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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm going a fab friends house tonight. We both know its just for a drink and a chat, nothing more.
But, I have warned her I'm going to wank at least twice while I'm there.
Question is, who has to clean it up? Surely it should be the host? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't you wank into something.... ....like a vase or the sink? Idk?
Sounds like a lot of effort when I can just let gravity do its thing"
Use a condom maybe, keep it safe...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can't you wank into something.... ....like a vase or the sink? Idk?
Sounds like a lot of effort when I can just let gravity do its thing
Use a condom maybe, keep it safe... "
I don't think carpets can catch STD's so should be fine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Easy solution. It's nearly Christmas so take a bottle of eggnog round, shoot your load into the glass before pouring said eggnog. No-one will notice your special gift in that gloopy mix and she'll glug it straight down.
Thank me later.
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Easy solution. It's nearly Christmas so take a bottle of eggnog round, shoot your load into the glass before pouring said eggnog. No-one will notice your special gift in that gloopy mix and she'll glug it straight down.
Thank me later.
Peach x"
Can't I cum in you instead?  |
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"Easy solution. It's nearly Christmas so take a bottle of eggnog round, shoot your load into the glass before pouring said eggnog. No-one will notice your special gift in that gloopy mix and she'll glug it straight down.
Thank me later.
Peach x
Can't I cum in you instead? "
Sure but where shall I hide? By the wheelie bins? Should I use a marker pen to highlight the cum dump?
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Easy solution. It's nearly Christmas so take a bottle of eggnog round, shoot your load into the glass before pouring said eggnog. No-one will notice your special gift in that gloopy mix and she'll glug it straight down.
Thank me later.
Peach x
Can't I cum in you instead?
Sure but where shall I hide? By the wheelie bins? Should I use a marker pen to highlight the cum dump?
Peach x"
I'll just take you in the back of the van and come to you when I'm ready.
Would you like a light and some reading material while you wait? |
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"I'm going a fab friends house tonight. We both know its just for a drink and a chat, nothing more.
But, I have warned her I'm going to wank at least twice while I'm there.
Question is, who has to clean it up? Surely it should be the host?"
Just leave there to dry, time will take its course and will start to crack and turn into powder |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Easy solution. It's nearly Christmas so take a bottle of eggnog round, shoot your load into the glass before pouring said eggnog. No-one will notice your special gift in that gloopy mix and she'll glug it straight down.
Thank me later.
Peach x
Can't I cum in you instead?
Sure but where shall I hide? By the wheelie bins? Should I use a marker pen to highlight the cum dump?
Peach x
I'll just take you in the back of the van and come to you when I'm ready.
Would you like a light and some reading material while you wait?"
Such a generous and thoughtful man. That would be lovely. Try not to wake me if I've nodded off okay?
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Easy solution. It's nearly Christmas so take a bottle of eggnog round, shoot your load into the glass before pouring said eggnog. No-one will notice your special gift in that gloopy mix and she'll glug it straight down.
Thank me later.
Peach x"
*notes stick to the bottle of vodka at Peach's house |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Easy solution. It's nearly Christmas so take a bottle of eggnog round, shoot your load into the glass before pouring said eggnog. No-one will notice your special gift in that gloopy mix and she'll glug it straight down.
Thank me later.
Peach x
Can't I cum in you instead?
Sure but where shall I hide? By the wheelie bins? Should I use a marker pen to highlight the cum dump?
Peach x
I'll just take you in the back of the van and come to you when I'm ready.
Would you like a light and some reading material while you wait?
Such a generous and thoughtful man. That would be lovely. Try not to wake me if I've nodded off okay?
Peach x"
Don't worry, I am well known for my quiet climax's |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Easy solution. It's nearly Christmas so take a bottle of eggnog round, shoot your load into the glass before pouring said eggnog. No-one will notice your special gift in that gloopy mix and she'll glug it straight down.
Thank me later.
Peach x
*notes stick to the bottle of vodka at Peach's house"
Gin and vodka are safe Autumn Just don't accept one of Fuzz's special cocktails 
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Easy solution. It's nearly Christmas so take a bottle of eggnog round, shoot your load into the glass before pouring said eggnog. No-one will notice your special gift in that gloopy mix and she'll glug it straight down.
Thank me later.
Peach x
Can't I cum in you instead?
Sure but where shall I hide? By the wheelie bins? Should I use a marker pen to highlight the cum dump?
Peach x
I'll just take you in the back of the van and come to you when I'm ready.
Would you like a light and some reading material while you wait?
Such a generous and thoughtful man. That would be lovely. Try not to wake me if I've nodded off okay?
Peach x
Don't worry, I am well known for my quiet climax's "
Great Stuff my dirty knickers in your mouth to make sure though.
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Easy solution. It's nearly Christmas so take a bottle of eggnog round, shoot your load into the glass before pouring said eggnog. No-one will notice your special gift in that gloopy mix and she'll glug it straight down.
Thank me later.
Peach x
Can't I cum in you instead?
Sure but where shall I hide? By the wheelie bins? Should I use a marker pen to highlight the cum dump?
Peach x
I'll just take you in the back of the van and come to you when I'm ready.
Would you like a light and some reading material while you wait?
Such a generous and thoughtful man. That would be lovely. Try not to wake me if I've nodded off okay?
Peach x
Don't worry, I am well known for my quiet climax's
Great Stuff my dirty knickers in your mouth to make sure though.
Peach x"
Good idea. That will also but my wanking time down considerably as well |
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I feel your pain in this dilemma OP.
Indeed, I have subsequently taken to always carrying a pack of wet wipes with me when around peoples houses so that I can quickly clean up the resulting semenal mess on their sofa/curtains/sink/cutlery sets should I feel the sudden impulse to have a quick five knuckle shuffle.... |
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"I'm going a fab friends house tonight. We both know its just for a drink and a chat, nothing more.
But, I have warned her I'm going to wank at least twice while I'm there.
Question is, who has to clean it up? Surely it should be the host?"
ahhh lol
Stop off and get puppy training pads on your way,
They will earn you bonus points, |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Any decent host will provide a receptacle of some sort. A bit like a spittoon or possibly an area with sawdust on the floor. "
This is exactly what I was thinking |
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"Any decent host will provide a receptacle of some sort. A bit like a spittoon or possibly an area with sawdust on the floor.
This is exactly what I was thinking"
Standards are falling though, we were at a dinner party recently and all that was available was a cat litter tray in the porch. |
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"Any decent host will provide a receptacle of some sort. A bit like a spittoon or possibly an area with sawdust on the floor.
This is exactly what I was thinking
Standards are falling though, we were at a dinner party recently and all that was available was a cat litter tray in the porch. "
Oh my god, I'm so sorry you had to go through that  |
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