Riley

That’s it!"

Just googled her and hell yes she can come too.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"*cough*

Girly road trip?? (plus Daniel, POF and Nora’s plus one.....)

I'm in!

One more lady must mean one more guy.

Just saying (holds thumb out for a lift)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in.

Louanna, meet DanielOnTheRocks II

Hello Daniel. Are you a beautiful bisexual woman?

Take Lola Daisy as well

Ok... so LolaDaisy, Daniel and I are going on a road trip to the south east to meet Nora. Sorted. Hope all involved are ok with this plan.

Can I add an extra man to that then and it’s good with me

How in the living fuck did I leave myself excluded from this one

Still space in the car for a little one....

Can we try and get that blonde one from countdown too. That would keep my man happy. Can’t remember her name

Carol Vorderman?

Racheal Riley

That’s it!

Just googled her and hell yes she can come too.

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in

A woman that’s up for some run tbh, nothing serious x

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Marathons?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in

A woman that’s up for some run tbh, nothing serious x"

That’s me out. Can’t run with these tits

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’m in

A woman that’s up for some run tbh, nothing serious x

That’s me out. Can’t run with these tits "

Haha xxx

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I’m in

A woman that’s up for some run tbh, nothing serious x

That’s me out. Can’t run with these tits "

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I’m in

A woman that’s up for some run tbh, nothing serious x

That’s me out. Can’t run with these tits "

I'd gladly give you a hand or 2

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’m in

A woman that’s up for some run tbh, nothing serious x"

*fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in

A woman that’s up for some run tbh, nothing serious x

That’s me out. Can’t run with these tits "

Nothing wrong with that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in.. I’m actually Kelly what’s her face

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By *ondon-guy68Man over a year ago

London

*sits in the corner and waits...impatiently.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*sits in the corner and waits...impatiently. "

You can take Prin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Op op I need another one it has a Dom

That says no the lick can’t have a go man !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*sits in the corner and waits...impatiently.

You can take Prin

Take me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*sits in the corner and waits...impatiently.

You can take Prin

Take me

Yes, in the rain if it makes it more romantic for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in

A woman that’s up for some run tbh, nothing serious x

That’s me out. Can’t run with these tits

I’ll take your tits xx

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I’m in

A woman that’s up for some run tbh, nothing serious x

That’s me out. Can’t run with these tits

I’ll take your tits xx "

Better bring them back...

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By *ouanna JoWoman over a year ago

A little village

"*sits in the corner and waits...impatiently. "

Road trip?

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I’m in

A woman that’s up for some run tbh, nothing serious x

That’s me out. Can’t run with these tits

I’ll take your tits xx

Better bring them back..."

If we are borrowing tits - can I have yours please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*sits in the corner and waits...impatiently.

Road trip?

Stop taking people!

Hes currently taking Prin

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"I’m in.

Louanna, meet DanielOnTheRocks II

Hello Daniel. Are you a beautiful bisexual woman?

Take Lola Daisy as well

Ok... so LolaDaisy, Daniel and I are going on a road trip to the south east to meet Nora. Sorted. Hope all involved are ok with this plan.

Can I add an extra man to that then and it’s good with me

How in the living fuck did I leave myself excluded from this one

Still space in the car for a little one....

Can we try and get that blonde one from countdown too. That would keep my man happy. Can’t remember her name

Carol Vorderman?

Racheal Riley

That’s it!

Just googled her and hell yes she can come too.

Rachael Riley?? She's got crazy eyes.. can I come? I'll drive..louanna Jo, I'll pick you up first as we're close by

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

"*sits in the corner and waits...impatiently.

Road trip?

We are going to need a bigger car...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in

A woman that’s up for some run tbh, nothing serious x

That’s me out. Can’t run with these tits

I’ll take your tits xx

Better bring them back..."

After we go dinner and do the Xmas role baby xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*sits in the corner and waits...impatiently.

Road trip?

Stop taking people!

Hes currently taking Prin"

Sharing is caring

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Might work, might not, I'm not actually going to put a lot of effort into this"

You've been at it for 45 minutes solid, and it's working a treat, fair play to you

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By *ondon-guy68Man over a year ago

London

"*sits in the corner and waits...impatiently.

Road trip?

Room for two?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in

A woman that’s up for some run tbh, nothing serious x

That’s me out. Can’t run with these tits

I’ll take your tits xx

Better bring them back...

If we are borrowing tits - can I have yours please.

You can fight me for hers!

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"*sits in the corner and waits...impatiently.

Road trip?

Room for two?

They'll need a double decker bus at this rate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m in.

Louanna, meet DanielOnTheRocks II

Hello Daniel. Are you a beautiful bisexual woman?

Take Lola Daisy as well

Ok... so LolaDaisy, Daniel and I are going on a road trip to the south east to meet Nora. Sorted. Hope all involved are ok with this plan.

Can I add an extra man to that then and it’s good with me

How in the living fuck did I leave myself excluded from this one

Still space in the car for a little one....

Can we try and get that blonde one from countdown too. That would keep my man happy. Can’t remember her name

Carol Vorderman?

Racheal Riley

That’s it!

Just googled her and hell yes she can come too.

Rachael Riley?? She's got crazy eyes.. can I come? I'll drive..louanna Jo, I'll pick you up first as we're close by "

Awww no, not you as well

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By *ouanna JoWoman over a year ago

A little village

"I’m in.

Louanna, meet DanielOnTheRocks II

Hello Daniel. Are you a beautiful bisexual woman?

Take Lola Daisy as well

Ok... so LolaDaisy, Daniel and I are going on a road trip to the south east to meet Nora. Sorted. Hope all involved are ok with this plan.

Can I add an extra man to that then and it’s good with me

How in the living fuck did I leave myself excluded from this one

Still space in the car for a little one....

Can we try and get that blonde one from countdown too. That would keep my man happy. Can’t remember her name

Carol Vorderman?

Racheal Riley

That’s it!

Just googled her and hell yes she can come too.

Rachael Riley?? She's got crazy eyes.. can I come? I'll drive..louanna Jo, I'll pick you up first as we're close by "

Sorted! Have you got a licence to drive a bus, Freya? I seem to have recruited a few more people than planned.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Op can I have dirtyav pls xxx

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Match me up OP.

He's gotta be so macho, he's got to be big and strong, enough to turn me on.

Once a month minimum, able to accommodate and no more than a 30 min drive away.

Many thanks

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