"There's no end to your talents Crumpster. What's the weather like tomorrow? "
Well Meli ........ my talents tell me that there you have to wear fur lined tit tassels tomorrow and keep one hand on your ha'penny.
Fucking freezing ...... |
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Its ok. I'm coming over. Weathers always good once I hit the ground. If not, I'll be that asshole walking around in my t-shirt saying this isn't cold you guys.
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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago
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"It's fucking freezing.
Thank you.
I'm a genius. Haven't looked outside, havent listened to radio or t.v.
Fucking genius."
Wow. That's incredible. Can you think of 6 numbers between 1 and 50?  |
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"It's fucking freezing.
Thank you.
I'm a genius. Haven't looked outside, havent listened to radio or t.v.
Fucking genius.
Wow. That's incredible. Can you think of 6 numbers between 1 and 50? "
Yes! But if I told you,you'd win the lottery and it's my turn this week. |
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"It's fucking freezing.
Thank you.
I'm a genius. Haven't looked outside, havent listened to radio or t.v.
Fucking genius."
You've forgotten to put money in the metre again, haven't you Granny? 
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"It's fucking freezing.
Thank you.
I'm a genius. Haven't looked outside, havent listened to radio or t.v.
Fucking genius.
You've forgotten to put money in the metre again, haven't you Granny?
Fuzz"
You are supposed to pay ?? Outrageous! I'm going Nordic. They like oldies out there. |
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"Well that's me buggered I don't have any fur lined tit tassels.
No need to relinquish your arsehole for the want of a tassel o fur. Couple of sink plugs'll do. With chains of course."
Then how will I keep the water in my sinks? Think I'll just stay in. |
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"It's fucking freezing.
Thank you.
I'm a genius. Haven't looked outside, havent listened to radio or t.v.
Fucking genius.
You've forgotten to put money in the metre again, haven't you Granny?
Fuzz
You are supposed to pay ?? Outrageous! I'm going Nordic. They like oldies out there."
And socks with sandles. You'll fit in 
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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago
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"It's fucking freezing.
Thank you.
I'm a genius. Haven't looked outside, havent listened to radio or t.v.
Fucking genius.
Wow. That's incredible. Can you think of 6 numbers between 1 and 50?
Yes! But if I told you,you'd win the lottery and it's my turn this week."
I don't mind taking turns. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"There's no end to your talents Crumpster. What's the weather like tomorrow?
Well Meli ........ my talents tell me that there you have to wear fur lined tit tassels tomorrow and keep one hand on your ha'penny.
Fucking freezing ...... "
I knew those tit tassels would come in handy some time soon! Thanks for the weather forecast. |
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