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Anyone ever met a man who doesn’t “know how to use it”?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What do they do - stick it in your belly button?
Helicopter in your general direction?
Try to fold it up origami style and stuff it in?
Please - is there any man who doesn’t know how to use it? |
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"What do they do - stick it in your belly button?
Helicopter in your general direction?
Try to fold it up origami style and stuff it in?
Please - is there any man who doesn’t know how to use it?"
Probably, if they were bought up to be completely sheltered. |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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I'm partially confused by the question. I don't think there is anyone who doesn't fully know how to use it, it's natural and pure instinct. Sure there may be a few fumbles but generally instinct does all the work, mixed in with a little Sex Ed.
Or are you asking do they not know how to use it while also giving pleasure? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once met a virgin - unknowingly - he didn't know which hole he was going into...
Wow 
Did you teach him?"
Let's say it was very quick after 3 min.. and I never wanted to see him again. Even though he did. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm partially confused by the question. I don't think there is anyone who doesn't fully know how to use it, it's natural and pure instinct. Sure there may be a few fumbles but generally instinct does all the work, mixed in with a little Sex Ed.
Or are you asking do they not know how to use it while also giving pleasure?"
It’s tongue in cheek...
So many profiles say that a man is “big and he knows how to use it”. It just sounds silly to me. |
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I've met well endowed guys who aren't that interested in foreplay and then just try to hammer away as deep as possible. I'd say that counts. They don't know how to get the best out of what they've got. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've met well endowed guys who aren't that interested in foreplay and then just try to hammer away as deep as possible. I'd say that counts. They don't know how to get the best out of what they've got."
See, this makes sense |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"I'm partially confused by the question. I don't think there is anyone who doesn't fully know how to use it, it's natural and pure instinct. Sure there may be a few fumbles but generally instinct does all the work, mixed in with a little Sex Ed.
Or are you asking do they not know how to use it while also giving pleasure?
It’s tongue in cheek...
So many profiles say that a man is “big and he knows how to use it”. It just sounds silly to me."
Right!
Best way is to downplay ability. That way you can only over perform!  plus you don't seem like an arrogant cocky prick. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've met well endowed guys who aren't that interested in foreplay and then just try to hammer away as deep as possible. I'd say that counts. They don't know how to get the best out of what they've got."
I'd agree your not knocking a nail in  |
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"I've met well endowed guys who aren't that interested in foreplay and then just try to hammer away as deep as possible. I'd say that counts. They don't know how to get the best out of what they've got.
I'd agree your not knocking a nail in "
Feels like they are sometimes  |
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I’ve met a few women who are completely useless so I’d imagine plenty of useless blokes about I take it you’re referring to man not being able to use his penis? Got to love a good old man bashing thread |
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"I’ve met a few women who are completely useless so I’d imagine plenty of useless blokes about I take it you’re referring to man not being able to use his penis? Got to love a good old man bashing thread "
Someone's touchy. |
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"I’ve met a few women who are completely useless so I’d imagine plenty of useless blokes about I take it you’re referring to man not being able to use his penis? Got to love a good old man bashing thread
Someone's touchy."
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"Some of us guys know how to use it to it'a full potential.
Like, for propping up a book for late night reading in bed or a game of hoopa..... "
I never considered how handy they could be! Somewhere handy to hang your towel too! |
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"Some of us guys know how to use it to it'a full potential.
Like, for propping up a book for late night reading in bed or a game of hoopa.....
I never considered how handy they could be! Somewhere handy to hang your towel too!"
tee towel or beech towel |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some of us guys know how to use it to it'a full potential.
Like, for propping up a book for late night reading in bed or a game of hoopa.....
I never considered how handy they could be! Somewhere handy to hang your towel too!"
yeah, definetely a handy tool to have. I use mine as a hand warmer in the winter too. |
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"I've met well endowed guys who aren't that interested in foreplay and then just try to hammer away as deep as possible. I'd say that counts. They don't know how to get the best out of what they've got."
If I see or hear ‘I know how to use it’ this is my gut reaction, foreplay is irrelevant to them and they think a pounding is all a woman wants |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’ve met a few women who are completely useless so I’d imagine plenty of useless blokes about I take it you’re referring to man not being able to use his penis? Got to love a good old man bashing thread "
Actually it’s often the wife of a man who comments about her hubby that he knows how to use it.
My issue is with the phrase, not men’s skills (or lack thereof) |
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"I’ve met a few women who are completely useless so I’d imagine plenty of useless blokes about I take it you’re referring to man not being able to use his penis? Got to love a good old man bashing thread
Actually it’s often the wife of a man who comments about her hubby that he knows how to use it.
My issue is with the phrase, not men’s skills (or lack thereof)"
Comes back to, what you do with one doesn’t necessarily work for someone else. Listen and read the body don’t just assume one technique fits all |
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"I've met well endowed guys who aren't that interested in foreplay and then just try to hammer away as deep as possible. I'd say that counts. They don't know how to get the best out of what they've got."
Foreplay is a must gets me rock hard like my cock wants to blow up |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve met a few women who are completely useless so I’d imagine plenty of useless blokes about I take it you’re referring to man not being able to use his penis? Got to love a good old man bashing thread
Actually it’s often the wife of a man who comments about her hubby that he knows how to use it.
My issue is with the phrase, not men’s skills (or lack thereof)
Comes back to, what you do with one doesn’t necessarily work for someone else. Listen and read the body don’t just assume one technique fits all "
Exactly. You’ve kinda got to be a little intuitive. I’ve met the girls who just want “a quick fuck”, but I personally prefer the whole sensual exploration. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've met well endowed guys who aren't that interested in foreplay and then just try to hammer away as deep as possible. I'd say that counts. They don't know how to get the best out of what they've got.
I'd agree your not knocking a nail in
Too much porn !! All you would hear is my hips creaking
Feels like they are sometimes "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well I like to pull mine out at parties and pull some awesome ‘genital sculptures’! The burger, the fly, and my top trick is the pelican! And last of all I do the wrist watch... I have to do it last due to the fact I have to draw a clock face on the side of my sausage haha |
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"I've met well endowed guys who aren't that interested in foreplay and then just try to hammer away as deep as possible. I'd say that counts. They don't know how to get the best out of what they've got."
See, this is where I (the Male half) do ok... my nob is nothing to write home about (who would do that anyway?) and being a bit of a Salad Dodger I’d get out of breath with too much pounding |
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